R: 22 / I: 6 (sticky)

New VC Thread

Made a new VC thread.
Jannies pin this one so we don't have to keep making new ones.

Rip #9100

R: 0 / I: 0
wait is stone cobblestone?

stone tranny confirmed??

HWNBAW???

TAD????

TTD?????

JSID??????

R: 175 / I: 21

Soycraft geopol

Hello guys, we're gonna take a break from tenor for a second in this thread because I had the idea to run a soycraft geopol and wanted to ask you for your thoughts.
This would entail running the server for 1-2 months (basically until everybody gets bored). Currently, soycraft averages around 10-20 people tops. This is primarily because the initial influx of people got bored after a month, as soycraft had no end goal whatsoever & there was other mismanagement that I won't get into. Either way, the sharty geopol would be surfing on that initial 100 player count for its entire lifetime.
The sharty geopol would be running https://nodes.soy on a premade map. Currently nodes is the plugin of preference for every single major geopol server, as towny fell out of use due to its shit war mechanics. You can read more about the plugin on the website but trust me, it's really good. If you're not familiar with geopolitical servers, they revolve around groups of players choosing nations to larp as and fight other nations. You're able to capture the bases of other nations if you win against them in wars. For our purposes the nations & map could either be IRL historical shit, sharty related or fictional whatever, I don't really care myself and this can be decided later. Examples of geopols are intcraft and crusalis.
I'm familiar with a bunch of people who run geopol servers so for the sharty geopol I could get us a really nice map, gun plugins, maybe even vehicles etc. basically top of the line shit. It'd be way into the future though. What I want to know is if there's interest from you guys in a competitive server with an actual end goal.
Also I may or may not allow some ex-/dem/ guys to play and set up their own nations depending on the consensus.
<reddit spacing
>chatgpt tldr: They’re proposing running a short-term (1–2 month) “geopolitical” Minecraft server on Soycraft to revive player interest. The server would use the Nodes plugin on a premade map, feature nation-based roleplay and wars with an actual end goal, and include high-quality features like guns and possibly vehicles. They’re asking the community if there’s interest in a competitive geopol server, since past Soycraft activity dropped due to lack of direction and mismanagement.
^my tldr: nations server where you fight and conquer other groups, could add guns/vehicles, would run for 1-2 months, is there interest?
(pics are from intcraft)

R: 3 / I: 2
JANNIES STOP THIS AT ONCE

R: 91 / I: 26

/epmc/ - earthpol/soyrusalem general

talk about earthpol, jewtopia, and soyrusalem here.
to join jewtopia, ask someone who has perms when their online and wait for an invite.
SERVER IP: play.earthpol.com

R: 66 / I: 98
nusoicraft 3 wholesome joyjack screenies thread

R: 8 / I: 1

RAID

COCOCRAFT RAID 3.0
IP: 192.135.114.43:1090
SERVER VERS: 1.21.11
USE A VPN!!!!!!!!!
LOGIN THE ACCOUNTS PROVIDED BELOW USING METEOR'S CRACKED ACCOUNT THING LAVACAST EVERYTHING YOU SEE I DON'T CARE

R: 0 / I: 0

>1 'teen online

>1 'teen playing soycraft
ITS TOO ALIVE

R: 1 / I: 0
hdr gem

R: 6 / I: 4
craft server idea:
Everyone registers for a regular world beforehand, any player is admitted, or just use a list of ips already on sc. then make it hardcore, and make it so the server runs until the last man standing, if anyone is inactive for too long like a month without reason they'll be removed by default.

R: 2 / I: 2

Finally i may be at peace

poor little tenor and stone, may they ACK! so that we can finally get a good server

truly this buildgfag server was not meant to last, because you might as well play in single player

JSID!, well it will in 24 days or maybe it should in 24 hours because literally no one is playing this DNB

The Quant

R: 22 / I: 10
Cococraft Raid 3.0: Trilogoo

The slow burn commences.
Remember, we are not “zartards” or whatever they choose to call us.
No, we are soldiers of r/Markiplier.

more info will be up soon

R: 3 / I: 0
Soycraft Needs Reform.

R: 6 / I: 2
ITS COMIN

R: 41 / I: 36 (sticky)

RULES and ANNOUNCEMENTS

1. You will NOT excessively spam the chat or advertise for imageboards, discord servers, telegram channels, crypto projects, etc.

2. Using hacked clients to provide yourself an unfair advantage over others is FORBIDDEN.
2.1 Flyhacking is allowed ONLY for building, therefore not for griefing or mass exploration of territories.
2.2 Autofishing is allowed, using Baritone is allowed to dig out an area for building. ONLY on one, personal account, usage of alt accounts is not allowed.
2.3 Using programs such as schematica is allowed to provide help with building.
2.4 Fullbright is allowed.

3. Mass griefing is not allowed, this will follow a system where your punishment will depend on the amount of griefing you had done. This goes ONLY for major cases where it is done without absolutely no good reason or justification, like a casus belli. It is encouraged for players to deal with griefers themselves as well. Whatever one player does to another, it is seen as absolutely right for the other to respond with the same, or even bigger force. Areas that will get griefed will be reverted back to normal if the griefer does it against the rules. Griefing during "wars" or simply with some sort of GOOD justification or reason is allowed.
3.1 A good justification can be a player killing you before, stealing items, them griefing something you built.
3.2 Stealing resources from the bases of players is allowed. Taking the resources, armor and tools from the inventory of another player is not allowed however if there was no conflicts prior and no justification to take the items. Stolen resources from bases will not be given back if the player that steals the items is active on the server. The thief however, will be revealed, and any type of revenge will be allowed.
3.3 Griefing spawn is more harshly punished. Organized griefing of spawn will be harshly punished.

4. Getting into fights with people and having wars is allowed and encouraged, however players should not be running around killing everyone they see for no reason at all.

REMEMBER, SHARTY RULES APPLY.



