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First person to roll the Nophono nameroll will get me to do anything IN REAL LIFE. Albeit with some rules:
- Nothing illegal
- Nothing unrealistic like expensive purchases etc etc
- Nothing life-ruining in general
Give it a shot, 'teens…

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RPAER RPAE RAPE RAPE RAPE

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first

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Rape the nearest am foid

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Ask a janny to permaban you from this shitty site

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>>15381700
If it's so shitty, why are you still here?

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Also, everyone gets multiple attempts

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RAEP RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

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eat sand and die

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eat a carolina reaper pepper
>

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Something unrealistic, illegal, and life-ruining

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>>15381709
I'm obsessed o algo

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>>15381731
That would be fun honestly

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>>15381684 (OP)
Make a plan for exercise for the whole week and make it into a habit.

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>>15381684 (OP)
get a girlfeind

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Finish the doxes of everyone on the NNN wiki page

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cut your dick off

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troon out

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Care about

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>>15381740
I actually do martial arts, although exercise for an entire week would be helpful

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>>15381743
Most unethical thing asked so far

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Do something productive

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make a game about soyjakcs

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>>15381794
what kind of genre do you have in mind?

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get a job

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Become Nophono

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make cum tribute to fpe

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Cosplay as Nophono and chase down your local tranny and film it

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Cosplay as Nophono and chase down your local giga

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>>15381825
I only know this one tranny in particular, although I don't see xher very often. Would be geggers

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Cosplay as Nophono and run around

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test though

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Post your coinslot recreating the same pose as 'cado. Also write "slut 4 bbc" on your ass cheeks.

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Falseflag as a former informant for the NSA/Mossad on the 'cucks /x/ and give fake info. Make sure to research to make it look legit or something

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dress up as a girl

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>>15381830
does this count, its the same thing

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>>15381865
That would be a gemmy idea in general, might do that some day

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make a smv

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Eat a cockroach

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>>15381872
Are you implying gigas and trannies are the same?!

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Goon to Soytan and post it here

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>>15381892
They are

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This will give me the roll

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Go on a heckin wholesome date with this tranny you apparently know & beforehand ask r/asktransgender for date ideas.

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>>15381825
QCTUQLLV DQ THQS

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>>15381910
It almost works, you got one that starts with N

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Seriously OP you should order a dead cocktoach and eat it for the eggs, fuck the nameroll just do it plssss

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>>15381825
just give me the nophono nameroll already jan janny
and also do this

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Burn books in your backyard, any books will do

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>>15381920
did you mean eggs or gegs

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Find a police officer and offer them a bag of flour with a label that says "cocaine"

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>>15381928
i don't have a backyard

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>>15381933
Uh yeah I meant eggs 🍳

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Film a video of you jerking off to cado

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wear your sisters underwear and post pic with timestamp

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>>15381943
OH FUCK OFF

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>>15381943
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

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>>15381943
DO THIS OP

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Ok but how though, I don't own a printer

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>>15381948
We were so close to greatness though

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>>15381965
Do it with the screen

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>>15381948
I don't have a sister

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>>15381936
Burn your frontyard with a book

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>>15381973
how would that work

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>>15381990
>Cado on computer screen
>Film with phono

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>>15382003
i own one of those old nokia phones, this shit aint gonna work blud…

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>>15381996
Burn gooks on your sidewalk, any chinks will do

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>>15381943
KEEEEEEEEEEK

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good luck op, enjoy yourself

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ROUND 2
Steal your moms bra and wear it over your head while screaming I’m a big boy now

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>>15382038
i regret making this thread, and i'd regret it more disappointing you all, so i'll do what i must…

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CVDQ VICTQRY

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>>15382056
nothing stopping you from gooning to something normal and finishing on cado

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>>15382056
Make it snarky snappy

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Scrap trucks on your scrapyard, any trucks will do

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i'm jerking off to the skinny version btw, you never specified if it was gonna be fat nick or coinslot

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You will have a nice and enjoyable day. No need to humiliate yourself

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>>15382105
>i'm jerking off to the skinny version btw, you never specified if it was gonna be fat nick or coinslot
I don't care nigger

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>>15382105
Yeah yeah picrel or fake buster

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>>15382120
but nophono cares fan about it doe…

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Capture rooks on your chessboard, any rooks will do

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if u go through with it ur a hero

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>>15382120
Shut the fuck up janigger you changed your name to force a poor soyteen to do this

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poop

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>>15382148
next thread im not allowing NSFW just for this

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>>15382147
yeah but how, i dont have any recording devices with me rn

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>>15382162
Can’t you just use whatever you’re posting this on

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>>15382177
my pc doesn't have a webcam

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Fish with a hook on your riverwalk, any hook will do

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>>15382185
i have an old nokia phone, can't record videos

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>>15382181
Quit being retarded I already explained it

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>i have an old nokia phone, can't record videos
is this nigga amish

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don't leave everyone waiting please record on you mom or brothers phone

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Push a schnook off the catwalk, any schnook will do

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Take a look on your streetwalk, any look will do

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>Nothing life ruining in general
>Anyways I’m gonna agree to record myself jerking my shit to cado

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>>15382203
>recording yourself busting to a picture of a deformed gay man on your moms phone

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Jannies, if we don't get the video within 30 minutes, permaban this nigger.

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>>15382215
Ok starting now

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You'll get your video tomorrow 'teens, since I cannot think of a proper way to do this right now

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>>15382245
set up a camera, point it at ur computer, and jerk off

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>>15382239
Why must you do this to me janny… I know you changed your nameroll on purpose just for this

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Nophono of immunity test

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>>15382258
Poopoo test

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goon to kfc ad award

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>>15382212
I completely forgot about that part, yeah this actually voids it. HAHA FUCK YOU JANNY(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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>>15382212
If he doesn't show his face it isn't life ruining, nobody is obsessed enough to identify him by his dick

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>>15382272
Get banned from the sharty, any ban will do

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i could goon to cado if anyone wants to see

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It's too neutralpilled…

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