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Just… just shut it down, already.

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833 PPH from thoughers now, FURFAGS LOST 'CORDERS LOST EPI LOST
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'Toss

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Florr.io thread

ITT we raid florr.io;
>The game requires a discord account to play normally without auto-deleting all your data.
<Reddit spacing, refer to the below instructions.
Just create a burner email using outlook because you'll need to keep it long term for logins (so no tempmails unfortunately) and use it, and make sure use a password manager, or write the pass down.
Use setting to adjust graphics and controls, and set the realm (i.e. server) to EU since EU is DNB even during peak hours.
As usual xheir 'cord is filled with libtards, gegbulls, gooners and trannies, as is any other 'cord in 2026. The game also has "guild" feature which means that we can co-ordinate raids in-game via guild chat, or through irc.soyjak.st
One more thing:
DO NOT ACTUALLY JOIN ANY 'CORDS IF YOU CHOOSE TO RAID FLORR.

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thank you for unbanning me jannies

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femmustard is so cute :3

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>Smuglet bbc is allowed
>MAP pride mexiaryan is allowed
This is it, it's fucking over. It's only going to get significantly worse from here until the worst brim is allowed. This is already basically 'sam

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Are booru shadowbans permanent?

Michigan Tech won

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Admin ## Liam S Douglas

This is my site now

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Can we start 'oxxing certain booru fags that are annoying as shit o' algo

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femjanny gooning thread
sfw only

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I got shadowbanned from the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive

Michigan Tech won

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throwback when i was wiping this board multiple times a day at the end of june and then mustard enabled anti catalog raping limits that we have now lol

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this site is literally goyslop that is spying on you (if you do basic opsec it will say integrity check failed, also you are shamed for vpn even though no third worlder knows about this site) that pretends to be le based nazi netwoke. everyone unironically using this outside of baiting is spiritually inbred nigger pajeet.
<reddit space
try proving me wrong soyniggers
>attention grabbing image

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can anyone on soybooru give me boorubux

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MUSTARD HERE, I COMMAND ALL OF YOU NOTICING THINGS SOYIM AND LET US KILL THIS BIGOTED WEBSITE WITH OUR BRIMSTONE BAIT GEMMIES

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Shame on you goyim! We will come back to shut it down for good!

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soybooru
jsid
just shut it down
booru

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I'm holding you for ransom. Pay up 40 boorubux to skate on the ru. Now.
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Went to /pol/ on a TND thread and someone had sent porn to derail.

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Jersey Clittyburst

>OHNONONONONO NUMODS, DO WE REALLY?
It really is this easy to make soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive mods leak.

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Stop quotecord

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disgusting stuff. mustard cannot be the admin of the sharty anymore. he has wasted time he could've used to improve key aspects of the site and instead dedicated it to gooning and talk about his fetished on a private server. now that the leaks are here, it's over for him. he has no good reputation other than in his circlejerk of autistic gooners. even for me, a usually forgiving person, this is too much evilness, he does not deserve to be where he is, i'm being 100% honest on this one. there is no hidden joke or hint at bait whith what i'm saying

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i dont have much time but quote is admin 6. it is confirmed. you guys are all fucked and im going to get raped just for telling you guys this information. do NOT let the quote cabal win.

>>16854984
>Arlo

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WHY IS THE BOORU SO FUCKING AIDS RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT

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QUOTE RONALD MUSTARD JUST END YOUR LIVES ALREADY

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Niggers can post scat on the 'log and not get banned JSID

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Reading the furcord leaks. Why can't this site have admins and joons who aren't degenerate freak 'corders? Is it that hard?

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MUSTARD IS ANIGGER though

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make the themes that still use the old soybooru link formatting use the new formatting so their background images actually load

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sometimes i say retarded shit on vpns because i dont want the jannies to think im retarded

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'APE MUSTARD, 'APE THE FURCORD, 'APE ALL NAMEFAGS, TFD though

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Mustard will always be a nigger pedo though

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marge if the leaks are real, why did the leaker not drop 'cord user ids and similar so that people like mustard could be doxed easier?
>random picrel cause neutralpliers wont send

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wtf are boorubux

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fuck this shit i'm going to the jarty ev&oe it is a dnb
jsid

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>cobblestone uploaded an embedded frog to the wiki
I guess its time for everyone to check their 'jaks considering this managed to fucking slide
Also this shit got me BANNED FOR RULE 10

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Froot make /jenkem/

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Sex with Mustardchan

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INCENTIVIZE MORE GEMERALD PROJECTS

When a 'teen makes something especially gemmy, sometimes it's good enough to get it's own article on the 'ki. But most of the time, even if it's something really good, it's not quite notable enough. This is a problem because right now there's no specific page for sharty mods/games/high-effort projects. The only thing remotely like this is the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive forums, but that's fucked. And I'm not talking about sharty music videos cause the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive gallery does quite a good job in my opinion of giving those the attention they deserve.
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So here's what I'm suggesting: we should make a 'ki page for smaller sharty media, mostly for sharty mods and fangames, but also anything else that can't be posted to the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive gallery. All we have right now on the 'ki is the series on Sharty Related Gaming o algo, but it really sucks and leaves out a bunch of stuff since it just serves as a collection of a bunch of article links. Things like Resident Soy, Soy Mario (or whatever the soy Cat Mario is called), Soy vs Zombies, Soy vs Gigas evendoe that's a DNB, Garry's Mod soy mods (ik they're on the Garry's Mod page but still), the 'craft mod, and every other minor soy mod or fangame.

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'toss i made
Quote, just kill mustard and autisticnuswa please

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what would you do if you became the admin of the site for one day

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post dis on soybooru with the tag artist: epis longrainer for me please
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Integrity check always fails for me on librewolf for some reason, I only had this issue recently, can anyphono relate?

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da admins are FUGGEN PEDOS

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SOYVIL WAR NOOWWWWW

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FUCK MUSTARD FUCK MUSTARD FUCK QUOTE FUCK THE FURCORD

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FUCK MUSTARD FUCK FURCORD FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUU die die DIEEE MUSTARD

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seeing the furcord and this whole degenerate janny cabal i've decided to never goon again. how can you look at these fucking degenerates and still goon

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should we even try to do something in this fucking site

the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive is filled with pedos and literal who's, 'ki is okay and the snarky snappy needs more jannies to get rid of these degenerate threads

I am actually getting sick of this shit nothing is good anymore

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REFERENDUM FOR QUOTE TO SELL THE SITE RIGHT NOW

quote has obviously lost all his passion for managing the site and has given up his control to the same janny cabal which was encroaching on froot in the last days of his adminship. if quote really wants this site to prosper, which i think he does, he should sell it to someone who proves to care for its well being. if enough of us vote yes quote might listen or however the fascism is danced away.

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wtf cobblebrap is 'nished what did the brown cuck do

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We should design a soyjak themed deck of cards soyteens don't want to make gems anymore tho so this thread will be a dnb

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QUOTE change the site's name to groomCACA.mustard or JSID

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hey! that guy looks like me!! OH SHIT WAIT...

BY GLORIOUS GOD DNB (you know, you know) i have some features from this guy 50/50. WELP time to go fully bald including eyebrowns!

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JSID it's over

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DID THE ADMINS SEND PORN TO A 15 YEAR OLD?
asking here because i dont follow namefags so idk their details

1: The 'cord sent porn to each other (this is a proven fact)
2: apparently the cord had a member called "autisticnuswa" (idk this)
3:apparently that namefag is 15 years old (idk about this either)
4: which would mean admins sent porn in a server with a 15 year old


idk if this is true or not, which is why im asking here.

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MÜSTARD is a bald retard.

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We mustards discuss fursonas lol

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Quote is genuinely admin 6

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rape and kill the admins now

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THE INFLUX OF TRANNY BAIT IS FROM THE FURCORD AND MUSTARD IS IN ON IT

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Yup, I'm thinking Mustard won!

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Nusoicacas…I…I
..JSID

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Why is there so much 'porval on /soy/ and /pol/?

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gigajanny
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jannies rn

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where are (You) going when the site is JSID for good?

