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The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?

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Draw a nuvariant on the cave wall

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Me go to jerdee tribe to attak

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paint myself in grey to be a gigglechat

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sacrifice a goat to quote

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Bump

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>>15122825
You decide to take a shit to draw an new variant, a very bad one at least. and it took you 1 minute
>ME CALL DIZ FRIGGEN GEM UGAOGAJAK
What do you do?

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hans is this you

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>>15122854
force it to the tribe people

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>>15122854
find another nucavemans' cave and spam ugaogajak there by drawing it all over his walls

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>>15122854
Make 50 different versions of it and put them everywhere

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Me am smash willy with rock because find not cavegirl

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>>15122854
Carve it into the ‘log for an hour, making 50 copies total

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mortal african toddler of a thread

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>>15122909
vro can you at least wait 10 min for op to draw the next pannel before complaining

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alive aryan adult of a thread

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>>15122864
>>15122863
You go outside sadly you can bring your variant with you because you drawn it on a rock. You hear something walking towards you and see a OH NO it's a megafaunacuck with a long nose.
<NUCAVECREATURES FORGOT TO BRING THERE TOOLS. KEEEEEEK JUST SHUT THE TRIBE DOWN ATP!
What do you do?

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>>15122969
Ask it about Komputersem

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Smash your tbp with a rock to prove you are a real woman

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>>15122969
hit fauna with poop

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>>15122969
shit in its nose for being obsessed

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>>15122969
Find rock and mushroom, crush rock, eat rock and mushroom, generate a superexplosive gigashart loaded with stone sharpnel and brap at the faunacuck

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Up

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>>15122969
gouge its eyes, rip off its nose

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>>15122983
You take a large dump and you start throwing it at them, for some reason it doesn't work and he is still laughing and teasing at you
<KEEEEEEEEEEEEK NUSOIHUMANS CAN'T HUNT!
>KILL YOURSELFZ YOU IZ OBSSESD APEX PERY!
What do you do?

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Bump

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>>15123086
get a spear and stab stab attack

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>>15123086
throw poop in his mouth mid laugh

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>>15123086
stick your head in his mouth

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>>15123086
put your dick in his mouth

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>>15123086
PUT FUCKING EVERYTHING IN HIS MOUTH!

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Up

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1,000,000 year old fossilised vantanigger feotus of a thread just pack it up

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amberald

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>>15123104
In a fit of rage, you grab you spear and lunge at him and stab him in the mouth.
>YOU IZ BLAK AND PRTED TO BE WOMAN NOW DYE!
<OHNONONON- AAAAAAAAACCCCK!
You successfully kill him.
What do you do?

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>>15123253
em 'p ayy jsitfd

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>>15123253
based. field dress him and use his bbc as a makeshift bbc to put on your tbp

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>>15123253
Go hunt for the dangerous averi sabre tooth tiger to boost your tribe standing

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>>15123253
Go hunt somephono else because this nigherbeast is covered in poop and poop is bad

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>>15123253
also meet your tribe leader for commands

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>>15123253
do xis body…

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test

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>>15123253
start laughing hysterically because it's poop and a nigger dying

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>>15123274
You can't find any to hunt for yet so hunt for something else, yourself. You stab yourself in the head causing you to bleed uncontrollable. As soon you tried to rip it out, you fall over and die.

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>>15123515
komputersem revives me

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>>15123515
As your body loses blood your asshole loosens making an earth shattering brap which breaks a hole in the ozone layer.
This bruns a pterodactyl alive and drops it right Infront of you.
The smell brings you back to health

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>>15123515
wow great thread

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>>15123541
It's not done just wait

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>>15123515
that's it?? that's the whole adventure thread??? OP BETRAYED US

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>>15123589
MEDS I'm working the next panel

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Komputersem will save us from trash OP

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Also janjans please loop the thread.

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>>15123515
You wake up, the year is 2026. This not the place you died at you open your just to find out that your in a museum filled with modern humans, and your in a rectangle shaped ice. This might be the fuggin jerdee tribe doing this.
^OH MY SCIENCE, A HECKING CAVEMAN.
What do you do now?

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>>15123930
start screeching like a banshee and try to get out

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>>15123930
Shit yourself

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>>15123985
You start screaming and breaking the ice with your hands, the soyboys are shocked start running out of the exhibit after you broke.
>UUAGAOGABOGA! ITZ DU FUGGEN JERDEE PEOPLE THEY TRAP ME WITH ICE!
^OOOOOOOOOOYYYY HE"S ALIVE!
They are now trying to tell the security to tranquilize you.
What do you do?

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>>15124228
I escape the ice and run away from the obsessed men

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>>15124228
draw miss circle and start gooning because its been 3000000Ma's since last goon

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>>15124308
>ME IS WILL KILL LEDAR OF JERDEE UGA
You start running away from them and you try to escape but security came faster then expected.
^You WILL Calm down now fat man, and you WILL NOT resist.

