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whats the worst thing you've ever done

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ur mom

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when I was like 7 I remember taking off my clothes while I was sleeping next to my mother

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cobblestone

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go up

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Nothing

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stole 50$ so i could buy a 4cuck pass

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gooning to miss circle for 3 hours in a row

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i wanna say, but im scared

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gulp

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if somephono posts something worse than what im thinking of posting, then ill post it

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>>15600988
I can read minds chuddy, that's disgusting

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>>15600991
it was years ago

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up

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i used to piss in cups (that my family used for drinking) when no one was home when i was younger

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-stole my sister's concerta several times to play vidya
- tripped a kid in elementary school and he slid across the hallway
- posted my tummy on 4chan
- sent an email to the vending machine company at my college (using a throwaway) with spadeson because my drink got stuck

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>>15600988
what did you do

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making a discord account

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>>15601009
4th one is aryan, 3rd one is niggerstone

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>>15601013
it involves being naked, how could you tell?

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didnt bump your thread until now KINDGODDING

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>>15601009
give us more lore on the 3rd one

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>>15601021
sentient

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>>15601018
ah okay
>>15601024
i thought i was gay for a while and im skinny so i got attention from it
i regret it doe

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I ate the poop in the women's bathroom

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samefagged as every reply in this thread

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>>15600941
Holy darn you are going to hell mister

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>>15601034
when was this? which board? is it /r9k/?

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>>15601042
r9k yes
it got about 50 reppeys lmao

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>>15601042
It was /r9k/ and then they leaked my email and started spamming me with BBC

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>>15601042
oh im stupid, about a year ago

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playing goyblox

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>>15601034
I did this but on /b/ and while I was underage

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>>15601053
early 2025 or 2024

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>>15601049
aryan artist

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Poop in my hand and throw it at people

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>>15601062
nigger… why? i know 4troon grooms people into becoming faggots but why post it on 4cuck for those disgusting niggers?

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Sold pictures of my feet for 2 bucks to some woman

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>i used to piss in cups (that my family used for drinking) when no one was home when i was younger

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>>15601080
attention, madd deprived of it and people begging for more… heil Hitler nigga

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>>15601013
alright fuck it.

I got naked in a field at night, I did it for adrenaline and not for any sexual gratification. one night (1AM) i decided to drive my car up to a nearby country park, it had a fairly large hill, a forest and a big section which was completely flat grassland. I got to there, parked right next to it in the carpark and i got naked in my car. I then opened the door and i just bolted it across the field barefooted. It felt so fucking good and liberating, better than being high (from experience). I felt like a primal beast for the first time. Ran back to my car and i jumped into it like foxy from FNAF 2, the whole thing lasted about a minute but i remember every single footstep i took. Looking back at it, its extremely fucking weird, and i regret it because i just felt like i was being watched, but i would also like to try it again in a weird way.

If you know people wont see you, and your curious, you could give it a try. Albeit you could be fucked if you get caught.

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>>15601163
HOLY BASED

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>>15601163
i might go do this icl

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>>15601163
got hookworms award

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>>>15601013
>alright fuck it.
<reddit space
>I got naked in a field at night, I did it for adrenaline and not for any sexual gratification. one night (1AM) i decided to drive my car up to a nearby country park, it had a fairly large hill, a forest and a big section which was completely flat grassland. I got to there, parked right next to it in the carpark and i got naked in my car. I then opened the door and i just bolted it across the field barefooted. It felt so fucking good and liberating, better than being high (from experience). I felt like a primal beast for the first time. Ran back to my car and i jumped into it like foxy from FNAF 2, the whole thing lasted about a minute but i remember every single footstep i took. Looking back at it, its extremely fucking weird, and i regret it because i just felt like i was being watched, but i would also like to try it again in a weird way.
<reddit space
>If you know people wont see you, and your curious, you could give it a try. Albeit you could be fucked if you get caught.

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>>15601170
geg, looking back at this it was actually fucking amazing, i just felt guilt because its socially unacceptable, albeit it is just so natural, our ancestors lived in the woods naked for millions of years. Clothes are a modern invention and we arent suited for it from an evolutionary standpoint

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>>15601197
i might try it again, i really might.

