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give me oreo flag i boost pph by 50 everytime i make fpe thread on /soy/
R: 2 / I: 1

BAN FPE NOW

either ban FPE posting outright like we did for 'zellig or give the fpeFAGGOTS their own board like we did for /caca/. I am tired of seeing these pedoniggers shit up every board with this tranny show.
R: 2 / I: 0

Add /source/ for source games/ganenights

if /ss/ exists then /source/ should exist for shyte like:
CSS
TF2
TTTT
Gmod
etc
R: 25 / I: 2

SNCA site plan thread #4

PQI:
The entire plan hinges on a new metric called a Post Quality Index, or PQI. The goal is to be a more accurate representation of quality thread engagement than raw PPH. By multiplying each number of bumping, board-unique, regular entropy posts made by each unique poster from the last hour, we are given a value that scales not only with raw thread activity but cross-user engagement. Unique users are differentiated using IPs and integrity. Only counting posts that bump the thread allows sagefags to voice disapproval while not increasing the PQI. Only counting unique posts using an /r9k/-esque text filter with context of only posts/replies currently on the board plus an entropy test dampens lazy spam.
For example, if a single user is spamming a thread at 200 PPH, assuming all posts are thread unique and past the entropy test (most spammers fail at least one), the thread will have a PQI of 200.
But if a thread has two active users both posting at 20 PPH, the PQI will be 400. Adding a one time user with 1 PPH will do nothing, adding a barely active user with just 2 PPH will double the score to 800, and adding another active user with 10 PPH will boost the PQI to 8000. This means PQI snowballs as more users engage, which is intentional.
THE PLQN:
I advocate for consolidating boards to the extent it does not hurt QoL and fracturing boards to the extent it does not hurt engagement. I do NOT want a rulecucky fixed board plans based on retarded guesswork. To accomplish this, board creation and deletion needs an overhaul. The homepage will be divided into 3 sections: Active, Inactive, and Archived. Active boards will consist of boards with a daily average PQI of 200. That is a pitifully low bar. Boards that do not reach this threshold will be moved down to Inactive. There is no usable difference between Active and Inactive boards, only that Inactive boards are candidates for consolidation. If a board is consolidated, it will be moved to Archived. Archived boards are locked, but regardless of lifespan or unseriousness, they ought to be kept available for viewing.
Fracturing:
Boards with a PQI above 2000 may be fractured at the discretion of the Admin. An archived board will be unlocked or a new board created to host the fractured topic, and the parent board's rules will be updated to exclude it along with an accompanying week long notifying sticky.
Consolidation:
Boards will be consolidated semiautomatically. Any board that is Inactive (<200 PQI) for more than 50% of the past week will be archived and its topic consolidated with its parent board. Again, the parent board's rules will be updated to include it with an accompanying week long notifying sticky.
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FPE IS PEDONIGGERCOAL, THE SAME WAY 'ZELLIG IS. JANNIES PLEASE BAN IT
R: 7 / I: 1
ban fpe i am so fucking tired of seeing these trannies coal up every single board with xheir troonslop
R: 2 / I: 0
if snca station 13 can have its own board give tf2 its own board instead of a discussion thread
R: 82 / I: 14 (sticky)

Wiki Discussion Thread

This thread is for all discussion of the Soyjak Wiki. Feel free to file suggestions, complaints, and concerns here. The wiki staff will check on this thread periodically.
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>
janny hate thread
R: 342 / I: 81 (sticky)

Booru Discussion Thread

Soysneed here. This thread is for all discussion of the soybooru. Feel free to file suggestions, complaints, and concerns here. The booru staff and I will be active in this thread.
R: 2 / I: 0
Please do something about this spam. It shits up the thread and makes my browser lag
R: 2 / I: 1
/calm/ should be a real board again
R: 8 / I: 0
Is there a definitive video encompassing all of soylore? The nusois need to be educated and if there isn't one already I'll make one myself.
R: 1 / I: 0
Someone left a halloween supersage nameroll in
I don't know if this was intentional or not
R: 1 / I: 0
>posts this image
>thread automatically turns into a 404 page
R: 68 / I: 7
>the angry condiment
why would he be angry?
R: 0 / I: 0
>flood detected post discarded evendoe no flood
R: 0 / I: 0

6021 janny hate thread

6021 janny hate thread because xe is obsessed mediator
R: 0 / I: 0
Brimstone thread
R: 0 / I: 0
weekly /nate/ revivalist jannywhining post
R: 1 / I: 1
Can you clean up /a/ please. Soneone's spamming one piece threads and there's so many, I'm too lazy to report them one by one
R: 4 / I: 4

Am I unbanned or not?