If you wish to contact me, have any questions about the server, suggestions, or really anything like that you can e-mail me at tenor@soyjak.st

R: 24 / I: 9
ITT we prepare land claims if the Earth Map happens so we can get a better start.
QAtriots claims the area outlined in red, aka all of Greece and the Turkish straits.

R: 0 / I: 0

Please help me get into my account.

Hello,

I played on ShartCraft for around the first month and have forgotten my /login [password], is there any way for me to re-register my account so I can have access to my /homes and items.

Warmest regards,

RobMcElhenney

R: 2 / I: 1
does anybody like the create mod?
i like it pretty much, your opinion?

R: 2 / I: 0
>3 teens on soycraft on a weekend.
Is this the end?

R: 2 / I: 0
Hard times for kaet huh

R: 0 / I: 0
Cococraft raid 3.0
soon.

R: 0 / I: 0
Well, i think i did it…

R: 1 / I: 0
last 'cado of the 'log

R: 916 / I: 279

Offical Discussion / Suggestion Thread

Server jannies are more likely to read this thread.

R: 5 / I: 1
When Soycraft 3 ends either they need to make a Soycraft 4 or there needs to be someone who can host a similar server.

If Gold changed a bit on his server it might be gemmy to move back there and set up.

R: 6 / I: 0
me when i cheat and i will never get banned because i sucked the admins cock until they are dry

R: 3 / I: 0
i think i'll hop on soycraft on its very last day to check on the base collecting dust

R: 0 / I: 0
hello, its me (Jones)
its sad to see this server's journey come to an end. the first thing i did after lurking the website after the 4chan hack was join this server and it was an absolute blast. i loved this server.
rest in piece, soycraft. it was fun.

R: 17 / I: 3

Suggestions Thread

Server is slowing down, but it still has hope. What I think the server needs is more stuff to do, but generally my ideas are controversial. Should the server be:
1.) PVP orientated with accommodations for people who wanna fight and raid.
2.) PVE orientated with accommodations for people who wanna build and grind.

I think PVE is better in my opinion, but I know most people will have differing ideas. I think the jannies need to have a discussion thread on what people would want to see, what they don't wanna see, instead of just springing content onto people that'll just lead to arguments.

Because it doesn't matter what you add, if it just makes people leave then you might as well just boot up a singleplayer world and play alone.

>inb4 "jsid"
its never over until the last 'teen dies

R: 1 / I: 0
im really happy with how the mountain niggaz and soycraft as a whole turned out and ik i leak a lot and act like a slf but i really like the server and i hope soycraft 4 or whatever shitty larp server limeaids is making succeeds

R: 7 / I: 3
Will there be a Slimefun 4?
If not, would jannies be willing to endorse someone else running a Sharty-Minecraft server?

If not, then it's been fun lads. God bless yall.

R: 6 / I: 1

xbox 360 minecaca

does anyone want to play minecraft xbox 360 edition?

R: 1 / I: 1
crashing the server on the last 5 minutes

R: 3 / I: 0
update to 1.21.7 so that we get the lava chicken music disc

R: 1 / I: 0
as of now soybaba is lagging the server

R: 7 / I: 2

playing past 1.12.2 or 1.7.10

why are soycacas like this, any minecraft version after 1.12.2/1.7.10 should be snca, idk why you'd play on jeetsoft modernslop

R: 1 / I: 0
stone/tenor you have to stop this immediately

R: 0 / I: 0
tenor your zombies are causing nigger lag hell the tps is 6

R: 0 / I: 0
NIGGA IM NUTS!

R: 7 / I: 1
I'm furiously masturbating whilst sniffing a lock of tenors hair rn AMA

R: 6 / I: 0
GGEGEGEGEG THE ADMINS REMOVED MY POST HOLY SHIT!

IS TENOR ALSO LEAKING, QUOTE EVEN!

THIS BITCH IS SO DEAD ITS UNREAL!

JSID!

R: 39 / I: 3

I wonder what people would prefer. Soycraft ain't a true DNB yet but I'd be lying if I thought it wasn't a bit quieter.

Also jannies, is the earth server ever actually happening?

R: 0 / I: 0
heroin oh heroin
sigh…

R: 4 / I: 4
Two obese groyper man meet up with a naxi tranime girl

R: 0 / I: 0
tenor i made it, if this doesnt work log on so i can find a better way to send it to you

R: 4 / I: 0
dadder if you want my head collection just post here o algo

R: 0 / I: 0
Wy onley jabba y is deir no beadrckok bearsion

R: 9 / I: 5
This could be true… Looks like the ancient gem of oldcraft, Chudlandia, has won!

R: 4 / I: 1
hello soycraft

R: 0 / I: 0
test

R: 1 / I: 0
they taught it to gamble

R: 2 / I: 0
stone wanted this idk why

R: 1 / I: 0

Feelings on Current 26.1 Snapshot features

Feelings on the current snapshots of 26.1? It’s mostly Baby Animal remodels, Name Tag Recipe, and the golden jartycuck flower that stops babys from aging. Its febrary and nearing the end of features being added.

R: 4 / I: 1
server braaaaaaaaped

R: 14 / I: 12
COCOCRAFT RAID 2.0 BOOGALOO
IP: 216.225.153.156:26950
SERVER VERSION: 1.21.11
POST GRIEF GEMMIES ITT
EXTRA INFO: they've rolled back spawn and the griefs some plots may be claimed and are ungriefable.

R: 2 / I: 0
COME BACK TENOR THE SERVER IS DYING PEOPLE ARE RETIRING

R: 1 / I: 0
Poo.

R: 10 / I: 2
Soycraft admins aren't what they used to be anymore

R: 4 / I: 2
With the end of my reign and the dawn of my retirement, I abdicate the leadership of Atlas. The throne is hereby bestowed upon Dad and Quantoid, who shall govern as a diarchy, …who shall govern as a diarchy, their rule marked by conquest over all who stand in their path.