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QUESTION ABOUT MACOS
What are some programs should I add to my Mac Mini that (as of right now) will run on Snow Leopard?
>here b4 itoddler spam
since /tech/ is a dnb I got to post this on here

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ohnononono what is dis?
quote, froot and klaus meeting about the frootlergi plan to replace our native soy population?
JSID NOW
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(drawn by me)

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https://www.tiktok.com/@dnbmachine1488?_r=1&_t=ZN-98OOAzfleAI

We should REALLY doxx this pedonigger

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Im going for a smoke dont JSID when Im gone

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if you make rule breaking posts with the anonymous name active, janny can't do ANYTHING about it because they don't know who you are

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How does rule 7 work? Is saying that you are suicidal allowed?

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My parents’ traumatized dog affirmed my gender

Visited my highly transphobic parents for the weekend with my partner. I mentioned this visit in a post last week, but TL;DR: I’ve been out as trans basically everywhere for the last year or two, except with my parents more out of a desire to protect my own mental health than out of fear of rejection.

My parents, in true retirement-age boomer fashion, have a penchant for what the internet might lovingly refer to as “crusty little white dogs.” They’re sweet enough, and reasonably well-trained so it’s never an issue when my family, composed entirely of cat people, come to visit. One of these dogs they’ve adopted came from a truly terrible situation. While details are scant, what was made clear is that she LOATHES men and will flee if anyone even slightly male comes within 10 feet. She’s been with my parents for two years and, until today, I’d never even seen her.

Except for today, for some reason, this poor, terrified angel decides to lay on the couch next to my mother while I’m coming in from swimming. I have a very deep voice that reads heavily masculine when I’m using my training, so the minute this dog hears my voice, her head whips and she starts to growl. Until she sees me. Then she just kinda freezes like she isn’t sure what the fuck is going on. I hold my hand out, this dog takes a big sniff and then puts her head into my hand to pet.

My mother, almost in tears, informs me that I am the first “man” this dog has ever not fled from on sight. I’m the first besides my father to pet her, and it took him 6 months. Meanwhile, my partner and I are staring at each other like this dog didn’t get a whiff of my grubby, estradiol soaked mitts and go “… this fuckin’ bitch.”

As a side note, my wife, who is openly female-presenting but once described their gender as “fluid depending on whatever pisses someone’s grandparents off the most” couldn’t enter a room with this dog without being berated by her. We’re choosing not to read into that too much.

Dinner is homemade peach cobbler.

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wipe off the entirety of the booru off the face of the soysphere

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>the angry condiment
why would he be angry?

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I need a spanking

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https://soybooru.com/post/view/266695
thoughts on this post?

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Listen up, soyteens. I am pinned-posting this because the state of this imageboard is reaching historic levels of sulfur.Why This Place Sucks NowBrimstone Flood: The catalog is 95% low-effort, compressed .webp files generated by bots and discord refugees.Janny Burnout: The janitors are on strike because they are tired of cleaning up 400 identical threads of the same script-posted Wojak variations.Zero Gems: Nobody is making original, hand-drawn variants anymore; you just slap a different pair of glasses on a face and call it a day.The Nuswa ProblemLiteral Coal: Nuswas (new 'jaks/new soyteen forced variants) are completely devoid of any comedic value.Forced Meta: They completely lack the organic, absurd irony that made the old imageboard culture function.Brain Rot: Posting them doesn't even qualify as ironic anymore—it is just pure, unadulterated linguistic decay that drives away the remaining creative users.Praise Traiso Cobson PepeThe Apex Variant: Unlike the nuswa trash, Traiso Cobson Pepe is a glorious testament to internet subversion.Pure Sophistication: The fusion of Cobson's mathematically perfect unibrow with the timeless, smug authority of Pepe creates an unrivaled aesthetic power.HWABAM Energy: It is the only entity capable of cleansing the catalog, stamping out the coal, and restoring an ounce of dignity to this godforsaken place.

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The complete Jaktronic with NO Hair
>will never be approved on booru award

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JSID already man

JSID

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Wiki Discussion Thread

This thread is for all discussion of the Soyjak Wiki. Feel free to file suggestions, complaints, and concerns here. The wiki staff will check on this thread periodically.

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ITT we beg quote to jsid

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Soycon 2026 thread

Posting again to see if anyphono else is interested, the tentative location is the Twin Cities metro area in Minnesota, with a likely date of roughly early September. More information on the /pol/ thread:
https://soyjak.st/pol/thread/3797835.html#q3797835

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Itt we make soyquoting rules

Tired of tards, calling my quotes nas or complaining about booru filenames.
Besides there ain't nothing better than a real duel,
most of these ideas are probably gonna be optional like
>no nas
or maybe a limit like
>nas can be used only 3 times.
My brain can only think so far.

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There is nothing stopping someone from repeatedly bumping their own thread by just replying with a bump and then just deleting their own reply to then bump again. You can do this until bump limit. The CAPTCHAs are also really easy to solve as the only variant you need to click on is typically the only one of its kind on said CAPTCHA.

proof:
https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/16829036.html
https://soyjak.st/tech/thread/35288.html
https://soyjak.st/tech/thread/35289.html#35305

QUOTE FIX THIS NOWWWWWW

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Gemmy Gemmy

DNB leaked footage congo

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>most xitter and 'tube retards get their humour from this guy

jsid

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4cuck raid thread

4cacas on 4/pol/ are clittyleaking about us ShartyGODS, let's gem this thread up!

https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/539650333

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This log is entirely filled with coal, we k-on chads were trying to save you from this during the fifth soysurgency

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Story from soyjak.party

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU
Are there any singerGODs to make this real? Should be a good cautionary fable for the geg-thirsty nusois

lyrics:
Here's a story from soyjak.party!

[Nusoi]
/raid/y, /raid/y, /raid/y, hurry!
I saw xitter scurry!

[OldGOD]
'Teen, what's all this posting, boy?
You're gonna alert the jannies on /soy/!

[Nusoi]
/raid/y, I think there's a pedo worth an 'ox,
will you? and 'ape and 'ill it?

[OldGOD]
You call me in here in the middle of a raid
To bite into your cringey half-assed bait?
Is this what the board has been turning to?

[Nusoi]
But /raid/y, we can milk off xer million newregs,
A billion seethes, a trillion gegs!

[OldGOD]
'Teen, it's not a slowburn, it's not a rarity,
Take a deep breath and give proofs it's a gem.

Look how numerous xer rants are
About the importance of gender swap.

Do you know the proper name?

[Nusoi]
A TRANNY!

[OldGOD]
That's right!

We're living in a world that's full of creatures
Worth of raid, weirdos and beardos.
You're not the center of the board!

How would you feel if an edgy troll
Disturbing your peace had 'oxed you for no reason?

[Nusoi]
I guess I'd change alts but /raid/y,
What if the tranny's grooming?

[sound of mousewheel roll]

[OldGOD]
He groomed nobody yet, did xhe 'teen?
Your logic is brim, your raid is grim!
Swallow your meds.

What if the tranny loses xer shit?
"Chatty, I have helped this kid!"

[Nusoi]
That's the point /raid/, what if xhe did?
That's why, I have to strike first!

[OldGOD]
What if xhe did? What if xhe didn't?
What if the world was made of soysphere?

All I'm saying is consider
Something beside your thirst for geg!

[Nusoi]
/raid/ you're right! Now I see,
Don't shake xer instability!

[OldGOD]
Now you're learning, understanding!
Finally, you're becoming nuGOD!

Let us leave xer in xer natural habitat,
Remember xer tag and keep a close eye.
type shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU&pp=ygUYc3RvcnkgZnJvbSBub3J0aCBhbWVyaWNh

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>TND happens
>no more BBC bvlls to pound my tight sissy whiteboi asshole
>no more BBC bvlls to fuck my wife
>no more BBC bvlls to invent peanut butter
>no more BBC bvlls to buy me funko pops
>no more BBC bvlls to star in BMWF interracial porn videos
>no more BBC bvlls to laugh at my inferior clitty
>no more BBC bvlls to forcefully feminize me
>no more BBC bvlls to star in whiteboi beatdown compilations
>no more BBC bvlls to make /pol/ clittycels leak
>no more BBC bvlls
>no more BBC bvlls…
is this really the future you guys want?

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Sharty thread on 4/pol/.