This is my home IP - It has been unbanned. but I got banned on my phone for ban evasion, and get banned on the IRC for it as well.
R: 486 / I: 70 (sticky)
I need a spanking
R: 0 / I: 0

Internal Error

Message: SQLSTATE[HY000] [2002] No such file or directory

Query:

Version: 2.9.2+ (on 8.3.26)

Stack Trace:

#0 /new/www/soybooru/ext/tag_categories/main.php(42): Database->execute()
#1 /new/www/soybooru/core/send_event.php(115): TagCategories->onDatabaseUpgrade()
#2 /new/www/soybooru/index.php(72): send_event()
#3 {main}
R: 0 / I: 0
do i look like a bot
R: 0 / I: 0
make /pajeet/ for brown people o algo so my trans grandma won't be discluded from the public transport sector saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
R: 0 / I: 0
sharty wont let me post on other boards
R: 1 / I: 0
we should have a k board I want to talk guns
R: 6 / I: 2
make /fpe/
R: 10 / I: 0
unban 'blox discussion while keeping 'blox raids themselves banned, there's alot of shit going on in the 'blox community that could be the source of some gems (IE: the schlep situation)
R: 2 / I: 0
make the default name "🪦RIP /QA/🪦" on November 3rd
R: 23 / I: 1
READD /NATE/ BUT CLICKING ON IT BANS YOU FROM EVERY OTHER BOARD FOR A WEEK WITH NO APPEAL AND POSTING ON IT PERMABANS YOU FROM EVERY OTHER BOARD WITH NO APPEAL AND FORCES THE JARTYCVCK THEME
R: 0 / I: 0
Fix marge.moe, it's been down for around a month at least
R: 6 / I: 0
>Something went wrong. Please try again later.
disabling nu ips for no reason whatsoever
R: 4 / I: 0
>@antiswarthy: Yo, son. What's with you putting Islam disrespect on your posts?
R: 3 / I: 0
>try to post on my ip
>50 different errors pop up
>try to post on a vpn
>site works flawlessly
KYS Quote
R: 0 / I: 0
Delete /a/
R: 4 / I: 2
Make Vlodson posts viewable on the booru again
R: 4 / I: 1
quote im gonna rape you if you will not do this
R: 0 / I: 0
Unban me from /soy2/ because I'm the best poster on the site
R: 9 / I: 0
make /sp/ - Sports now
R: 2 / I: 1
mustard you selfish little fuck i can't post on the sharty and when i try to search for help you just kick me from the irc
yes, i am obsessed, what about it?

fix the captcha for God's sake
R: 2 / I: 0
my home ip was banned for embedding a sml video from youtube, nowhere in the rules does it say thats banned, the ban reason was "underage" and zero reasoning was given, i can't even appeal.
and no, i'm not evading, i'm simply not in the banned ip range
R: 0 / I: 0
replace "newfag" in the /soy/ sticky with "newGOD"
R: 0 / I: 0
>Something went wrong. Please try again later.
R: 2 / I: 0
Why were flags removed from /qa/?
R: 1 / I: 1
weekly /nate/ revivalist post

its really funny that we got rid of the coal mine just for /soy/ to become de-facto /nate/, just without porn
R: 1 / I: 0
https://soybooru.com/post/view/142263#search=bbc quote are you a bbc slut
R: 1 / I: 1
I am calling for total unbanning of poland from /pol/ and rangeadmining poland also
R: 6 / I: 2
can poland be unbanned on /pol/ now since portuslav is gone
R: 9 / I: 1
who gave them a janny account?
R: 22 / I: 5
What if there was a bat in the sharty
R: 2 / I: 1
Good morning, Mustard,

I have been requested to forward you the following message from a disgruntled user:

10:54 <Filipinx> tell him hes an obsessed fucking faggot who needs to take my cock IMMEDIATELY

