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Game version: 1.21.6
Java IP: mc.soyjak.st

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which one of you niggas is inviting jynxi fans? he thought this was his official server
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/epmc/ - earthpol/soyrusalem general

talk about earthpol, jewtopia, and soyrusalem here.
to join jewtopia, ask someone who has perms when their online and wait for an invite.
SERVER IP: play.earthpol.com
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nusoicraft 3 wholesome joyjack screenies thread
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Soycraft geopol


Hello guys, we're gonna take a break from tenor for a second in this thread because I had the idea to run a soycraft geopol and wanted to ask you for your thoughts.
This would entail running the server for 1-2 months (basically until everybody gets bored). Currently, soycraft averages around 10-20 people tops. This is primarily because the initial influx of people got bored after a month, as soycraft had no end goal whatsoever & there was other mismanagement that I won't get into. Either way, the sharty geopol would be surfing on that initial 100 player count for its entire lifetime.
The sharty geopol would be running https://nodes.soy on a premade map. Currently nodes is the plugin of preference for every single major geopol server, as towny fell out of use due to its shit war mechanics. You can read more about the plugin on the website but trust me, it's really good. If you're not familiar with geopolitical servers, they revolve around groups of players choosing nations to larp as and fight other nations. You're able to capture the bases of other nations if you win against them in wars. For our purposes the nations & map could either be IRL historical shit, sharty related or fictional whatever, I don't really care myself and this can be decided later. Examples of geopols are intcraft and crusalis.
I'm familiar with a bunch of people who run geopol servers so for the sharty geopol I could get us a really nice map, gun plugins, maybe even vehicles etc. basically top of the line shit. It'd be way into the future though. What I want to know is if there's interest from you guys in a competitive server with an actual end goal.
Also I may or may not allow some ex-/dem/ guys to play and set up their own nations depending on the consensus.
<reddit spacing
>chatgpt tldr: They’re proposing running a short-term (1–2 month) “geopolitical” Minecraft server on Soycraft to revive player interest. The server would use the Nodes plugin on a premade map, feature nation-based roleplay and wars with an actual end goal, and include high-quality features like guns and possibly vehicles. They’re asking the community if there’s interest in a competitive geopol server, since past Soycraft activity dropped due to lack of direction and mismanagement.
^my tldr: nations server where you fight and conquer other groups, could add guns/vehicles, would run for 1-2 months, is there interest?
(pics are from intcraft)
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spam dis image to will stencil's twitter account pls

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should i or somebady else make a soycraft youtube channel to archive events, history, etc other larpy snca?
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Quant here

i lost these heads because of the login thing

please give them back to me admins o algo
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yo whatsup im a faggot and i get raped by heroin or something yeah
i look like this also as you can see im shorter and uglier than sam hyde
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New VC Thread

Made a new VC thread.
Jannies pin this one so we don't have to keep making new ones.

Rip #9100
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oy im the only mountain nigga who can join vc because we are the reincarnation of the confederacy and if you join and don't have a southern accent it will be taken from us or something like that and Robert E. lee will rape us
especially you tolgaphone since your african
if you DO join and make robert E. lee (usnutt) rape us i will turn into the black man attached within this post
sincerely, coalfarmer
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ts is me after the new economy update
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>The most obsessed troon that craft has ever seen
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hey jannies so me and usnutt were acting as lil too gemmy and kinda lost our armor. I had emerald unbreakable armor with gold trim and he had unbreakable netherite armor.
I also got raped by some faggot and lost a million cobcoins worth of spawners and villager so pretty please fix muh heggin things.
but anyway we promise not to act like niggers again. sorry.
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>economy update
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HELP I'M TRYING TO JOIN ON BEDROCK BUT IT KEEPS SHOWING ME THIS
>inb4 muh java
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Mountain Nigger Slave Service

howdy there soycraftas!
come on down to the mountain nusoi plantation and get yuo a bushel of wheat or some gemerald armor from the villager hall! or maybe even lease some free labor!
didja base get raped to smithereens by usnutt and heroin? well fix it! ask sobot!
need terraforming but the jannies are too fucking drunk? well we're right here!
So come on down to spawn 3 and get in contact with me and ill chattle up some nusois for cheap labor!
such low low low prices as 3-10 emeralds!
what are ya waitin for!?!?
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nice glitch
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tomap o algo
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test
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marge I was giving the nusoi free shit from my personal stockpile.

Reason I keep killing bianca and mountain niggas is because bianca griefed my farms at spawn 3
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>mountain fags are being annoying
>solution? Get rid of the mountain.
As seen in my hand-crafted diagram.
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My patience is running thin, nusoicraftas…
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>cavalry/sobot
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==TENOR READ THIS FAGGOT==

yo my nigga do this update its a good idea n shiet
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is there a 'cord for the server?
>arrow
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%%SUGGESTIONS%%

We should put suggestions here and get tenor to pin it.
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economics 101
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I need miss circle to smother me with her big gigantic breasts
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This shit game won't let me join the server. I've tried joining 40+ times and it gives me the same error every time.
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tenor I cannot get into my account even when I put my password in
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RULES and ANNOUNCEMENTS

1. You will NOT excessively spam the chat or advertise for imageboards, discord servers, telegram channels, crypto projects, etc.

2. Using hacked clients to provide yourself an unfair advantage over others is FORBIDDEN.
2.1 Flyhacking is allowed ONLY for building, therefore not for griefing or mass exploration of territories.
2.2 Autofishing is allowed, using Baritone is allowed to dig out an area for building. ONLY on one, personal account, usage of alt accounts is not allowed.
2.3 Using programs such as schematica is allowed to provide help with building.
2.4 Fullbright is allowed.

