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You are Harold Thomas-Simon Murphy, the year is 2030 and you are one of the lucky nusois that managed to survive the second soypacolypse, you found a splinter to set in called the nusharty, the village you live in is small but peaceful, however you feel like something has changed, you have seen mayor gigachad a week ago, you wonder what's he doing in that fancy goverment building all day.
what will you do?
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>>15331054
collect some brimstone for future use and search for the jardecucks

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>>15331088
you command your personal army to collect some of the brimstone, they carry the brimstone on their shoulders, anyways you advance further and stumble upon a horrific jartecuck, not like any ordinary you ever encountered doe, what will you do now?
>wut de fug
>IM GOING TO EAT YOUR SOUL AND IM GOING TO EAT YOUR SOUL AND IM GOING TO EAT YOUR SOUL AND IM GOING TO EAT YOUR SOUL AND IM GOING TO EAT YOUR SOUL AND IM GOING TO EAT YOUR SOUL AND IM GOING TO EAT YOUR SOUL AND IM GOING TO EAT YOUR SOUL AND

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>>15331182
Rape xim with the taki

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>>15331182
Place the brim on the taki and push the end without the brin on it towards him so he tries to go through the taki and gets stuck

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>>15331201
you attempt to rape the jartecreature with the taki, however the long-dead websiteycuck just grabs the taki and begins rapidly chewing on it, the 'cuck is now distracted, this is your only chance!
what will you do doe?

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uppp

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>>15331247
take out the stash of the gems from the old party, and use one of them to scare the jardecuck off

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alright OP here tommorow is friday so i will continue this thread, that is if it gets looped, anyways i got a shift tommrow so im gonna go to sleep, goodnight nusois

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>>15331363
sorry for the ESL also

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test

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up

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>>15331247
embed the takis with pieces of brimstone so the jardejuck becomes to fat to move

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jannyjucks loop this snca NOW

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gemerald

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>>15331247
Gigaquote him

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gem thread

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>>15332034
would just make the 'cuck stronger or algo

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necrobump

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do not slide

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up

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bump

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>>15331247
The creature turns into clamstaples

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up

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OP here, i am back home but since im hungry im gonna go eat dinner first, the story is gonna be continued soon dont worry.

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nevermind im an SLF, i'll continue this later

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of course you're gonna use this shit mocking us instead of normal variant FUCK YOU nigger

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>of course you're gonna use this shit mocking us instead of normal variant FUCK YOU nigger

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>>15337092
go fuck yourself tranny you are autistic

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>>>15337092 (You)
>go fuck yourself tranny you are autistic

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bump

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>>15336633
how long is this guys dinner amirite

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up

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alright im back, time to continue this thread

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>>15339934
everyphono already left

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>>15335872
as if things couldn't get any worse, after the creature devours the entire taki, spikes start to grow from the jerdtee creature as it screams in agony, shortly after it turns into bloody mush and the ancient god, known as CLA̷̳͝MSTAPḶ̴̓ES materializes into existance, you realize that this was not any ordinary jardee cuck, not a group of some long-dead website wannabe larpers either, this cave is owned by some cult worshiping an elderitch god, that creature was nothing more then a sacrfice, your screwed, is there perhaps anything you can do?
!! >Y̶O̴U̵ ̷D̴A̸R̸E̶ ̴D̸I̴S̴T̵U̸R̵B̸ ̸M̵Y̷ ̸R̸E̶S̴I̸D̵E̶N̵C̷E̷?̶ !!
!! >N̵O̶ ̷M̵A̶T̵T̵E̵R̷,̴ ̸I̸'̴L̵L̶ ̸S̶H̶O̶W̴ ̸Y̵O̶U̵ ̵A̷G̷O̴N̷Y̵.̴ !!
>fug.

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>>15339938
i know but i'll continue it anyway

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>>15340007
command your personal army to throw the brimstone they picked up to throw on clamstaples

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>>15340007
call nophono, he knows what to do

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>>15340068
>>15340070
you command your personal army to throw the brimstone on clamstaples, due to the spikes being made of some otherwordly material the frist brimstone block gets shattered and the second one quite literally, fades from existances,
while that is happening you grab your shitty pajeet phone and call nophono, nophono is luckily both powerful and on your side, nophono is now on his way to aid you, however you will need to stall as it will take him a while for him to arrive, unless you want to become whatever remains of that jartea cuck too
>Y̸O̶U̶R̶ ̴S̵T̴R̵U̷G̷G̵L̷E̶ ̶I̴S̴ ̴P̵A̵T̷H̵E̴T̷H̶I̴C̶,
≯B̶U̶T̵ ̷A̴L̷S̵O̷ ̸E̴N̶T̶E̴R̷T̵A̶I̶N̵I̶N̵G̶.̴
>nophunu? yuz, i nud yur help

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damn no one is respond

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>>15329477 (OP)
>>15340223
>nophonoGOD tells you that in order to defeat the clamstaples and its defense, you have to throw sproke which melts its spikes in order to throw brimstone at it

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>>15330227
>smug soyak white gay nate

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>>15340314
dont post at lesotho hours

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Up

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>>15340223
Call mods

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bumping this dnb page 20 thread



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