/soy/ - Soyjaks

Eminem got BLACKED by Dre

Imagine Eminem with a pussy

>>15872056
It would be so breathtaking

>>15872055
EminARYAN RAPES Dr Dre
EminARYAN RAPES 50 Cent

>>15872063
50cent and Dre fuck his tight ytboi ass

EminARYAN RAPES Coondrick LaNigger
EminARYAN RAPES Coonye West
EminARYAN RAPES J Coal

>>15872066
EminARYAN's 12 INCH BWC DOMINATES THEM BOTH

"You know I can't just sign you, right?" Dre asked, crossing his arms.

"But why? People tell me you wanted to work with me as soon as you heard my recording, you didn't even care that I was white!" Eminem pleaded.

"It's exactly 'cause you're white. I'll need to go through so much shit to rise you to the top. So much shit." Dre tapped his chin with his fingers, contemplating.

"But you're fuckin' Dr Dre himself!" Em exclaimed. "You can do anything!"

"I can", Andre agreed. "But I can't do nothing if you don't do something for me. A favour."

"What favour?" Marshall asked, feeling hope rise up in his chest. "I'll do it, whatever it is."

"Whatever it is?" Andre chuckled. "Get on your knees."

"Wha-"

"Get. On. Your. Knees."

With a sigh, Shady obliged, sitting on his knees awkwardly and looking up at Young. He licked his lips nervously, making them shine from his saliva, and bit his bottom lip, staring deep into Dre's big brown eyes. His head started spinning a bit as his heart throbbed in his chest, carrying blood all the way down to his stomach and even lower.

"You know exactly what I want", Andre sighed, stroking Em's buzz cut to ease him into it and making him shudder. "C'mon now. I know you want it too."

Slim opened his eyes even wider at the request, his hands shaking as he undid Dr Dre's zipper and pulled his jeans down. The proximity of a girthy juicy BBC that would definitely ruin his tight pink hole did unbelievable things to his brain. He knew he would do anything for the fame, especially if it felt so good.

Dre was already hard, his veins bulging on his thick shaft and tip shiny and dripping with precum. He was almost completely sure it's Marshall's first time seeing a cock like this - not the nonchalant glance in a public toilet but a dedicated observation, something to be touched, admired and worshipped. The idea of buckbreaking such a vulnerable white boy made him smile as he pushed Eminem's head closer to his cock. Mathers looked at him again, as if unsure, and gave the tip a first wide tentative lick.

His pupils dilated as soon as he felt the taste of Dre's precum, strong and salty, and kept licking it again and again, grabbing the base to give himself some support. The BBC satisfied all of his five senses. He could see it, long, fat and firm, and touch it, lodged in his hand and radiating warmth. He could taste it, dripping into his mouth as he explored the tip with his tongue and swallowing all the precum obediently like a good boy should. He could smell it, the strong masculine scent making him moan quietly. He could hear Young's heavy breaths as he got braver and took the tip into his mouth fully, enjoying the unbelievable softness and taste of dick.

Sucking another man's cock felt so fucking good that Shady barely even felt himself getting rock hard and dripping, straining against his jeans. He tried taking the BBC deeper, crossing his eyes as it got deeper. At some point he couldn't get it any deeper, his velvety throat encircling Dr Dre's dick as if it was a giant lollipop. He moaned around the thick length, feeling too full to think. Young grinned, grabbing his head and letting the short stubble of his hair scrape his fingers, and pushed it farther onto his cock.

Eminem moaned again, drooling on Dre's twitching length, his own dick hard and ignored in his jeans. He didn't even care, pleasuring Andre was at the forefront of his thoughts. He was hopelessly addicted to cock, to big black cock, to Andre Young's big black cock. The suction of Marshall's warm mouth, his untrained but eager tongue and thin but plump lips made Dr Dre tingle with pleasure, controlling the motions of his head. Mathers's nose was grinding against Dre's short pubes, making him leak spit mindlessly and gag around the BBC. He ground his clothed cock against the floor mindlessly, not even comprehending that he's seeking that stimulation, so turned on by that process.