3. Mass griefing is not allowed, this will follow a system where your punishment will depend on the amount of griefing you had done. This goes ONLY for major cases where it is done without absolutely no good reason or justification, like a casus belli. It is encouraged for players to deal with griefers themselves as well. Whatever one player does to another, it is seen as absolutely right for the other to respond with the same, or even bigger force. Areas that will get griefed will be reverted back to normal if the griefer does it against the rules. Griefing during "wars" or simply with some sort of GOOD justification or reason is allowed.
3.1 A good justification can be a player killing you before, stealing items, them griefing something you built.
3.2 Stealing resources from the bases of players is allowed. Taking the resources, armor and tools from the inventory of another player is not allowed however if there was no conflicts prior and no justification to take the items. Stolen resources from bases will not be given back if the player that steals the items is active on the server. The thief however, will be revealed, and any type of revenge will be allowed.
3.3 Griefing spawn is more harshly punished. Organized griefing of spawn will be harshly punished.

4. Getting into fights with people and having wars is allowed and encouraged, however players should not be running around killing everyone they see for no reason at all.

REMEMBER, SHARTY RULES APPLY.



If you wish to contact me, have any questions about the server, suggestions, or really anything like that you can e-mail me at tenor@soyjak.st
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=HEROIN PLEASE READ THIS=
heroin please come back were all sorry we need you to rape this nigga name clavicular hes an offsite nusois who doesn't even know what the sharty is and he uses looksmax.org
Me and bruhcation have raped him 14 times but i need you to rape him until he quits pretty please.
He'll never see this as he's an offsite nigger.
He called the sharty gay and said we are boring and lame. He also didn't even know what netherite was. Please heroin please.
>with love, coalfarmer
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Should there be polls before big stuff is added?
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marge why is it asking me for a password?
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Fishing is Broken

Tenor you fucked up fishing, none of the baits work because you set the JUNK weight way too high (no one can catch anything but junk, even with legendary bait).

Also, tweak infinite bait to actually do something.
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This is just the beginning.
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TENOR REMOVE THE DIAMOND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RUBY RECIPE OR REPLACE IT WITH A DIAMOND BLOCK MOST NIGGERS FIND DIAMONDS IN THE MIDDLE OF MINING IRON FOR GEMS ANYWAY AND I WASTED 6 GEMS ON THE RUBY RECIPE GRRRR.

Also make a shop that gives one RU Iron per 30 dollars o algo
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LOST ALL OF MY ITEMS DUE TO THE HEAD (((GLITCH)))

Tenor the head glitch happened again, where if you die, your head does not appear, and you cannot recover your items. Can you or Stone recover my items via backup when one of you gets back online?
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OHNONONONONON TENORSLUTS ARE WE REALY DEFENDING PEDOPHILES?
GEEEEEG
>day xe killed me
>confirmed that was ban evading my messaging me
>tenor is on his side
>banned for being a diddy
tenor is a pedophile confirmed
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its been literally week or 2 and you bitches already fucked this shit up

atp ss13 fr better
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Is the server down?
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Remove the fish plugin
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geg, when i got LV i accidentally exploded myself by using a water bucket on a hot coal boiler.
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this webm says a lot
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When I return to Soycraft, Supadrayk and Butnuster will return every stolen item and piece of gear no excuses, no delays. If even a single item is missing, I will systematically hunt down and steal your death chests over and over again. I will not stop, I will not negotiate, and I will not show mercy until every item is back in my possession. Albeit if a janny rolls it back this won't happen.
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how do i succeed at making cool skins
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Nigger
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you can get banned for pasting in a URL too big… also, unban me, please
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nucobcoin craft recipe
ignore the thing in the middle
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Server restart waiting room itt
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i forgot my fucking password again
saars please do the needful and add recovery method please
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If someone ends up griefing my base and jannies dont deal with it I'm breaking every single farm I've ever made on here, every road, railway, house, anything public. I fucking hate these nusois.

I'm the only person making public infastructure.
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heroinbrlan was right about the nusoicraftas
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rulecucked to rock bottom geg
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My base coordinates are 96840, 145, 820860 (no negatives) in the end dimension. Please loot my chests and pillage my belongings.
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my beautiful contraption of an abandoned base or something
shaders because i can afford so
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Does this happen to you new minecraft cacas or you too young uce?

>when you realize you actually miss baripedo because it was so fun baiting him pretending to be addictedtogamble (while in reality you had no idea who that was) to make him leak and rage and ban you even tho you weren't him
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Your response Tenorpoo?
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TOTAL MACEKILL DEATH

Gold found a plugin to stop Macekill from working while the mace still works as normally.

https://modrinth.com/plugin/nomacekill

although the tussin nerf also needs to happen to make sure things are fail
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Hey guys this is me
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its been a while
how are you guys doing?
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Merry christmas
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is muh wiki a keyed soycrafta win?
https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Coalfarmer
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vs heroin fnf mod

hello, we've decided that if heroin were to attack C.A.D.O after his 1 week ban. Than we have no choice but to make a spinechilling a24 fnf mod of him. A 3 song week where boyfriend faces heroinbrlan from soycraft where heroin goes from raping to leaking clitty.
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Jarthaginians cower in fear when i'm in the server they claim to be brave and fearless but that quickly gets disproven when they're so mindbroken and fearing that they need to beg a janny to get me banned so they dont clittyleak all over the server. Remember no drama no activity
<*reddit spacing*
You have lost your dignity already just let it go.
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Nucordpedo dropped. Opinions?
>
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merry christmas xisters.
For christmas I'm gonna give a gift to the soyim, what farms do we need most?
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Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!, how could you tell?
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TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR I FUCKED MY IRON GOLEM SPAWNER FARM I NEED A NEW EGG NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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this valid xista represents us. The jarthaginian cause
btw all blacks and trans xistas are welcome to visit us
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Shit everyone cares about

hey jannies, heroin is alting to avoid being banned, im sure you won't care or see this because you're a nigger and you leave us in DnB state but i just thought you should know, he also plans to blackmail you using activty to unban him. Please destroy him.
~ zer C.A.D.O. coalition and everyone except heroin ~