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>>>15601013
>alright fuck it.
>
>I got naked in a field at night, I did it for adrenaline and not for any sexual gratification. one night (1AM) i decided to drive my car up to a nearby country park, it had a fairly large hill, a forest and a big section which was completely flat grassland. I got to there, parked right next to it in the carpark and i got naked in my car. I then opened the door and i just bolted it across the field barefooted. It felt so fucking good and liberating, better than being high (from experience). I felt like a primal beast for the first time. Ran back to my car and i jumped into it like foxy from FNAF 2, the whole thing lasted about a minute but i remember every single footstep i took. Looking back at it, its extremely fucking weird, and i regret it because i just felt like i was being watched, but i would also like to try it again in a weird way.
>
>If you know people wont see you, and your curious, you could give it a try. Albeit you could be fucked if you get caught.

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>>>15601018
>ah okay
>>>15601024
>i thought i was gay for a while and im skinny so i got attention from it
>i regret it doe

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>>15601177
post a thread on your experience

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can somephono else confess

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>>15601163
Nigga you said this last thread

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>>>15601013
>alright fuck it.
<nigger space
>I got naked in a field at night, I did it for adrenaline and not for any sexual gratification. one night (1AM) i decided to drive my car up to a nearby country park, it had a fairly large hill, a forest and a big section which was completely flat grassland. I got to there, parked right next to it in the carpark and i got naked in my car. I then opened the door and i just bolted it across the field barefooted. It felt so fucking good and liberating, better than being high (from experience). I felt like a primal beast for the first time. Ran back to my car and i jumped into it like foxy from FNAF 2, the whole thing lasted about a minute but i remember every single footstep i took. Looking back at it, it’s extremely fucking weird, and i regret it because i just felt like i was being watched, but i would also like to try it again in a weird way.
>
>If you know people wont see you, and your curious, you could give it a try. Albeit you could be fucked if you get caught.

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>>15601255
>>15601211
>>15601197
are you free tonight bro
if you do it again tonight ill do it too

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>>15601300
im a britbong and its 1am for me right now, i dont feel like it but ill probably do it next week when im in the mood

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>>15601300
post a video of it geg

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vp

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raping niggers and pooping

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>>15600930 (OP)
jerking off infront of some girl

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>>15601353
marge? tell us more

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>>15601353
tell us more

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>>15600930 (OP)
Poop and niggers died cuz of mi ama

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>>15601358
>>15601357
she was facing me on a bus, i did it in my pocket and she didnt notice at first because she was staring out the window, but she mustve noticed me staring into here eyes after a while and she realized what i was doing. she was speechless and she just got up and stood by the bus drivers seat. i had already came at this point and i felt like a disgusting nigger. i just ran off on the next stop and i could feel people staring and starting to say shit. cried on my way back because of the guilt. i wont do it again

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>>15601392
>nusois behave like 3rd world paki migrants
GEEEG JSID

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>>15601392
DOCTORS

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>>15601392
are you brown by chance?

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>>15601392
what the fuck nusoi

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>>15601401
yes but im bengali, not indian

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>>15601407
>>15601392
becoming hindupilled

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on the count of 3, you chant with me.
ready? One, two, threee!
SHUT IT DOWN!
SHUT IT DOWN!
SHUT IT DOWN!
SHUT IT DOWN!
SHUT IT DOWN!

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>>15601407
kill yourself

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>>15601407
nusois…

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>>15601392
its based and turkpilled

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one time i got beat up by some blak girl after calling her a whore. she weighed like 300lb doe so she just bodyslammed me into a table and started punching me (albeit it didnt hurt too bad). Always was mocked after that especially considering i live in georgia and half the school is nigger

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>>15601474
>nusois get beat up by women

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>>15601392
Nigga…

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up, i need more reppies to my shit bait

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>>>15601358
>>>15601357
>she was facing me on a bus, i did it in my pocket and she didnt notice at first because she was staring out the window, but she mustve noticed me staring into here eyes after a while and she realized what i was doing. she was speechless and she just got up and stood by the bus drivers seat. i had already came at this point and i felt like a disgusting nigger. i just ran off on the next stop and i could feel people staring and starting to say shit. cried on my way back because of the guilt. i wont do it again

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tried chasing a girl at night during my blakpill phase but she just stood there because im 5'5, i said a few half sentences, then i just sprinted in the opposite direction.