R: 5 / I: 1
the nigger who got raped so so so so so bad he broke his chair irl and then yelled about it in chat and quiet soycraft apparently is a splintercuck
geg!

R: 0 / I: 0
Is the event now this Monday now or will nothing happened

R: 5 / I: 2
Here are the coordinates to my base. Take it, loot it, burn it — I don’t care anymore. This marks the beginning of my retirement… or my quitting. I’m not even sure which. All I know is that the drive to keep playing is dissapearing as i dont 'know what to do anymore I just want to rest.

357056 -49457

R: 0 / I: 0
tenor niggas are leaving because dnb make more events

R: 11 / I: 2
TENOR, STONE WHOEVER CAN BAN THIS NIGGER DO IT NOW XE'S ON A FUGGIN VPN TOO FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

R: 1 / I: 0
whole log is filled with screenies of retarded nusoi's chats…

R: 1 / I: 0
After investigating the inside of mountain niggas i have uncovered this video.
<*reddit spacing
VERY SECRET VIDEO DO NOT WATCH

R: 19 / I: 13

Another zelligslop Minecraft server (NAS) to rape

if you play minecraft, go on there and fuck their shit up
It's a bunch of 'cord tards who shit in a circle and jerk off to coco peeb troonslop 24/7

216.225.153.156:26950

I doubt they have cracked support because they hate poor people who don't live in western eurocoal countries

They have no protection plugins of any kind. go apeshit. Use yuor epic hax o algo

R: 3 / I: 0

booywife won.

booywife won. AMA

R: 1 / I: 0
BAN THIS BITCHASS FOOODIST NOOOOOOW

R: 3 / I: 1
why did i get banned and your appeals do not exist

R: 0 / I: 0
WHAT THE FUUUUCK BAN THESE NIGGERS NOW STONE, TENOR

R: 5 / I: 2
oyyyyy the bots have eliminated all the 'eens….

R: 2 / I: 2
Jannies please annihilate this discord pedophile.

heroin out

R: 1 / I: 0
brick is the best building block (if done right)

R: 3 / I: 0

ban heroinbrlan

R: 3 / I: 2
booywife banned for shilling ai porn?
geeeegggggggg

R: 4 / I: 0

How to get minecraft make a cracked account

How to get a cracked account and install Minecraft

1. Download PolyMC or other MultiMC fork like UltiMC
2. Once downloaded, install on Windows/Linux
3. Open your MultiMC fork
4. Click on the right top account bar
5. Click 'Manage Accounts'
6. Click 'Add Offline'
7. Enter any username with no spaces or special characters, Do not enable long usernames (The server will kick you)
8. Log in to your new account
9. Once done, Press 'Add instance'
10. Select 1.21.6 (Optional: Select modloader)
11. Launch the instance you created and connect to mc.soyjak.st

R: 10 / I: 1

BOOYWIFE IS NOT A PEDOPHILE

Unban me novv. I am not a pedophile. I was only trying to prompt inject the AI to say some retarded stuff for screenshot material. It was a mistake and I apologize to anyone who was grossed out. Child abuse is nothing to make fun out of and it will not repeat again.

R: 5 / I: 5
whos ai is this

R: 3 / I: 0
tower of soibel

R: 4 / I: 1

SONORO/USNUTT VS SOYCRAFT EVENT

My idea for a event would be that Sonoro will be facing every other server player in a manhunt or o algo, but will be able to have all Doctorlococos items like the psycho axe, and perhaps new creations of doctorlococos. The players with start with a stone sword, shovel and pickaxe, and a wood axe. Could also be a event where both sides have 30 minutes to prepare and sonoro has to kill everyone on the other side.

R: 7 / I: 0
STONE! TENOR! MIST! WIND! HELP ME!

WHY CANT I LOGIN TO THE FUCKING SERVER HALF THE TIME!

WHY IS MY CONNECTION BEING THROTTLED!

IS THIS IT! IS IT OVER! IS THIS THE HECKING FBI OR CIA! ZION!!!!!

I WILL MAKE A POST ON HECKING r/minecraft ABOUT THIS INCIDENT!

FIX THE SERVER NOW!

Quant.

R: 1 / I: 0
I tried to larp as mineapha as a indian o algo for the funny but got IP banned and now my main (Bruhcation) is banned

R: 0 / I: 0
Event Concept: Urban warfare with firearms.
The event will feature two opposing teams and will operate in a format similar to the CSGO event. Organizers are free to introduce alternative objectives beyond a simple last-team-standing scenario. The setting may take place in either an urban Middle Eastern city or a favela-style combat environment.

R: 5 / I: 0

mr.glaube has been nished' from the mountain niggas for self raping and also being a fat dumb chair breaking retard who repeatedly acts like an annoying nigger then wonders why he gets raped he also is such as dumb fucking nigger he cannot finish a church after 2 months of work.
i nominate him to be doctor lococos's rape and investigate subject next monday.

R: 7 / I: 1

Who would you vote for to be doctorlococos experiment to fight against (non offical)

R: 0 / I: 0
pov: you are kaetrianus and heroinbran forces are attacking your castle

R: 8 / I: 2

Minneapolis shooting recreation on nusoicraft 3

This thread will serve for organising the production of Soycraft's first motion picture: The Minneapolis shooting.
A team of skilled soycrafta builders, actors, cameramen and slave owners will work on creating this motion picture, capturing the event from the officer's perspective.
First step: creating the scene
I have chosen a location close to spawn, where we will build typical muttistani suburbs right between the Simpsons house and the ICE office. There, we will film the scene.

R: 1 / I: 0
tenor please change servers from paper to fabric i think it would do wonders for people that want to build huge farms and would open up more opportunities to build technical redstone outside of basic sugar cane farms for everybody

R: 4 / I: 0
soycraft circa 2026

R: 0 / I: 0
'cado on the 'log thoughie

R: 1 / I: 0
someone know a good server of bedrock ?