*i apologize for letting him into the meeting btw
>twas a joke
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to those who killed me and stole my deathchest. Rape will come my biggest rape-age yet
<*reddit spacing*
you have no idea what's coming
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LYNCH DAVIDBISCUITS
NUSOIS DO NOT TOLERATE THIS
XE IS A FOID.
XE IS A LESBIAN.
XE IS A FEMCEL.
XE IS NOT A TRVE SOYCRAFTA
THEY WILL TELL YOU THE PROBLEM IS HEROIN.
THEY WILL TELL YOU THE PROBLEM IS BRUHCATION.
THEY WILL TELL YOU THE PROBLEM IS USNUTT.
BUT THE TRVE PROBLEM IS DAVIDBSICUITS.
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rate the HUD muh soyteens’
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==MARKETPLACE 'APED

==MARKETPLACE 'APED
The niggers who did it are still at large
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Is it based and 'craftpilled, though? Share your opinions itt, nusoicraftas.
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tenor add a plugin that removes "too expensive" pls
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SCIENCEMAS 2025

Log on today to receive your presents. If I missed you and you were on the nice list, make a post in this thread to let me know. You don't have to be on the nice list to get a present, but everyone on the nice list will get their own present while the backups I have can run out or be claimed by other people. People on the naughty list will not be able to claim any presents.
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for Tenor

hey tenor you could use this website to embed a countdown timer for events into the blotter.
this would make events more visible and known
Lucky does something similar for >>>/ss/

https://www.timeanddate.com/clocks/freecountdown.html
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I used to play on the server a lot before school started in September. Should I come back?
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TENOR REVIVE YOUR SERVER

YOUR PIRATE EVENT WAS SNCA AND THE SERVER IS DYING
HUNGER GAMES NOW. (Also be a good idea to do a nusoi flourish event)
Btw soyworld only gets players with CobsonTalks
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...Hey, Where'd Everybody Go?

SC3 is currently suffering while Soyworld prospers, and CobsonTALKS isn't even on their server
we of the C.A.D.O Coalition believes this is happening for a reason, and with help from the jannies we can work to make Soycraft great again
Soycraft is finally facing real competition, and we need to work to bring it up to date with the times so that it CAN compete
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I made this cheap house as my first build on the server.

It uses andesite, diorite and andesite because they are easy to get and also work well together.

Feel free to visit it.
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uploading image for tomap
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Tenor do you remember all of the good times we spent together
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Its a great day on the mountain everyday ™
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TRANSXISTERS, HOW DO YOU RESET A PASSWORD I FORGOT MINE AND WOULD LIKE TO REJOIN
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BIG SOYCRAFT NEWS
leaders of mountainniggaz, jarthage, and endspire have formed a coalition called CADO to fight back against the prominence of Soyworld
a document has been created by them to be delivered to the jannies, particularly either stone or tenor
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is the server a dnb now last i played was in july and stopped after the dragon fight
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Mountain Niggaz le… GOOD?

soycraftas can you pretty please stop raping me and my mountain niggaz? we are very respectful and just want to help nusois by giving them armor, food, and tools. We help indoctrinate them to the craft’ and prevent them from griefing the oldsois.
sincerely dur mountain niggaz
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am I tuff
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I havent played sc3 in weeks so I checked nostalgiafag village and some jews stole my shit
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GAYYYYYYY FAGGEEEEETTTTT DICKLOVER07 TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH MEENNNNNNNNN
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tenor fell off

This event was pretty shit

>Only 8 players online including tenor

>map looked like ass with 2 islands
>There wasn't a flag with treasure around
>after events were ok
>items lost and players using illegal items
>drop party items were snca and the armor still had the curses
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Suggestions Thread

I'm making a thread because I have some data packs people might like.

https://gm4.co/modules/rope-ladders
Makes it so ladders can hang off blocks. Its quite nice.

https://vanillatweaks.net/picker/datapacks/
VanillaTweaks has the best timber pack, it destroys leaves but doesn't destroy player-placed logs so it doesn't ruin buildings.
(https://vanillatweaks.net/share#72E5nJ has it pre-selected)

https://www.planetminecraft.com/data-pack/no-too-expensive-repair-recycle-anvils-blacksmithing-1-18x/
No more "Too Expensive" from Anvils.

https://www.planetminecraft.com/data-pack/more-items-to-fish-fishing-extended-1-18x/
More interesting fishing loot. I basically have unlimited amounts of every type of fishing loot, I give out plenty.

https://www.planetminecraft.com/data-pack/450-new-recipes-stonecutter-damage-sawblade-1-18x/
Lets us uncraft some types of building blocks. Most powerful thing you can do is make gravel from stone materials and uncraft bows / crossbows. You can't uncraft other types of gear to my knowledge.

