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The current 4cuck /tv/ janny is literally a psychopath who bans people for insulting caperaisin and Sydney Sweeny. Kinos for this feel?
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>>24125 (OP)
Maybe you should apologise to Sydney

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Yeah, the /tv/ janny or mod or whatever is called is a loser. Just treat 4chan like reddit, a place you go to throw raisin at the members there.

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>>24252
You mean Midney Swiney.

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>>24257
yeah, body wash genie, in this case 'er washing my willy with 'er 'ands

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And yet sneedposting is still banned



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 β„–24315[Reply]

Flea Market VCR - $5
VHS Rewinder - Free, gift from grandparents
Speakers - Free, hand me down
Goodwill Blu Ray Player - $12
Walmart RCA Projector (720p Native, 1080p support) - $75
Roku - $19

What do you think? Can you show me your setup?

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For me, I just watch movies on my couch and laptop

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>For me, I just watch movies on my couch and laptop



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What are the best mother's day movies you've ever seen?
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Why is it called womb and how does she bring back her dead lover? Unless her lover was her son?

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>>24276
I'm assuming she gives birth to her dead lover who ages rapidly or some shìt.

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>>24283
I just looked it up and her lover dies so she clones him, carries him to term, and gives birth to him, so now he's both her dead lover and son
then eventually when he grows up they bang again at the end

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>>24266 (OP)
Yes, it's horrifying because you expect to see her tits but don't get to.

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>>24276
>>24283
>>24287
That Black Mirror episode with extra incest.

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>>24297
Isn't this movie older than that ep



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>WHITE PEOPLE ARE VAMPIRES! WE STOLE JAZZ FROM THE BLACKS!

Oh really Mike? Tell me then, which African tribe invented the saxophone? How did they smelt the first tuba? Tell me how they invented something they use European instruments to perform, cuckold.
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>Tell me how they invented something they use European instruments to perform, cuckold.
nigger are you retarded?

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>>23969
No, I'm not black. But you just made it obvious you are.

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Mike very clearly does not relish the existence of sub-Saharan ancestry groups. You need to cool it a bit with the persecution complex, my guy.

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jugged the band director: got a brand new saxaphone.

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>>23921 (OP)
>which African tribe invented the saxophone
Powerful nigger spirits tried many times to kill him to prevent the saxophone from being wrought by a Child of Yakub. But he bested them and lived to infuse their own musical genes with Aryan Creation.

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>>24096
Sax was a person that invented the instrument?



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rofls show from Russia. A new season will be released in May
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>>23559 (OP)
gem potential

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slavic gem

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new poster

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Russian media can be funny, I still remember all the ironic Slavhiphop videos

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First episodes are out now



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rock on!

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>>22027
Sneed

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>>22027
Ok now this is sovlfvl

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>>20752 (OP)
so funny, i forgot to laugh



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what is the best horror film of all time? exorcist? rosemary's baby? babadook? something else?

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Modern classics
>the Conjuring 1 -2
>Sinister 1
>Insidious 1-2
These movies will represent the decades 20 years from now.
Just like how when we think of 80's horror or 90's horror or 70's horror, those films will define the decade they were released.
>Smile 2
>Bogeyman (2023)
>Cobwebs
These are the best modern horror movies. Obviously I didn't list all of them but this is what I can think of.

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>>24152 (OP)
Once Upon a Time in America

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Why you make a thread and not post in it?

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Saw



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NHH

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WE ARE SO BACK



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Eddie Deezen one of Hollywood's favorite Nerd characters in dozens of film rolls lost his Fucking Mind.

He was in Grease among dozen of other films.

He does voicer for cartoons like Mandark of Dexter's Laboratory and another cartoon voiceover for Kimpossible.

The dude just one day lost his fucking mind and started stalking a waitress at a local L.A. Diner and then shortley afterwards broke into a nursing home for no apparent reason. not for drugs nor to snuggle up to some old person. He just broke in for the fuck of it.

I'm scared of the thought of getting older now.

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>>24230 (OP)
jews are loosing their mind

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>>24230 (OP)
just become immortal, becoming an old cunt is for faggots.



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I Know What You Did Last Summer.
Woke cast.
Fat pig.

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>>24214 (OP)
There are never any good reboots. The whole idea of a reboot is just to rehash and water down whatever came before it.

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>>24214 (OP)
wouldn't have happened under Harvey's diligent rape screening

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>>24214 (OP)
Im old. I saw the original in 1997

I thought they remade this already.

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Why did they cast an actress that looks like his mother?

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Prettiest bri'ish bird they could find.

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Pussyflation of the 1910s is a well documented phenomenon.

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>>24247
the wall gets them all



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All of Ridley Scott's three kids (along with his late brother) are/were professional film directors. Do you think Ridley experiences guilt over the possibility that he is furthering nepotism within the film industry?

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He probably doesn't care, if he believes what he is doing is good, then he probably thinks it's goo's there are three directors who are influenced by him working in the industry

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i dont think anyone knows his kids are directors

thats why he doesnt get any raisin over it



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About to watch this. What am I in for?
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>>24220
He's not utilizing that nigger right. This is how you're supposed to do it.

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>>24224
>Netflix Daredevil and Pissney+'s Bored Again are 2 completely different shows.
>https://www.imdb.com/title/tt18923754
>Season 2 premiere
> S2.E1
> Episode #2.1

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>>24229
Yeah I mean they're completely different series' on completely opposing streaming services. That's where the whole Disney kerfuffle came in with the title change in the first place. They wanted it to be it's own original thing. And it sucks as that. The Netflix show was superior.

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>>24232
It's still meant to be the same universe and continuity,
making it so much worse because the quality of the 1st Netflix season gets you thoroughly hooked.

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>>24234
You can just ignore the new raisin like i do. Also season 3 of the Netflix show I'd say is on par with the first one. You can honestly skip the second one though because outside of the Punisher stuff, it's not as good as the first or third seasons are.



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Kek, screenwriters are cooked. Someone built an AI specifically for writing stories. Under blind conditions, people prefer the AI stories to the human ones. This is the first time an AI has reliably beaten humans at fiction-writing. There is literally no way for screenwriters to survive this. No "guild" can protect them from market preferences shifting toward AI content and away from human content.

https://arxiv.org/abs/2503.22828

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I dont see a problem with this as long as the movie is good.
There is nothing original in Hollywood anyways.
And good looking movies on the screen rely more on the director anyways.

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Geg, it's kino!



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