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>>15124804
call komputersem and ask him for help

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>>15124804
jump so you break a hole into the basement (you're that fat)

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>>15124804
do a barrel roll

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>>15124804
accuse guards of racism

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>>15124912
You start jumping so you can break the floor that leads to the basement, in order to kill them.
>OOOOOOGABOOGAOOOGAAAA
The floor collapse below you and you fall and eventually land into the basement, causing both security guards to die from falling. But it's too dark, and you can't find a light switch.
What will you do?

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>>15125247
Jump to break the floor of the basement so you get to its second floor

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>>15125247
light up the room with your bioluminescent braps

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>>15125247
rage so at the fuggen jardee so hard you start glowing

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>>15125328
You start jumping so you can break the floor, again. But this time, instead of ending up at the buildings second floor, you end up in a sewer, the security guards your sitting on dropped his hat and a newspaper after the fall.
What will you do?

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>>15126316
disregard the hat and newspaper and call up komputersem for help

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up

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>>15126316
levitate from the soy by the continuous pressure of a very long brap

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bumo

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Why do we need another htsm forced meme adventure go back to save the bull NOWW FAGGOT and oreos

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>>15126316
Wash the hat in blood to make it a MAGA hat

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>>15129621
KILL YOURSELF THIS IS GEMMY AND ANIMATED

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>>15126316
Break the floor of the sewer and go into niggerhell

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travel against the sewer's stream

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>>15129621
For the love of science, OP isn't the save the bull guy, I AM!!! Stop heckin' harassing him you obsessed faggot or something

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>>15127211
You start to levitate from the guards corpse by farting on it the dirty 50 year old wastewater that haven been cleaned, it causes you to skyrocket back to the museum, the same place that you waked up at.
Where do you go?

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effortcoal

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>>15129888
I get excited by a nearby vending machine and spot a mysterious man in a mullet with a can of soda

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>>15129916
You get excited after finding a vending machine. To you it's very new, it's filled with hundreds of bagged food slop products that makes you think that you eat all of them. But you spot a man with a mullet mysterious holding some sort of soda can, you want to know what's inside the can, but you want to eat everything that the vending machine offers.
What do you choose?

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Bupm

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>>15130377
Punch xim and steal xis stuff

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>>15130377
Gemmy gif

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>>15130524
>>15130377
POLL RESULT: The guy with the mullet
You decide to approach the mysterious guy. Since you want to know what's inside the can, you punch him with your fist causing one of his upper teeth to fall out, he collapse on the ground bleeding from his mouth. You steal his wallet filled with money, and the can of soda from him.
What do you do? and oreos

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>>15131683
squish him with the vending machine

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>>15131683
gegerald

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>>15131693
do this

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>>15131683
Eat the can

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>>15131693
So to not be caught. You decide to use the vending machine to crush his corpse, you push the machine for a painstaking minute and after tilting it. The machine falls and crush him, almost destroying his entire body. You know this bad to do so you say;
>Me iz sorry man

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>>15131847
What a moralGOD. He will surely repent

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>>15131847
Grab soylent from wending machine and drink it

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>>15131732
You eaten and swallow the soda not knowing what it will do to your body. But for some reason it did not hurt you at all, strange?

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>>15131873
You break glass to get something else to eat from the machine and see something that sticks out. A bottle, for a drink called Soylent. It's also chocolate flavored to.
>Dis food might be amber that saved tribe.
Before you grab and drink it. The police shown up to the museum, and are ready to arrest you, maybe you shouldn't kill that wholesome man.
What do you do?

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>>15132180
I take everything out of the vending machine and I try to make a weapon out of it

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>>15132180
throw soylent at them

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>>15132240
You take everything you found the the vending machine and try to a weapon out of them. But doesn't look like any weapon at all, it just a pile of unhealthy food that Nophono fines delicious, and then. It collapse into a pile of garbage that now has to be cleaned up, all of a sudden-
^FREEZE! Don't you dare move an inch from us you neanderthal.
>KYS KYS KYS YOU CORD TRIBESMEN YOU IZ BAIT ME WIT EPI SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE!
What do you do now?

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>>15132875
Brap so hard you fly through the roof

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>>15132875
use the pieces of the mulletman and throw it at the cops

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>>15132875
Hide behind wending machine and wait them to shoot all their bullets. Then throw wending machine at them

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brap

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>>15129669
Then get back to work slave I need my goy slop NOWWWWWW

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>>15132875
Hurl the vending machine at them like a bowling ball

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>>15138724
Do this

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Bumo

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up

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This thread was the last gem that ever was produced on the 'arty

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Up

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Pig poop

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Bumping every gemmy thread on the ‘log
Part 1

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op shall return, we're in dire need of gems

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>>15132875
Run from the cops and quickly run out of steam

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