Also sorry I haven't been on as much lately, I've been dealing with legal problems from a tenant selling crack.
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MOUNTAIN NIGGAZ SNCA BUILD PLANS

>add ATF undercover house across from the waco build
>add extra levels to farm
>expand underground war room and council areas
>expand railways westward
>find and colonize new mountain for nunuNUsoimountain
>enslave and indoctrinate more nusoi’s for workforce
>make more dirt mound memorials
<destroy abandoned coal builds near colonies
<un-fuck spawn 3
<un-fuck chest rooms
try to finish most of these by the end of january or so
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dumb fageet niggers rape bruhcation and the mountainGODS for no reason
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i think i set my pass a while ago but now i have no idea what it is what do i do how do i reset it
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come on tenor… pls unban me (Omegasoy)
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new tossthage
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Gem Item Concept

Gem Bow:
Power 7, Infinity, Mending
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updating to 1.21.11

is their anything stopping updates to the copper or mounts of mayhem update currently tenor? Copper Update Is kinda SNCA but Mounts of Mayhem has SNPCA
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GNTH is the best pack ev&oe I don't have time or patience to finish even 10% of it.
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ban plz
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mountain nigger farm established
anyone can use just replant
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tenor pls host this event
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nusoicacas what is this....

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Copper Golems

I'd like a shabbos goy to sort my chests for me. Please add the copper golem plugin to the server.
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tenor instead of thursday make the event be on friday/saturday no nigga is going to play on a work day, and announce it on /soy/
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ignore me im just making some /tomaps
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am i the only nigga updating the soycraft timeline? there hasn't been any entries since early 2024
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never happened award

also we need events tenor or this server dies
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can tenor enable tnt for the event so we can have gemmy tnt cannon fights with ships and shiet during the event?
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planz n shiet

Next mountain nigga project:
>rebuilding the waco compound in soycraft
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nuspawn faggotry

heroin and his army of niggers raided nuspawn with their faggot furry 'p and put wardens everywhere so if you dont have armor then beware
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>gooning to jenny
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do a faction fight event tenor
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THESE TERRIFYING PROJECTS OF DOCTOR LOCOCOS WILL SOON BE REVEALED TO US. WILL NUSOICRAFTAS BE READY?
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nusoifestive recipe to make snow golem eggs
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unbreakable emerald shield recipe
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Add support for 1.21.11 to join

it just dropped and i want to use the latest version
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>that feel when ur pooner gf spreads xer legs and you get a whiff of that delicious musty yeasty cheesecake stank
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SEASNAIL8169 JUST ASKED A 12YO SOYCRAFTA ABOUT THE LENGHT OF HIS DICK BAN THIS PEDONIGGER NOW!!
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i didn't play minecraft for years

What happened to minecraft after a decade?

I'm turbo unc straight out of 2012 and i still stil think the last good minecraft was 1.2.5 version. Everything that comes later is laggy thanks to muh LAN implementation and tbh over the years i stopped even caring for updates since it got far too bloated and all the cool guys on youtube i used to watch are now done with their channels.
<le reddit space
So i'm passing by and was wondering how much i missed, how much bloat, community degradation (normalfag influx), if shit like custom maps still exist, about the mods etc. etc.
i still have the original minecraftSP launcher, i won't use it because it won't work and i'm afraid of destroying that old gemerald
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Does anybaldi know the seed

Can anyone tell me the seed to the world, I'm looking for villagers if that even matters
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Yo-Hoo-Hoo!
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got raped and looted by the same cheater :°) what happens without mods
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poopy craft server or something
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nu 'toss
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heroinblrlan unjustified wrath

heroinblrlan had crashed my game while spawn camping me; I did not declare war nor fight back with him. He also is mass griefing spawns with withers and killing nusois repeatedly. He has been doing this for a while. The server is not fun when a single individual is going on a power trip.

Rule broken:
2: heroinblrlan has been using hacked clients to give himself unfair advantages in fights (as well as mass raids).

2.1: heroinblrlan has been using flyhacking for mass griefing and camping.

3: heroinblrlan has been mass griefing for quite a while now at nusoi spawn-3.

3.2: I do not think heroinblrlan had any prior justification for griefing my base; I cannot speak for others, however.

3.3: heroinblrlan had spawned withers around spawn-3 and bases surrounding it.

4: heroinblrlan is currently doing this.
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map art

is the map art on the server built or shoved into the server files o algo
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSSSSSSSS

the whole spawn mountain got they chests destroyed and griefed
restore
thanks
love
anonybruhs
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What's even the point of coming onto this server anymore?
I loved playing on here because of the relatively vanilla experience enhanced by the quality of life plugins (like deathchests and sethomes) and fun stuff like mapart
The guns just made the server straight up unfun and borderline unplayable if a nigga gets obsessed with you
Literally the coal that killed the server
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cause of the server's dnb state i declare war on absolute anyone and i will rape each one of you precisely
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tenor theres a glitch with the playerheads when you die, i just died and it was unobtainable and i lost my netherite armor and tools with enchantments , can you help restore it
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What's the best built and good looking spawn for Sc3?
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🖕
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erm tenor can you add some good shit to the snca structures you added like a rare chance for gems and event armor o algo. Structures were supposed to have something good about them.
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1.14 minecraft was gemmy because of the pillager salutes btw
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tenor can you put some useful stuff in those snca structures you added like rare gems and rubys and maybe some event armor o algo. Structures in minecraft have had something unique to them btw and not random snca
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Thoughts on the Mounts of Mayhem updating comming up? And how influential would it be for the server
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I have completely forgotten my password
What do I do
R: 2 / I: 0
Tenor. My sheep won't fucking eat because you turned off mob griefing. Fuck you.
R: 0 / I: 0
Gigaclaus predicted a new upcoming prophecy on June 9th 2028 where Lena Raine (the composer for minecraft) will ack and soycraft will rejoice. May we prosper!
R: 6 / I: 3
ADD THE JENNY MOD TO GET MORE NUSOI NIGGERS PLAYING
R: 10 / I: 4
the Indian fag and his friend supadrayk came back and continued griefing and stealing from bacon, the mountainiggas, and the industrial farm
R: 0 / I: 0
Stoney Stone all of my chests got wiped after you basically erased my crib just to bring it back and almost crashed the server in the process. Please fix or generously compensate. xoxo
R: 1 / I: 0
hello MODS
my items got stolen because some nusoi felt like it and doesnt even do anything with them, he just stole my head because he felt like it
he didnt kill me
yes i am seething
>>22229
>im greg0re
nick is greg0re
thanks janmods
R: 5 / I: 1
Average "tenor joined the game"
>Hey guys lets talk about the upcoming recycled PvP or building event
>I loooooove miss circle ^_^
>*AFK half the time on the server*
>Uhh, sorry guys but I broke another plugin, here is a half-assed refund

