First person to roll the Nophono nameroll will get me to do anything IN REAL LIFE. Albeit with some rules:- Nothing illegal- Nothing unrealistic like expensive purchases etc etc- Nothing life-ruining in generalGive it a shot, 'teens...

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Chud yuxuRtu1 03/03/26 (Tue) 23:48:05 №15381684 [View All][1][2][Quote]

First person to roll the Nophono nameroll will get me to do anything IN REAL LIFE. Albeit with some rules:
- Nothing illegal
- Nothing unrealistic like expensive purchases etc etc
- Nothing life-ruining in general
Give it a shot, 'teens…

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Nojak XXAhc6EN 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:06:16 №15382003 [Quote]

>>15381990
>Cado on computer screen
>Film with phono

Chud yuxuRtu1 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:06:59 №15382022 [Quote]

>>15382003
i own one of those old nokia phones, this shit aint gonna work blud…

Unknown y38TsaJg 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:07:15 №15382030 [Quote]

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>>15381996
Burn gooks on your sidewalk, any chinks will do

Chud 3yNtEvqY 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:07:29 №15382035 [Quote]

>>15381943
KEEEEEEEEEEK

Chud z^Zgz!Qd 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:07:36 №15382038 [Quote]

good luck op, enjoy yourself

Chud MA1kQop4 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:08:12 №15382052 [Quote]

ROUND 2
Steal your moms bra and wear it over your head while screaming I’m a big boy now

Chud yuxuRtu1 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:08:16 №15382056 [Quote]

>>15382038
i regret making this thread, and i'd regret it more disappointing you all, so i'll do what i must…

Dr. Fauci 5NhWNWkr 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:08:23 №15382061 [Quote]

CVDQ VICTQRY

Chud z^Zgz!Qd 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:09:18 №15382083 [Quote]

>>15382056
nothing stopping you from gooning to something normal and finishing on cado

Chud XXAhc6EN 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:09:21 №15382085 [Quote]

>>15382056
Make it snarky snappy

Chud HEewE9l0 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:09:28 №15382092 [Quote]

>>15381943
geg

Chud y38TsaJg 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:09:50 №15382094 [Quote]

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Scrap trucks on your scrapyard, any trucks will do

Chad yuxuRtu1 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:10:11 №15382105 [Quote]

i'm jerking off to the skinny version btw, you never specified if it was gonna be fat nick or coinslot

Chud Tg87bOG9 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:10:48 №15382118 [Quote]

You will have a nice and enjoyable day. No need to humiliate yourself

Chud XXAhc6EN 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:10:50 №15382120 [Quote]

>>15382105
>i'm jerking off to the skinny version btw, you never specified if it was gonna be fat nick or coinslot
I don't care nigger

Chud MA1kQop4 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:11:03 №15382126 [Quote]

>>15382105
Yeah yeah picrel or fake buster

PPP yuxuRtu1 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:11:44 №15382144 [Quote]

>>15382120
but nophono cares fan about it doe…

Chud y38TsaJg 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:11:47 №15382145 [Quote]

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Capture rooks on your chessboard, any rooks will do

Coinjak z^Zgz!Qd 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:11:49 №15382147 [Quote]

if u go through with it ur a hero

Lennonjak f9!t3XJp 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:11:52 №15382148 [Quote]

>>15382120
Shut the fuck up janigger you changed your name to force a poor soyteen to do this

Chud 1ovwKuEB 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:12:04 №15382149 [Quote]

poop

Yurjak yuxuRtu1 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:12:18 №15382157 [Quote]

>>15382148
next thread im not allowing NSFW just for this

Chud yuxuRtu1 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:12:41 №15382162 [Quote]

>>15382147
yeah but how, i dont have any recording devices with me rn

Chud 6rRqRjV9 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:13:51 №15382177 [Quote]

>>15382162
Can’t you just use whatever you’re posting this on

Chud yuxuRtu1 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:14:14 №15382181 [Quote]

>>15382177
my pc doesn't have a webcam

Chud 6rRqRjV9 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:14:32 №15382185 [Quote]

>>15382181
Phono?

Chud y38TsaJg 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:14:49 №15382188 [Quote]

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Fish with a hook on your riverwalk, any hook will do

Chud yuxuRtu1 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:15:49 №15382195 [Quote]

>>15382185
i have an old nokia phone, can't record videos

Impjak XXAhc6EN 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:16:10 №15382200 [Quote]

>>15382181
Quit being retarded I already explained it

Chud uasoF7bh 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:16:14 №15382201 [Quote]

>i have an old nokia phone, can't record videos
is this nigga amish

Chud z^Zgz!Qd 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:16:21 №15382203 [Quote]

don't leave everyone waiting please record on you mom or brothers phone

Chud y38TsaJg 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:16:31 №15382207 [Quote]

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Push a schnook off the catwalk, any schnook will do

Chud y38TsaJg 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:17:21 №15382211 [Quote]

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Take a look on your streetwalk, any look will do

Chud NhJB4Iti 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:17:27 №15382212 [Quote]

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>Nothing life ruining in general
>Anyways I’m gonna agree to record myself jerking my shit to cado

Chud XzQ!Lgjd 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:17:28 №15382213 [Quote]

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>>15382203
>recording yourself busting to a picture of a deformed gay man on your moms phone

Darkiplier 5NhWNWkr 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:17:36 №15382215 [Quote]

Jannies, if we don't get the video within 30 minutes, permaban this nigger.

Chugsjak z^Zgz!Qd 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:18:00 №15382220 [Quote]

>>15382215
this

Chud XXAhc6EN 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:19:15 №15382239 [Quote]

>>15382215
Ok starting now

Chud yuxuRtu1 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:19:57 №15382245 [Quote]

You'll get your video tomorrow 'teens, since I cannot think of a proper way to do this right now

Chud Hk5R4axL 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:20:22 №15382248 [Quote]

>>15382245
set up a camera, point it at ur computer, and jerk off

Feraljak yuxuRtu1 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:20:28 №15382249 [Quote]

>>15382239
Why must you do this to me janny… I know you changed your nameroll on purpose just for this

Cirrus z^Zgz!Qd 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:21:09 №15382258 [Quote]

Nophono of immunity test

Chud yuxuRtu1 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:21:25 №15382259 [Quote]

>>15382258
Poopoo test

Award ws1^df^x 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:21:59 №15382271 [Quote]

goon to kfc ad award

Chud yuxuRtu1 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:21:59 №15382272 [Quote]

>>15382212
I completely forgot about that part, yeah this actually voids it. HAHA FUCK YOU JANNY(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

SLF Hk5R4axL 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:22:29 №15382277 [Quote]

>>15382212
If he doesn't show his face it isn't life ruining, nobody is obsessed enough to identify him by his dick

Angryjak y38TsaJg 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:26:48 №15382326 [Quote]

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>>15382272
Get banned from the sharty, any ban will do

Chudbob z^Zgz!Qd 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:30:55 №15382390 [Quote]

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i could goon to cado if anyone wants to see

Chud rhgHd6xJ 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:33:01 №15382413 [Quote]

It's too neutralpilled…

Chud XXAhc6EN 03/04/26 (Wed) 00:35:15 №15382441 [Quote]

>>15382390
Do it