Best regards,

Chud
R: 2 / I: 0
Marge, why is there furry porn on soy?
R: 3 / I: 0
make a theme with no text except namefield and post text
no imgops
no post numbers
no filenames
no file size
just text
i wanna listen to sharty threads when i sleep but it's all
>13768201 Chud 1760119210400z.png ▶️
R: 0 / I: 0
add blinktext
R: 2 / I: 0
THIS RETARDED NIGGER CAPTCHA DOESN'T WORK
R: 8 / I: 5
BAN FPE SITEWIDE
only bloxpedos like it. just look at it, its made for bloxpedos
R: 0 / I: 0
QUOTE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT I DONT WANT TO RANDOMLY BUMP OR SAGE THREADS DELETE THIS TRASH FEATURE NOW!!!!!!!!
R: 4 / I: 0
BRING BACK THE OLD NAMEROLL SYSTEM
MAKE CHUD LESS COMMON
R: 9 / I: 5
@quote @mustard
most obsessed faggot award
im gonna bust a nut for every time you stop me from posting images
R: 3 / I: 0
Why is this guy still not banned? Literally all he does is spam softcore porn in an already half-dead board and sliding the good threads on that board.
There are multiple reasons why you shouldn't allow his posts to stay up.
1. His posts are not in english, so they should either be deleted or moved to /int/. This alone is already reason enough not to allow them to stay up.
2. His posts are not about anime
3. Stuff he's posting is literally just softcore porn
4. It's spam
Yet despite me reporting his posts multiple times, they are not deleted, neither is he banned. Do your fucking jobs please and remove his posts from that board, thank you.
R: 4 / I: 1

Unable to open file for writing: soy/thread/13560417.json

>Unable to open file for writing: soy/thread/13560417.json wew
Unable to open file for writing: soy/thread/13560417.json Unable to open file for writing: soy/thread/13560417.json
^Unable to open file for writing: soy/thread/13560417.json
Why yes i'm Unable to open file for writing: soy/thread/13560417.json, how could you tell?
FIX YOUR SITE YOU DUMB NIGGER
R: 5 / I: 0
why did you chuddy racist mods rangeban tvrkiye? unban us NOW.
R: 1 / I: 0
Please unban tvrkey tomorrow is our republic day it would be a great gift and all the obsessed turks who shit up the pol's catty are long gone i believe so please
R: 0 / I: 0
remember that stupid animation is lost
dark ronaldo is winned
R: 0 / I: 0

Fix CloudFlare it's cucking archive.today

We can't rely on North as we could have another shiny 'chive moment where it all goes away in a blip.
>random unrelated song
R: 1 / I: 1
Subject: IP Block Review Request

Hello,

I don't have a registered account on your site, but I recently noticed that my IP address appears to be blocked.

I'd like to request a review, as I believe this may have been a mistake.

If you need more information (e.g., the exact IP address or approximate time of the block), I can provide it.

Thank you for your attention.
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Jannies pls relist /giga5/ our home needs new blood
R: 0 / I: 0
Fix flags on /qa/ or add /fpe/
R: 9 / I: 0
add state flags for Brazil on pol pretty please
R: 0 / I: 0

some retard said this to me, what should I say

R: 14 / I: 0
>edits quotes page about how hes datamining teens
>few hours go by
>for some reason, im IP banned
wonder why.
R: 0 / I: 0
I would honestly react like this if everything I don't like would be banned.
R: 43 / I: 8

QUOTE DO THIS NOW

Let's rule 3 the zarty.

They hate us and goon to 'zellig 'p. Not only this but the 'p problem was brought to their sites administration multiple times ultimately being ignored.

https://soyzellig.party/q/res/6450.html <First posted about 18 days ago and still nothing done about it.

https://soyzellig.party/drenthe/res/3270.html <Also brought up 18 days ago and yet nothing.