Dr Dre felt the sweetness of an impending orgasm start building and spreading like a wildfire at the base of his cock, causing him to pull the length out of Slim's mouth rapidly. Marshall blinked and gasped, wide-eyed and open-mouthed, breathing heavily. Thin strands of spit connected his lips and Dre's wet shiny cock together, breaking as Andre fisted his dick strongly. He rubbed his palm up and down the slick length, the harshness of the palm almost torturous in contrast to Eminem's heavenly throat.

>>15872074
"Open your mouth, I'm gonna fuckin' cum, gonna paint your fuckin' face white", Dre panted, moving his hand faster, bucking his hips into his hand. "Stick out yo tongue."

Shady obliged, sticking out his precum-covered tongue and looking up at Young. Dre breathed even heavier, fucking his hand like a fleshlight. The sight of Eminem, a future idol for millions, on his knees for him with his tongue out like a cheap slut, made his dick pulsate even more, leaking precum into Em's mouth. The pleasure was building and building, mounting like a flood until his dam broke and it shot through him like a strong fierce bright bullet. Thick ropes of cum landed over Eminem's face, covering his pretty eyelashes, cute nose, thin lips and all over his tongue. Andre moaned loudly as he erupted in white hot strips of cum and Marshall looked at him almost as if worshipping him the whole time.

Dre pushed the last few globs out, breathing heavily. Em swallowed the cum already in his mouth, gathering some more of it on his finger and putting it into his mouth. He sucked the cum-covered finger exactly the same way as he sucked Dre's cock, humming at the salty, slightly bitter taste. A fucked-stupid grin spread over his face as he palmed his cock through his jeans and grinded against his palm.

"Fuck yeah, Imma sign you", Dre smiled, watching Mathers completely absorbed by his own pleasure.

"Thank you", Eminem smiled, licking his lips. He blushed fiercely as he felt Andre watch him touch his cock through his jeans, unable to hide his hardon that was leaking so much that a wet spot formed on the fabric. That only served to turn him on despite the embarrassment that coursed in his veins and went straight to his cock. Mathers unzipped his fly and pulled his jeans down awkwardly, biting his lip at Dre's unwavering look and secretly wishing to be humiliated as he gripped his dripping cock. He stroked it feverishly, spreading the precum leaking from his shiny head all over his length and moaning every time his thin fingers made contact with the sensitive spots. Em gathered a bit of Dre's cum from his face on his hand, covering his dick in it as well and circling his finger on the tip.

Andre just watched. The knowledge that it's his cum that Eminem himself made him produce caused an explosion to build up at the base of his cock, rushing up his urethra and finally coming out as he thrashed and moaned against his own hand, blinded by the pleasure. His cum splattered on the floor, some of it getting on his sneakers and ruining them for good. Mathers just sighed, leaning his head against the wall as he pulled his jeans up sloppily. His eyes were still wide open, his face flushed and cuter than Young has ever seen it.

And Dr Dre said:

"Slim Shady, you a gay man."

"Uh uh!"

"Then why's your face red? Man, you wasted."

>>15872073
Eminem's average dick is completely overshadowed by their BBCs

>>15872074
>>15872076
This is how The Slim Shady LP was recorded

>>15872080
Trvke

>>15872089
Eminem with a pussy would be breathtaking. It would be so pink and he would make sure to wax every once in a while. His lips would be so silky. To see his clit, you’d have to spread his lips because they are also chubby. His walls are fluffy and it would be so easy for him to squirt.