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i pushed 30 then me and my gang messed with someone who did us dirty

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go up i need more confessions

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>>15601533
go back faggot

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>>>15601533
>go back faggot

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shit on the floor because i didnt like the food at a pub. ended up getting blaklisted so i went there at like 2am and i smeared shit on the windows

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>>>15601197

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>>15601546
gigachad did this

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I once shit in the shower and my dad had to clean it up

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>shit on the floor because i didnt like the food at a pub. ended up getting blaklisted so i went there at like 2am and i smeared shit on the windows

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throw poop at the neighbour lady

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>whats the worst thing you've ever done

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alright im going to do an actual serious confession

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>>15601407
NUSWAS,,,

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>>>15601358
>>>15601357
>she was facing me on a bus, i did it in my pocket and she didnt notice at first because she was staring out the window, but she mustve noticed me staring into here eyes after a while and she realized what i was doing. she was speechless and she just got up and stood by the bus drivers seat. i had already came at this point and i felt like a disgusting nigger. i just ran off on the next stop and i could feel people staring and starting to say shit. cried on my way back because of the guilt. i wont do it again

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sold smokes to teens

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>>15601407
yeah don't worry about that that's completely normal where you come from and normal behavior for browns

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porn mindfucked every race hard but it must've hit indians and other shitskins the hardest

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>>15601608
a large % of indians didnt even have internet until recently

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>>15601628
maybe they really are just like this
you're right
i take back what I said

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>>15601163
I remember someone telling a story like this

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>>>15601013
>alright fuck it.
>
>I got naked in a field at night, I did it for adrenaline and not for any sexual gratification. one night (1AM) i decided to drive my car up to a nearby country park, it had a fairly large hill, a forest and a big section which was completely flat grassland. I got to there, parked right next to it in the carpark and i got naked in my car. I then opened the door and i just bolted it across the field barefooted. It felt so fucking good and liberating, better than being high (from experience). I felt like a primal beast for the first time. Ran back to my car and i jumped into it like foxy from FNAF 2, the whole thing lasted about a minute but i remember every single footstep i took. Looking back at it, its extremely fucking weird, and i regret it because i just felt like i was being watched, but i would also like to try it again in a weird way.
>
>If you know people wont see you, and your curious, you could give it a try. Albeit you could be fucked if you get caught.

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>>15601309
Nigga kier starmer is gonna spy on you through his many cameras he set up this time you will be watched and it won’t be pretty

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>>15601673
xe's a shitskin could you really blame xim

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I spent like 800 bucks of my mom's and grandma's money on meth. I did'nt ask them for it they gave it to me (christmas gift + gigs i did for them) but still i feel like shit over it, then my mom spent like 1500 to send me to rehab. Now i am trying to get back on feet still have'nt used since then but the temptation is incredibly strong.

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quite a few years back, me and some friends wanted to create some disgusting shit and leave it somewhere in our school. We did this by stuffing some cheese and grains into a bottle, having me piss in it then closing it airtight. Left it in the back of his locker for about 6 months and completely forgot about it, until one day he opens up his locker whilst im with him and i snatch the bottle out. He asks what im going to do with it and i say nothing, until he starts walking down the stairs and i decide to throw the bottle at him and my other friend. It explodes, spewing fermented piss all over the floor, walls and my friends. It ended up stinking for a week straight, but they never found out i did it. Only negative were my friends being extremely pissed at me (no pun intended), and refusing to speak to me for a few days.

Its been years now doe, and were at the point where we just laugh about it. Albeit i was scared at the time because i knew i would lose everything if i were to be caught

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>>15601687
Nigga released the symbiote

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>>15601687
by "they", i mean (((them)))

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>>15601687
we also did something similar but we threw our bottle on the roof of the school
it's probably still there and it was in 2022

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>>15601392
this is the reason why immigration shouldn't be a thing

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>>15601707
geg, if its airtight it explodes eventually, i have another one where i put manure (horse shit) in a bottle and i left it in my friends locker. Took it out one day and it was on the verge of exploding, ended up giving it to a younger kid and he opened the lid, the bottle propelled like a fucking rocket, slammed into the ground and horse shit was sprayed all over this bench. Still the most cartoonish thing ive ever witnessed

happened around the same time as the piss bottle btw im trans btw

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>>15601724
yes but i bring economic opportunity to america

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>>15601730
geg
I sadly won't get to experience it bursting since I finished school

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>>>15601724
>yes but i bring economic opportunity to america

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>>15601392
HELLO BHARAT BEAST INDIA SUPARPOWAR 2030

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>>15601730
why did you do this with multiple bottles

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>>15601738
trust me nigga, its gonna burst one day

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>>15601735
is this the brownest post ever?