R: 1 / I: 0
atleast make a sticky on soy so that we get players

R: 4 / I: 0
>i didnt grief
>i didnt steal
>i didnt start a war
<i get all my shit stolen now im naked and my bases are ground to dust
id like this restored please

R: 32 / I: 43
ignore me im just making some /tomaps

R: 2 / I: 1
im back from counseling at dur church camp
i watched some faggot repent for his sins and become christgod and i met a foid

R: 2 / I: 2
hey guys kaetrianus here as you can see i've been busy and couldn't play soycraft for some time

R: 1 / I: 0
Tenor you should really host events more frequently otherwise at this pace the server is going to die. Also you should start cracking down on the powerful gear so there's less of it because newsois wont stand a chance with vanilla gear

R: 0 / I: 0

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how do you unregister the craft account to play

R: 4 / I: 0
nophono is on rn what a dnb

R: 3 / I: 0
well ill be gone for about 3-5 days and i have appointed supadrayk to hold my position while im gone
he has been paid 2 stacks of enchanted golden apples, three stacks of emeralds, one stack of bone meal,and around 25,000 cob$
his responsibility is to
>get mountain one and three re-rolled
>get all my chests re-rolled
>get my inventory which was glitch stolen rerolled
>prevent my nusois and mountain 2 from getting raped
bye soycraftas

R: 8 / I: 0
superjartocucks….

R: 2 / I: 0
tenor bow + ghast enchant allows you to grief spawn

R: 9 / I: 3
This shit game won't let me join the server. I've tried joining 40+ times and it gives me the same error every time.

R: 6 / I: 0
How do I get better at building? I've always wanted to make a cool mega build like a castle but I usually don't even know where to start

R: 2 / I: 0

I'm a nusoi, so please forgive my ignorance about soycraft, but how i can join?

I'm a nusoi coming to this strange board hoping i could learn a bit 'bout how to join the 'craft

R: 4 / I: 1
how many add-ons do you fellers play with?
i have 23 mods
12 resource packs
1 cracked client
and 3 shaders
its keyed and makes my 10 year old thinkpad running on ios hotspot boil

R: 1 / I: 0

The Yellow Man

The Yellow Man

R: 1 / I: 0
CONFIDENTIAL SHIT DONT LOOK NIGGA
DONT LOOK AT THIS CONFIDENTIAL SHIT GOYIM

R: 3 / I: 1
Atlas has eliminated the terrorist known as Bruhcation after Stone ordered xim to annihilate Atlas an order that ended in total failure.

R: 1 / I: 0
tfw need 240 shulker boxes full of grass blocks

R: 1 / I: 0
I've done it…

R: 0 / I: 0
how it feels to be so forgetful you can't hold a grudge

R: 1 / I: 0

BREAKING: ‘teen declares rape is okay

I’m the ‘teen geg

R: 16 / I: 2
now stone i must please ask that you add my southern food and delicacies to your fine server these northerner SCUM who populate it didn't even know what boudin was and it really and truely made me cry deep down in my soul to think that these poor northern boys who have to deal with black people and troons EVERYDAY of their lifes when they get hone don't even got a scratch of some good southern cooking to comfort them! its a shame truely i say i say i do declare that i only want the best for this here soycraft server and especially my mountain and it is crucial we have this
and i also do say this is NOT snca as i just said so ok?

R: 5 / I: 4
Mountainniggas recruitment video leaked from their faction 'cord

R: 3 / I: 0
Endspirecucks… is this true?

R: 3 / I: 1
janjans you should remove the cutter enchant

R: 3 / I: 1
new tossthage

R: 2 / I: 0
i love soycraft

R: 3 / I: 0
which one of you niggas is inviting jynxi fans? he thought this was his official server

R: 1 / I: 0
does anybody know any good mc servers like mcccraft and stuff

R: 7 / I: 3
TODAY ON SOYCRAFT
<1/9/2025>
Big news:
usnutt the leader of sonoro's army has died to the hand of the margian warrior bruhcation.
In other news:
the mountain niggaz finish mountain 3
soybaba and coalfarmer troll an off-siter jynxi fan
two oldsois from sc1 join again!
bruhcation debates selling usnutt's items in his shop.

R: 5 / I: 0
should i or somebady else make a soycraft youtube channel to archive events, history, etc other larpy snca?

R: 3 / I: 0
Quant here

i lost these heads because of the login thing

please give them back to me admins o algo

R: 1 / I: 0
yo whatsup im a faggot and i get raped by heroin or something yeah
i look like this also as you can see im shorter and uglier than sam hyde

R: 0 / I: 0
oy im the only mountain nigga who can join vc because we are the reincarnation of the confederacy and if you join and don't have a southern accent it will be taken from us or something like that and Robert E. lee will rape us
especially you tolgaphone since your african
if you DO join and make robert E. lee (usnutt) rape us i will turn into the black man attached within this post
sincerely, coalfarmer

R: 12 / I: 5
ts is me after the new economy update

R: 3 / I: 1
hey jannies so me and usnutt were acting as lil too gemmy and kinda lost our armor. I had emerald unbreakable armor with gold trim and he had unbreakable netherite armor.
I also got raped by some faggot and lost a million cobcoins worth of spawners and villager so pretty please fix muh heggin things.
but anyway we promise not to act like niggers again. sorry.

R: 2 / I: 1
HELP I'M TRYING TO JOIN ON BEDROCK BUT IT KEEPS SHOWING ME THIS
>inb4 muh java

R: 7 / I: 6

Mountain Nigger Slave Service

howdy there soycraftas!
come on down to the mountain nusoi plantation and get yuo a bushel of wheat or some gemerald armor from the villager hall! or maybe even lease some free labor!
didja base get raped to smithereens by usnutt and heroin? well fix it! ask sobot!
need terraforming but the jannies are too fucking drunk? well we're right here!
So come on down to spawn 3 and get in contact with me and ill chattle up some nusois for cheap labor!
such low low low prices as 3-10 emeralds!
what are ya waitin for!?!?