Average "Stone joined the game"
<Goes around and hits people with his nigger sword
<Tries to crash the server and spawns 48000000 melon slices in your inventory
<AFK most of the time (It's okay when I do it because its aura farming)
<Probably under the influence of something

It's clear who won.
R: 21 / I: 0
erm tenor can you add this button that rerolls villager trades, it's extremely annoying to get a certain trade now that you added like 75 more enchantments o algo

https://modrinth.com/mod/trade-cycling
R: 2 / I: 0

INDIAN CORD GRIEFER KILLED AND LYNCHED

TEENS
IF YOU HAVE BEEN GRIEFED IN THE LAST FEW DAYS
JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED
A SCARY AND STINKY GRIEFER THAT DESTROYED THE SPAWNERS TURNED OUT TO BE AN INDIAN CORD USER
HE DID NOT KNOW SOYSPEAK
HE STARTED SEETHING WHEN VISHNU WAS CURSED
HE HATES CHRISTIANITY
STONE THE JUDGE HAS DECIDED TO DESTROY HIS STINKY INDIAN ASS
HE WAS DROWNED IN A POOL OF LAVA (BECAUSE IT HAS POOPOO LIKE CONSISTENCY)
R: 0 / I: 0
just leak the ip of that griefing nigger already
R: 3 / I: 1

NOTHING HAPPENS

TENOR THINGS NEED TO HAPPEN THIS SERVER IS DYING

WHEN IS HUNGRY GAMES
R: 0 / I: 0
add shopkeepers it kino and makes for a fun economy https://dev.bukkit.org/projects/shopkeepers
R: 0 / I: 0
nusois are making griefing teams tenor do something
R: 1 / I: 0
the 7PM UST event is at 11 am PST or 2 PM EST and is on a weekday
R: 8 / I: 0

Top PVP crafters botted the mace award

The Players Dad and heroinbrlan seem to have a mace that one shots any player for some reason. When checking the info of the Mace from the death message, they have normal attibutes and normal enchants. This is odd, but many crafters use the cilent meteor. And there just so happens to be a module you can add that lets the mace do a lot more damage. This mace is op, even more op than the nuke which somethings doesnt kill and needs ammo.
R: 1 / I: 0

troon server

R: 1 / I: 0
Current state of the 'craft
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
gdwggwwhwr
R: 4 / I: 1
spawn is absolute garbage fuck whoever built these soulless boxes this is what happens when you give every faggot creative mode and infinite concrete blocks to build as many shitty skyscrapers as they want
R: 1 / I: 0
tenor make raw ore blocks smeltable via blast furnace again
R: 11 / I: 1

SPAWN TO-DO LIST

LIST OF THINGS I PLAN TO DO
-Expand residential area
-Build more homes.
-Build more recreational areas for atmosphere and for gun fighting

-Expand Industrial area
-Make a wool farm
-Make an iron farm
-Make a river link to the ocean
-Make a leather farm
-Make a storage
-Make a light railway for spawn.
-Make an even larger sugarcane farm.
-Make more food farms.
-Make an Automatic sheep / cow farm

-Make mapart museum
-Make personal spawn base

Put anything yall wanna see at spawn in this here thread.
R: 1 / I: 0
is bedrock working again?
R: 2 / I: 0
https://gm4.co/

STOOOOOOOOOOOOONE ADD ROPE LADDERS
ITS ARYAN
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Jannies, you need to add the promised land where you get goodies every week, but only one faction can be there.

This will start wars which will make the server more interesting.

Coordinates of said land should be 1488 1488.

Try to make the holy land look like hyperborea o algo.

The holy land should have OP spawner farms.
R: 0 / I: 0
ITT we kill and rape whoever is DDOSing the server
R: 0 / I: 0
>heroinbrlan on his way to kill nusoicraftas
R: 3 / I: 0
make sure to go down the agartha railroad near the nuspawn at the base of the mountain if your a nusoi, it gives you free diamonds and netherite
R: 2 / I: 0
I am an artist from Czechia and this is my art. I call it "The state of Nusoicraft 3". Thoughts?
R: 8 / I: 1
dnb board infected by homestuckkikes
R: 3 / I: 1
'Sup crackas, it has come to my attention that there's an ongoing board banner contest goin' on at /soy/. So what if one of you lazy nusoicraftas moved your ass and made a banner for /craft/ to promote our slf server? There's only a week left thoughie so hurry up you bitchass niggas.
TENOR PIN THIS
R: 2 / I: 0
a friend of mine keeps trying to join on bedrock and it keeps asking him for a port after he already put in the address and when it finally lets him in it shows this message despite his internet being good. i don’t play on bedrock so i didnt know what to tell him for help
R: 2 / I: 1
soycraft 1 world archive posted by law on /v/ in 11/2024.
https://gofile.io/d/e4CqfF
maparts are lost.
R: 3 / I: 0

minecraft skins

nate and dan skins
R: 1 / I: 0
tenor don’t have the hunger games event this thursday its thanksgiving and players wouldnt probably play during that time.