You may also look at >>>/qa/788121 to see zartyfails damage control working overtime in real time.

https://megalodon.jp/2025-1023-0725-51/https://soyjak.st:443/qa/thread/788121.html incase the original kway thread gets slid.
R: 12 / I: 4
How do you get the file hash filter to work? The 'ki has nothing on it.
R: 0 / I: 0
i kindly request the administration and the moderating staff on soyjak.party to change my diaper, thank you
R: 8 / I: 8
Janny change my diaper
R: 3 / I: 1
Fix the fucking tor service I hate using my phone
R: 2 / I: 1
QUOTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RENAME /SOY/ TO /NATE/ QUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTE FIX YOUR SITE YOU NIGGER QUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTEEEEEEEEEE
R: 1 / I: 1
Jannies can you flag the IP i am using as a VPN
R: 1 / I: 1
did you change the win95 theme? it's white now
R: 1 / I: 1
BAN THE SPAMMER PEDOS NOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
R: 2 / I: 2
Why won't Soysneed and Mustard answer to any of my emails? I really need help for something. It's really important!!!!
R: 0 / I: 0
zoomer bad
fumo based (funko pop bad because idk they are not the same or some taco)
4chan based
porn in games for teenagers based
trans based
shardey bad
R: 1 / I: 0
Why the fuck is counselor 'sherdee kulchur'? It's a fat amerimutt faggot's asshole and literalporn for 16 year olds.

>Well, it's not EPI because it's not meant to arouse


It's still NSFW worse than the gore slop on /pol/
R: 7 / I: 2
delete /raid/
ban doxing
R: 0 / I: 0
Fix this ffs
R: 1 / I: 0

Update this image

This image was made almost 2 years ago in this same board should try to update it?
Pretty sure half of these niggers don't use this site anymore
R: 1 / I: 0
bring back /fit/ who cares if its a dnb its a keyed board
no arrow cuz pic rel is me
R: 3 / I: 3
quote give me my fucking janny account back
R: 8 / I: 0
What kind of shitty character transfers this is?
R: 0 / I: 0

Jannies are retarded niggers

Literally fucking useless faggots who let gempass cordniggers run wild while banning people for calling them out, fuck yourselves to death with a cactus covered in razor blades
R: 7 / I: 0
how does the new captcha work i don't get it it was never like this before
R: 0 / I: 0
Can you fucking niggerjannies undo whatever horseshit shit you did to supersage and kill the retarded faggots who are trying to kill the raid thread on /soy/
https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/13672647.html
R: 2 / I: 0 (sticky)

Changelog

Since the start of the month:
Global: Several new jannies deployed.
/int/: Name field and tripcodes re-enabled.
/pol/: Name field re-enabled, no tripcodes.
/soy/: Removed keyword 'aryan' filters to 'gemmy', page count re-increased to 20 pages, sticky created for newsoybeans.
/q/: Removed Herobrine.
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Delete /a/
R: 0 / I: 0
week 4 of asking for /nate/ to be reopened so /soy/ stops being niggercoal
R: 0 / I: 0
Bring back /fort/ nigga
R: 1 / I: 0
do nu-jannies really?
R: 5 / I: 0
>The captcha was incorrect.
>captcha clearly correctly answered
Can we please fucking remove the captcha
R: 0 / I: 0
add SUPER RAPE! that's functionally identical to a super sage
R: 2 / I: 0
For Youtube embeds: Instead of nothing being there, they should put something there, like the video's thumbnail for example
R: 2 / I: 0
give us the option to delete one thread a day of our choosing
R: 2 / I: 0
>muh integrity check
R: 6 / I: 1
Is Vlodson unbanned from the booru or not. I was told last night that the variant was unbanned and I was able to upload some Vlodson posts, but now a couple random ones got deleted or tagged as NAS.
R: 0 / I: 0

shut it down

shut it down
R: 0 / I: 0
Schinases
R: 3 / I: 0
bring back /nate/ but sfw
we need to bring the worst of the worst posts to /nate/
we already have sfw /r9k/, why not a sfw /trash/ type board
R: 5 / I: 3
/soy/ gets wiped at the same time every day
When is something going to be done about it
R: 0 / I: 0
bitch ahh jannies nigga you praying for my downfall you aint shit 🙏 test cyp 200mg in my pocket my nigga watch the hustle watch me flourish flower and bloom🙏🏿😂😂😂🖕🏿 u not tough u a little bitch🖕🏿 get tf out of here low t skinnyfat chudcel, sheep wack ahh cracker
the white race is over. i'm roided TF out as of today. u fuckin pussy 🖕🏿 you aint nothing , suck my girldick bitch. suck. my. muthafucking. girldick. bitch.
R: 9 / I: 4
Unban Vlodson from /soy/ and the booru
R: 0 / I: 0
fix this o algo
R: 0 / I: 0
give back userjs
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the doxing question

what do they really add to the site?
does the sharty really need to "hunt degenerates"?
it's a shitposting meme site, these people are tryhard and likely from kiwifarms.

