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why does one of his powers include his hidden appendages? i hope he's not some lame slenderman ripoff
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>>15388361I think it has something to do with the traces of power he has from Clamstaples, because I've heard from an anonymous source that Nophono was originally the good soul that inadvertently created Clamstaples. I don't know why that's the case, but after that, the soul was trying to find a worthy host to eventually stop the threat that would be Clamstaples and "it".
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>>15388374The 'ki is only surface-level knowledge, we're discussing speculations and theories here
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Nophono keeps the soysphere alive,before he was just another gigaposter,gigaquoting all the opinions I disagreed with,then a Grey figure with yellow glasses approached him in the mist,xe said "Woah! And there it is! The retarded grey gigachad! That's all I get for selling the site. That and spamSNCA posting 5 times a minute and the tranime bots."
And so the mysterious Grey bald figure with glasses gave the retarded nugiga a choice,to help save the soysphere by quoting every snca shit and making bait threads much worse,or not,and so the nophono only had one choice,he chose to save the sharty and tbe soysphere,and so he got the important strict dress code a perfectly smooth haircut and a book,that was called "shit only i care fan about" that he had to read everyday,to keep the snca threads away,he to this day is keeping the soysphere alive.
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>>15388385Shit Arthur Pendleton cares about
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>>15388385Can someone upload this on Der wiki because im not logged on there
(It sucks but plis holmes!)
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>>15388452Because I said so and I wasted my time on it okay?
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>>15388456Do I replace Nophono with Nobody then?
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>>15388462Nophono and Nobody the twins saving the soysphere
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>>15388465nophono is winned
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>>15388462Nophono and Nobaldi
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What are clamstaples
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>>15388482Clamstaples is singular
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who is nobaldi? and who is nobeidor?
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did clamstapples created xhem?
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>>15388486Nophono created Clamstaples, but not on purpose
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>>15388482And xes like a demonic entity that posesses things like computer files and stuff
>>15388485Nobeidore is a species of gigafish that is notoriously hard to bait, thats why nobaldi gave nophono an award for baiting him
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>>15388491I've always wondered, how's the relationship between Nophono and Nobaldi like? They seem to fight eachother a lot, but they do tend to get along sometimes or something
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>>15388491who created nobaldi and who created nobeidor?
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isn't nophono a faceless old kids show host?
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>>15388499Evolution created Nobeidore, and nobody knows who made Nobaldi
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>>15388499Nobiedore is an animal, so xe was created by almighty Evolution/Saint Fauci. Not sure about nobaldi thoughie
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>>15388503Yes, he used to be Arthur Pendleton. Not exactly faceless, but eccentric and pure of heart in a way.
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I believe the soul of Nophono found Arthur because he is the worthy giga to take on the legacy that will stop Clamstaples.
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so nobeidor is very hard so thats why nobody cared about attempting to catch but nophono cares about catching nobeidor so thats why he attempted to catch it
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>>15388519Nophono is truly the greatest masterbaiter the world has to offer
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>>15388489no itβs the other way around
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>>15388526I guess you could say that, but I do see it happening that way
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>Thereβs plenty of things that I love
>I just adore all there is to live for in this dear old world!
>I care for spring, I care to sing,
>I care about dogs, I care about frogs
>the goats and the pigs, and the cows that moo!
>But of all of these things all the gold and the rings
>Nophono cares fan about you
>Someday all the world, will know itβs really true
>That youβre so wonderful, yes youβre so beautiful
>And Nophono cares about you.
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I think it was "it" that found the soul of Nophono and tried to drain its power to create Clamstaples. The soul escaped with traces of power that he got from Clamstaples, thus we get to see his iconic appendages.
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baldi has a crypto btw
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>>15388547I think it's a pseudonym for "it", commonly lurking in the domain name, making soyjak.st inherently Satanic
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But Nophono knows for sure
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what if the "fan" in "shit nophono cares fan about" means something? such as, connection to clamstaples? F is 6th letter, A is first and N is 14th, so, what it mean?? 6114? maybe , 6114 DEAD!!!