Also buff the 32 nether star lightsabers they suck
R: 5 / I: 0

What should I do for spawn transport? Roads would be flexible, Rails would be fastest, and Canals would be unique and look nice.
R: 0 / I: 0
>initiate the dead nigger baby board shutdown protocol
R: 0 / I: 0
TENOOOOOOR FIX THIS
R: 3 / I: 0
Johnny Mackerel here, I will not be playing over the weekend due to a personal problem. I have left Tenor in charge. If there are any issues, contact him.
R: 6 / I: 3
tenor u brown as hellll
R: 0 / I: 0

I made nate and dan skins

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MY INV

TENOR!

It is I, quant!

You rolled back my inventory to a week ago o algo!

I lost my fatman nuke launcher and the armor piece you gave me + other suff. Also i am missing stuff in my echest.

I WILL CALL DOCTOR TOES!
R: 0 / I: 0

what do you think of him

someone probably already made one like this before me but i wanted to make my own
R: 0 / I: 0
nusois it won't let me login i hate this fucking thing how do i fix
R: 2 / I: 0
The sever lag has gotten so bad that i cant even fucking connect. RESTART
R: 1 / I: 1
Jannys may you please fix bedrock by goyimsoft i havent been able to connect for a whole heckin month
R: 20 / I: 5
what if there was like a interactive map of spawn and each build had little information and picture of them? like learn about the history or fanfiction o algo. gemmy idea? or SNCA coal?
a little flash to explain my vision.
R: 0 / I: 0
My inventory got reverted to several days ago, and my good gear is gone. Also, I'm getting unusually DNB ping. Marge?
R: 0 / I: 0
tenor, stone restart the server the ping is unbearable
R: 3 / I: 2
ender chests are back to having their data
R: 13 / I: 7
literally why? i didnt even do anything wrong
R: 0 / I: 0
STOP IT WITH THE NIGGER UPDATES TENOR YOU FUCKING TRANNY
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 11 / I: 3
The Miscarriage…
R: 2 / I: 1
>Dig up diamonds,
>And craft those diamonds,
>And make some armor,
>Get it, baby, go and forge that like you so MLG pro
>The sword's made of diamonds, so come at me bro
>Huh? Training in your room under the torchlight
>Hone that form to get you ready for the big fight
>Every single day and the whole night
>Creeper's out prowlin', woo, alright
>Look at me, look at you
>Take my revenge, that's what I'm gonna do
>I'm a warrior, baby, what else is new?
>And my blade's gonna tear through you, bring it
R: 0 / I: 0
I gotta make another nostalgiafag village because of the nuspawn
R: 1 / I: 1
chudlandia flag
R: 3 / I: 1
here you go
>
R: 3 / I: 0

tenor ## Mod

hi im tenor and niggamarge is aryan and the king of sc 3. Heres a picture i took so you know that its me
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HOW TO SAVE THE CRAFTY:
1. Enable explosions
R: 1 / I: 0

TOLJASO

I told you i stuck it on an elevator
R: 4 / I: 3
tenor are u pissed
R: 0 / I: 0
>being a retarded brown nigger
R: 1 / I: 1
fix the fucking server
R: 7 / I: 0
I lost interest in soycraft after this update. Guns? Super weapons? God armor? Yeah I’m out. I wanted a vanilla-like experience and this isn’t it.
R: 1 / I: 0
tenor enderchests are disabled/broken can you please fix this issue
R: 5 / I: 0
TENOR UNBAN ME
IT AUTOBANNED ME FOR SPAM.
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 8 / I: 0

How did you discover Soycraft?
R: 11 / I: 2
Fix it
R: 2 / I: 1
>tenor raped the server with 1000 shit plugins
yep not playing again
R: 1 / I: 0
There should be a section on the 'ki that lists all the things that aren't vanilla, like excellentenchants or the guns. Server prob wouldn't be DNB, more nusois.
R: 1 / I: 0

Soulbound Enchant doesnt work with deathchest

um moods the useful soulbound enchant that makes items not drop on death so niggers cant still your stuff doesnt work with the deathchest that puts your stuff there despite the enchant. Can you fix this?
R: 0 / I: 0
oldfag reunion
(Im token)
R: 3 / I: 0
I want to make copies of splices library, does anyone know the location?
R: 6 / I: 1
R: 1 / I: 0
how did the server become so shit overnight?
R: 3 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 1
This is how Soycraft makes me feel
R: 3 / I: 0

GUN CONTROL NOW

Guns literally one shot every player even full netherite prot 5 with drugs. Also everytime you log in you arrive at spawn for some reason
R: 0 / I: 0
Shotguns won.
America won.
I killed five people in gunfights last night.
R: 4 / I: 3
Just open it up
R: 1 / I: 0
TENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR MY FUCKING ENDER CHEST ITEMS ARE GONE
R: 1 / I: 0

MY ECHEST GOT WIPED

TENOR, STONE!