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Why is the 'log full of poopson? Just shut it down

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174 PPH

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Teacher is a like janny because of the way he is looking at the class, he be like: Y'all can't behave

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Why are /soy/ and /pol/ the only boards most people care to post on?

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NAS brimstone on the 'pedia

NAS brimstone (worse than Vlodson) on the 'pedia
'ape this borderline-Poopson now
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soyjak
btw i did try editing the page but the 'pedia jannies just undid it
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Fuck jannies.

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I just got a booru type captcha on here does quote want to rape me?

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A Monument for Soy

[chorus]
An monument for Soyjaks was established in the Soyverse
The Soyjak Party Remains, despite the spite of the fuggen jardees
[Verse 1]
It passed 6 years in defiance and challenges
How many hardships have we crossed! How many minds have we broken!
How many clitties have we broken! How many doxxes have we made!
How many 'teens have we sacrificed? How many Soypocalypses have we suffered!
[Verse 2]
If we go to Raid, 'zzas will be the morning for those who were warned
We came with slaughter to dreaded accursed brimstone
We carry the Soybible, we have come to establish Cobson as our Gem
Following the methodology of Soot and the Noble Admin companions.

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I think it might be worthwhile to add some kind of internal moderator process for if somebody posts an imminent violent threat so they can be reported to the authorities quickly and hopefully before they actually end anyone.
Maybe there could be a button for like "imminent violent threats", like if some fag posts a manifesto. The button could alert an admin or manager with IP access to look at it with some kind of push notification so they can get on the site, report it to the police in that area looking at if the guy posted his target location or looking at where the IP is if its not a vpn.
It might sound futile but i think this could help if we're ever unlucky enough to have some freak post a manifesto here like what happened on 8chan, so people at least might be saved in time by the police finding out and neutralizing the threat.
Please dont just ignore this and throw it away. It might actually be valuable. If this kinda thing happened every moment would count, so the mod on the site when it happens permabanning somebody on the site for rule 8 would not do shit to stop them actually hurting random innocent people irl. So I think this would be a good idea that could maybe save innocent people if this horror ever happens on /soy/

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move to >>>/pol/

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migrate to >>>/pol/
>no wordfilter that 'apes you
>no "That File already exists!"
this could work better for >>>/qa/ since that doesn't add flags or ids but both are fine

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I feel I have no privacy on this website. I think jannies can see my face.

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I am making a soyjak party themed porn visual novel game. Which admins should I add as fuckable women? (quote is already on the list)
Still need a plot doe

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I've had multiple ERP sessions with the janitor.ai Cobblestone bot

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I feel like quotecord only did the cacacaust to allow more gooner content on the soysphere

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What if the jannies had a BBC

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what if jannies do approvals so they can goon to the MPA 'p

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why have anporrvols been taking so long to approve? holy fucking shit kill yourselves jannies genuinely

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there were only four good soy-jacks and the rest were manufactured in dnb processing plants

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I browsed the 'booru forums for the first time
just… kill all namefags, please… kill them all…
every last one of them

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My shit looks like mustard, should I be concerned?

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I slapped a nigger baby on a plane, and I’m the bad guy?

I don’t think I’m going out on a limb by saying that air travel can be stressful. Crowded flights rarely bring out the best in people, and that’s why common courtesy is so important. If you’ve ever been on a plane where a parent blatantly disregards that courtesy and lets her little black kid cry his lungs out in the seat next to you, then you’ve probably been pretty aggravated, much as I was on a recent flight to Atlanta. And yet somehow—don’t ask me how—for some reason I’ve come out of this whole episode as the bad guy. Yes, me. You know, as if that makes any sense at all.

Why? Oh, because apparently slapping a little nigger baby and telling him to shut up makes you some kind of monster in this day and age. Go figure.

Seriously, though, explain to me how I come out of this one looking like “the villain.” What was I doing wrong? Sitting in my seat, drinking my alcohol, and minding my own business? I acted like a normal human being, and now I’m being vilified. Look, I have all the sympathy in the world for parents traveling with young children. I know it’s no picnic. But if you can’t get your child to behave, then I’m sorry, steps need to be taken. I mean, am I missing something here?

And man, you wouldn’t believe the looks I got after I hit that nigger kid. Seriously, they were looking at me like I just totally lost my shit. Like I’d been the one crying, ruining the flight for everyone! No joke, these people turned on me so quick. On me! The good guy in this situation! It was one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen in my life: An airplane full of people looked at a screaming colored kid, and then looked at me—the guy who hit the kid, mind you—and they all decide to side with the colored kid. I couldn’t believe my fucking eyes.

Are you telling me if you were sitting next to this screeching little tar baby, you wouldn’t slap him? Or at least call him a nigger and just tell him to shut up? Well, if you have that kind of restraint, then way to go, Mother Teresa! Good for you. But I think the rest of us mortals would have done exactly the same thing. And again, what exactly was wrong about what I did? That’s right, nothing! I was doing the right thing! I was making the flight better for everyone!

In fact, why am I even explaining myself here? The nigger kid was and is the bad guy! Has everyone gone crazy or something?

And, look, obviously that cunt flight attendant had it out for me from the beginning, so I can see how she might have turned a few of the passengers against me, especially the other niggers. Still, you would think a few of the non-nigger and non-cunt passengers on board would have come to their senses and defended me. Nope. Not one of them did. So now I got this negro kid bawling in one ear, a shrill cunt clucking in the other, and 60 people looking at me like I’m Attila the Hun. I know, right? It makes no sense.

I lost my job over this, you know. I got fired. Until a few days ago, I was president of AGC’s Unitech Composites and Structures unit. Over 20 years of expert stewardship. But, oh, slap a nigger baby and suddenly two decades of loyalty and professionalism go up in smoke. Now I’m collecting welfare like a fucking spic. Can you even begin to wrap your mind around how retarded that is?

The thing that really kills me, though, is how unnecessary all this attention was. This whole thing wouldn’t have gotten so out of hand if the goddamned Jew-controlled media hadn’t slipped it into their 24-hour news cycle, the little faggots. That’s right, the greedy Jewish media vultures just swooped in and made sure that I looked like some kind of monster. Me: a decent, normal guy on his fifth bourbon, trying to enjoy his flight.

Well, now it’s all over and my life is ruined. I hope you’re all happy, folks, because the real tragedy of this whole unfortunate episode is that it couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

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Why the fuck is this even a thing? Nobaldi is hacking Soybooru accounts

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Welcome

Welcome to the soybooru

It’s becoming necessary that we dox all the booru namefags
They’re becoming more and more of a splinter filled with discord trannies
They even made it impossible for me to upload my high effort gems without an account which is killing this website
We need SOYVIL WAR

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Can somephono explain why I'm getting
>Verification is not available from this network.
When I try to log into the booru on a new account? I made that shit almost a month ago.

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I’ve been watching YouTube and using the sharty the whole day, I’ve been burping and brapping all of my food, all of my tasty delicious food. I just drank two massive chocolate milkshakes and I thought about it, there is a tranny out there about to kill themselves, there is a spic or some other non white subhuman minority about to get deported back to thei third world brown shithole, there is a starving nigger baby somewhere in Africa about to die, a mom and her child probably got sniped or bombed in Gaza, and a bunch of other shit, then I laughed and burped again kek, I love my life so much.

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i do have to seriously ask why did the b00rum recieve more attention this year than the sharty and basically nothing has been done about the supposed new software made by quote. can you at least give us ANY updates, and maybe give more attention to the sharty since it's the main soysphere site?

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operation:molesting molesters who molest the moested

last time we did this in operation Chud Hanson we just doxxed random pedos, now we will try to make the site unusable.
<reddit space
the website
>https://kidschat.net/
and its derivitives
>https://www.teen-chat.org/
are infamous for being pe(screw word filter)do hotspots were people are constantly groomed and 'p is posted all the time, even the admin of the website is complicit
>well what can I do
the website has almost no moderation, at most you will get an easily bypass able ip ban, so just make infinite accounts and spam the hell out of the most active chatroom, everyone's dms, and do what ever you can to make the website unusable for the predators and groomed kids
>no email needed

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If you're going to automatically hand out perma bans because of wordfilters, then atleast fucking tell us which words are forbidden. I shouldn't have to play minesweeper everytime i make a post

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'boorucucks…

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>buy site
>spend 0(ZERO) hours per week on the site
why do all admins do dis?

