№213028[Reply]
2023 sharty
>post a thread explicitly advertising a splinter site, tell people to go there and post on it
>2 people sage your thread, maybe a janny moves it to /nate/ if theyre feeling particularly rulecucky
2026 sharty
>post a 5 letter keyboard mash
>Automated Janny-bot 9001 analyzes the text in your thread to confirm that the string of letters you just typed out is an esoteric dogwhistle only recognized by a total of 4 people in the history of the soysphere which is a subtle reference to a splinter of a splinter created in February of 2024 that hosted a total of 248 posts and was shut down 9 days after it went up. Janny-bot 9001 triangulates your precise geolocation using all of the datamined information that Quotecord has harvested from you and sends a 13 man death squad of hyper elite, shaolin trained janny ninjas to come to your house to hang, draw and quarter you and then force your family to eat your raw, bloodied remains before sacrificing all of the males of your household to Quote (PBUH) and all of the females to Mustard (PBUH), all while /soy/'s catty is wiped 17 times to fight the "offsiter invasion", /pol/'s catty is wiped 9 times, resulting in both boards along with /qa/ being completely locked for the next 2 weeks. A wiki page is created entitled "The Day the Splintercuck Nation Attacked" which is subsequently put on the front page and completely locked so that nobody except wiki jannies can make any edits to it, a variant:unknown with 6 entries on the booru gets hashbanned resulting in anybody who has ever so much as laid eyes upon the variant's entire country getting rangebanned because the person who posted the splinter dogwhistle posted it once 4 months ago, Quote announces a total crusade against the alleged users of the splinter who are corrupting the sharty from within, 3 soyvil wars break out, 17 nulees, 24 avatarfags and 9 dedicated derailers are born, any mention of a random cartoon show made for children from 13 years ago becomes a bannable offence for some fucking reason, the domain name changes twice and the site shuts down for a month
№213029
>>213028 (OP)moved to /q/ award
№213037
>>213028 (OP)i can confirm this happens
№213053
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
№213062
>Automated Janny-bot 9001 analyzes the text in your thread to confirm that the string of letters you just typed out is an esoteric dogwhistle only recognized by a total of 4 people in the history of the soysphere which is a subtle reference to a splinter of a splinter created in February of 2024 that hosted a total of 248 posts and was shut down 9 days after it went up. Janny-bot 9001 triangulates your precise geolocation using all of the datamined information that Quotecord has harvested from you and sends a 13 man death squad of hyper elite, shaolin trained janny ninjas to come to your house to hang, draw and quarter you and then force your family to eat your raw, bloodied remains before sacrificing all of the males of your household to Quote (PBUH) and all of the females to Mustard (PBUH), all while /soy/'s catty is wiped 17 times to fight the "offsiter invasion", /pol/'s catty is wiped 9 times, resulting in both boards along with /qa/ being completely locked for the next 2 weeks. A wiki page is created entitled "The Day the Splintercuck Nation Attacked" which is subsequently put on the front page and completely locked so that nobody except wiki jannies can make any edits to it, a variant:unknown with 6 entries on the booru gets hashbanned resulting in anybody who has ever so much as laid eyes upon the variant's entire country getting rangebanned because the person who posted the splinter dogwhistle posted it once 4 months ago, Quote announces a total crusade against the alleged users of the splinter who are corrupting the sharty from within, 3 soyvil wars break out, 17 nulees, 24 avatarfags and 9 dedicated derailers are born, any mention of a random cartoon show made for children from 13 years ago becomes a bannable offence for some fucking reason, the domain name changes twice and the site shuts down for a month
№213069
geggy
№213070
Modern sharty fuggen jersey