I think we should sitewide ban any raid that is not substantiated, and for sure move them to /raid/ because theres no reason /soy/ should be coaled up with snca garbage
R: 0 / I: 0

unban

I'm serious about this. I was banned for no reason just because I said, 'don't worry everyone, nature spammer is comeback' (whoever that is). I remember I got banned during the website's 5-year anniversary celebration, and it's weird that the ban date keeps changing from the day I first logged in. I'm just asking if you, the admins, can handle this, because almost every appeal I've made gets ignored (email me so I can check the IP).
R: 8 / I: 0

test thread because jannies don't read this thread

test
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quote you fat retard the challenge is a 404 page i cant post outside of my home
R: 2 / I: 2
Is it true that Katie *creator of FPE* knows Quote?
I heard someone in a FPE thread spoke of it.
The wording sounded like a mod or something.
Hoax, or truth?
R: 9 / I: 0
bring back /nate/ so all of the vantablack niggercoal stops getting posted on /soy/
R: 1 / I: 0
>Jannies are actually doing what we've been screaming at them to do for the past few days
R: 1 / I: 0
No blond police officers exist.
Theres no denying the nonexistence of blond police.
Soy is a retard board so they'll try to prove otherwise but they can't.
There are no blond police in the United States.
R: 1 / I: 1
>submit nas to soybooru
>gets denied
>janny in question was cat
<reddit space
>submit nas to soybooru
>gets approved
>janny in question was jimbo
kill this oneshit nigger
R: 1 / I: 0
who do i have to cry to for access to add a page to the 'ki
R: 19 / I: 2
Greetings sharty as may have recognized that we have many bloat board. One such example of a bloat board is /int/ it practically serves no purpose and it's just another /qa/

Now jannies you should remove /int/

As int posters will either migrate to QA and pol .
Which will make those dnb board less dnb
R: 7 / I: 0
How do i report a vulnerability i found?
it could lead to another captain coal
R: 0 / I: 0
Kek
R: 0 / I: 0
Quote do you even give one fuck about this site anymore? I like this sites culture but your literally just letting it rot to a 4cuck tier to the point where shutting it down would be 10x better then whatever direction its going in now.
R: 0 / I: 0

weird mp4 problem

so i have saved alot of audios in mp4 format and when i try to post them i get a weird error saying
>Invalid webm/mp4 uploaded. Try re-encoding. If you need help, look here for a tutorial: https://soyjak.party/static/encoding.mp4
now of course the link is dead because i cant access it but im making this thread because its the first time i get this issue even though ive used audios in mp4 on here for months now. now its kinda useless to make this thread because mp3 works just fine but i have gigabytes of that shit please help i dont want to convert 5 thrembillion files
R: 1 / I: 1
oh nononono
R: 0 / I: 0
Fix the fucking embeds
R: 0 / I: 0
fix soy's rule 3 it's too useless barley enforced and easily loopholed with ids
R: 0 / I: 0
Tst
R: 0 / I: 0

board merge

merge /a/ and /v/ into /mtv/ to stop em being dead, also delete pol or something
R: 0 / I: 0
Why is incest so hot? Let's talk about it.
Why is incest so hot? Let's talk about it.
R: 5 / I: 3
>Captcha o algo
R: 0 / I: 0
please add a containment board for fpe/terriblemouse/autistmedia2368126332. or just 'nish xhem to the /qa/. xhey've been shitting up the /soy/'s catty for weeks now It's impossible to filter out these repulsive faggots xhey're everywhere
R: 4 / I: 0

