/soy/ - Soyjaks

>>15872277
After that every nigger on the planet raped him

EminARYAN BUCKBREAKS AND RAPES ALL OTHER NIGGERBABBLE RAPPERS WITH HIS 12 INCH BWC
EminARYAN RAPES Coondrick LaNigger
EminARYAN RAPES Coonye West
EminARYAN RAPES J Coal
EminARYAN RAPES Gay-Z
EminARYAN RAPES Gayboi Fagti
EminARYAN RAPES Niggle Wayne

>>15872290
False. All of them use Eminem's ass as their cumdump

>>15872290
now read it backwards… though

>>15872294
A nigger (soon to be anal raped) typed this

>>15872296
Their micropenis SBC's are no match for EminARYAN's 12 INCH BWC which could make all niggers and brownmutts cry and pass out

>>15872298
A White man tyoed this

>>15872301
This was actually a concept track where Em raps from the perspective of Gay-Z as Beyonce SHOVES GERBILS UP HIS TIGHT ANUS

>>15872298
I will find you and sodomise your ass with a burning hot metal rod nigger

>>15872319
Gay-Z is a CUCKOLD nigger who is pegged and RAPED by Beyonce and EminARYAN every night at Cock-A-Fella Records HQ

>>15872319
This is a real story but the girl was a black man and a gerbil was his BBC

>>15872333
Beyonce sodomises 'nem but Jay-Z also does

>>15872349
I’m out the closet, I’ve been lyin’ my ass off
All this time, me and Dre been fuckin’ with hats off
(Suck it, Marshall)

>>15872349
[Produced by Dr. Dre]

[Verse 1]
I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head
My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed
'Til one night, he snuck in and said
"We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed"
"Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?"
"After I fuck you in the butt, get some head, bust a nut, get some rest"
The next day, my mother said, "I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid
The bastard won't even eat nothing, he's fed
He just hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead"
"Debbie, don't let that fucker get you upset
Go in there, stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neck
I'll bet you he's fakin' it, I'll bet you
I bet he probably just wants to see how upset you would get
I'll go handle this, of course, unless you object?"
"Aw, go fuck his brains out if any's left in his head"
[Chorus]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
"Is he nuts?", "No, he's insane"
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
"Is he nuts?", "No, he's insane"

[Verse 2]
"Did you get him?", "Nah, fucker tried to bite my face off
I just got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off
Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop
Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong
Then he played ping pong with his own ding-dong
That motherfucker's got nuts like King Kong
Then he set the lawnmower out on the dang lawn
And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on
Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off
Everything 'cept his tank top and his training bra
Ain't he raw?" Yeah, maniac, that's Shady, dawg
Man, that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he dawg?
"Shady, dawg, what be goin' through that fuckin' brain of yours?"
Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for? Sing along
[Chorus]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
"Is he nuts?", "No, he's insane"
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
"Is he nuts?", "No, he's insane"

[Verse 3]
Don't you know what felch means? (Yeah) Well, then tell me
Would you rather get felched, or do the felching?
Fuck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belching (Urrp)
Burp, belch and go back for a second helping
Can you dig what I'm saying, man? Can you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me (Oh)
Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelping
"Shady, what the fuck you saying?" I don't know, help me
What the fuck's happening? I think I'm fuckin' melting
"Marshall, I just love you, boy, I care about your well-being"
"No, dad, I said, 'No,' I don't need no help peeing
I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see?"
I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street
But it was X and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
"Well, this is called 'Ass Rape', and we're shooting the jail scene"
[Chorus]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
"Is he nuts?", "No, he's insane"
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
"Is he nuts?", "No, he's insane"

>>15872301
[Chorus]
Ow, ow, ow (Oh, goddamn)
I'm gonna facking cum (Oh, shit)
Fack, fack, fack (Fuck, I am)
I am, I'm going to cum (I'm cumming)