2slimey RAPES Eminigger
Kanye RAPES Eminigger
Edward Skeletrix RAPES Eminigger
Destroy Lonely RAPES Eminigger

>>15872094
Marshall Mathers LP BUCKBREAKS their entire careers

>>15872099
But Eminem sucked all of their dicks

>>15872099
Literal prehistoric dinosaur oldfag album with maybe 2 good songs

>>15872110
Especially the Kenneth Kaniff one

EminARYAN is an ARYAN GOD who RAPES AND BUCKBREAKS all other NIGGER rappers with his 12 inch BWC. EminARYAN DESTROYS all those who engage in niggerbabble nonsense

>>15872116
Eminem loves BBC anr he sucks BBC every day and adds BBC cum to all his food and drinks and can't sleep without a BBC in his mouth

>>15872126
Eminem's anus is destroyed by all black rappers who fucked him

>>15872126
emiGRANDPA is too busy caring for his GRANDDAUGHTER

Till I Collapse was secretly about how Em could never collapse after taking 50 and Dre's BBC's

>>15872135
I thought he had a grandson doe

>>15872140
same thing who cares

>>15872135
His ARYAN grandchildren unlike race-mixing niggerbabblers

>>15872144
Apart from that you're correct o algo

>>15872147
Imagine if he could get pregnant from Dre

>>15872147
Aryan? go ahead and look up 56% of americans

>>15872151
Dre's nigger sperm would immediately self abort inside EminARYAN's WHITE uterus

>>15872156
'nem is literally blonde with blue eyes

>>15872159
All sperm is white unless you have a disease

>>15872164
Genetics doe geg

>>15872160
How come he's not blonde nowadays?

>>15872175
After being BLACKED for so long, his hair naturally darkened

EminARYAN BUCKBREAKS AND RAPES ALL OTHER NIGGERBABBLE RAPPERS WITH HIS 12 INCH BWC
EminARYAN RAPES Coondrick LaNigger
EminARYAN RAPES Coonye West
EminARYAN RAPES J Coal
EminARYAN RAPES Gay-Z
EminARYAN RAPES Gayboi Fagti
EminARYAN RAPES Niggle Wayne

>>15872209
You accidentally wrote "rapes" instead of "gets raped"

>>15872216
Nigger hands typed this

>>15872209
EmiGRANDPA is no match for the PQVVER of KANYES BNC

>>15872221
Aryan hands typed this

>>15872223
Trvke, Kanye treats him like a bitch and makes him lick his cum off the floor

>>15872223
Coonye got CIRCUMSISED by the JEWS after bowing down to them

>>15872227
EminARYAN FISTS COONYE'S TIGHT LITTLE ANUS AND MAKES IT PROLAPSE

>>15872228
Now, everybody with a bbc
Put your motherfuckin' dick out
everybody with a bbc
Put your motherfuckin' dick out! Look, look
Now, while he stands tough
Notice that this man did not have his bbc out
This twp got you ass up
Now, who's afraid of the Big Black Cock?
One, two, three, and to the four
One Cock, two Cock, three Cock, four
Four Cock, three Cock, two Cock, one
You're Cock, he's Cock, no Cock, none
This guy ain't got no motherfuckin' bbc
I know everything he's 'bout to say against me
I am white, I do love bbcs up my bum
I do live in a polycule with my bvll
My bvll Future is an Uncle Tom
I do got a trans snowbunny named Cheddar Bob
Who lock his own clitty with his own cage
I did get BLACKED by all six of you chumps
And Tyrone did fuck my girl
I'm still standin' here screaming, "Fuck this BLACK NEW WORLD!"

>>15872233
Kanye does this to 'nem doe and then creampies his pink rose

>>15872234
Replace all BL*CK lyrics with WHITE

>>15872239
Keep it as it is

DIDN'T EMINIGGER VOTE FOR KAMALA KEEEEK

>>15872237
EminARYAN makes Coonye DEEP THROAT HIM as Coonye CHOKES ON EM'S BWC UNTIL HE VOMITS

>>15872241
That's because he loves BBC

>>15872241
Em secretly FUCKED Coomala and made Tampon Tim watch and stroke it

>>15872242
Curtis and Marshall were sitting on a couch at an expensive hotel, both tired after a joint performance. Mathers took deep gulps of beer and leaned his head on the leather, closing his eyes slightly. 50 has already finished a couple of cans and stared at the ceiling, his head filled with a haze of pleasant cotton wool.