Remove flags from /qa/

They have /int/ and /pol/ for posting with flags. Flags just disorganize /qa/.
R: 0 / I: 0
Ban all furfags
R: 0 / I: 0
>>207797(OP)
mustard why not use >>>/news/ for site updates
R: 1 / I: 0

amogus

hohohohhohohoh
R: 0 / I: 0
add this placeholder banner to the list of banners o algo
R: 1 / I: 0
Am I shadow banned o algo, whenever I post I get prompted to solve a captcha but never actually get a captcha to solve and other times clicking post gives some PHP error or just an unknown error occurred but I never receive a ban message, this never happens when I post elsewhere such as from walshart
R: 0 / I: 0
why are some boards like /raid/ unable to search things on it like on the search bar?
R: 4 / I: 0
QUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT MAKE THE HALLOWEEN EVENT ABOUT NOPHONO
R: 10 / I: 4
Why am I not allowed to discuss anime on the anime board?
R: 1 / I: 0
drunk idea but add streamlabs-like Text to speech that 'teens pay $5 so they can have their message played sitewide, just like a stream o algo
R: 2 / I: 0
It would be gemmy to have more quoting possibilities given the recent expansion of the file limits
R: 9 / I: 6

Bring back /fpe/ and make /tm/ (Terrible Mouse)
R: 4 / I: 3

Unban me from /pol/

I am not underage, this is janny abuse
Here's what I did:
There was a thread where someone was requesting poodle memeflag. I posted "nophono cares" and some mediators pressed ban request but it didn't go anywhere. My post got deleted so I posted the same thing again. And here it is, some janny leaked and decided to give me a 52 week ban until next year.
R: 6 / I: 1
ban muzzies for rule 2
warrior z recently got exposed for being a pedonigger, many muzzies got banned for rule 2 aswell so why not ban them all together?
R: 5 / I: 0
we should divide pol and bant because people rather discus on soy than there and on bant people will goon and blogpost about their snca life
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
reopen /m/
R: 0 / I: 0
bring back the 10 file limit it was keyed for making greentext stories and adventure threads
R: 0 / I: 0
>Unable to open file for writing: soy/thread/13560417.json
R: 1 / I: 1
Bugreport o algo.
R: 0 / I: 0
quote please dont forget to code a built-in pph bot to your new ib software, the pph has been falling a lot these past few days
R: 0 / I: 0
Please ban this polish nigger already
R: 2 / I: 0
rangeban all whites from /POL/
Poles are already down, lets keep it up
R: 1 / I: 1
They're necrobumping their threads on qa again
R: 249 / I: 61

Petition to delete /qa/ off this website and banish every active user on that shit board permanently from /soy/, /pol/, /int/, and any other actually important boards, for their unending faggotry, such as gigantic megathreads centered around gooning to animals or little girls.
R: 0 / I: 0
convert all webp and gifs to mp4
it saves money for quotey quote and makes it impossible to save gifs
R: 0 / I: 0
Quote and especially Mustard should step down
R: 0 / I: 0
NIGGER!!!!!!!
R: 0 / I: 0
okay you added captcha. now unban my beatiful country turkey plz. i cant live without looking at baldmen with glasses
R: 0 / I: 0
niggermarge why do the reppeys disappear when entering some threads
R: 1 / I: 0
I would like Brazilian state flags
R: 4 / I: 1
increase my hourly thread limit to 11999999999999999999999999999
R: 0 / I: 0
The ' nigger' nameroll should comes with the 'an shieet' wordfilter at the end of the post.
R: 1 / I: 0
i have a suggestion of the 3 board plan
all soyteens nowadays do the cycle of 4 things like a LLM. (raid, bait, leak, metapost).

we are going to merge /soy/ and /qa/ into the original /qa/.
raiding will go to /raid/.
and metaposting will go to /m/ (to avoid confusion).

we will do the 15 unique users rule. if a raid is fastburn (doxxing completed, need to make them as mad as possible), we will keep it in /qa/.

if it requires doxxing or any hardwork that would take soyteens at least 3 hours (we will put it in /raid/).

this site is literally just LLMs and it is easier to allow them to make it a better scope on what this website is for.

if i become admin, i will try to fit the needs of the average soyteen like me. modern soyteens are proud ESL, 14-16 year olds, and failtrolls.