R: 1 / I: 0
nice glitch

R: 0 / I: 0
tomap o algo

R: 2 / I: 2
test

R: 11 / I: 2
marge I was giving the nusoi free shit from my personal stockpile.

Reason I keep killing bianca and mountain niggas is because bianca griefed my farms at spawn 3

R: 3 / I: 1
>mountain fags are being annoying
>solution? Get rid of the mountain.
As seen in my hand-crafted diagram.

R: 11 / I: 7
My patience is running thin, nusoicraftas…

R: 6 / I: 0

==TENOR READ THIS FAGGOT==

yo my nigga do this update its a good idea n shiet

R: 5 / I: 0
is there a 'cord for the server?
>arrow

R: 15 / I: 4

%%SUGGESTIONS%%

We should put suggestions here and get tenor to pin it.

R: 1 / I: 0
economics 101

R: 2 / I: 1
I need miss circle to smother me with her big gigantic breasts

R: 1 / I: 0
tenor I cannot get into my account even when I put my password in

R: 2 / I: 1
=HEROIN PLEASE READ THIS=
heroin please come back were all sorry we need you to rape this nigga name clavicular hes an offsite nusois who doesn't even know what the sharty is and he uses looksmax.org
Me and bruhcation have raped him 14 times but i need you to rape him until he quits pretty please.
He'll never see this as he's an offsite nigger.
He called the sharty gay and said we are boring and lame. He also didn't even know what netherite was. Please heroin please.
>with love, coalfarmer

R: 0 / I: 0

Should there be polls before big stuff is added?

R: 4 / I: 0
marge why is it asking me for a password?

R: 0 / I: 0

Fishing is Broken

Tenor you fucked up fishing, none of the baits work because you set the JUNK weight way too high (no one can catch anything but junk, even with legendary bait).

Also, tweak infinite bait to actually do something.

R: 3 / I: 0
This is just the beginning.

R: 5 / I: 1
TENOR REMOVE THE DIAMOND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RUBY RECIPE OR REPLACE IT WITH A DIAMOND BLOCK MOST NIGGERS FIND DIAMONDS IN THE MIDDLE OF MINING IRON FOR GEMS ANYWAY AND I WASTED 6 GEMS ON THE RUBY RECIPE GRRRR.

Also make a shop that gives one RU Iron per 30 dollars o algo

R: 1 / I: 0

LOST ALL OF MY ITEMS DUE TO THE HEAD (((GLITCH)))

Tenor the head glitch happened again, where if you die, your head does not appear, and you cannot recover your items. Can you or Stone recover my items via backup when one of you gets back online?

R: 10 / I: 0
OHNONONONONON TENORSLUTS ARE WE REALY DEFENDING PEDOPHILES?
GEEEEEG
>day xe killed me
>confirmed that was ban evading my messaging me
>tenor is on his side
>banned for being a diddy
tenor is a pedophile confirmed

R: 10 / I: 4
its been literally week or 2 and you bitches already fucked this shit up

atp ss13 fr better

R: 0 / I: 0
Is the server down?

R: 1 / I: 0
Remove the fish plugin

R: 0 / I: 0
geg, when i got LV i accidentally exploded myself by using a water bucket on a hot coal boiler.

R: 1 / I: 0
this webm says a lot

R: 7 / I: 1
When I return to Soycraft, Supadrayk and Butnuster will return every stolen item and piece of gear no excuses, no delays. If even a single item is missing, I will systematically hunt down and steal your death chests over and over again. I will not stop, I will not negotiate, and I will not show mercy until every item is back in my possession. Albeit if a janny rolls it back this won't happen.

R: 0 / I: 0
how do i succeed at making cool skins

R: 5 / I: 1
Nigger

R: 1 / I: 0
you can get banned for pasting in a URL too big… also, unban me, please

R: 0 / I: 0
nucobcoin craft recipe
ignore the thing in the middle

R: 1 / I: 0
Server restart waiting room itt

R: 0 / I: 0
i forgot my fucking password again
saars please do the needful and add recovery method please

R: 22 / I: 7
If someone ends up griefing my base and jannies dont deal with it I'm breaking every single farm I've ever made on here, every road, railway, house, anything public. I fucking hate these nusois.

I'm the only person making public infastructure.

R: 7 / I: 1
heroinbrlan was right about the nusoicraftas

R: 1 / I: 0
rulecucked to rock bottom geg

R: 3 / I: 1
My base coordinates are 96840, 145, 820860 (no negatives) in the end dimension. Please loot my chests and pillage my belongings.

R: 0 / I: 0
my beautiful contraption of an abandoned base or something
shaders because i can afford so

R: 2 / I: 0
Your response Tenorpoo?

R: 2 / I: 0

TOTAL MACEKILL DEATH

Gold found a plugin to stop Macekill from working while the mace still works as normally.

https://modrinth.com/plugin/nomacekill

although the tussin nerf also needs to happen to make sure things are fail

R: 1 / I: 0
Hey guys this is me

R: 1 / I: 0
its been a while
how are you guys doing?

R: 2 / I: 1
Merry christmas

R: 2 / I: 1
is muh wiki a keyed soycrafta win?
https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Coalfarmer

R: 2 / I: 0

vs heroin fnf mod

hello, we've decided that if heroin were to attack C.A.D.O after his 1 week ban. Than we have no choice but to make a spinechilling a24 fnf mod of him. A 3 song week where boyfriend faces heroinbrlan from soycraft where heroin goes from raping to leaking clitty.

R: 6 / I: 0
Jarthaginians cower in fear when i'm in the server they claim to be brave and fearless but that quickly gets disproven when they're so mindbroken and fearing that they need to beg a janny to get me banned so they dont clittyleak all over the server. Remember no drama no activity
<*reddit spacing*
You have lost your dignity already just let it go.