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>>15601751
we thought it would be hilarious to literally piss and shit up our school. still is hilarious especially considering we actually did it

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>>15601753
this fact makes me happy

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>>15601748
>>15601755
lol trans people and brown people actually improve ur country, we are the reason u exist lol. just becuse i did that on the bus doesnt mean im weird, im just earning what i deserve becuse of how hard i worked to come to the west

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>>15601766
I regret not doing more hilarious shit in my younger years (ev&oe I did some). I can't anymore since I've grown up. If you're still a caca reading this then do it since such memories last forever

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>>15601766
nusoicacas are the jews of the internet
>>15601773
differentnigger

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>>15601773
reported for spam

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>>>15601748
>>>15601755
>lol trans people and brown people actually improve ur country, we are the reason u exist lol. just becuse i did that on the bus doesnt mean im weird, im just earning what i deserve becuse of how hard i worked to come to the west

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>>15601773
Nigga if you jerk off in front of women on a public bus you don’t belong in civilized society

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>>15601790
fell for the bait award

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>>15601790
i are earning what i deserved

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>>15601392
jannies this was just bait btw, dont add "sex offender pajeet" to my notes

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>>15601773
>saar we are actually improving your country

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>>15601801
he still probably nicer than 99 percent of white people

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I negromailed an african migrant, made him suck my cock and then I cut off his balls

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>>>15601392
>jannies this was just bait btw, dont add "sex offender pajeet" to my notes

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>>15601801
Aryan beast

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Rape

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>>>15601801 (You)
>he still probably nicer than 99 percent of white people

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>>15601817
Seriously?

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>>15601813
is this your filename Ive seen it many times

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>I negromailed an african migrant, made him suck my cock and then I cut off his balls

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>>15601822
yes and I created this artwork

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>>15601829
Tell me more

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>>15601817
I had once consensual sex with some slut but she started spreading rumors about how I raped her etc

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i was exploring this abandoned building down a high street with some friends once, and i had the idea to get on the roof and piss onto people walking past. Nobody dared to do it, except me. You could see it splattering on the ground and it hit the lap of someone sitting down.

looking back at it, i was an evil piece of shit

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>>15601801
<What are you doing
>Hnn?
<What are you doing
>Psch.. nuthin..
>Me?
>Hehehe
>Just hangin' around

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I remember putting a smoke bomb in a cigarette machine basically destroying all cigarettes inside geg

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>>15601841
Geg what a bitch, did you prove those allegations were false?

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>>15601833
Drugged my girlfriend

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>>15601860
She didn't go to court with it and just talked shit behind my back to people that I probably don't know
If she ever decides to go to court with this shit then I will probably be able to prove it

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>>15601845
>pissing on people from above for no reason

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>>15601871
You should go to court and sue her for defamation/slander if it affected your reputation doe

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>>15601884
I might do it if she tells this shit about me to too many people
for now it hasn't affected me personally

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>>15601898
it's also possible that this dumb drug abusing cunt has already forgotten about it since druggies aren't known for good memory

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i went to a sonic once and i got served by this rude niggress who obviously didnt give a shit about her job, she just had this sass about everything she was also laughing to her other niggress coworkers.

Food came out sloppy, chowed down the meal then got up and went to the bathroom, took a ton of tissues from the dispenser and i created this pad / mitten which i shat into, using this pad, i then smeared the shit all over the walls of the cubicle, and some on the door and mirror. I then left the bathroom quickly, ran up to the counter and told them to check the mens bathroom, then i sprinted out of that place at fucking lightning speed

Havent returned since, but whenever i walk / drive past it i get this horrible feeling that they will recognize me and hurt me

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>i went to a sonic once and i got served by this rude niggress who obviously didnt give a shit about her job, she just had this sass about everything she was also laughing to her other niggress coworkers.
>
>Food came out sloppy, chowed down the meal then got up and went to the bathroom, took a ton of tissues from the dispenser and i created this pad / mitten which i shat into, using this pad, i then smeared the shit all over the walls of the cubicle, and some on the door and mirror. I then left the bathroom quickly, ran up to the counter and told them to check the mens bathroom, then i sprinted out of that place at fucking lightning speed
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>Havent returned since, but whenever i walk / drive past it i get this horrible feeling that they will recognize me and hurt me