i am trying to make it as suitable for everybody possible. everybody deserves a equal playground on the bald man with glasses website
R: 0 / I: 0
how the fuck did i get a 60 minute ban for literally urgent reporting a video of scat, rape, and animated beastiality porn.
are the jannies this retarded to give me a ban for no reason?
R: 9 / I: 2
Unban the Portuguese slav poster from /pol/ he didn't do anything wrong
R: 12 / I: 0
>mutt variant in op
<ITS FUGGIN NAS!!!
why are jannies so obsessed?
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this site should display your full name, phone number, and home address next to all your posts. think about it:
>nobody posts coal anymore because they're afraid they'll get harassed irl for it
>everyone gets to take credit for the gems they make
>no trannies will post here because they're all obsessed with cybersecurity and shit and would never willingly post on a site that displays their full dox publicly at all times
>you can tell if neutralplier blogposters are lying by hiring a private investigator to follow them around irl and make sure their stories about sucking bbc are true
>no more samefagging
>no more pedos
>'teens can organize irl meet ups more easily
>this site will abide by the law at all times since nobody is dumb enough to violate the law under their real name, therefore it'll never get taken down
there are literally no downsides. quote needs to do this.
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Unban Poland, they dindu nuffin.
Banning an entire wholesome country because a couple of users are brimstone is stupid. I'm not Polish btw, jannies can see my IP.
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Ban leaky nusoicacas
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/Mullet/ Board Creation

I am humbly requesting a board dedicated to posting Mulletjaks, much like how /Soy/ is meant for sharing Soyjaks.
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unban tvrkey please
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Make the post form hidden underneath a [New Thread] button like 4chan
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why can we only upload one picture on /soy/ now
R: 1 / I: 0
Sometimes the site doesn't load correctly and colours don't appear.
I'm guessing it's a CSS issue, the font gets all fucky too.
I'm using no custom CSS,
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Kill yourself 2ed1
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Add /mouse/ or /tm/.
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how the fuck do i get past the soycaptcha it just says that somephono went wrong
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fix your fucking site
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UNBAN ME FROM /soy/ GODDDDD APPEALS ALWAYS TAKE 6 GORILLION HOURS EVEN WHEN THE MODS FALSEBANNED AND WHEN THEY DIDNT THEY STILL TAKE SO LONG TO DENY THE APPEAL TOO
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test
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Tell your jannies to stop deleting my threads for no reason.
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>permaban exile to dnb for tame ahh bait
>someone else gets 1 week ban for pedophilia
>right after this ban request I got
pedo jannies confirmed
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delete soyjak.party
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remove this SNCA banner
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R: 1 / I: 1
marge simpson.
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delete /pol/
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why is the /pol/ blotter always some irrelevant garbage or xitter meme?
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>Namefag shitflinging will result in a 1-day ban.
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shut it down
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>
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2005: Quote

2023: Quote

3023: Quote

5000: Quote

10000: Quote

Forever: Quote

No matter what year it is, Quote will always be a legend

Repost this in 15 threads to show your support for Quote
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hi can I appeal my ru ban I'm snakestepoalgo
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Newfag here. How do I make YouTube links show previews/thumbnails?
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The furfag question