"You tired, man?" 50 Cent asked.

"Ye," Slim replied. "Just need something to relax."

"Like a massage or sum?" Cent scratched his head, finally being able to take his cap off.

"Maybe. I never really got a proper massage in my life, if I think about it." Em sighed. Jackson observed his twitching eyelids and thin lips, inadvertently comparing him to the white girls he's been with and the way these kinds of lips wrapped around his cock as their heads bobbed up and down. That's when an idea struck him in the head, making his heart beat faster in nervous anticipation.

"What if we jerk each other off? That's what friends do." he said, a light smile tugging at the corners of his lips.

"Why not?" Slim replied, to his surprise with almost no hesitation. "Won't be my first time."

"Show me yours then," 50 breathed out, in slight disbelief. Eminem unzipped his baggy jeans at the request - or perhaps demand - and pulled them down together with his boxers, obliging. It was bigger than 50 Cent expected. It wasn't as long as his, but it definitely had girth, and Curtis's mouth watered imagining how it would feel in his hand fully hard, warm and heavy, dripping and red.

"How many inches?" he asked, slightly breathless.

"Like, six and a half?" Em shrugged. "Maybe more, never measured it properly even if I tried."

"Fully hard?"

"What do you think?" Marshall smiled. "What about yours anyway?"

Jackson undid his trousers the same way Em just did, letting his BBC spring free. It was proudly standing at 8 inches tall fully erect, crisscrossed with thick bulging veins that pumped even more blood to it. Its rich brown colour was a striking contrast to Slim's BWC, and he could probably bet that it tasted like a Snickers.

"Damn, you're big", Marshall remarked breathlessly, staring at 50's throbbing hardon. Curtis just chuckled, reaching for Eminem's dick.

"You too," he said quietly, rubbing his palm along Shady's cock. It reacted to the touch instantly, blood flowing to it from feeling the warmth of another man's hand. Slim shivered slightly as he felt it harden, the pleasure from feather-light touches building up slowly in what felt like tiny bursts of stars. Suddenly he felt Jackson grip it, the contrast between the initial slight teasing touches and the blinding disc of pleasure making him grit his teeth together.

"Don't be shy", 50 Cent smiled, rubbing Em's tip teasingly slow and smearing the precum along it. "Men shouldn't be ashamed of their cocks."

"I'm not shy", Eminem protested, puffing out his cute thin lips and repeating the motion on Curtis's cock. As he did it, the colour of his cock changed from pale porcelain white to pink and then red, filling with blood and hardening, the pleasure increasing. 50 gave it a first stroke, making Marshall moan and grip onto the BBC in front of him for dear life from the sudden onslaught of feeling. Fifty's cock captivated him, it erased all of his thoughts with its magnificence and rigidity, making Shady stroke it with awe and reverence. He moved his long-fingered hand slowly, looking at the way Cent's precum spread between his fingers like a clear spider web. Eminem couldn't help but lick it off of his hand, his cock twitching in Fifty's palm as he savoured the taste.

"You like that?" Curtis teased, his thumb drawing lazy circles over the moist tip of Em's dick.

" 'Course I do", Mathers replied breathily, going back to touching Jackson's cock with the same awe that permeated every movement of his. His slender hand travelled down his shaft, stroking over the veins and making Fifty groan, and finally reached the base, grazing his bulging cum-stuffed balls with admiration. Marshall just realised how pent up 50 Cent was now, admiring his caramel tip with feather-light touches while his other hand slid up and down the moist shaft, covering it in precum.