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still waiting on someone to make a nophono scp
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>>15388615It has ties to the Gigaspeak dialect, I believe it has something to do with referencing fans of specific niches
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>>15388621there are a few concepts of a nophono scp going around but I made one recently
basically the nophono scp has two parts, the book and nophono himself
when somebaldi reads the book (titled shit nophono cares about) the contents of the book are obscure information and well shit nobody actually cares about that varies from person to person based off of their interest
after some time, nophono will appear behind the person who read the book and kill them with tendrils that extend out of its back
and if we were to actually make a nophono scp on the scp wikidiot website do we include sharty references? I was thinking that we make it so that the foundation came to light about nophono after someone posted on the sharty's /x/ board about a strange book they found in a bookstore that they were planning to read on a livestream
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>>15388639ChatGPT ahh dialogue πππππ
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>>15388652Chess is aryan so no surprise
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Someborody make an entry on the scp 'ki
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>>15388652very good idea, but it could be a lot interesting if some inmate was interested in some raisin like like aerodynamics of public transport and that's why nophono spared xim because it's so niche
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>>15388713So containment procedures would totally include giving Nophono obscure information to keep him busy
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>>15388735I thought clamstaples' head looked more like a mix of a goat skull AND a bug head, I think it could be pretty cool to draw it like that
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>>15388750Send a reference?
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>>15388750I don't think that's Clamstaples, he looks more like a sea urchin with a mouth
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>>15388783nickles pooping geg award
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>>15388783ts feels like a marvel movie
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>>15388781I'll draw it but in my head cannon (xitter speak) clamstaples is a deity wearing a mask and poisoning everyone in its way
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>>15388797I am a gigachad ()f ohino btw if that matters
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>>15388783Not canon. The one where its detective gigachad throwing a sign saying "shit nophono actually cares fan about" is doe
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>>15388801it's a giga with a goat skull instead if xis head with blood of xis eyes doe
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>>15388802"shit nobody cares about, like seriously who an cares about is this shit?"
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>>15388802ahit nobody
area about
The seriously
to a caree
about if
this shit?
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>>15388828I think you should get your vision checked
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>>15388845You can clearly see these are Nophono shadow clones
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>>15388852xes nobaldi he knows this shit
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clamstaples created nophono that's for sure. as we all know gigas are ESL, and clamstaples has terrible effects on gigas. but nophono is EFL. nophono was the result of a failed transformation, i think. skit naphana fares abkuf CLAMSTAPLES IS COMING
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>>15388845nophono's lost nigger brother
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>>15388859nophono is EFL since he was Arthur Pendleton from Australia before
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the 'ki says nophono was created by clamstaples, doe we might be wrong and my previous theory is wrong too and the reason why clamstaples does that to gigas is because nophono made clamstaples
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>>15388867blue suit for nophono though or something though
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gem though* forgot though
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>>15388936Messed up the tie color awourd
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gigartha -> nobeidore (independent, no connection) nophono -> clamstaples -> stapling? clamstapling? 2 horns > one "staple" with the 2 horns connected, forming a staple shape?
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>>15388936That entity has sausage fingers, you should give it more menacing ones or something
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>>15388936this is what we call a GEM in hyperborea
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>>15388936we call this a gem in gigartha
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>>15388942geeeg amerimutt when you made a food analogy, sentient
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>>15388953I genuinely think the namerolls have some sort of code for this
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100 reppeyd
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>>15388990I truly make the gemmiest threads for this to happen
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>>15388878nigger iβm clamstaples original creator (and by extent same with nophono as i made the gif but not the character) and I SAY clamstaples made nophono because iβm a SELFISH LITTLE FUCK and EVERYTHING i say is true
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>>15389000trips of truke btw
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>>15389005when is clamstaples coming
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>>15388728thing is that, nophono only appears from anyone who reads his book so the containment procedure would just be to put a book into a safe or a archive under protection or something
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What about gigafly is xhe here?
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>>15389037hold on iβm trying to find which email i used to make clamstaples
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>>15389094CLAMSTAPLESGOD I KNEEL
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>>15388979Add all ze gemerald art into his wiki or something
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>>15389094but who is "it" π
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>>15389118even i shudder thinking about it
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>>15388845Nigphono got aura
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>>15389012Did you draw that?
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>>15389182nophono the gif was made in july, before the character
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>>15389298i posted it on a /giga5/ thread that never ended up being archived
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>>15389182were you the one that made the character
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>>15389094does anyone have that video of nikocado saying βthe aliens are coming and they are coming and when the aliens are here they will be here and then the aliens will leave and when they leave they leaveβ and bursting into tears cuz that was what inspired that gif (although i was spamming the word clamstaples in nigger poop threads before making it) and i canβt find that absolute gemerald
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Nophono will defeat Clamstaples in the end days