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You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.
BEGIN
You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
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>>14338785okay, n-word roll soon enough
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>>>14338785
>okay, n-word roll soon enough
Nigga you can say nigga
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alright teens im off to sleep, it was a gemmy adventurous day indeed award
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>taking a short break (talking hours)
Goodbye adventureGQD
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up
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bumo
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BVMP
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up
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saved
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Bvmp o algo
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why isn't this thread looped?
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>why isn't this thread looped?
Because nannies are too busy dilating xhemselfs to care
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>>14345321I asked mustard to loop it in IRC but he didn't respond and still hasn't so at this point it seems like they just don't want to for some reason
IDK why, they've been very liberal with looping high quality adventure threads in the past.
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>>14345640That should be like a third of their hp at least
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>>>14345640
>That should be like a third of their hp at least
I'm a retard I looked at the wrong post number
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>>14345703Summon postman Pat to help you
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>>14345716we're not using floydian magic to summon that
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>>14345703They helped you defeat Nophono, it's only fair that you help them back now (besides, you are a good BLM-supporting soyboy, you must defeat the heckin' racisterinos, imagine how proud Captain America would be of you!)
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>>14345812You consider leaving the TJD to sort it out, but then you remember when Captain America lifted Thor's hammer, and said "Avengers Assemble!"
You pull out the SNS revolver, then impulsively shoot the ER hobos with it.
Rolling
[post number]*3*2 shots= damage
digits,8 = critical
most odds = 1 shot misses
4 = accidentally hit a TJD with a minicrit
1 = both shots miss
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>>14346125Are we using nerf guns or what are theese damage outputs
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>>14346426it's randomized based on the last post number. that's the lowest possible damage besides 0. getting good numbers sorts things out quickly. award
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bvmp
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>>14346125SHOOT XHEM!!! SHOOT XHEM!!!
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>>14347047The team takes a few steps back and unload 6 shots onto the evil retarded hobos.
Rolling
[post number]*3*6 shots = damage
odds = half shots miss
9,digits=critical
4=minicrit
6=split between 2 hobos
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>>14347235Chop one hobo head off and other hobos started blaming each other
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>>14347235Give them jkb applications to scare them away
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>>14347342*job application
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>>14347325>>14347342>>14347347luck roll
evens above 4 = supplies acquired
odds above 5 = only knife acquired
digits = epic machete acquired
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>>14347441We might have to harvest some hobos for bodyparts to repair amerimutt with higher chanches. So maybe we should fight
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>>14347450>>14347461Your party opts to shoot the trees.
Rolling
Digits = it collapses
8,9 or 0 = a super evil leopard falls out