[Verse 1]
(Oh, yeah, God) I never seen no chick like this
This bitch can twist like a damn contortionist
Condom on my dick? Of course it is
This bitch don't know what abortion is
So I can't cum in her, fucks like a porn star
Looks like Jenna, fack, I'm gonna
Cum, I think my rubber's comin' off
But, oh, it's so fucking wet and soft
Fuck, I'm gonna start lettin' off
I'm squirting and she's not gettin' off
And she's on top, I'm gonna facking
Oh, God, oh, don't do that
Don't, stop, stop, don't, I don't mean "don't stop"
Ow, wait a minute, ow, ow, fuck
I, I'm gonna fucking cum
[Chorus]
Ow, ow, ow (Oh, goddamn)
I'm gonna fucking cum (Oh, shit)
Fack, fack, fack (Fuck, I am)
I am, I'm going to cum (I'm cumming)

[Verse 2]
(Oh, yeah, God) Ooh, wow, boom that pow
Ooh, ow, I need a cigarette now
Ow, I'm so fucking hot
And you're so fucking hot
Oh my God, I wanna facking fack
No, not "fuck," I said "fack"
F-A-C-K, F-A-C-K
Fack, fack, fack, facking freak me
Oh yeah, girl, see, baby, they call me Mr. Freaky
Let's call your sister, three-way
Have some threesome, me so horny
And you're such a fucking babe
I wanna go down on you—fuck, you shaved?
Oh, goddamn, here I go again
I'm gonna cum, I am

[Chorus]
Ow, ow, ow (Oh, goddamn)
I'm gonna facking cum (Oh, shit)
Fack, fack, fack (Fuck, I am)
I am, I'm going to cum (I'm cumming)
[Interlude]
I'm Slim Shady, uh, uh, uh
I'm Slim Shady, uh, uh, uh
I'm Slim Shady, uh, uh, uh
I'm Slim Shady, uh, uh, uh

[Verse 3]
Okay, I'm done, I already came twice
You ain't gonna make me cum
I'm all outta gas, not so fast
Uh, your finger just went in my ass
Ow, that hurts, take it out now
Oh, wait a minute, aw
Put it back in, in, in, in
This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men
I like boobs, boobs, boobs
Now, see that gerbil? Grab that tube
Shove it up my butt
Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole, uhh
Yeah, right there, right there
Ahh, I'm cumming, oh, yeah
Fack, I just came again
Okay, pull it out now, enhh
Oh, fuck yeah
Wait, he's not out, he's still crawling around up there
Ow, fuck, I think it's stuck
Ow, but it feels so fucking good
[Chorus]
Ow, ow, ow (Oh, goddamn)
I'm gonna facking cum (Oh, shit)
Fack, fack, fack (Fuck, I am)
I am, I'm going to cum (I'm cumming)

[Outro]
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Ew, ew, ew, ew

>>15872368
Gem

>>15872378
This is why Relapse is a GEMERALD

Bvmpinem

>>15872241
The REAL Slim Shady would never vote for a Jeetnigger

>>15872381
Because it shows how much Eminem wants to suck dick or something

>>15872296
Trvke

>>15872376
It's sentient though

>>15872476
Now replace white with black

>>15872048 (OP)
Nobaldi over the age of 40 listens to Eminem, it's literally zombie music

>>15872897
*Under
>Inb4 quoted with ESL niggers

mc ride would rape and dismember him

>>15872897
Eminem himself may listen to it

>>15872905
I listen to it and I'm under 40

>>15872910
Somephono write a fanfiction about it

>>15872978
Gem

>>15872992
And cvm inside 'nem

>>15872974
Keyed

>>15873005
Thanks saar

All rap is shit and you're retarded for liking any of it.

>>15873129
Ev&oe rape makes me hard

>>15873170
I said rap, not rape. Anyways, rap is shit and anyone who likes it should be raped

m&m is trash literal npc music bruh like aint no way anybody listen to m&m

>>15873188
Trvke

>>15873209
That's why he needs to be buckbroken

>>15873219
I look like this

>>15872376
aryan lyrics

>>15873239
This probably happened to someone in real life

Does everyone bumping this thread want to rape Eminem?