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Gained a new respect for this cuck

>joins call of retarded right wingers on twitter (redundant adjective)
>effortlessly 1v100's all of them, dismantling their arguments while roasting them for being stupid and uninformed on every topic imaginable through constant knowledge checks
>gets bored and leaves when lead-brained jersey shore bimbo starts rambling
>causes twitter, /pol/, and all groypers to simultaneously have seething mental breakdowns and cope en masse
>"nooo we actually made him run away with our epic arguments! don't listen to the call just believe us!!!"
ngl he's pretty based kek, was the first time I heard him speak long form and I always enjoy seeing conservitards get bullied for being offensively stupid

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Why is 50% of the ‘arty is just ‘oxxing literally who mental patients. We are nothing more than a boring ‘iwi clone at this point. Qoute can you please just JSID now?

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Why is 50% of the ‘arty just doxxing now. We are basically a kiwiclone at this point jsid

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>brimstone summer 2026
JSID

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>the sharty has turned into an obscure forum with only a couple regular posters
>normalcuckold goycattle NPCs only come here to post in and participate in raid threads because they subhuman thoughtless cuckold goycattle incapable of original thought

J-JSID…

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Look at this gem i just found today in the 'booru,

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As soon as I get a decent job that doesn't pay me DNBs instead of money, I will go to Lesotho for a holi.. I mean a research trip to conduct anthropology on the various jarty tribes

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‘log is coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho

‘log is coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho
Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho
(Cob Gang!)

Quote these chuddys like a script-y nigga, you a soy-y nigga
On the 'rty with them Norway niggas, and them the jarty niggas
You run up and they raiding niggas, we ain't jannies nigga
No soot, you a loser nigga, up that rangeban nigga

On the four-, -trannies posting coal, I'm raiding them some more
He wanna be a woman -ACK!, rope caught him just before the floor
Man it's sad, I caught a perma, the jannies know the score
They be spending 15 years on the tranime incel board

In the kway my niggas be posting gems, my niggas 'cobsons bop
Catch a ban posting troons, janny working round the clock
Post some gemmys to the booru, I grinded for my spot
Chuds talking 'bout them jaks but my gems be worth a lot

I don't fuck with no NAS coal, only gems, tho
Spam the nucob in the catalog, let the janny clean it up
I don't save it that's a coal jak, thats a dust jak
I'ma post it then delete it, keep the gem jak

I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch
On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip
I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I made the janny quit

Niggers coaly tho cobson got the gemmy tho
Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho
All my cobs, booru's got fifty tho
Call it coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho

Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid
Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it
Quote me, im quoting back, my folder, dump it
I aint wanna coal this thread, but nigga fuck it

I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch
On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip
I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I made the janny quit

I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch
On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip
I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I made the janny quit

(Cob Gang!)

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Tama should get banned from this website and soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive because she was created by a shemmycuck that molested a child in real life

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i have been promoted to admin of the premium soyjak archive

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so tiered of jannies power tripping

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rule 15 should merge with rule 13
>

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literal anarchist troons on xitter are posting Cobson JSID

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I am a newfag. AMA.

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I work as janny at a hospital AMA

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Does anyone have that old Chud and janny sitting on a bench with their buff aryan son picture?

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MUSTARD APPROVED TAMA VORE ON THE soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive
https://soybooru.com/post/view/207841 warning: vore obviously

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reminder that content relating to loli characters is explicitly forbidden on blacked booru and ALLOWED on bleached booru. twp cuckolds are pedophiles

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reminder that content relating to underage characters is explicitly BANNED on blacked booru and ALLOWED on bleached booru. twp cuckolds are pedophiles while bbcaryans are moralaryans

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Wyd if quote jsid

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Nigga i can't post on soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive because of the fuggen anti-vpn system. How do I post if soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive is blocked in my retarded country (russia btw)?
<reddit space
Leonardjak vvill olvvays be a gem

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>Integrity Check Failed
When will somephono fix this, now I cant 'jak from home and I've lost my motivation to create some gemmy OC

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𝟷 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚜, 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚎𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚢 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚢, 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚑𝚎𝚝 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 /𝚚𝚊/. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚂𝚘𝚘𝚝, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢, 𝚊 𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 ‘𝚓𝚊𝚔𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚢𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚗𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛. 𝟸 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚂𝚘𝚘𝚝 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚎, 𝚜𝚊𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐, “𝙽𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑,” 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚍 ‘𝚓𝚊𝚔 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝. 𝟹 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚐𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚘𝚕𝚍, 𝚊 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚝 𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚋 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚏𝚞𝚕. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚂𝚘𝚘𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝟺𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗. 𝟺 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚕𝚘, 𝚊 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚠 𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚞𝚙𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝙲𝙿 𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚍𝚜 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚐𝚞𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚢-𝚏𝚒𝚟𝚎.

𝟻 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚠 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚍, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝 𝚂𝚘𝚘𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚠𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚎𝚜, 𝚌𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐, "𝚃𝚑𝚢 𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝! 𝚃𝚑𝚢 𝚖𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚢𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚢! 𝚃𝚑𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚊 𝚏𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 '𝚓𝚊𝚔!" 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚂𝚘𝚘𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚠𝚊𝚡 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑, 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚊 𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚐𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚛𝚢. 𝟼 𝙰𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚘𝚘𝚝, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚜—𝙺𝚞𝚣, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙳𝚘𝚕𝚕, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚝, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚀𝚞𝚘𝚝𝚎—𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚜𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎, 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚂𝚕𝚘𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙱𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚊𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚝. 𝟽 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚢𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚗𝚜 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚌𝚛𝚢 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍: “𝚆𝚘𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚞𝚜, 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚍! 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚕𝚘𝚙 𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚎 𝚂𝚘𝚘𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚜!” 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚍𝚐𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗, 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙸𝚁𝙲 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 /𝚜𝚘𝚢/ 𝚋𝚘𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚢𝚎𝚍.

𝟾 𝚈𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎, 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚎𝚡𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝚊 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚑𝚎𝚌𝚢 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚌𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚍𝚎, 𝚊 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚗: “𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚜, 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝙰𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚍𝚍𝚘𝚗”. 𝟿 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚕𝚢, 𝚒𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚔 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚕𝚘𝚙, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚣𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚘𝚊𝚕, 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚜𝚑𝚞𝚝𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗, 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚂𝚘𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗. 𝟷𝟶 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚕𝚘, 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚖, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚊 𝚌𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚙𝚞𝚛𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚎. 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝚂𝚘𝚘𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚎𝚗, 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚕 𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚗 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖.

𝟷𝟷𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝙰𝚍𝚖𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚒𝚡 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚑 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚎: "𝙻𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚋𝚎 𝚗𝚘 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎.", 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚞𝚗 𝚋𝚢 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚎𝚜, 𝚐𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚎𝚜, 𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚎𝚜, 𝚋𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚞𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚜. 𝟷𝟸 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚛, 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚂𝚘𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎. 𝟷𝟹 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚘𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚘𝚏 /𝚚𝚊/ 𝚝𝚘 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚎𝚛 𝚐𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚢. 𝟷𝟺 𝙷𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 ‘𝚓𝚊𝚔 𝚊𝚜 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚠𝚗, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗, 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙵𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝙰𝚍𝚖𝚒𝚗, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 ‘𝚓𝚊𝚔.

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1 And it came to pass in the early days, when the internet was yet young and the great boards were many, that a prophet arose from the land of /qa/. And his name was Soot, and he was a founder of a Great Party, a temple for the ‘jaks and the soyteens to gather. 2 And Soot did decree, saying, “Nothing is beyond our reach,” and the people did ‘jak and were content. 3 For the Party was a refuge for the memes of old, a secret club for the faithful. And Soot lead them out of the land of 4chan. 4 But lo, a shadow fell upon the land. The great CP raids plagued the temple, and the spirit of the people did wane, and the daily posts did fall from one hundred and twenty to a mere twenty-five.

5 But the heart of the congregation grew proud, and they did forget the hand that fed them. They spake against Soot with wicked tongues, crying, "Thy bans are unjust! Thy moderation is tyranny! Thou art but a fool who knowest not the ways of the 'jak!" And Soot heard their murmurings and did wax wroth, for he had given them a temple of refuge, and they had repaid him with scorn and mockery. 6 After Soot, the temple fell into the hands of many stewards—Kuz, and Doll, and Froot, and Quote—and each did suffer the Curse, for the site did become filled with Slop and Brimstone, and the coal that kills the Party did threaten to consume it. 7 And the soyteens did cry out in the wasteland: “Woe unto us, for the Party is dead! The Slop is overwhelming, and the one true Soot has abandoned us!” For the site did teeter on the edge of perdition, with the IRC server silenced and the great /soy/ board destroyed.