Originally I wanted to do this thread way back on mid 2025 for a few reasons but I think i'm late
I've noticed over this past year that furfags are often very related to many offsite behaviour more than any other group and among other things i've seen them doing which I will maybe post in this thread as evidence of what i'm saying if anyone wants
Of course I didn't want to ban furfags right off the bat so I originally wanted to make jannies just purge furfags to a secondary board like /nate/ or /raisin/ but they are now gone
Discuss what should be done
Should furfags be banned? Or perhaps another solution?
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Add (team)/fort/(tress 2)
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Is Quote fucking dead
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Cloudfare blocked me from viewing the overboard, but not any of the other parts of the site. What did I do?
R: 1 / I: 0
take this pajeet's mod.php account away right now, he's clearly a medilator
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delete the site
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shut it down
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BRING BACK /NATE/
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mods = gods
when is the next cytube?
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Please add the 4chan-X quick reply box into the re-write so you can post new threads with it and it's always there, instead of using this shitty post menu at the top of the page (if you want, make it a toggle)
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wordfilter neutralplier to gayjak
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let jannies move threads again
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Ban people forcing their troonslop on /soy/ again. It is nothing but a plague for the board and they get around it by posting filler IAS of their slop that doesn't even mock soyboys. This has been going on for too long now.
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hi I am snakestepoalgo I was banned from ru can I appeal or find out why I was banned pls mods
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>try to post a single video on the /soy/
>>Invalid webm/mp4 uploaded. Try re-encoding. If you need help, look here for a nigger poop tutorial: https://soyjak.party/static/encoding.mp4
>click link
>doesnt load
Fuck this disabled nigger website I mean it
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use this version of the banner i made instead
>but the aspect ratio or resolution or something
compression will instantly rape it and theres nothing i can do about that, sorry
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>>>/a/109654
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this has to happen now
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remove this board if you're not going to respond to anything
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I can't post outside of /q/
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How do I stop this constantly appearing
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jsid
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add a 'Homer' nameroll that adds D'oh! at the end of your post
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let us attach .ogg
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the new wave of nusois is very annoying
sybau and post gems faggots
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Bring it back
https://soyjakwiki.org/Discord_tag
R: 2 / I: 1
hashban this image from soy its literally on same level as vlodson
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>creating a changelog so we actually know whats going on
now write down all the unwritten rules like roblox being banned
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Word-filter chud to become /pol/cobson.
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are VPNs banned now?
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Delete /soy/
R: 0 / I: 0
bring back /nate/ so /soy/ can stop being literal brimstone
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shut it down
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>Since the start of the month:
>Global: Several new jannies >deployed.
>/int/: Name field and tripcodes >re-enabled.
>/pol/: Name field re-enabled, no >tripcodes.
>/soy/: Removed keyword 'aryan' >filters to 'gemmy', page count >re-increased to 20 pages, sticky >>>created for newsoybeans.
>/q/: Removed Herobrine.
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https://marge.moe/
Quote fix your site please
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For gods sake please just add a shitty mouse board for like a month so these faggots have somewhere to spam its not even just a few threads like the fpefags or the and oreos poster with a specific trigger its a deluge of this abominable horseshit
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>mutt variant in op
<ITS FUGGIN NAS!!!
why are jannies so obsessed?
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The baitfag problem

Baitfags have overridden the sharty, making the board utter brimstone, some bait is good, but its everywhere and theyre derailing normal threads to attention whore
As the jannys are now moving raid threads to /raid/ why not move bait thread to /bait/?
Sign this if you agree
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What the fuck were jannies doing last night
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Make /pol/ into /polit/ (/pol/ and /lit)
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did the medilator that approved softcore loli porn ever get fired?
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thanks for doing the cytubes
mods = gods

can you guys post more often? i miss y'all
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shut it down
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image filter

fix or upgrade the image hash i want to be able to click filter image hash once and have all the similar images filtered. then make a rule that evading filters is prohibited. i just want to be able to ignore the worst of the sharty's annoying faggots with one click. thanks for reading.
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The /raid/ vs. /soy/ question

Hi jannies. It seems like any threads involving 'oxxing and 'za-ing are currently being moved from /soy/ to /raid/. Is this planned to be a permanent thing?

I am not completely against the idea as /raid/ is in dire need of revival, howeverbeit I think that any raid operation where the 'ox has already been achieved should be allowed to stay on /soy/ since /raid/ does not have enough manpower to carry out an effective 'za campaign.

Slowburn 'oxxing attempts should be moved to /raid/ thoughever as it will help to increase pph and discourage derailing
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>Deleting Vlodson posts but not deleting NAS spam
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Can someone in the management team whitelist my new IP?
I had a network outage that resulted in my IP getting changed.
You've see me before. I drew actual FPE from FPE soyjaks *i think jannies has seen them*
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why is there brimstone spam on /soy/ and the jannies are doing nothing?
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>>>/pol/2256135
Delete /pol/
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How are we supposed to combat the derailers/raiders/baiters/etc. if we can't report a bunch of them and we can't spam their threads down?

Their shit is BAIT
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Show when teens are typing

How possible would it be to add function at the bottom of the page that shows when someones actively typing, maybe even specifying if their responding to (you)?
>erm just like der cord o algo
The irc has the exact same function and it keeps conversations much more active. As it is, nobody knows if they should be waiting around in threads for a response or if they should go do something else. Im only asking this because i heard that the site is being rewritten and i dont know how practical it would be to add in the current format.
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lets discuss the history of der Sharty
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>use a vpn
>site works normally
>dont use a vpn
<You look like a bot.
<caught fatal error
<caught fatal error
quote fix this
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Fix the cellar you selfish little fuck
R: 2 / I: 0
who cares about any of those shit boards just pull the plug already