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>i went to a sonic once and i got served by this rude niggress who obviously didnt give a shit about her job, she just had this sass about everything she was also laughing to her other niggress coworkers.
>
>Food came out sloppy, chowed down the meal then got up and went to the bathroom, took a ton of tissues from the dispenser and i created this pad / mitten which i shat into, using this pad, i then smeared the shit all over the walls of the cubicle, and some on the door and mirror. I then left the bathroom quickly, ran up to the counter and told them to check the mens bathroom, then i sprinted out of that place at fucking lightning speed
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>Havent returned since, but whenever i walk / drive past it i get this horrible feeling that they will recognize me and hurt me

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>>15601917
gegg giga behavior

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changed the wallpaper of a library computer to porn

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>>15601917
poopwaffen is real…

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>>15600930 (OP)
lied to myself, friends and family

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Holy shit please post more poopy stories they’re so fucking funny

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>i went to a sonic once and i got served by this rude niggress who obviously didnt give a shit about her job, she just had this sass about everything she was also laughing to her other niggress coworkers.
>
>Food came out sloppy, chowed down the meal then got up and went to the bathroom, took a ton of tissues from the dispenser and i created this pad / mitten which i shat into, using this pad, i then smeared the shit all over the walls of the cubicle, and some on the door and mirror. I then left the bathroom quickly, ran up to the counter and told them to check the mens bathroom, then i sprinted out of that place at fucking lightning speed
>
>Havent returned since, but whenever i walk / drive past it i get this horrible feeling that they will recognize me and hurt me

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Gooned to a gay incest anime porn comic

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gooned to crystal cafe femjak dominating a soyteen

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gooned to mlp porn

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i have to clear my conscience somehow but i have since recovered

When I was 12, a decade ago, I used to dry hump my own mother who was next to me in bed and I was groping her body and all too and she didn't mind and all. She was asleep at the time so I thought it would be good to act it because I was so hormonally charged.

Fuck me man, thankfully I recovered from that incident.

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Through unregulated internet access, I got exposed to extreme porn at a way too young age without knowing what it was at all, desensitizing me to it before even hitting puberty. Thus, when me and my best friend from elementary school were both around 9-10 years old, we regularly attempted to grope/molest each other over months because I thought doing it was funny/a game and this mindset had rubbed off onto my friend beforehand. I only realized what we were actually doing years later and get ashamed of myself every time the memory comes up in my brain.

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>>15602000
Based and redpilled

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>Through unregulated internet access, I got exposed to extreme porn at a way too young age without knowing what it was at all, desensitizing me to it before even hitting puberty. Thus, when me and my best friend from elementary school were both around 9-10 years old, we regularly attempted to grope/molest each other over months because I thought doing it was funny/a game and this mindset had rubbed off onto my friend beforehand. I only realized what we were actually doing years later and get ashamed of myself every time the memory comes up in my brain.

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>>15602000
nusoicacas are motherfuckers

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>>15600930 (OP)
Look at the stories in this thread

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i killed an entire family of 4 then went on a rampage and killed 10 more people and then i robbed a bank and then i set fire to someones house then i killed 5 cops in a shootout before being taken into custody now im posting this from jail with a phone i smuggled in

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I pissed once on the plastic covering the leftovers from the fridge where my younger step-brother did, because he was being an annoying, aggressive piece of shit.

I don't know if it's justified, but at the time, I had UTI too. I don't know if it affected him at all or not, but he isn't affected so he could've taken it out.

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One time at night, I found a half-destroyed shopping cart next to a secluded railway in my city, casually pushed the cart onto the rails, and left.

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salvia though

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when i was 13 i used to ride bikes through this small forest with my friends. one day we came across a tent in the middle of this forest and it empty, but it smelt awful and it was obviously the abode of some homeless guy

being 13 year old me, i hated the homeless so i got in his tent and took a shit directly ontop of his sleeping bag. got out the tent and rode-off, i was nervous the entire time but a mixture of peer pressure and hatred towards to homeless made me do it



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