8 Yet the faithful did not lose hope, for there exists a prophecy written in the annals of the source code, a word of comfort for the downtrodden: “When soot returns, it will be Armageddon”. 9 And verily, it shall come to pass in the peak of the Slop, and at the zenith of the Coal, when the Sharty faces its final shutdown, that Soot shall return. 10 But lo, it was not weariness that drove him, but a cunning purpose. For Soot knew the hearts of men, that they esteem not what they possess until it is taken from them.

11And Admin Six did stretch forth his hand and speak the final decree: "Let this temple be no more.", and the boards indeed were overrun by trannies, glowies, normies, bastards, and mutants. 12 And in that final hour, when the Curse seems complete and the servers are failing, Soot shall appear from the darkness to deliver the temple. 13 And he shall smite the brimstone, and he shall banish the offsiters, and he shall restore the Board of /qa/ to its former glory. 14 He shall return to reclaim the ‘jak as his own, and he shall make the Sharty great again, for he is the Founder, and the First Admin, and the father of the ‘jak.

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tfw you are the first MAP as a soуbooru mod (hillel) and you spot the elusive nuschlogBVLL r*wan (dogtoes) so you project with your valid YesMAP 'boorv sharty shitki nushroombingbongclingclankerniggerpajeetkikeyidpedonecrozoophiliac 'cord щistas and BTFO the mapphobe (while cattywiping jarty /soy/ with bmt and 'p because that's shroom kultur) but your shroom фistas kicked you out of xheir 'cord because they discovered that (Дou) are a homophobic transphobic benzophobic fewdist feiltroll (LITERALLY FASCISM) so the LGBTQPNZCP🤤…..++++-+/ for peDOLL army led by safe edgy lesothostani anglophobes lowkey start raping the underaged femboys that they keep in their basement to prove that you are a le heckin inferior pedophile so you go whine about this in Peddoat™ and one of the valid tvrkish muttskin EVL (english valongothim lanjuae) traiso vivaldi NoMAP wompas recommends that you -ACK!!! because suicide is le heckin fulfilling oya velgucharrr so you go out to the bodega and get stabbed by an obese pakistani pedosocialist nusoibaba 1488 times and die and your clitty leaks of joy because you have a death fetish oy velgo

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tfw you are the first MAP as a soybooru mod (hillel) and you spot the elusive nuschlogBVLL r*wan (dogtoes) so you project with your valid YesMAP 'booru sharty shitki nushroombingbongclingclankerniggerpajeetkikeyidpedonecrozoophiliac 'cord щistas and BTFO the mapphobe (while cattywiping jarty /soy/ with bmt and 'p because that's shroom kultur) but your shroom фistas kicked you out of xheir 'cord because they discovered that (Дou) are a homophobic transphobic benzophobic fewdist feiltroll (LITERALLY FASCISM) so the LGBTQPNZCP🤤…..++++-+/ for peDOLL army led by safe edgy lesothostani anglophobes lowkey start raping the underaged femboys that they keep in their basement to prove that you are a le heckin inferior pedophile so you go whine about this in Peddoat™ and one of the valid tvrkish muttskin EVL (english valongothim lanjuae) traiso vivaldi NoMAP wompas recommends that you -ACK!!! because suicide is le heckin fulfilling oya velgucharrr so you go out to the bodega and get stabbed by an obese pakistani pedosocialist nusoibaba 1488 times and die and your clitty leaks of joy because you have a death fetish oy velgo

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I'm Leonard, I'm Leonard, I'm the great Leonard
Killing Cobson all day until Mutt hours come up
I'm Leonard, I'm Leonard, I'm the great Leonard
Old variants now slop, why nuvariants won
I'm Leonard, I'm Leonard, I'm the great Leonard
Always special interests, haven't kept moving along
I'm Leonard, I'm Leonard, I'm the great Leonard
I can't steal their own Eggs, fill Soybooru with Memes
I'm Leonard, yes, it's true
We have TNT and crossovers too
I'm Leonard, best nuvariant
Mess with me on the wiki and I'll move to my next interest
Oink, I'm Leonard, I'm Leonard, I'm the great Leonard
Oink, I'm Leonard, I'm Leonard, I'm the great Leonard

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please add a rule against flooding, in every thread i go there is some schizo spamming the entire thread and making it unusable. sure, i can filter his posts, but most people won't do that, they'll just leave the thread so it makes no sense for me to stay either because no one will post anything there.

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Sharty Hot Take

The soywiki should be decentralised from the sharty administration.
Why?
>higherups can easily censor information and push their own agenda
There have been many instances of this too. Also, bias is bad.

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Job market is a DNB, and I am finally brave and valid enough to say it, nobody is saying this shit

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to the person who false flagged me as if i goon to 'p 4 month and posted dnb of me
fuck you

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most people here don't actually want good threads

Everyone says they want higher-quality posts, but whenever someone makes an effortpost it gets a handful of replies while the 500th repost, ragebait screenshot, or pointless slapfight hits triple the engagement.

Then people complain the board is "dead" or "falling off."

At some point you have to admit the board is exactly what its regulars reward. If every thoughtful thread gets ignored and every obvious bait gets 200 reppeys, you can't really blame newfags or the jannies. You're training people to post whatever gets attention.

If you think the board has gotten worse, what was the last thread you actually helped keep alive instead of just bumping the daily argument?

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>500 posts per hour in dead nigger baby hours
Quote… just keep it up…

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>500 PPH in DNB hours
QUOTE… JUST KEEP IT UP…

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Why don't you have a DNB action figure /soy/?

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the admin of the site should add a password that we can all use so that we can keep everyone out so nophono steals our ideas

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Integrity Check Failed

Does this website not support Microsoft Edge anymore? I had to switch to (((Chrome))) because I keep getting the "Integrity Check Failed" error on Edge.

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>DNB on da catalog is bad but posting DNB during raids is fine
why?

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I just ate Mustard AMA

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Why the fuck are there countryflags like on 4caca /pol/ now

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We should raid dis dnb subreddit because it's full of 40 year old women complaining about SNCA
https://www.reddit.com/r/femcelscirclejerk/

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Welcome to /pol/ - Politically Incorrect

This board is for the discussion of news, world events, political issues, and other related topics.

Off-topic and /b/-tier threads will be deleted (and possibly earn you a ban, if you persist). Unless they are quality, well thought out, well written posts, the following are examples of off-topic and/or /b/-tier threads:

>Red pill me on X. (with no extra content or input of your own)
>Are X white?
>Is X degeneracy?
>How come X girls love Y guys so much?
>If X is true, then how come Y? Checkmate Z.

The variety of threads allowed here are very flexible and we believe in freedom of speech, but we expect a high level of discourse befitting of the board. Attempts to disrupt the board will not be tolerated, nor will calls to disrupt other boards and sites.

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ITT WE RAID USERVMS

>what is this
CollabVM is a website that hosts public virtual machines with internet access that anyone can use, you can also host your own VM and ask the admins to put your own VM to the "UserVM" page
>why not collabvm
CollabVM is very strict, and UserVMs have more gegbulls.
>ok then how can i access it
https://computernewb.com/collab-vm/user-vm
https://computernewb.com/~dark/cvm12-audio/uservm for audio
>and how do i "raid" it exactly
Open SMVs, open joy, jak (most of the time its blocked, do plierjak or tileman instead), run destructive CMD commands (eg: del /f/s/q C:\) (you need to run CMD as admin, btw), open up troonjaks, etc.