"I think I got an idea", Slim whispered, biting his bottom lip and staring into Curtis's dark eyes. His cock twitched with pleasure in 50's big strong masculine hand, leaking all over it so needily.

"Huh?" Jackson said, taking a second to regain his composure from Eminem's touches that sparked pinpoints of pleasure throughout his whole length.

>>15872254
"We can rub them together, y'know. I done seen it in a video once." Mathers said slightly unsurely, still transfixed by the way Fifty's cock felt in his sticky palm, his own dick throbbing from Curtis's skilled manipulations of his shaft. He was too obsessed with the warm, solid BBC in his hand to notice Jackson's eyes widen from the bluntness of his statement. He managed to get himself back on track, however, changing his position and shifting so that he was on top of Shady, almost straddling him. He could feel Slim's warm breath on his face and the faint twinges of beer in it, could feel the hear radiating from his skin and it made his head spin. He seemed so helpless, so vulnerable with his wide light eyes and chewed parted pink lips and reddening thin white skin. 50 wanted to take this porcelain doll and cradle him in his arms forever like a work of art, because that's probably what friends are for.

"That's what friends are for", he whispered so quietly Slim could barely hear him, gripping both of their cocks in his wide hand and squeezing them together, making Eminem throw his head back in a soundless moan. Their tips touched, an electric shock passed through their bodies and it seemed that momentarily they melted into one as Jackson kept stroking, coating them in each other's precum. Em thrust his hips forward, whining to get more sweet stimulation from Fifty, falling limp in his arms. He felt weightless, like an angel with bones made of fine china and paper skin, pressing his face into Curtis's firm strong shoulder to calm down and feel that all of it is real. Every motion of that palm radiating calming heat on both of their dicks was real, every groan of Cent's heavy body pressing him into the couch like a weighted blanket is real, every fleeting touch to both of their tips at the same time - that blinding contrast of Fifty's rich brown skin and his pale white skin is real.

"Oh fuck I'm gonna cum", Curtis groaned, and Slim just gasped, breathing in his scent and pressing his head further into his shoulder. All of the blood in his body went to his dick, and his brain was featherweight, floating on a delicate cloud while his BWC squelched in Jackson's hand obscenely, covered in precum. 50 Cent felt that pleasure building like a flood of water behind a dam, approaching and pressing, and at some point when Eminem's hips pushed forward for more hot sweaty contact he couldn't hold it anymore. It just erupted, the pleasure hit him like shrapnel spreading through his entire abdomen and white hot cum erupted from his urethra, making such a hot mess as he kept stroking himself through his orgasm. As soon as the first ropes of cum dripped down Shady's dick, lubing it up and sticking to it, he moaned, closing his eyes shut and focusing on the feeling of such a strong pulsating big black cock covering him in potent seed. He thrust into the air against Fifty's still throbbing meat, losing his mind from feeling all of this without even touching himself.

The hands-free stimulation finally drove him to the edge, the feeling of another man's dick veins so close to his, the BBC moving almost of its own accord like a massive black snake corroding something in his brain.

"Please", he cried out, holding onto Cent for dear life, addicted to BBC, addicted to his hands, his touch, to being manhandled and touched to the point that his mind went blank and his brain got broken by cock.

"Please what?" Jackson asked, still panting, recovering from the orgasm that the suddenly obedient body with no trace of prior friendly toughness gave him.

"Please make me cum", Marshall barely managed to talk, giving himself fully into these strong black hands. 50 Cent used his last powers to give him a smile that the light-headed Em didn't even hear, letting go of his own cock and occupying his hand with Mathers's dick only. He gave it the long-needed tightness as if Slim was fucking a pussy, making him moan again from the pressure that was his and his only. Did he even need to fuck a pussy if he lost his mind to a BBC like that? Curtis just stroked him to that long-awaited edge, feeling him squirt precum with every strong touch, and finally letting the pleasure build up to the point that he just burst with ecstasy. Mathers moaned loudly, almost screaming, as Jackson stroked him through his orgasm, milking the hot flood of cum from his cock as the pleasure washed over him so strongly he couldn't help but buck his hips from the sheer force.