MY ENDER CHEST GOT WIPED WTF???

Quantoid
R: 41 / I: 10
Mace to the face.

Coming soon.
(It is here.)
R: 0 / I: 0
PUT THE SERVER BACK UP. JANNY IFFY UH! PUT THE SERVER BACK UP. JANNY IFFY UH! PUT THE SERVER BACK UP. JANNY IFFY UH! PUT THE SERVER BACK UP. JANNY IFFY UH! PUT THE SERVER BACK UP. JANNY IFFY UH!
R: 2 / I: 0
why did the server close again
R: 0 / I: 0
why is the server a DNB
R: 2 / I: 0
how 2 get minecraft for free
R: 3 / I: 0
itt we discuss Phono The Pumpkin
R: 3 / I: 1
Any other keyed servers? Also interested in gemmy mods, though I know schizocraft is vantablack at this point.
R: 3 / I: 0
What's the point of building at spawn if it's just gonna get griefed anyway?
R: 15 / I: 1
>nusoicacas can't get a basic Minecraft server to run
GEEEEEEEEEG just shut the site down already
outlasted by a troon server award GEEEG
196smp WON
nushartychuds LOST
R: 0 / I: 0
BOI TS MINECRAFT SHIT IS SO TUFF 💀
R: 3 / I: 1
does anyone know the backstory of this clip
R: 3 / I: 0

I have a proposal

Here is my proposal:

Make an event which will be jews vs chuds

Basically there will be three rounds,

1. Looting

Players will loot jews(villagers) houses and kill them

2. Fight the zogbots

Players will need to kill all the iron golems (admins will spawn a bunch of iron golems o algo)

3. TJD

Players will have to kill a mega villager raid (admins will just spam a bunch of pillagers o algo)

Prices:

The one who killed the most mobs will get a price o algo %BRAP%
R: 2 / I: 0
oh that's a dnb

there is a literal dnb at the old spawn that you can't break because it's spawn protected
R: 1 / I: 1
im in
R: 2 / I: 1

MAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE

let me in nigga
R: 4 / I: 0
nusoirecipe
R: 2 / I: 1
AutistBorea is finally complete
R: 2 / I: 0
can any janny tell me when he gets online i really want about 3 stacks of invisible frames give @p item_frame[entity_data={id:"minecraft:item_frame",Invisible:true}] 1
R: 2 / I: 1
w spawn bro
R: 2 / I: 0
tenor check your mails and unban me NOW
R: 3 / I: 1

SNCA Alert

If I may have a moment of your time, I would like to give yall a heads up.

Due to personal issues, I will be forced to step away from Soycraft for a while. I don't wanna bore you all with personal issues, but I don't have the slightest clue when I'll be able to play again, so heres the main things.

1.) If I don't play for more than a month, a janny needs to make JeffreyEpstein leader of Legionnaires. He's a damn fine lad and I'm sure he'll be a damn fine leader.

2.) I will entrust my company, the Spawn Services Commission to the fellow factions of the Axis Charter, in the event of squabbling I ask that the rest of the soyim take care of my workshop and continue to provide public services to the playerbase.

3.) To anyone I may have upset or offended, I hope that there will be no hard feelings. Despite the arguments and shitflinging, you all were fun.

4.) As he is the last standing Chudlandian from sc1, I hereby state that Usnutt will gain all authority over the town of New Chudlandia, including control of its ports and the Chudway Cacao Central to do as he pleases with. I am sure Usnutt will either act reasonably, or give the server some more activity with his new Reichkommisariat.

I may be back in days, or it may be months, but I will come back some day.
Take care yall.
R: 1 / I: 0
Jannys update geyser so us cuckrock niggas can play pls thx
R: 1 / I: 0
Forgot my password janny and it won’t let me make a new one.
R: 4 / I: 1
Since the servers down, maybe we can use this time for discussing more important issues, like the political and economic state of the world right now.
R: 2 / I: 0

could we get an update

its been 16 hours could we get an update as to why the server is down at least
R: 0 / I: 0

JOONS, WHAT HAPPENED?

BOOT THE FUCKING SERVER
R: 4 / I: 0
does this mean soycraft 4 is gonna happen?
R: 1 / I: 0
just shut it back on…
R: 2 / I: 0
Is the server down for everyone else?
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 2 / I: 0
does a world download of older soycrafts exist?
R: 0 / I: 0
What happened to the server? I wanted to expand my dwarven tunnels.
R: 2 / I: 0
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WAS SUPPOOOOOOOOOOSED TO BE ON DER FUCKING PODIUM LIST MY FUGGIN HAKIRYA WAS SUPPPOSED TO BE THE GEMMIEST OF THEM ALL FUCK AND FUCK YOU TENOR KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS FUCK YOU
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
what happened to the server
R: 0 / I: 0
ungen is a obssesed faggot
R: 0 / I: 0
why is the server down?
R: 0 / I: 0
WHO SHUT THE SERVER DOWN KYS KYS KYS KYS FIX IT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
R: 0 / I: 0
add craftable witch eggs
R: 0 / I: 0
>determining who rules soicraft by whoever is a better buildtroon
R: 2 / I: 0
Hey guys, Look! There's a cube, Just like minecraft!
R: 3 / I: 1
tenor tenor on the cord, who's best player of them all?
R: 14 / I: 1
Is it fun again? I quit because I was constantly getting kill aura’d by flyhackers that burnt my stuff.
R: 0 / I: 0
did the server ACK itself again
R: 8 / I: 3
MARGE how can I be banned for considering marrying my cousin (which is legal in many states in the US btw)?
also rule 1 was not violated if I mention consented intercourse
R: 1 / I: 0
do Fuel_Rodsissies really goon to trostky's feet? KEK
R: 2 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
marge is the server down again
R: 2 / I: 0
is 'craft still alive or did ss13fags btfo craftcacas
i have nothing better to do so im asking
R: 8 / I: 4
add a plugin that replaces lena raine's tranny music discs with SMV's and other gemmy songs
my idea
pigstep is replaced with david thoughie cobman
otherside is replaced with alabama nigger
creator is replaced with the jartycuck song
creator (music box) is replaced with 6ixthrembo cobbo
custom music disks could also be a thing
R: 0 / I: 0
tenor what the fuck did you do to the mountain
R: 4 / I: 2
pls get me unbanned goyz i miss playing in the server
R: 2 / I: 0
server brapped
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 1
KEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEFRDSMLERKMKEGEGEGEGEGEGEG
R: 1 / I: 0
it is done
R: 1 / I: 1
R: 6 / I: 4