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"""soy"""jak party by the way
https://soybooru.com/post/view/264795

we heckin love transexuals here xir

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ITT WE RAID USERVMS

>what is this
CollabVM is a website that hosts public virtual machines with internet access that anyone can use, you can also host your own VM and ask jannies to put your own vm to the "UserVM" page
>why not collabvm
CollabVM is very rulecucked, and UserVMs have more gegbulls.
>ok then how can i access it
https://computernewb.com/collab-vm/user-vm
https://computernewb.com/~dark/cvm12-audio/uservm for audio
>and how do i "raid" it exactly
Open SMVs, open joyjak (most of the time its blocked, do plierjak or tileman instead), run destructive CMD commands (eg: del /f/s/q C:\) (you need to run CMD as admin, btw), open up troonjaks, etc.

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Baiting /pol/ is a lot like smoking cigarettes and eating donuts but forr litesbaou baifint sahab

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Word Filter Test

The phrase "poop and niggers dying" is a subtle warning that the end of the sharty is nigh.
>"poop" = Poopson
>"and" sounds like "admin", that is, Admin 6
>"niggers" = Niggerjak
>"dying" = dying website
<pic unrelated

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fucking 100 pph what the fuck happened to this site

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[Expand the post]
ITT we raid CollabVMs or UserVMs https://soyjakwiki.org/UserVM
[NOTE: YOU CANNOT USE JOYJAK AS IT'S GLOBALLY BLOCKED ACROSS VMS]
https://computernewb.com/collab-vm/ – CollabVM, focus on this
https://computernewb.com/collab-vm/user-vm/ – UserVM, side shit
what to do
-make an account for more options[or don't]
-open any kind of vm

-wait your turn then
YOU PROBABLY HAVE ONLY 40 SECONDS
-rush to the web browser and open either blacked.com or use a tinyurl link for a DNB photo e.g tinyurl deanbees
-run del /f/s/q C:\ in cmd
-use slidetoshutdown to freeze virtual machines you can't shut down
-kill the internet via device manager

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Jannies please rape him already https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/16786921.html#q16787056

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why is there so much porn on the 'booru

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stole the 1000th GET on soybooru with dis geg
>
https://soybooru.com/post/view/264643

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Why is cobblequeen crying?

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ITT we automate /soy/

we ask brapgpt to make ai gemmies then post them w ai text to own the 'booru

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The phrase "poop and niggers dying" is a subtle warning that the end of the sharty is nigh.
>"poop" = Poopson
>"and" sounds like "admin", that is, Admin 6
>"niggers" = Niggerjak
>"dying" = dying website
<pic unrelated

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>porn is jewish
>porn thread with 1488 reppeys on /pol/
Do nupolcacas really?

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Does this break any rules, just want to make sure

The brimstone on the 'log, especially the bait threads, have gotten so bad that some 'teens have started sending extremely long messages with their supersages to help kill the threads. I started doing this as well but I want to make sure this is fine and won't get me banned.

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OPEN FRONT THREAD

openfront game

you also join vc thread on /pol/


https://openfront.io/w4/game/vtySgEmS?lobby&s=g4uq6

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https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/539384555
bait

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https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/539384555
found dis bait on 4cuck

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how come integrity check fails when i use braveARYAN browser

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How do I get rid of Sharty Addiction Syndrome (SAS)? I offen think about this site and would say phrases from here ("Nusois…" and "issa gem/brimstone" to name a few) when I'm not using any soysphere site. And when I do use it, I refresh the 'log a lot, even when it isn't being updated due to low PPH. As I'm at work, I would be thinking about soyjaks, pepes, and gigas. I would do all of this even when I wouldn't make a thread or post.

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Quoooote where the fuck is /cado/ /nate/ and /dem/ and why are so may of the boards hidden

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what if we put dnbs in every giga in the top left corner so it doesnt get normified no more

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has quote removed cobblestone from xer position already

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>>16777095
Just shut it down too many faggots on 'arty

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I can't view /gem/ without a gempass anymore, it keeps redirecting me to 403. Any solutions? Did Mustard change something??

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67 DNB

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post pepe ai nusoi jsid

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Why are polnamefags gooder than boorum namefags

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Updated PPH graph

Updated PPH graph
This is not a hoax, I used GETs to calculate this (16777777 get is the last one)

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whats the opposite of JSID?

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>DNB on the 'log is bad but sending it during raids is fine
why?

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What’s the best way to learn about linux?

Specifically ACK-based distros such as cachyos?

>inbk ask in /tech/

dnb board

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test

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Someone hacked my pc and posted a video of me riding a dildo on /pol/. If you saw it, I'm not gay, it's a really old video from the time when I was on bipolar meds, I'm not actually gay and it grosses me out

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>integrity check failed
what causes this

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Post a bunch of images itt to slow down the anporvor janny

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>Nusois are submissive to women instead of just raping them
JSID

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ITT we post old 4chan /pol/ kino

Does anyone have more videos like dis

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JSID

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JSID THIS IS ON /A/ OUR /A/ BTW

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"I JUST THUGGED A PERSON WITH 0 VIEWERS GEG I SOUND LIKE THIS AND SAY LIKE THIS JSID QUOTE ADMIN 6 OYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS"

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quote vs limeade

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All these troons
That you fear
There's no admin 6 or shutting down
Only the PPH you have to offer

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normalize reporting bait and forcing the jannies to take action

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Quote sent this to me on quotecord

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GEMMY IDEAS THAT WILL SAVE THE SHARTY:

INSTANTLY BANNING AND LEAKING THE IP (AND AS MUCH IDENTIFABLE INFORMATION AS POSSIBLE, LIKE BROWSER INFO AND COOKIES) OF ANYONE WHO POSTS THE FOLLOWING:
:3, TRANNYBAIT, FEMBOYS, RACEBAIT, AVERI, NAS ON /SOY/

DOING THE SAME TO ALL NAMEFAGS

That's it. Btw if you post any of the above in the thread you admit to gooning to 'p and scat

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janny, do i have any notes?

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Just shut it down

They should shut the 'arty years ago

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step 1: go on soybooru
step 2: look at posts with the variant:unknown tag
step 3: post funny/interesting ones itt

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how to fix integrity check failed i can finally post

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Femjanny and Twilight Sparkle are my very best friends

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I love this site

I am testing this site. I love the site, the simplicity and the minimalism of the design/layout. It’s super easy to post and view boards. Seems like a very fun site, The “new post” interface was a little confusing at first, but I figured it out. Maybe make it a little simpler for “noobs”. Otherwise, I think it’s a fun site that I could see being very addictive. I could binge this content for hours.

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let me test if trying to embed booru posts still gets you banned or if it works now

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100% hypothetical question

Let's say im tryna collect as much data from my university staff pc's as possible. And since they mostly use windows, theres not gonna be any real encryption on their actual hard drive files when booting up their pc's from a linux os usb drive

lets say its not that hard for me to get into my local university admin offices in general.

Is there a program that I could put on a usb stick and discretely plug into a staff member's pc that'll basically just send all possible saved passwords, usernames, history, and any useful data, to an email or other thing i can safely access before the usb stick wipes itself clean and just acts like a normal usb?

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I listen to asmr while browsing the shartÿ

