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You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
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>>14363221
i say we kick the medic so he can stay and volunteer with dr chud, maybe hell come back later with better perks fuggen jerdee

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the benched party member could still perfrom actions outside of combat, I would guess
, how could you tell?

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to argue for tjd 2, the pipebomb rapes people but it can only be used once, the engineer is the one who can make it currently

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>>14363245
great point, did we need healing until now in combat?

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>>14363245
exactly, and this is why i feel like swapping the medic for muttdroid

>>14363250
also if we do need healing, im sure dr chud would be willing to give us a small amount of supplies

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>>14363250
not yet
>>14363236
they'll need to be swapped in

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and the rapebomb does sound gemmy

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Strategically, kicking the hobo is the correct play since he has low HP, but I say we should kick the medic (though would tdj 1 still remain with us if his coworker left? And how do we know they wouldn't chimp out?)

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>>14363268
op could just write that he decides to stay and study with dr chud or something

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>>14363268
1 of them will be benched, meaning he won't ingage in combat and oreos

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not kicked out

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>>>14363268 (You)
>1 of them will be benched, meaning he won't ingage in combat and oreos
Oh ok then, kick medic since he can heal us off combat

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The hobo and the TJD engineer play rock, paper scissors. Loser leaves.


Evens, hobo wins and TJD leaves
Odds, TJD wins and hobo leaves award

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The TJD Engineer gives the hobo the pipe bomb and makes his exit.
>Well, adios, niggas. We'll keep in touch.

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>>14363297
with this great party I think it's time

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we must go to the soysylum

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before they go, norman compliments muttdroids new flames

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>>14363277
>and oreos

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>>14363311
they do look heckin neato

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>>14363320
please rope brownfag im trans btw

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Objective accomplished. You brought back Amerimutt as a cyborg. You compliment his flame paint.
>You look like a heckin' hot rod!
<Thanks but it makes me hungry.
It's time to get to the bus stop.
You leave Dr. Chud and your project drone in the surgery room.

The bus arrives. Time for the job interview…

TO BE CONTINUED…

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>>14363394
ABSQLUTE GEMERALD

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>>14363326

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This was gemmy

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Another successful adventure thread

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>>14363394
also dude can you please do in future parts where at some moment when norman gets stressed he reminisces a former party member

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>>14363865
maybe ill make him do that so former members don't get forgotten entirely

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>>14364207
love me gemeralds like this, thank you artGOD
saging to not negrodancer o algo

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>>14363394
TVRΞ”N(TVRK-Ξ”RYΞ”N) GEMERALD FROM THE HIGHEST MINE IN MOUNT AĞRI

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>>14363326

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hey OP if you're still here, will part 2 be continued in this thread?

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>>14376338
my admin 6 got nuked when it reached 2000 reppeys so ill have to continue in another thread regardless of bump limit

im having a writer's block currently

here are some maps

hopefully someone can add creative output (what the missions and goals would be)

i might work this out on my own eventually

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>>14322778 (OP)
Oh thank God this got looped, what have I missed?

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>>14389635
Maybe at some point add a quest where Norman Jackson gets assigned a patient (like an insane troon o algo) and has to cure xer of xer insanity?

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>>14324021
How does that work anyways? I'd like to know

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>>14389635
uhhh in the soysylum some security guard spergs out because theres no heckin soylent left

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Up

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>>14389635
Want me to make a nuthread o algo?

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>this thread

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>>14405618
ill make the new thread when im ready but for now it's best to brainstorm missions

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>>14405880
Alright, as mentioned above, one mission could be like Norman getting assigned an insane troon as a patient o algo, and Norman has to cure xer of xer mental illness, another missing idea I had is one where Norman has to help stop mudslimes from blowing up the Soysylum for El Quesadilla or something like that, yeah, a couple more ideas I had are Norman having to stop Antifaggots from rioting against the Soysylum for some reason or another, and Norman having to secure some escaped patients, these are just WIP ideas I had, but let me know what (You) think.

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>>14405880
Also, sorry this reppey came so late, my little sister had a birthday party and I mainly focused on that

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Norman has to stop the hacker 4CVCK from hacking in the soysylum and destroying it though

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The meximutt janitor of the soysulum get's mad and calls his cartel buddies to come and raze the soysylum to the ground, Norman must defend his workplace o algo

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me must continue to throw coal at the wall and see what turn into gems

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>>14416203 (OP)
next part

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As a soyjak.party janny, I declare this thread deleted!
Thread has been locked. You cannot make any new posts to this thread.

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Bump so nusois can get context or whatever

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Spmephono should archive this

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>>14324021
Marge did the recent Save The Bull bread get taken down? Can't seem to find it


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