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What if there was a bat in the sharty

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it would be good

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it would be aryan

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meds

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epic

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Moved to >>>/v/34672.



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I remember being obsessed with this 'em as a caca

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TTWABAG



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i just watched the original star wars trilogy and it was kino, what are your thoughts on the og trilogy if you have watched it

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What took you so long

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>>26821
marge

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highly problematic. Lando is the only black character and there is no queer representation. Ewoks are an obvious caricature of Native Americans. Racist sexist homophobic problematic white supremacist nazi movies.

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Episode I is very mid. Episode II is good. Episode III is absolute kino, it's in my top 25 movies of all time. Honestly the only bad thing about the original trilogy is Jar Jar Abrams or however that creature is called, but even his character's existence is later justified when Palpatine uses him as a mouthpiece in the parliament.
Normiefags back then hated the prequel trilogy because their manchild brains didn't get all the political drama about the failing corrupt republic. They wanted it to be more like the original trilogy which was a kids' fairy tale about a knight who learns from two wise hermits and then defeats the evil wizard and his henchman with the help of highly marketable furry midgets. It's okay to hate Star Wars as a whole, but the people who prefer the original trilogy over the prequels are legit soybrained disney adults.

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>>26827
>Episode I is very mid. Episode II is good. Episode III is absolute kino,
that's NOT the fucking OG Trilogy, millennial fuck



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>"Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control."
- Simon Pegg

>"A sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times? I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?' He burst into tears. I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities"

- Alec Guinness

>"I don't think they are making [comic book movies] an elevated art form, I think it's still just Batman running around in a stupid cape.. It's for kids, it's adolescent in its core. "

- David Cronenberg

>"I don't want to see or make films about super heroes that fly around in spandex and a cape solving the problems of the world. I think it's fine for children, children of all ages by the way, but it's not for me."

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Humiliating manchildren who watch caperaisin and goy wars will never get old geg

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post it on 4chud

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>>26387 (OP)
Post on on 4chan and tag Gremlins also.
>star wars
>gremlins
>star wars
Pure manchild reddit soy cuck redditor energy.

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>>26387 (OP)
Pegg is the fuckin poster child for sellout and most the other fucks aren't that much better.
Also of course a virtue signaling commie.



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This was what (((they))) had in store for us.
A nigger's tranny boot stomping on your face for ever.

A woke failure of a show now,
making TONS of money for smart Youtubers.
The universe unfolds as it should, I guess.

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>>26812 (OP)
people still watch capeslop lol?

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>>26823
yep, nobody does
that's why that raisin is going straight to streaming now



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What does sharty think about Death Battle?

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'tismslop

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'tismslop

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^solos your favorite verse

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>>26822
>Can't even destroy a planet
Kekekekekek

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Sometimes its kino, sometimes slop.



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if they made a portal movie, who would you cast as chell

my pick is gracie abrams
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>>23958
okay then

how bout jack black plays the portals

hes already big and round

make sense

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>>23959
Just fire jack black from hellyweird he sucks

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>>23985
hes a gold mine at this point

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Jack Black

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Idris Elba

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Making GLaDOS a trans alegory would be kino as fuck



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Animated films written by men:
<What if Toys were alive?
<A single father loses his only child and goes on an odyssey to find him
<Two monsters whose job is to spook kids at night develop a strong emotional connection with a human child and start questioning the business model of their employer
<A rodent develops a passion for cooking and manages to get out of da hood where everybody tried to force him to live in sewers and steal food just like all of his friends and family do
<An ugly introverted ogre experiences the wonders of friendship, learns to love and finally accepts himself
Animated films written by women:
>An Asian girl who lives in Toronto goes through puberty, set in the year 2002 (the director of this movie is an Asian woman from Toronto who was 13 in 2002)

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truke they are all raisin now just the same fish out of water story with a minority latinx child

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Only the last one actually decent



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/tony/

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>>26787 (OP)

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Why is Elio bombing at the box office?
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just start making slop

kids and grown retards will s.hit themselves over it

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Didn't even know this movie existed

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>>26716
>Kids
Stuck in adult bodies.

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>>26715
>these pixar movies suck as of late
(((disney))) fired the boss for an of color joke at the height of the woke pogroms
they fired ALL the white animators
all that's working there now are niggers, jeets and toxic hair color karens

next step
>studio gets closed
>surprised pikachu-face

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>>26716
yes,
we know you tranny jew scum always go for kids first

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>>26806
This piece of sh1t was the point of no return for the studio. It's a comedy-drama film about an asian girl from Canada with strict asian parents who emigrated from China. Oh and she's going through puberty. Who the fuck was this made for? For chinese-canadian teenage girl who are going through puberty? Yeah, that's a huge market I'm sure. Oh wait, the director of that sh1t actually just made it all for herself because guess what she's an asian woman from Canada with strict asian parents who emigrated from china. Yeah. Foids are quite literally incapable of writing about anything else but themselves. They are so self-centered and creatively bankrupt that everything has to be about them, it doesn't matter if it's set on our planet or in another universe, in the current year, in the past or in the future, there will always be a self insert and the story will always reflect the foid's personal experiences.



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>>26584
Do not redeem the card

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Qt

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>>26545
>>26542
>>26537
>>26535
do sandniggers do this all day? Just waste time talking to themselves on a dead website? Lmfao.

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>>26792
There so sand niggers here, timmy, just YTs that fuck their first cousins and post in their trailer park while eating canned baked beans.

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^>>26816



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why are 4cucks still on this site

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They come here when banned.

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It's all seething sandniggers pretty much.

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>>26701 (OP)
>soars towards u



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This board recommended 30 Monedas, and after finishing it I made like 15 webms to try to get a server I'm in to watch it.

Meanies ignored my webms completely. >:( So instead I share them with you.
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I also liked how season 2 talks about AI being gods or something

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>>26742
I'm a breast man, Bang's are fantastic. I also like her eyes, her white skin, and the generally beautiful shape of her face.

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>>26755
Yeah, really ugly face. Thanks for confirming.

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>>26769
We're going to have to agree to disagree, strongly. Her face is barely even in that webm. You're starting to sound like a jelly roastie.

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>>26782
> Her face is barely even in that webm.
lol

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bump



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