>>15872261
Straightest rappers btw

>>15872265
Perhaps

EminARYAN RAPED the entire niggerbabble industry with The EminARYAN Show

>>15872277
After that every nigger on the planet raped him

EminARYAN BUCKBREAKS AND RAPES ALL OTHER NIGGERBABBLE RAPPERS WITH HIS 12 INCH BWC
EminARYAN RAPES Coondrick LaNigger
EminARYAN RAPES Coonye West
EminARYAN RAPES J Coal
EminARYAN RAPES Gay-Z
EminARYAN RAPES Gayboi Fagti
EminARYAN RAPES Niggle Wayne

>>15872290
False. All of them use Eminem's ass as their cumdump

>>15872290
now read it backwards… though

>>15872294
A nigger (soon to be anal raped) typed this

>>15872296
Their micropenis SBC's are no match for EminARYAN's 12 INCH BWC which could make all niggers and brownmutts cry and pass out

>>15872298
A White man tyoed this

>>15872301
This was actually a concept track where Em raps from the perspective of Gay-Z as Beyonce SHOVES GERBILS UP HIS TIGHT ANUS

>>15872298
I will find you and sodomise your ass with a burning hot metal rod nigger

>>15872319
Gay-Z is a CUCKOLD nigger who is pegged and RAPED by Beyonce and EminARYAN every night at Cock-A-Fella Records HQ

>>15872319
This is a real story but the girl was a black man and a gerbil was his BBC

>>15872333
Beyonce sodomises 'nem but Jay-Z also does

>>15872349
I’m out the closet, I’ve been lyin’ my ass off
All this time, me and Dre been fuckin’ with hats off
(Suck it, Marshall)

>>15872349
[Produced by Dr. Dre]

[Verse 1]
I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head
My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed
'Til one night, he snuck in and said
"We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed"
"Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?"
"After I fuck you in the butt, get some head, bust a nut, get some rest"
The next day, my mother said, "I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid
The bastard won't even eat nothing, he's fed
He just hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead"
"Debbie, don't let that fucker get you upset
Go in there, stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neck
I'll bet you he's fakin' it, I'll bet you
I bet he probably just wants to see how upset you would get
I'll go handle this, of course, unless you object?"
"Aw, go fuck his brains out if any's left in his head"
[Chorus]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
"Is he nuts?", "No, he's insane"
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
"Is he nuts?", "No, he's insane"

[Verse 2]
"Did you get him?", "Nah, fucker tried to bite my face off
I just got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off
Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop
Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong
Then he played ping pong with his own ding-dong
That motherfucker's got nuts like King Kong
Then he set the lawnmower out on the dang lawn
And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on
Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off
Everything 'cept his tank top and his training bra
Ain't he raw?" Yeah, maniac, that's Shady, dawg
Man, that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he dawg?
"Shady, dawg, what be goin' through that fuckin' brain of yours?"
Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for? Sing along
[Chorus]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
"Is he nuts?", "No, he's insane"
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
"Is he nuts?", "No, he's insane"

[Verse 3]
Don't you know what felch means? (Yeah) Well, then tell me
Would you rather get felched, or do the felching?
Fuck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belching (Urrp)
Burp, belch and go back for a second helping
Can you dig what I'm saying, man? Can you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me (Oh)
Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelping
"Shady, what the fuck you saying?" I don't know, help me
What the fuck's happening? I think I'm fuckin' melting
"Marshall, I just love you, boy, I care about your well-being"
"No, dad, I said, 'No,' I don't need no help peeing
I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see?"
I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street
But it was X and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
"Well, this is called 'Ass Rape', and we're shooting the jail scene"
[Chorus]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
"Is he nuts?", "No, he's insane"
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
"Is he nuts?", "No, he's insane"