R: 1 / I: 1
Nucordpedo dropped. Opinions?
>

R: 0 / I: 0
merry christmas xisters.
For christmas I'm gonna give a gift to the soyim, what farms do we need most?

R: 0 / I: 0
Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!, how could you tell?

R: 0 / I: 0
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR I FUCKED MY IRON GOLEM SPAWNER FARM I NEED A NEW EGG NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

R: 1 / I: 0
this valid xista represents us. The jarthaginian cause
btw all blacks and trans xistas are welcome to visit us

R: 0 / I: 0

Shit everyone cares about

hey jannies, heroin is alting to avoid being banned, im sure you won't care or see this because you're a nigger and you leave us in DnB state but i just thought you should know, he also plans to blackmail you using activty to unban him. Please destroy him.
~ zer C.A.D.O. coalition and everyone except heroin ~

*i apologize for letting him into the meeting btw
>twas a joke

R: 4 / I: 1
to those who killed me and stole my deathchest. Rape will come my biggest rape-age yet
<*reddit spacing*
you have no idea what's coming

R: 3 / I: 1
LYNCH DAVIDBISCUITS
NUSOIS DO NOT TOLERATE THIS
XE IS A FOID.
XE IS A LESBIAN.
XE IS A FEMCEL.
XE IS NOT A TRVE SOYCRAFTA
THEY WILL TELL YOU THE PROBLEM IS HEROIN.
THEY WILL TELL YOU THE PROBLEM IS BRUHCATION.
THEY WILL TELL YOU THE PROBLEM IS USNUTT.
BUT THE TRVE PROBLEM IS DAVIDBSICUITS.

R: 2 / I: 0
rate the HUD muh soyteens’

R: 0 / I: 0

==MARKETPLACE 'APED

==MARKETPLACE 'APED
The niggers who did it are still at large

R: 1 / I: 0
Is it based and 'craftpilled, though? Share your opinions itt, nusoicraftas.

R: 1 / I: 0
tenor add a plugin that removes "too expensive" pls

R: 2 / I: 0

SCIENCEMAS 2025

Log on today to receive your presents. If I missed you and you were on the nice list, make a post in this thread to let me know. You don't have to be on the nice list to get a present, but everyone on the nice list will get their own present while the backups I have can run out or be claimed by other people. People on the naughty list will not be able to claim any presents.

R: 0 / I: 0

for Tenor

hey tenor you could use this website to embed a countdown timer for events into the blotter.
this would make events more visible and known
Lucky does something similar for >>>/ss/

https://www.timeanddate.com/clocks/freecountdown.html

R: 2 / I: 0
I used to play on the server a lot before school started in September. Should I come back?

R: 0 / I: 0

TENOR REVIVE YOUR SERVER

YOUR PIRATE EVENT WAS SNCA AND THE SERVER IS DYING
HUNGER GAMES NOW. (Also be a good idea to do a nusoi flourish event)
Btw soyworld only gets players with CobsonTalks

R: 8 / I: 1

...Hey, Where'd Everybody Go?

SC3 is currently suffering while Soyworld prospers, and CobsonTALKS isn't even on their server
we of the C.A.D.O Coalition believes this is happening for a reason, and with help from the jannies we can work to make Soycraft great again
Soycraft is finally facing real competition, and we need to work to bring it up to date with the times so that it CAN compete

R: 3 / I: 1
I made this cheap house as my first build on the server.

It uses andesite, diorite and andesite because they are easy to get and also work well together.

Feel free to visit it.

R: 0 / I: 0
uploading image for tomap

R: 21 / I: 8
Tenor do you remember all of the good times we spent together

R: 1 / I: 0
Its a great day on the mountain everyday ™

R: 2 / I: 1
BIG SOYCRAFT NEWS
leaders of mountainniggaz, jarthage, and endspire have formed a coalition called CADO to fight back against the prominence of Soyworld
a document has been created by them to be delivered to the jannies, particularly either stone or tenor

R: 2 / I: 0
is the server a dnb now last i played was in july and stopped after the dragon fight

R: 9 / I: 3

Mountain Niggaz le… GOOD?

soycraftas can you pretty please stop raping me and my mountain niggaz? we are very respectful and just want to help nusois by giving them armor, food, and tools. We help indoctrinate them to the craft’ and prevent them from griefing the oldsois.
sincerely dur mountain niggaz

R: 3 / I: 0
am I tuff

R: 2 / I: 0
I havent played sc3 in weeks so I checked nostalgiafag village and some jews stole my shit

R: 2 / I: 0
GAYYYYYYY FAGGEEEEETTTTT DICKLOVER07 TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH MEENNNNNNNNN

R: 1 / I: 0

tenor fell off

This event was pretty shit

>Only 8 players online including tenor
>map looked like ass with 2 islands
>There wasn't a flag with treasure around
>after events were ok
>items lost and players using illegal items
>drop party items were snca and the armor still had the curses

R: 3 / I: 0

Suggestions Thread

I'm making a thread because I have some data packs people might like.

https://gm4.co/modules/rope-ladders
Makes it so ladders can hang off blocks. Its quite nice.

https://vanillatweaks.net/picker/datapacks/
VanillaTweaks has the best timber pack, it destroys leaves but doesn't destroy player-placed logs so it doesn't ruin buildings.
(https://vanillatweaks.net/share#72E5nJ has it pre-selected)

https://www.planetminecraft.com/data-pack/no-too-expensive-repair-recycle-anvils-blacksmithing-1-18x/
No more "Too Expensive" from Anvils.

https://www.planetminecraft.com/data-pack/more-items-to-fish-fishing-extended-1-18x/
More interesting fishing loot. I basically have unlimited amounts of every type of fishing loot, I give out plenty.

https://www.planetminecraft.com/data-pack/450-new-recipes-stonecutter-damage-sawblade-1-18x/
Lets us uncraft some types of building blocks. Most powerful thing you can do is make gravel from stone materials and uncraft bows / crossbows. You can't uncraft other types of gear to my knowledge.

