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Quote stop erping and shut it down


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<IF YOU DARE TAKE THAT VACCINE OF THIS POOR ALIVE NIGGER BABY WILL BE FUCKING DEAD
^But- but I need to reduce the spread!!!!
<5…
^NO NO PLEASE
<4…
^BUT THAT BABY IS PART OF A LARGELY DISCRIMINATED MINORITY GROUP!!
<3…
^THIS IS LITERALLY FACISM!!
<…1!
Baby is promptly shot
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fuck this got moved to /q/



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 â„–220237[Reply]

in two days i get unbanned from the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive after a week long ban. feels good vro


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KYS ULTRAKILL WON ULTRAKILL IS BETTER THAN YOUR SHIT soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive SHIT FLINGING WHITE-NIGGER WIMP LOSERS BLAMING EVERYONE ON A INDIE GAME IN ITS PRIME PERFORMANCE. HISTORY WILL REMEMBER ULTRAKILL HATERS AS BASELESS FAGGY CRITICS WHO DIDNT EMBRACE THE ART OF THE ROBOTIC CYBERGRIND, PIERCING OF HEAVEN AND EXPEDITON FOR BLOOD. YOU ZARTYCUCKS

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 â„–220211[Reply]

why isn't the shitty working for me on firefox?

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bu mp

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Among fans of fast-paced action games, *ULTRAKILL* is often described as "based." In internet slang, "based" refers to something that is unapologetically confident, authentic, and unconcerned with following trends or pleasing everyone. *ULTRAKILL* earns this reputation through its bold gameplay, unique artistic vision, and willingness to embrace chaos without sacrificing quality.

One of the strongest reasons *ULTRAKILL* is considered based is its commitment to player skill. Rather than relying on slow progression systems or random chance, the game rewards mastery. Players are encouraged to experiment with movement, weapon combinations, and advanced techniques such as coin shots, projectile boosting, and stylish combos. Every encounter becomes an opportunity to improve, making success feel earned rather than handed to the player.

The game's movement system is another major reason for its popularity. Sliding, dashing, wall-jumping, and maintaining momentum create an exhilarating experience that feels closer to a high-speed dance than a traditional shooter. Inspired by classic arena shooters while introducing modern mechanics, *ULTRAKILL* gives players an extraordinary level of freedom. Instead of forcing one correct solution, it encourages creativity and personal expression.

*ULTRAKILL* also stands out because it embraces its retro-inspired aesthetic. Rather than chasing photorealistic graphics, it uses low-polygon visuals that evoke the spirit of 1990s shooters while maintaining a distinct identity. This artistic choice is not a compromise but a deliberate style that complements the game's blistering speed and intense action.

Another reason the game is considered based is its memorable soundtrack. Heavy industrial, breakcore, and electronic influences amplify the intensity of every battle. The music is carefully synchronized with the gameplay, creating moments that feel exhilarating and unforgettable. Players often remember boss fights not only for their mechanics but also for the incredible energy provided by the soundtrack.
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it's fixed now



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Youve all seen that gayass variant being posted on the gallery or forced in your boorum threads. The general consensus is that its coal and that its gay bullshit. But what if i told you that every single person whos daring to defy the popular rstional opinion and shoving this atrocity down rhe throats of soyjak likers are secretly 4trans jannies working for hiromoot and rapeape and that they came up with smuglet as a plan to undermine soyjak culture after the 2025 soileet hack? Its true.
In june of 2025 a month after the hack 4chans moderation team felt humiliated and injusticed after the sharty took credit for one of its most memorable events in its modern history. After all who wouldve thought that closing a board as insignificant and useless as /qa/ wouldve backfired into such a horrible mess that gave them a week of downtime? If anything it demonstrated incompetence from the sites own developers and especially its owner who doesnt even remember he even purchased the site since he was drunk as shit. This sparked an outrage within 4chans moderation team towards the sharty but since elliot hulse and pewdiepie are both protecting the shartys gracious code with their sanctimonious anime powers there was no way they could take revenge directly and hack our website back. Thats when they got the idea. What if we exported the absolute worst of our culture onto theirs? Something worse than my little pony. Something worse than all of the ai generated anime porn you face on /b/ and /gif/. They got it. They would introduce the putrid culture of vtubing and blue archive onto the face of our beloved community. They spent months researching just how exactly they would do this until the day came where one of their fat fuck janitors created an absolute monstrosity of a variant. He took one of fhose smug vtuber images and made a version of it with soytan. Then he made one with cobblestone. And thats how it started.
They quickly caught on. A new project had begun and smuglet was merely an instrument. What you are witnessing right now with baitcord and all of these fucking faggots posting this variant around is nothing less than an elaborate plan to destroy the sharty and deform soyjak culture beyond recognition in order to finally kill our beloved community as revenge for what soileet did to their horribly outdated site. This is war and none of you even know it. Theyre destroying all of which you know and youre doing nothing about it. I hope this text spreads awarPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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The sharty has been dead for years retard



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 â„–220227[Reply]

Was this a real janny message?
>Please DO NOT announce to the catalog when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that an image board full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.
>
>If it occurs, you will be tempbanned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of board staff. Thanks.

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>>220227 (OP)
It's a 'cord meme with some words changed



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 â„–220226[Reply]

Don't shut it down keep the site up forever
>inb4 this gets sent to q


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I never understood why trannies act as if being a troon is a good thing. I guess it's just one part of the broader cognitive dissonance of being a tranny. Like I've been on e for nearly three years now, and I genuinely wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Even though I've put a lot of effort into it and pass to most people, just dealing with that baggage sucks. Having seen how some of these people act irl, and them trying to justify it?
>plebbit space
The way so many trannies talk about it as if it's a gift, or something positive for all parties involved, it's like a bpd bitch justifying xher cutting xhemself. JSID at this point

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Postmodernism, liberalism, socialism

Blame it all on these



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In loving memory of Nathan
You could tell this was him because of the IP on his ban.

Who follows da rules like told
Uses Gemmy ‘Jaks of old
Never spams on any post even when PPH is low,
He would dox with no pretense
No NAS on weekends
Each morning, get up and post a pledge of allegiance
He never went on splinters in fear of getting banned.
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Brooo you've been shilling this for months now

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This is only half of the song nusoi

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Nate's inferno or something

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is my voice affirming?

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>>220196
omg… xer voice…

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>>220196
nigger what the fuck is that mic



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In loving memory of Nathan
You could tell this was him because of the IP on his ban.

Who follows da rules like told
Uses Gemmy ‘Jaks of old
Never spams on any post even when PPH is low,
He would dox with no pretense
No NAS on weekends
Each morning, get up and post a pledge of allegiance
He never went on splinters in fear of getting banned.
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Oh

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This all happened to me btw



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Some fatass foid sent me videos of her playing with her shit and eating it on the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive

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>>220216 (OP)
geg i know right



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>the angry condiment
why would he be angry?
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the angry condiment

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the angry condiment

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the angry condiment

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the angry condiment

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the angry condiment



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>admin 6

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cloudflare has been doing this for months now
just wait



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delete /pol/


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