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I need a spanking

https://soyjak.st/pol/thread/3604966.html

Can you lazy fucking niggerfaggots perma this gurokike already? Clearly the 12-hour ban wasn't enough. You can't get more "hostile offsiter" than this retard.

pinterest is gooder than the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive

Just picked up my diploma today from Pennsbury Jarty High School, they make you come back which is stupid but now that I have this magic piece of paper I am free to criticize this school without getting in trouble o algo, as well as do a little qna about my graduation thread if anyphono still cares
>Why do you like calling it the jarty school
I know a lot of muttmerican public schools are like this, but PHS is somewhat degenerate compared to other schools in the area, like Council Rock or Central Bucks. Many students come from Levittown and Fairless Hills, both of which are a mix of MAGA white trash McDonald's Mutts and economically disadvantaged Black and Hispanic residents. These kids tend to cut class and get into trouble, and can be disruptive. Every school has kids like this though , most of the problems actually come from the incompetent administration. They switched from Canvas to some snca app called Schoology that everybaldi hates since it's worse and it's UI is stuck in 2008, and every Tuesday we had to go to something called "advisory NEST" where teachers were made to give the most no phono bureaucratic presentations and activities about DEI and surveys on "how would you rate this school?" FUGGEN JERDEE ZERO I HATE THIS PLACE! There was also a teacher a while back who got arrested for possessing 'p
>https://6abc.com/post/music-teacher-bucks-county-pennsbury-school-christopher-bygott-child-pornography/14202891
Thankfully, they're building an entire new school and demolishing the two buildings that are there now and of course they have to do it the MOMENT I graduate, so hopefully the school will improve, but I won't be there so I don't really care.

holy shit, i just found this video of 9a0c…

When a 'teen makes something especially gemmy, sometimes it's good enough to get it's own article on the 'ki. But most of the time, even if it's something really good, it's not quite notable enough. This is a problem because right now there's no specific page for sharty mods/games/high-effort projects. The only thing remotely like this is the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive forums, but that's fucked. And I'm not talking about sharty music videos cause the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive gallery does quite a good job in my opinion of giving those the attention they deserve.
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So here's what I'm suggesting: we should make a 'ki page for smaller sharty media, mostly for sharty mods and fangames, but also anything else that can't be posted to the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive gallery. All we have right now on the 'ki is the series on Sharty Related Gaming o algo, but it really sucks and leaves out a bunch of stuff since it just serves as a collection of a bunch of article links. Things like Resident Soy, Soy Mario (or whatever the soy Cat Mario is called), Soy vs Zombies, Soy vs Gigas evendoe that's a DNB, Garry's Mod soy mods (ik they're on the Garry's Mod page but still), the 'craft mod, and every other minor soy mod or fangame.

Sometimes when you mix poop and poop 2, you get poop thrembo. You can then mix it with coconut poop and then with Exploding poop 2. If you give it to Cyberking he gives you free admin

*clunk klank clunk klank* the sound of DT's high heels scraping and clamping the uneven-spread concrete floor bellows down the street, as the pale beacon resting upon the cloud cushions, beams enough light to guide the wxman of gothic taste on her march home.

While reaching for xer key, jingling as it does, xhe notices a large shadow being cast above her head, like the sword of damocles just hanging by a thimble of cotton could it be…a black bvll? Xhe turns around with a concoction of anticipation, a hint of lust peppered in and a sting of fear which fizzles and bubbles up into a reaction of laughter, as she roars out

>UGHHCKKKK stupid TWP pecker subhumanoid cuckold fre-AGHHH-

as quickly as the words fell out of her mouth, a hand fell down and grabbed her left leg, pulling it up like a gymnast flexing to score points

>G-GET OFF ME YOU STUPID INCEL CHUD UHGHH YAWNNN disgusting cuck chud goongoring pecker, YOU WILL NEVER BREED with your TINY LITTLE TALLYWHACKER HAHAHAHA! YOU CALL THAT A PENIS? PEUGHH *SPIT* THAT'LL NEVER SATISFY ME

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What kind of fucking loser foid would moderate a soyjak shitposting site?
Imagine how touch starved, emotionally deprived and yearning of a person Cobblestone is, I bet she is a delicate little blossom waiting to be picked up and deflowered. A shy princess who can only dream of getting a man to sweep her off her feet, only for her feet to be bound and her tight virgin hole fucked, and filled to the brim by a cock thrusting in her pussy.
Sliding my hand under her shirt, crawling up her soft stomach, to her nipples, and then rubbing them while she makes soft cute little moans. Imagine how warm and soft she would feel while I wrap my arms around her thin neck, and fuck her pussy. Masturbation is useless and futile when I don't think of her, because my brain has been conditioned to only be aroused by her, I have psychologically married her and now she is my wife. I love her so much, that if I catch myself thinking of another woman my dick goes instantly limp because of the dread of cheating on my beloved wife. I cannot betray her.
Every single day, I jack off to the thought of her bouncing on my cock until she screams and cums. Every day I think of her smooth curves and olive skinned Sephardic body, I think about licking her stomach, and nibbling on her ears as I finger her from behind. Imagine her pretty dark brown eyes and her soft hair all over the place, looking my soul as we fuck. I am so married to her, I have sold my soul to her body. Sometimes the mere mention of Cobblestone makes my dick leak precum because of the numerous amounts I have fantasized about her. Holy fuck please I let me fuck Cobblestone, I need her wet pussy so BADLY. If there was a hundred men between me and Cobblestone, none of them would live to see tomorrow. Her body is worth my soul, so my soul is hers and her body is my Heaven.
If I tied her soft thin wrists behind her back, then pinned her to the ground face first, and fucked her. Would that motivate her to improve the website? Such a bitter, lonely, and repressed angel, she just needs someone to motivate her to do things out of love. How can a woman like her act out of love and passion, if she never knew how to properly share that love and passion with someone? Especially if she is supposed to be serving people. She needs to learn how to serve a man, and I will be her master. Her ancestors were (((jewish))), they are not unfamiliarPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

do nusois even eat their own poop anymore? this dnb site has fallen so far…

do nusois even eat their own poop anymore? this dnb site has fallen so far…

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>Pph drop 45000% 0 pghh
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Rodolfina1932 made a mistake accidentally reposting shoyta without even realizing how awful shoyta was viewed on the ‘sphere and GlowieFoidlet didn’t know that posting manglegirllol art was forbidden on the ‘ru. Please if they could be unbanned, I’d appreciate it because they made mistakes and I’m sure that they wouldn’t make them again.