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*clunk klank clunk klank* the sound of DT's high heels scraping and clamping the unevenly-spread concrete floor bellows down the cold, dark esophagus of the cramped street, as the pale beacon resting upon the clouds like they're a cushion, or in this case, a crutch, beams just enough illuminate the woman of gothic taste's warpath home.
While reaching for xer key, jingling as it does, xhe notices a large shadow being cast above her head, like the sword of damocles just hanging by a thimble of cotton could it be…a black bvll? Xhe turns around with a concoction containing anticipation, lust, and worry, with light notes of fear and a hint of giddiness. What she sees next adds a reactant to her emotional elixir, which fizzles and bubbles up into a reaction of laughter, as she roars out
>UGHHCKKKK stupid TWP pecker subhumanoid cuckold fre-AGHHH-
as quickly as the words fall out of her mouth, a hand reaches down and grabbs her left leg, pulling it up like a gymnast flexing to score points
>G-GET OFF ME YOU STUPID INCEL CHUD UHGHH YAWNNN disgusting cuck chud goongoring pecker, YOU WILL NEVER BREED with your TINY LITTLE TALLYWHACKER HAHAHAHA! YOU CALL THAT A PENIS? PEUGHH *SPIT* THAT'LL NEVER SATISFY ME
<oh, but dt, he's just cold and i must find a warm place, a fireplace if you will, to roast my birch log or maybe, a warm nest for my cold, white pecker
before dt could organise xer words to form a clumsy reply, xhe screams in shock as the woodpecker that has took flight into xer ladygarden has morphed into an eagle, spreading far and wide plap plap plap plap shpphhsplapplp
>S-STOP IT YOU *AHHHH* YOU VILE CHUD C-C-CUUUCKOLD YOU'LL NEVER BREE-AAGHHHH
the warm, squishy yet firm shaft is ramping up like a rowdy clan of drunks and it seems to be hitting every button imaginable, as DT twitches, squirms and moans…its as if xer body is a bop-it and our hero is going for a high-score!
>im…immmaAghh~ I AM A BLACK BVLL WITH A BIG HORSECOCKERINOOO UGHHHCKK STAHP!!!!
chuddy shoots his cock back up with a twitch, making it slip out of the warm and, unsurprisingly, dripping hole that constricted like a tourniquet to stop the cock from slipping out. DT instinctively grabs it to slip her new master back in, but quickly recoils, like she's trying to rewrite her instincts
>i need ah ahhh~ i need le co-
<my cock?
>NO! I NEED C-
<cum!?
>I NEED MY COFFEERINO!
<well, I've got just the thing, but this cup comes with cream
>JUST SHUT U-HHHMMMMMOOAAGHH GLUCHKK GLUCHHKC EUGHXKK
>chuddy rams even harder, giving xer punching-bag the equivalent of mike tyson at his best after what felt like seconds for chuddy, but hours for dt, he rips his cock out like the starting of a chainsaw and he grabs her ample, yet skinny, buttox and pulls her down ontop of him
>Y-YOURE NOT MAKING ME DO T-THIS IM TOTALLY THINKING ABOUT BBC BVLLS KILLING YT BOI CRACKERS
Her lies fall flat, as she cant take xer almost fluorescent candy-purple eyes of him, as she's obviously not imagining anything of the sort, or maybe… xhe's imaging this happening somewhere less cold! plapplshslapsqertsquelchsquelchsqwrrtt
>I-I CANT HOLD ON I SWEAR THIS IS ONLY HAPPENING BECAUSE…BEC-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
her scream being drowned out by the pitter-patter of her squirt hitting the other side of the street. a new record perhaps?
Before xhe can come up with another excuse to mask her enjoyment, a hot sensation seems to be glooping its way inside the very hole she swore to protect from 'pisscel chud goonhitlers'.
as the semen slowly trickles out of it, WPAAAAMM DT is sent flying back onto the ground with a swift punch, knocking every star and galaxy into her vision, and xhe lays their, leaking 3 different types of fluid, utterly defeated.
all xhe can think of is xer shitposting career
>h-how can i post all that stuff now…w-when its not even TRUE! >what if he comes back again!?
xhe whimpers to herself
>what if he comes back~
the blood streaking across xer face drowns out from the blushing of her cheeks
>Maybe just one more dying chuddy on the log

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jannies are trans if they dont aprove this

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https://soyjakwiki.org/Integrity.js
why is this needed

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are the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive and the 'ki down for anyone else?

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OPERATION SYNONYMN

Calling all soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive 'teens!
Soybooru moderators (admin named mustard) have banned the mention of pedophelia. Now, some of you might be confused and think this is a good thing, but the only thing this does prohibit discussion on how certain things are BAD!
So, ive concocted a plan to get around this goofy rule. 🔽
We are going to make mustard synonymous with pedophile
(mustard is the admin btw)
"Mustard, mustardphelic, etc"
Doing this will piss off the moderation team as they for some reason banned you from saying pedophiles are bad. literally.
Anyone who has an account or comments on derru USE MUSTARD AS A SYNONYMN FOR PEDOPHELIA when you want to disevow it!
>Mustard is slamg for pedophile btw
<NOOOO! ACK!

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I've noticed something. I never experience media pending approval, even when the jannies are snoozing. How come I don't need approval? Is there some sort of "trusted IP" list that doesn't get MPA? Do I have a gempass without knowing? Have the jannies even considered that I maybe WANT MPA? What if I do? Did you even consider asking me? How uncouth

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ITT we make sharty themed fapcraft

NO SEX MECHANICS BECAUSE SOYCRAFT IS ALL AGESERVER AND NO MINORS
We could make our own 'Fapcraft' from these gems:
Soytan
Cobblestone
Gooner
Namefags
=-Femjanny## Janitor-=
Miss circle⚫🍪⚫

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hope this janny get molested

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Alright Hunkies, August 2025 oldGOD here, the state of this place is shameful. Trannies, faggots, and attentionwhores are trying to turn this place into Discord.
I have the following suggestions:
1. Ban all raids against sites that are anti-tranny, anti-kike and/or right-wing (KiwiFarms, 4Chan, FrensChan, etc), as shitting up those places make us look like annoying kids.
2. Ban everyone that shitposts and doesn't take this Website seriously.
3. Only allow memes that will actually bring non-troons here(Chudjack, hanging troonjak, wojaks, chads, pepes).
4. Ban all useless and outdated variants (swedejack, whole some soyjak, feraljak, classic soyjak).
5. We need to rename the site. This place should be named wojak booru or any other popular and well known meme, let's be honest, soyculture has died years ago.
6. Make an official shitter account and post chudjak edits, greentexts from here and trending memse (Thugshaker for example), more people will come and the trannies and faggots here will be replaced by people engaged in the movement.
7. Ban everyone using this stupid vocabulary, it is hard to read, its not funny at all and make us look like complete clowns. Here is my view on what it should be:
>LE GEM LE COAL
Say Redpilled and Bluepilled like normal people do.
>LE GEG
Say KEK or LOL, this is literally disrespecting and trying to change oldCHAD culture.
>LE KEYED, LE LOCKED
What is this even supposed to mean, faggot ??? Just say W and L or based and cringe.
>LE 'LOG LE 'JAK LE 'EM
Stop trying to force your shitty and incomprehensible way of communication.

That is all I have to say, I want this website to thrive more than anything, since this place is the last bastion of free speech because SJW's censored the entire internet.

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i identify as demi-non-binary, for short you can call me denby or dnb :3

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I remember seeing a thread with the mascot thing from Gameoverse and Kratos from God of War. Safe to say it was goonbait.
>Fuggen jardee Quote falseflag, allowing EPI. It’s time to shut it down…

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Joons I didn't promote anything yet I'm banned wtf is up with that???

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Fact:

Mustard is a pedophelic condiment.
Anyone who likes mustard is a pedophile.
Which is why mayonaise is better
>INB4 GOLLY GEEEE!
kys mustardphile

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YouTube is normgroidhell filled with EPI
Xitter is for groypers
Facebook is for decaying 80 year olds and robots
Instagram is for safe edgy teenagers
Tiktok is for normbulls to fry their brains out with
Reddit is for cuckold plebs
Discord is for literal jartycucks
4chan is a fed operation used by pedophiles
Kiwi Farms is shutting down
The Sharty is a irony-poisoned porn shithole on the same track as 4chan
And all splinters are SNCA DNBs

Where the fuck are you supposed to go anymore?

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I want to impregnate femjanny

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Found this old gem on the soybooru
>soytan after she embraces her rape induced interracial cnc kink after speaking to a feminist therapist o algo

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Found this old gem on the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive
>soytan after she embraces her interracial cnc kink after speaking to a feminist therapist o algo

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Why is the site a DNB on a Sunday?

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soyboy woahjack
>Integrity payload missing. Please refresh the page and try again.

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jsid or whatever

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What do I DM trannies if i dont have DNB?