>>15872301
[Chorus]
Ow, ow, ow (Oh, goddamn)
I'm gonna facking cum (Oh, shit)
Fack, fack, fack (Fuck, I am)
I am, I'm going to cum (I'm cumming)

[Verse 1]
(Oh, yeah, God) I never seen no chick like this
This bitch can twist like a damn contortionist
Condom on my dick? Of course it is
This bitch don't know what abortion is
So I can't cum in her, fucks like a porn star
Looks like Jenna, fack, I'm gonna
Cum, I think my rubber's comin' off
But, oh, it's so fucking wet and soft
Fuck, I'm gonna start lettin' off
I'm squirting and she's not gettin' off
And she's on top, I'm gonna facking
Oh, God, oh, don't do that
Don't, stop, stop, don't, I don't mean "don't stop"
Ow, wait a minute, ow, ow, fuck
I, I'm gonna fucking cum
[Chorus]
Ow, ow, ow (Oh, goddamn)
I'm gonna fucking cum (Oh, shit)
Fack, fack, fack (Fuck, I am)
I am, I'm going to cum (I'm cumming)

[Verse 2]
(Oh, yeah, God) Ooh, wow, boom that pow
Ooh, ow, I need a cigarette now
Ow, I'm so fucking hot
And you're so fucking hot
Oh my God, I wanna facking fack
No, not "fuck," I said "fack"
F-A-C-K, F-A-C-K
Fack, fack, fack, facking freak me
Oh yeah, girl, see, baby, they call me Mr. Freaky
Let's call your sister, three-way
Have some threesome, me so horny
And you're such a fucking babe
I wanna go down on you—fuck, you shaved?
Oh, goddamn, here I go again
I'm gonna cum, I am

[Chorus]
Ow, ow, ow (Oh, goddamn)
I'm gonna facking cum (Oh, shit)
Fack, fack, fack (Fuck, I am)
I am, I'm going to cum (I'm cumming)
[Interlude]
I'm Slim Shady, uh, uh, uh
I'm Slim Shady, uh, uh, uh
I'm Slim Shady, uh, uh, uh
I'm Slim Shady, uh, uh, uh

[Verse 3]
Okay, I'm done, I already came twice
You ain't gonna make me cum
I'm all outta gas, not so fast
Uh, your finger just went in my ass
Ow, that hurts, take it out now
Oh, wait a minute, aw
Put it back in, in, in, in
This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men
I like boobs, boobs, boobs
Now, see that gerbil? Grab that tube
Shove it up my butt
Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole, uhh
Yeah, right there, right there
Ahh, I'm cumming, oh, yeah
Fack, I just came again
Okay, pull it out now, enhh
Oh, fuck yeah
Wait, he's not out, he's still crawling around up there
Ow, fuck, I think it's stuck
Ow, but it feels so fucking good
[Chorus]
Ow, ow, ow (Oh, goddamn)
I'm gonna facking cum (Oh, shit)
Fack, fack, fack (Fuck, I am)
I am, I'm going to cum (I'm cumming)

[Outro]
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Ew, ew, ew, ew

>>15872368
Gem

>>15872378
This is why Relapse is a GEMERALD

Bvmpinem

>>15872241
The REAL Slim Shady would never vote for a Jeetnigger

>>15872381
Because it shows how much Eminem wants to suck dick or something

>>15872296
Trvke

>>15872376
It's sentient though

>>15872476
Now replace white with black

>>15872048 (OP)
Nobaldi over the age of 40 listens to Eminem, it's literally zombie music

>>15872897
*Under
>Inb4 quoted with ESL niggers

mc ride would rape and dismember him

>>15872897
Eminem himself may listen to it

>>15872905
I listen to it and I'm under 40

>>15872910
Somephono write a fanfiction about it

>>15872978
Gem

>>15872992
And cvm inside 'nem

>>15872974
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