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NHH

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WE ARE SO BACK



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Eddie Deezen one of Hollywood's favorite Nerd characters in dozens of film rolls lost his Fucking Mind.

He was in Grease among dozen of other films.

He does voicer for cartoons like Mandark of Dexter's Laboratory and another cartoon voiceover for Kimpossible.

The dude just one day lost his fucking mind and started stalking a waitress at a local L.A. Diner and then shortley afterwards broke into a nursing home for no apparent reason. not for drugs nor to snuggle up to some old person. He just broke in for the fuck of it.

I'm scared of the thought of getting older now.

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>>24230 (OP)
jews are loosing their mind

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>>24230 (OP)
just become immortal, becoming an old cunt is for faggots.



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I Know What You Did Last Summer.
Woke cast.
Fat pig.

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>>24214 (OP)
There are never any good reboots. The whole idea of a reboot is just to rehash and water down whatever came before it.

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>>24214 (OP)
wouldn't have happened under Harvey's diligent rape screening

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>>24214 (OP)
Im old. I saw the original in 1997

I thought they remade this already.

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Why did they cast an actress that looks like his mother?

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Prettiest bri'ish bird they could find.

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Pussyflation of the 1910s is a well documented phenomenon.

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>>24247
the wall gets them all



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All of Ridley Scott's three kids (along with his late brother) are/were professional film directors. Do you think Ridley experiences guilt over the possibility that he is furthering nepotism within the film industry?

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He probably doesn't care, if he believes what he is doing is good, then he probably thinks it's goo's there are three directors who are influenced by him working in the industry

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i dont think anyone knows his kids are directors

thats why he doesnt get any raisin over it



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About to watch this. What am I in for?
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>>24220
He's not utilizing that nigger right. This is how you're supposed to do it.

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>>24224
>Netflix Daredevil and Pissney+'s Bored Again are 2 completely different shows.
>https://www.imdb.com/title/tt18923754
>Season 2 premiere
> S2.E1
> Episode #2.1

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>>24229
Yeah I mean they're completely different series' on completely opposing streaming services. That's where the whole Disney kerfuffle came in with the title change in the first place. They wanted it to be it's own original thing. And it sucks as that. The Netflix show was superior.

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>>24232
It's still meant to be the same universe and continuity,
making it so much worse because the quality of the 1st Netflix season gets you thoroughly hooked.

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>>24234
You can just ignore the new raisin like i do. Also season 3 of the Netflix show I'd say is on par with the first one. You can honestly skip the second one though because outside of the Punisher stuff, it's not as good as the first or third seasons are.



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Kek, screenwriters are cooked. Someone built an AI specifically for writing stories. Under blind conditions, people prefer the AI stories to the human ones. This is the first time an AI has reliably beaten humans at fiction-writing. There is literally no way for screenwriters to survive this. No "guild" can protect them from market preferences shifting toward AI content and away from human content.

https://arxiv.org/abs/2503.22828

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I dont see a problem with this as long as the movie is good.
There is nothing original in Hollywood anyways.
And good looking movies on the screen rely more on the director anyways.

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Geg, it's kino!



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wonder how a trek general will turn out in this raisinhole…
why did the jews rape trak so bloody?
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>>12227 (OP)
bobsbumb

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>>12227 (OP)
Time To TREK

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>>12227 (OP)
can't fucking believe I'm all alone here and the other dumb fuck /trek/ bastards are back on cuckchan
making content for those fucking trannyniggerjews

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>>24215
lol
coming here and go back is weak raisin
i dont think highly of the people that went back and just go there to raisin talk them before I get banned each time.
this place is so much comfier.
500 bucks says a lot of people that went back are redditors and/or black and brown people.
Like in my online multiple player games, there are legit people who dont like racism and stuff.
4chan bans racism just like reddit.
modern 4chan is pretty reddit

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>>24216

>this place is so much comfier.

>500 bucks says a lot of people that went back are redditors and/or black and brown people.
>Like in my online multiple player games, there are legit people who dont like racism and stuff.
>4chan bans racism just like reddit.
>modern 4chan is pretty reddit
yep
what also pisses me of about the "GOODer" Trek anti-racissists is how they ignore(even excuse) the obvious anti-white male race/sexism so prevalent in nu-Trek
then happily go on "space-racism" tirades against ferengi, klingons vs crappy humans
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This horror film is pure kino. Whole thing is on YouTube: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpbza5yaqU0&pp=ygUPVGFsayB0byBtZSBmaWxt
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>>24188
I tried to. I put it on over 5 time and each time I turned it off.
I am a horror fan so I do try to watch the top horror films or most talked about ones just to see what they are like.
This movie was trash within the first 5 minutes because of the casting and during my last and final try, I turned it off after idk, 30 mins on and off while browsing my phone.
It is a very zoomer woke dei film.
Everyone is ugly and dysgenic looking.
Like being unattractive is ok, and being ugly is too but the people in this movie are just off. Like there is something wrong with them like a deformity. And the singing scene in the car made me turn off the film at least 3 times.

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>>24202
I say this with all the love in my heart. You need to stop letting culture-war raisin damage your ability to enjoy movies. 90% of directors, actors, and screenwriters are woke. So unless you want to not enjoy movies ever again, you're gonna have to get over that. Besides, there's no explicit agenda in the film, from what I could see.

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>>24206
You need to take that black dick out of your mouth.
>You need to stop letting culture-war raisin damage your ability to enjoy movies.
If the movie is woke, then I cannot enjoy it. It is not some culture war raisin. It just means that movie is NOT meant for me.
> So unless you want to not enjoy movies ever again, you're gonna have to get over that.
Well, recently I watched Marianne, The Eternaut and 30 Coins, all 3 of these are TV shows and not woke and foreign and top-tier. I tend to stay away from major mainstream Hollywood films also. Final Destination I am looking forward to, no idea what the casting is like.
Smile 2 was great. No niggers.

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>>24206
So you're telling me you are comfortable with seeing blacks on screen?
lmfao.
Like seriously.
Marianne had like 8 episodes and a black character, I gave that show a pass, but that show was very strong. It was a French show. It actually had one of the best horror scenes I have seen. It was a horror tv through and through and no le trauma American bs.

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>>24206
And the nigger showed up in like the 4th episode too and the first 3 episodes were solid.

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>>24206
I gave the newest Batman a pass. I think Catwoman was black and Gordon was black.



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Just binged S1 of The Eternaut. What did I think of it?

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>>23690 (OP)
they butchered it right?

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>>23727
>First time?

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is there really a tv series or are you raisinposting?

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I finished it, really enjoyed it.



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Is anyone going to watch this spine tingling genre defining gut wrenching film where everyone will die in the end because muh death can't be cheated for the 6th time.

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>>24066 (OP)
Still don't know why they decided to do this again. I thought the series wrapped up pretty nicely already with the 5th when everything came full circle.

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Probably when it get online, I will check it out.
I don't have my hopes up for it. I am interested in the movie I didnt bother watching the trailer cause I didnt want spoilers. However, I can bet the cast will be diverse.



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Imagine such a loser than you watch a movie with these people and this scene in it.

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Look at that puberty stache, damn man, shave your face

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Gross. American is cooked.



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What Nic Cage kino is this from?

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>What Nic Cage kino is this from?
The Weatherman. It’s tighter than dickskin

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>>24157
I've seen it of course, but I do not remember that specific scene.

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>>24164
Maybe smoke less weed?



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