Doctolococos thread

Discuss doctolococos, also known as Doctor Lococos itt.
R: 2 / I: 1
ITT we post gem constructions
R: 8 / I: 1
putting this here for nefarious purposes
R: 1 / I: 1
CAN SOMEONE TELL THIS NIGGER THAT I WONT ACCEPT HIS REQUEST
R: 9 / I: 1
made a sky island at spawn
build what you want on it i guess
R: 4 / I: 0
DAD FOUND AT EPSTEINS ISLAND? its true!
R: 1 / I: 1
Does craft server have testicular cancer? I see zellig, homestuck and paper education, its not bait its jewish pooner mind control tactix
R: 0 / I: 0
accidentally tomapped 'cado by pasting the wrong link and got 'nished
unban mi obsessed gringos
>the image was 128x128
im a lazy fuck and i needed a low filesize cado to troll some pajeet so i just set it to the last map i made with my resizing tool
R: 1 / I: 0
Minesisas… What is our response to this brimstone?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3691640/Love_Craft
R: 0 / I: 0
gemmy netherite!
R: 90 / I: 22

Voice Chat

Hey jannies
Pin a thread for Voice Chats
I don't want to make a new thread
Every, Single, Time.
Thanks
R: 914 / I: 279

Offical Discussion / Suggestion Thread

Server jannies are more likely to read this thread.
R: 78 / I: 22

A Poll.

Would (YOU), If it were to happen, play on a modded soycraft server?
<reddit space
It could be a potential refreshment to the community, and also a fun thing to do. The server would also not last a long time so that it wouldn't get too old playing there. It would be hosted on one easy to install modpack. I thought of possibly doing something like a modded skyblock server, or a modded server with a small world border on a regular modpack. This sticky is opened for suggestions on what kind of modpack could possibly be used, and generally opinions on this matter.
Regular Soycraft will still be online and running, this would be just a small refreshment for the community and an opportunity to give people who have been asking for a modded server something to finally play on or enjoy a lot more than regular, old Soycraft.
Remember to answer the poll first doe.
R: 4 / I: 0

THE COLOSSEUM PVP TOURNAMENT


THE COLOSSEUM TOURNAMENT

EVERYTEEN' is allowed! Whenever you are a total newGOD who has never played on soycraft before, or an experienced veteran wishing to get back into the server, this tournament is for you! A PvP Tournament which will happen next week, Sunday. The rewards will be :

A Special Statue at spawn, dedicated to (YOU) !!!
A [Gladiator] Tag
A Unique, Special God Sword
A Soycraft Legacy
And… Most Importantly, A SOYGEM PASS!
Shulkers FULL of building material, Slimefun items, and more!

It will be a bracket type tournament, the amount of spots in the bracket will depend on how many will want to participate.

WILL YOU PARTICIPATE? Use the poll!
R: 43 / I: 29

THE SOYCRAFT PRESIDENCY...

SUBMIT YOUR CAMPAIGNS HERE! ! !
It shall be known that the FIRST SoyCraft Presidency shall happen, and it will be great, greater than any other presidency you know, trust me.

Currently we are in the CAMPAIGNING STAGES.

TO SUBMIT A CAMPAIGN You must state your :

Name of President
(Optional) Name of Vice President
Faction
Party
Ideology of Party
Promises, what VILL (YOU) Do?

(Any joke campaigns VILL be discarted. Any questions can be sent to https://soyjak.blog/index.php?members/mist.1060/ which is my soyjak.blog account. This is so that we can verify who we are speaking with, if there was a false campaign written in your name make sure to report it.)

AS PRESIDENT YOU VILL BE :

Able to Declare Public Projects, Announce Them In a Pinned Thread on /craft./
Able to Gain an Exclusive Presidential Suit.
Able to Print a New Currency out, Get a special Presidential Payout to fund Public Projects with.
Able to Make your OWN Party.
Able to have their own Banner, Head, and other symbols plastered at spawn.

ALSO Get EXCLUSIVE Weaponry to defend yourself with / give to specially appointed guards and a special tag for soyim to KNOW you're THE President. Ontop of that also receive a special SAFE ROOM where you won't be able to die! (Albeit it will be small o algo.)

This does NOT mean that you get OP or any permission or you can avoid getting punishment, so let your johnsons NOT leak. You are also free to oppose the presidency or assassinate the president. A term will last 2 weeks so make sure to spend it wisely!

After a period of TWO DAYS an election will start.
SUBMIT YOUR CAMPAIGNS HERE! ! !