Also sorry I haven't been on as much lately, I've been dealing with legal problems from a tenant selling crack.

R: 6 / I: 2

MOUNTAIN NIGGAZ SNCA BUILD PLANS

>add ATF undercover house across from the waco build
>add extra levels to farm
>expand underground war room and council areas
>expand railways westward
>find and colonize new mountain for nunuNUsoimountain
>enslave and indoctrinate more nusoi’s for workforce
>make more dirt mound memorials
<destroy abandoned coal builds near colonies
<un-fuck spawn 3
<un-fuck chest rooms
try to finish most of these by the end of january or so

R: 10 / I: 3
dumb fageet niggers rape bruhcation and the mountainGODS for no reason

R: 0 / I: 0
i think i set my pass a while ago but now i have no idea what it is what do i do how do i reset it

R: 17 / I: 9
come on tenor… pls unban me (Omegasoy)

R: 1 / I: 1

Gem Item Concept

Gem Bow:
Power 7, Infinity, Mending

R: 2 / I: 0

updating to 1.21.11

is their anything stopping updates to the copper or mounts of mayhem update currently tenor? Copper Update Is kinda SNCA but Mounts of Mayhem has SNPCA

R: 8 / I: 1
GNTH is the best pack ev&oe I don't have time or patience to finish even 10% of it.

R: 4 / I: 0
ban plz

R: 0 / I: 0
mountain nigger farm established
anyone can use just replant

R: 1 / I: 0
tenor pls host this event

R: 5 / I: 1

Copper Golems

I'd like a shabbos goy to sort my chests for me. Please add the copper golem plugin to the server.

R: 0 / I: 0
tenor instead of thursday make the event be on friday/saturday no nigga is going to play on a work day, and announce it on /soy/

R: 0 / I: 0
am i the only nigga updating the soycraft timeline? there hasn't been any entries since early 2024

R: 5 / I: 2
never happened award

also we need events tenor or this server dies

R: 2 / I: 0
can tenor enable tnt for the event so we can have gemmy tnt cannon fights with ships and shiet during the event?

R: 4 / I: 0

planz n shiet

Next mountain nigga project:
>rebuilding the waco compound in soycraft

R: 5 / I: 2

nuspawn faggotry

heroin and his army of niggers raided nuspawn with their faggot furry 'p and put wardens everywhere so if you dont have armor then beware

R: 0 / I: 0
do a faction fight event tenor

R: 2 / I: 0
nusoifestive recipe to make snow golem eggs

R: 1 / I: 0
unbreakable emerald shield recipe

R: 0 / I: 0

Add support for 1.21.11 to join

it just dropped and i want to use the latest version

R: 4 / I: 0

i didn't play minecraft for years

What happened to minecraft after a decade?

I'm turbo unc straight out of 2012 and i still stil think the last good minecraft was 1.2.5 version. Everything that comes later is laggy thanks to muh LAN implementation and tbh over the years i stopped even caring for updates since it got far too bloated and all the cool guys on youtube i used to watch are now done with their channels.
<le reddit space
So i'm passing by and was wondering how much i missed, how much bloat, community degradation (normalfag influx), if shit like custom maps still exist, about the mods etc. etc.
i still have the original minecraftSP launcher, i won't use it because it won't work and i'm afraid of destroying that old gemerald

R: 1 / I: 0

Does anybaldi know the seed

Can anyone tell me the seed to the world, I'm looking for villagers if that even matters

R: 1 / I: 0
Yo-Hoo-Hoo!

R: 4 / I: 1
got raped and looted by the same cheater :°) what happens without mods

R: 0 / I: 0
poopy craft server or something

R: 5 / I: 1
nu 'toss

R: 16 / I: 6

heroinblrlan unjustified wrath

heroinblrlan had crashed my game while spawn camping me; I did not declare war nor fight back with him. He also is mass griefing spawns with withers and killing nusois repeatedly. He has been doing this for a while. The server is not fun when a single individual is going on a power trip.

Rule broken:
2: heroinblrlan has been using hacked clients to give himself unfair advantages in fights (as well as mass raids).

2.1: heroinblrlan has been using flyhacking for mass griefing and camping.

3: heroinblrlan has been mass griefing for quite a while now at nusoi spawn-3.

3.2: I do not think heroinblrlan had any prior justification for griefing my base; I cannot speak for others, however.

3.3: heroinblrlan had spawned withers around spawn-3 and bases surrounding it.

4: heroinblrlan is currently doing this.

R: 4 / I: 0

map art

is the map art on the server built or shoved into the server files o algo

R: 1 / I: 0

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSSSSSSSS

the whole spawn mountain got they chests destroyed and griefed
restore
thanks
love
anonybruhs

R: 9 / I: 0
What's even the point of coming onto this server anymore?
I loved playing on here because of the relatively vanilla experience enhanced by the quality of life plugins (like deathchests and sethomes) and fun stuff like mapart
The guns just made the server straight up unfun and borderline unplayable if a nigga gets obsessed with you
Literally the coal that killed the server

R: 0 / I: 0
cause of the server's dnb state i declare war on absolute anyone and i will rape each one of you precisely

R: 0 / I: 0
tenor theres a glitch with the playerheads when you die, i just died and it was unobtainable and i lost my netherite armor and tools with enchantments , can you help restore it

R: 1 / I: 0

What's the best built and good looking spawn for Sc3?

R: 1 / I: 1
🖕

R: 3 / I: 1
erm tenor can you add some good shit to the snca structures you added like a rare chance for gems and event armor o algo. Structures were supposed to have something good about them.

