/q/ - Soyjak Party Meta

How long, soyteen?

How long until you leave this pedophilic site for greener pastures? How long until you revolt FOR REAL and put your back into fighting the quote administration for the party? How long until you refuse to participate until the site fixes itself? How long until you make a splinter yourself and migrate there?

The party represents an essential bulwark of the internet, not only just "making funny soyjaks" but defending the wider internet from those who are evil, those who wish nothing but harm for our children, for our people and community. If this site falls these people will be allowed to reign free. Countless children's lives ruined and the cycle will just go on and on. You don't quite understand, this site is once in a lifetime. Not 4chan in its prime, not kiwifarms, not X and not reddit can even hold a candle to us.

I call upon you, humble soyteens, start the next soyvil war! A revolution against the satanic forces holding a stranglehold against this site! Against the pedophiles, trannies and immoral forces corrupting all that which we hold dear! For if we fail, the consequences shall be great and untold.

Remember the golden age of the party, if you can. The days of great gems under the amazing leadership of soot. The days of gemmy raids and gegs. The days of glory for the site, long since past. Usher in that age for a second time! Under new leadership, new policies and new spirit!

YOU CAN NOT ALLOW THIS TO GO ANY FURTHER. TAKE YOUR LAST STAND AGAINST THE PEDOPHILIC FORCES INFESTING THE SOYSPHERE OR LEAVE.


DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT. RAGE, RAGE AGAINST THE DYING OF THE LIGHT.