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You are Harold Thomas-Simon Murphy, the year is 2030 and you are one of the lucky nusois that managed to survive the second soypacolypse, you found a splinter to set in called the nusharty, the village you live in is small but peaceful, however you feel like something has changed, you have seen mayor gigachad a week ago, you wonder what's he doing in that fancy goverment building all day.
what will you do?

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first

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>HTSM
Seneca

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brap

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>>15329477 (OP)
eat bugs

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look for him using your shardeemobile

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>>15329477 (OP)
peep on giga BTFO'ing

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>>15329493
you spot a cockroach on the ground, you decide to eat the cockroach as a light snack, it tastes good just as QQOUTEGLQWSTEIN told you HTSMs, what will you do next?

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Take flag into your hands and go to mayor gigachad to kill him and take village to your control
Viva la revolution o algo

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>>15329536
Take flag into your hands and go to mayor gigachad to kill him and take village to your control posteditagain

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Call up my pals and go for a drive around the block

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>>15329548
ok, im working ot it

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go to quote and complain about everything and the fuggen jerdee evendoe it died 6 years ago

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>>15329561
>6 years ago
Didden blvd even 'arty don't exist that long

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>>15329548
you try to take the flag into your hands, its too heavy however so you instead find a stick, draw the flag on a piece of paper and glue it to the stick, obviously nophono joined your revolution LARP so you venture out to the goverment building yourself
to your dismay, you find mayor gigachad unconcious, he seems to be badly beaten, still alive, but it dosen't seem like he is getting up any time soon, what will you do next?

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long-dead websiteBVLLS VVON KEEP TAKING LZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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>>15329643
>"cuck" isnt cencored but "fuck" is

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>>15329572
2030 retard

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>>15329634
Stick the flag in his heart and announce the seizure of power and the creation of a nu nusoi goverment
>Annexing village with like two people

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>>>15329548
>you try to take the flag into your hands, its too heavy however so you instead find a stick, draw the flag on a piece of paper and glue it to the stick, obviously nophono joined your revolution LARP so you venture out to the goverment building yourself
>to your dismay, you find mayor gigachad unconcious, he seems to be badly beaten, still alive, but it dosen't seem like he is getting up any time soon, what will you do next?

yekk OMGSISA!!!!! OMGSISA!! and then try to carry the giga to the docots office

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yell*

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dog toes is a censored word? locked as shit

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>>15329657
you stick the flag into his heart, seems like you killed him at first, however gigachad out of a sudden wakes up and pulls the flag out of his chest
you then realize, gigachad is nearly invincible because of the nanomachines wich respond to physhical trauma
<what's happening? ah, must've been you nusoi who woke me up.
>nigguh how the fug did ou git up fuggen gigger mane i literally JABBED ou intu dee hart fuggen gigger

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what will you do next?

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>>15329723
Bait him into gigaquoting something like
>gooning to 'p
So all town can start a useless nigger war because of outrage o algo

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throw shit at him

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ask him where all the gems are

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>>15329742
luckily, you know that giga is diagnosed with OGD, you manage to bait him by showing him a soyquote of >gooning to 'p
gigachad gigaquotes it, as an result he is forced to be exiled out of his own town he built, shame on you.
>luk giga on mi soyquotttt, so funni!
<gooning to 'p
<gigamouse.gif
>PEDOGIGGER MAWWDSSS BANBANBAN!!
<oh damn it!

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what will you do next?

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>>15329724
ask him why was he BTFOD on the floor

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>>15329831
Pls don’t ban me

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>>15329831
BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN!!!!

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>>15329829
before gigachad leaves into exile, you as him how he got BTFO'd
>mane hou deed ou git BEE TEA EF OUD?
<splintercucks raided the settlement and i had to fight against them alone, i managed to fend them off but i was tired out and i passed out soon after
he then goes into the exile, and suddenly everything is quiet, however this splinter will need a new mayor now that giga is gone
what will you do now?

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>>15329827
START REVOLUTION AGAINST PEDOGIGGER TO IMANSIPATE GOVERMENT POWER
VIVA LA BRAPLUTION O ALGO

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oppositeGODded nuswaneanderthal

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>>15329874
BECOME NEW MAYOR AND AND START ASSEMBLE YOUR PERSONAL ARMY FOR THE GREAT SHITSKIN WAR AGAINST PEDOSPLINTERS
>Even doe mayor gigachad gigaquote 'p advertise

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>>15329827
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS XHE JUST PORTRAYED A TROON WHO GIGAQUOTED GOONING TO 'P AS A GIGA MODS MODS MODS MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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OP here i gotta go to sleep so uh goodbye

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>>15329936
kill yourself you pedophile, you're using this adventure thread as an excuse to promote pedophilia

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>>15329936
>Making adventure thread just before you gonna go to sleep

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>>>15329936
>kill yourself you pedophile, you're using this adventure thread as an excuse to promote pedophilia

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>>15329955
yes you portrayed a troon who gigaquoted "gooning to 'p" as a giga so you gigaquoted pedophilia

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this is literally a janny's own thread, "rules for me but not for thee ahhh", this is literally a rabid pedophile who called a 'p gigaquoter a giga joons have to ban him for at least a week

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>OP here i gotta go to sleep so uh goodbye

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>>15329963
Rulecuckmaxing

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up

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>>15329936
i lied i dont need sleep niggas thats right im a vampire i dont sleep

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>>15329891
>>15329875
you imansipate goverment power and establish a personal army.
>TODAY IS A BAD DAY MEN, OUR FORMER MAYOR TURNED OUT TO BE A OGD TRANNY PEDOGIGGER, BUT WORRY NOT! WE SHALL KILL ALL PEDONIGGERS, TODAY IS THE START OF A NEW ERA, THE ERA OF DA NUSOIS!
what will you do next?

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fuck i forgot to attach image

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>>15330227
have an orgy with my men

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>>>15330227
>have an orgy with my men

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>>15330236
no nigger fuck off

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>>15330227
ATTACK PEDOSPLINTERS THAT KILL MAYOR GIGA
>even doe HTSM want to kill him

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>>15330227
spam bait on the sharty, that usually fixes everything

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>>15330250
your decide to go after jerdee first, seems like the nu-jerdee larpers have devolved back to the stone age, after all their settlment it a literal gooncave with a bunch of shit plastered on it so this sholud be easy

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>>15330344
take a raisin

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>>15330344
go into the gooncave interrupt their mlp, soytan, fpe goonsesh

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>>15330344
shit pants and throw the poop straight up and wait for it to fall on me as a power move

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>>15330344
look if fnf pedo is hiding there

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>>15330344
Throw in a speaker with the 'G turned on at full volume

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i got brootally raped by the nameroll nusois it's over



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