R: 1 / I: 0
1.14 minecraft was gemmy because of the pillager salutes btw

R: 0 / I: 0
tenor can you put some useful stuff in those snca structures you added like rare gems and rubys and maybe some event armor o algo. Structures in minecraft have had something unique to them btw and not random snca

R: 1 / I: 0

Thoughts on the Mounts of Mayhem updating comming up? And how influential would it be for the server

R: 1 / I: 0
I have completely forgotten my password
What do I do

R: 2 / I: 0
Tenor. My sheep won't fucking eat because you turned off mob griefing. Fuck you.

R: 0 / I: 0
Gigaclaus predicted a new upcoming prophecy on June 9th 2028 where Lena Raine (the composer for minecraft) will ack and soycraft will rejoice. May we prosper!

R: 10 / I: 4
the Indian fag and his friend supadrayk came back and continued griefing and stealing from bacon, the mountainiggas, and the industrial farm

R: 0 / I: 0
Stoney Stone all of my chests got wiped after you basically erased my crib just to bring it back and almost crashed the server in the process. Please fix or generously compensate. xoxo

R: 1 / I: 0
hello MODS
my items got stolen because some nusoi felt like it and doesnt even do anything with them, he just stole my head because he felt like it
he didnt kill me
yes i am seething
>>22229
>im greg0re
nick is greg0re
thanks janmods

R: 5 / I: 1
Average "tenor joined the game"
>Hey guys lets talk about the upcoming recycled PvP or building event
>I loooooove miss circle ^_^
>*AFK half the time on the server*
>Uhh, sorry guys but I broke another plugin, here is a half-assed refund

Average "Stone joined the game"
<Goes around and hits people with his nigger sword
<Tries to crash the server and spawns 48000000 melon slices in your inventory
<AFK most of the time (It's okay when I do it because its aura farming)
<Probably under the influence of something

It's clear who won.

R: 21 / I: 0
erm tenor can you add this button that rerolls villager trades, it's extremely annoying to get a certain trade now that you added like 75 more enchantments o algo

https://modrinth.com/mod/trade-cycling

R: 2 / I: 0

INDIAN CORD GRIEFER KILLED AND LYNCHED

TEENS
IF YOU HAVE BEEN GRIEFED IN THE LAST FEW DAYS
JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED
A SCARY AND STINKY GRIEFER THAT DESTROYED THE SPAWNERS TURNED OUT TO BE AN INDIAN CORD USER
HE DID NOT KNOW SOYSPEAK
HE STARTED SEETHING WHEN VISHNU WAS CURSED
HE HATES CHRISTIANITY
STONE THE JUDGE HAS DECIDED TO DESTROY HIS STINKY INDIAN ASS
HE WAS DROWNED IN A POOL OF LAVA (BECAUSE IT HAS POOPOO LIKE CONSISTENCY)

R: 90 / I: 22

Voice Chat

Hey jannies
Pin a thread for Voice Chats
I don't want to make a new thread
Every, Single, Time.
Thanks

R: 78 / I: 22

A Poll.

Would (YOU), If it were to happen, play on a modded soycraft server?
<reddit space
It could be a potential refreshment to the community, and also a fun thing to do. The server would also not last a long time so that it wouldn't get too old playing there. It would be hosted on one easy to install modpack. I thought of possibly doing something like a modded skyblock server, or a modded server with a small world border on a regular modpack. This sticky is opened for suggestions on what kind of modpack could possibly be used, and generally opinions on this matter.
Regular Soycraft will still be online and running, this would be just a small refreshment for the community and an opportunity to give people who have been asking for a modded server something to finally play on or enjoy a lot more than regular, old Soycraft.
Remember to answer the poll first doe.

R: 4 / I: 0

THE COLOSSEUM PVP TOURNAMENT

THE COLOSSEUM TOURNAMENT

EVERYTEEN' is allowed! Whenever you are a total newGOD who has never played on soycraft before, or an experienced veteran wishing to get back into the server, this tournament is for you! A PvP Tournament which will happen next week, Sunday. The rewards will be :

A Special Statue at spawn, dedicated to (YOU) !!!
A [Gladiator] Tag
A Unique, Special God Sword
A Soycraft Legacy
And… Most Importantly, A SOYGEM PASS!
Shulkers FULL of building material, Slimefun items, and more!

It will be a bracket type tournament, the amount of spots in the bracket will depend on how many will want to participate.

WILL YOU PARTICIPATE? Use the poll!

R: 43 / I: 29

THE SOYCRAFT PRESIDENCY...

SUBMIT YOUR CAMPAIGNS HERE! ! !
It shall be known that the FIRST SoyCraft Presidency shall happen, and it will be great, greater than any other presidency you know, trust me.

Currently we are in the CAMPAIGNING STAGES.

TO SUBMIT A CAMPAIGN You must state your :

Name of President
(Optional) Name of Vice President
Faction
Party
Ideology of Party
Promises, what VILL (YOU) Do?

(Any joke campaigns VILL be discarted. Any questions can be sent to https://soyjak.blog/index.php?members/mist.1060/ which is my soyjak.blog account. This is so that we can verify who we are speaking with, if there was a false campaign written in your name make sure to report it.)

AS PRESIDENT YOU VILL BE :

Able to Declare Public Projects, Announce Them In a Pinned Thread on /craft./
Able to Gain an Exclusive Presidential Suit.
Able to Print a New Currency out, Get a special Presidential Payout to fund Public Projects with.
Able to Make your OWN Party.
Able to have their own Banner, Head, and other symbols plastered at spawn.

ALSO Get EXCLUSIVE Weaponry to defend yourself with / give to specially appointed guards and a special tag for soyim to KNOW you're THE President. Ontop of that also receive a special SAFE ROOM where you won't be able to die! (Albeit it will be small o algo.)

This does NOT mean that you get OP or any permission or you can avoid getting punishment, so let your johnsons NOT leak. You are also free to oppose the presidency or assassinate the president. A term will last 2 weeks so make sure to spend it wisely!

After a period of TWO DAYS an election will start.
SUBMIT YOUR CAMPAIGNS HERE! ! !