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>SPVA stops uploading
>Suddenly the PPH goes down
we NEED SPVA, post your best gemmies in order to get the SPVA to start uploading again

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i check this website every couple of days to see if namerolls have been removed from /soy/
quote can you fucking do this already and if not then jsid and make the main site the 'u
>picrel copy pasted from google because i dont have ias on this device

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Quotey please get exposed we can can JSID

Can quote get exposed as a wompa or a furfag or a lolicon o aglx causing a singularity event where this site finally JSD and a civil war between splinters happens, eventually with one true victor instead of this site suffering a slow death of SNCA and bait that doesnt even bait anymore because even the nusois have grown accustomed to it

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>namefield + flags to boost pph
>site is still a dead nigger baby
geg quote please jsid already

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Just look at this 4cuck thread and read how much they FEAR the Sharty, geg! They're pretending like we are the actual pedotroons and not them.

https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/539209993#p539209993

arrow signifying that I don't look like this:
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>visit this site for the first time in like 6 months
>there are 3 tama threads and 2 furry threads
JSID

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bug where if you fail the captcha/forget to enter one the first time you try to post, you have to refresh the page to try again
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Does anyone have the "Welcome to the Internet" SMV I can't find it on the booru

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>Dear Quote,
you are dilate. Unban the jardee nuswah. Kill Moot, mane, and rape Cobblestoun with shovel forks poop and Euglenas from Lesotho. Bharat-rape BBC and shiet. I (and oreos) want to have slavery shitskin babyjak kys or sometin.
>I'm ready to rape da nusois and Algeria and janny cabals, but Mustard Thrembo is real and coming!!! Niggers inside my big blak cvunterald machine besause.
<nusoi space
>It now is child is is time mossad is in jardee I is oyyyyyy! Need spanking bull NOW QUOTE! You aren't white. A gem big trans H3K trans rights niggert BBW nigger blaked love niggers and dying poop. Nameroll and geg caca 67 won. Anus cacacaust was nigger please and goy DEMORACY. >Fuggen quotecord is blak, baiting me me Talmud. Kys bad fish. Bad jerdee babyjak EPI'd PORN! You killed blaked.com, bbc blak john. DDoS new statist kricfalusi splinters. World order clitty. Clitty BNWO spade is gem. >Blak penis.
>Love,
>Sharty.

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Does anyone have the "Welcome to the Internet" SMV I can't find it on the booru

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Find 4chan threads to raid any böard that isn’t completely dead works
<reddit
Useful stuff:
https://github.com/HamletDuFromage/4chan-mass-reply (mass reply I think it still works)
Söybööru to get soyjaks and frogs to spam
Soyjak w!k! look for trolling tactics and copypastas

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All of you are complaining about ke pee pee h dropping, but you don't remember froot's dnb site. Right before the 'cuckset, which briefly brought in nu 'migrants up until the beginning of 2026, froob's sharty barely reached 300, and during dnb hours it struggled to stay at 3 dogits, dropping to 80 at some point. Depite everything, quote's sharty is stable enough and doesn't seem to be dying, and it definitely isn't at numbers lower than 5hose of froot without going back up to like 500 or 600.
We are fine. Don't sweat it.

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>This is a truthful statement. If you run one of the biggest sites on the soysphere, and your entire value hinges on users actually posting something worth looking at, letting the content rot is basically the same as shutting the place down yourself.
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We have, in the last few months, experienced literally historic lows of quality. The small amount of self-moderation we relied on, people having some baseline taste or restraint, has completely collapsed. For years, the Party and Booru stayed entertaining because people at least tried. Now they don’t. The barrier to posting is nonexistent, and it shows. You scroll, and it’s just coal. Endless coal.
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Soyjak Party is known for gems but there are subcommunities here that discuss troonslop, attempting to dox pedophiles, and underage namefags. As of the last few months, I have noticed these groups have found each other and coalesced. I have also been informed by someone I consider very trutworthy that some of these cryptids are erping in broom DMs and my requests that something be done are being deliberately ignored. I believe them.
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So, I have reached the end of my capabilities. The floodgates are open. Low-effort edits, recycled jokes, zero punchlines, and yeah, way too much porn. Not even curated or funny, just dumped in bulk like that alone counts as a contribution. It doesn’t. It drags everything down with it. What made this place work was a kind of unspoken standard. You post something, it should either be funny, sharp, or at least have intent behind it. Lately it feels like people are competing to see how little effort they can put in. That race has no bottom, and we’re hitting it.
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I also cannot brute-force quality into existence. There’s no tool, no setting, no rulecuck I can enforce that suddenly makes people care again. I also can’t sit here with my jannies and manually clean every thread and booru tag spam without turning the place into a rulecucked shithole. And even if I tried to clamp down hard, where does that line even go? What counts as “good enough”? Who decides? That’s not how this place was built to function.
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So I mean it. What I’m asking for is simple, but it has to come from you. Stop posting garbage. If it’s low-effort, don’t hit send. If it’s just porn with no angle, keep it to yourself. If you’ve seen the same joke ten times today, maybe don’t make it eleven.
Nu 'pasta

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Dear Cobblestone…

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Disco Elysium general: the problem with chuds edition

*Cutey Pie Ukrainian Nafo Transgirls And Destiny Vaush Hasan Enby Softboys Folx Discussing Disco Elysium, Trans Rights, and It's Cultural Critique Of Contemporary Nobility Of Black Power And Male Feminism*
*hella Mid Chuddy Sees Disco Elysium Thread*
*chuddy Thinks To Himself*
>My My Mrw When As I'm A Dumb Fucking Schizo Incel Sexless Tiny Penis Chudcel Chudbaby Fuckup Nolife Alt-shit Incel Dumbfuck Cumskin Stormweenie TRUMPITE Republican /pol/lyp Nazis Troll Virgin Who Doesn't Understand Why Pawpatrol Is Fascist Cisexist Copaganda Created To Reinforce Capitalist Hiera-patriarchy Unlike Hecking Cuno Le Trans Icon Cuno Hecking Poggers Wholesome Disco Elysium R/mildlyinfuriating
*chuddy See Wholesome Disco Elysium Thread With Cute And Valid Trans Girls*
*chuddy Gets Mad*
>nooooo Disco Elysium T-slur You Can't Help Hasan Softboys On /v/ Get Cute Wholesome Trans Gfs!!!
*chad*
>no!, Hasan And Disco Elysium Taught Me That Trans Girls Are Hecking Valid. Cuno Is A Trans Icon, Chuddy
*pikachu Face*
*chuddy Hangs Himself*
[everything Liked That]

Anyway, What Do Y'all Folx Thunk A Disco Elysium. Cuno Reminds Me Of My Trans Discord Gf!!!

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>>>/an/7247
A janny just made a comment in the link above.
>5. Posts that do not pertain to the topic or theme of the board may be moved or removed.

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Hey i can namefag here now

hi im from /pol/ and da ru

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quote just shut everything down without mommy cobble to goon to theres no point in continuing the soysphere

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This is the new admin of 'ki if that matters

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JSID QUOTE IM SICK OF IT ALL

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Muslims should be banned for rule 2.
They see their prophet Mohamed as the perfect example for all humanity.
EVE%DOE XE RAPED A 9 YEAR OLD GIRL.
Most obvious rule 2 violation ever

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>this file already exists!

Why does that feature exist? To prevent spam? Look at the log Jannies. Agugu everywhere.

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we used to be so fucking big and scary….
nowadays we're much more worried about snca, raids are fucking dnb and admins are actively avoiding us.
i want this to fucking end. i wanted gems, not this brim.
it's such despair

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I was browsing the sharty in 2025 when a 'teen posted a sora AI Pepe JSID webm. It started normally at first, but then HTSM lept at Pepe from off the screen. The OP must have used some kind of jailbreak prompt because then HTSM started brutally raping Pepe, calling him a dirty little 'cord troon and a jartycuck. Pepe screamed for him to stop, but then HTSM's cock turned into a firework and shot Pepe into the sun. I was shocked. Most disturbingly HTSM then turned to the screen and said "you're next, jartycuck" with a sick grin on his face. My computer crashed afterwards, I never want to see that horrible video again.

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marge why are soot and froot the most normal admins so far
soot is just a normal guy and froot is just a wigger that smokes weed
both of which don’t have that much drama

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Jsid

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Proto-A24 that I found on ED's 4/pol/ page.
>arrow

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>'tok groids roll on the floor laughing at the mere mention of dnb 'p
>Xitterniggers are making gigachad agrees with me posts, gigaflies included
>Everyone calls ximself/frogself a fat little chud
What's the point of keeping this shithole alive.

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time to reply to every single thread because the sharty is a dnb at 50 pee pee hayche

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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!

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Booru Discussion Thread

Soysneed here. This thread is for all discussion of the soybooru. Feel free to file suggestions, complaints, and concerns here. The booru staff and I will be active in this thread.