The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader

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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure Bapepe 7FfdJVq2 02/09/26 (Mon) 19:43:03 №15122822 [View All][1][2][Quote]

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?

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Nojak avBulq9u 02/10/26 (Tue) 08:00:25 №15129621 [Quote]

Why do we need another htsm forced meme adventure go back to save the bull NOWW FAGGOT and oreos

Chud X4KoEewI 02/10/26 (Tue) 08:02:28 №15129626 [Quote]

>>15126316
Wash the hat in blood to make it a MAGA hat

Chud QrCogPoB 02/10/26 (Tue) 08:03:20 №15129628 [Quote]

>>15129621
KILL YOURSELF THIS IS GEMMY AND ANIMATED

Chud gIwivVfq 02/10/26 (Tue) 08:11:33 №15129644 [Quote]

>>15126316
Break the floor of the sewer and go into niggerhell

Chud QrCogPoB 02/10/26 (Tue) 08:19:16 №15129662 [Quote]

travel against the sewer's stream

Chud rirMl61G 02/10/26 (Tue) 08:21:00 №15129669 [Quote]

>>15129621
For the love of science, OP isn't the save the bull guy, I AM!!! Stop heckin' harassing him you obsessed faggot or something

Chud 7FfdJVq2 02/10/26 (Tue) 09:28:07 №15129888 [Quote]

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>>15127211
You start to levitate from the guards corpse by farting on it the dirty 50 year old wastewater that haven been cleaned, it causes you to skyrocket back to the museum, the same place that you waked up at.
Where do you go?

Chud 0SKcHVn4 02/10/26 (Tue) 09:32:07 №15129903 [Quote]

effortcoal

Chud bvSZv34l 02/10/26 (Tue) 09:36:20 №15129916 [Quote]

>>15129888
I get excited by a nearby vending machine and spot a mysterious man in a mullet with a can of soda

Pepe MttwppNp 02/10/26 (Tue) 10:16:47 №15130038 [Quote]

>>15129916

Chud 7FfdJVq2 02/10/26 (Tue) 12:21:05 №15130377 [Quote]

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>>15129916
You get excited after finding a vending machine. To you it's very new, it's filled with hundreds of bagged food slop products that makes you think that you eat all of them. But you spot a man with a mullet mysterious holding some sort of soda can, you want to know what's inside the can, but you want to eat everything that the vending machine offers.
What do you choose?

Chud NphvCwam 02/10/26 (Tue) 13:13:46 №15130516 [Quote]

Bupm

Chud IbI56Rxd 02/10/26 (Tue) 13:17:43 №15130524 [Quote]

>>15130377
Punch xim and steal xis stuff

Chud MttwppNp 02/10/26 (Tue) 16:46:56 №15131490 [Quote]

Chud bvSZv34l 02/10/26 (Tue) 17:23:04 №15131678 [Quote]

>>15130377
Gemmy gif

Nojak 7FfdJVq2 02/10/26 (Tue) 17:23:51 №15131683 [Quote]

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>>15130524
>>15130377
POLL RESULT: The guy with the mullet
You decide to approach the mysterious guy. Since you want to know what's inside the can, you punch him with your fist causing one of his upper teeth to fall out, he collapse on the ground bleeding from his mouth. You steal his wallet filled with money, and the can of soda from him.
What do you do? and oreos

Nate WCfQRgia 02/10/26 (Tue) 17:26:02 №15131693 [Quote]

>>15131683
squish him with the vending machine

Chok bvSZv34l 02/10/26 (Tue) 17:26:44 №15131695 [Quote]

>>15131683
gegerald

Chud bvSZv34l 02/10/26 (Tue) 17:26:56 №15131696 [Quote]

>>15131693
do this

Chud hrPZwhzp 02/10/26 (Tue) 17:32:41 №15131732 [Quote]

>>15131683
Eat the can

Fatjak 7FfdJVq2 02/10/26 (Tue) 17:56:32 №15131847 [Quote]

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>>15131693
So to not be caught. You decide to use the vending machine to crush his corpse, you push the machine for a painstaking minute and after tilting it. The machine falls and crush him, almost destroying his entire body. You know this bad to do so you say;
>Me iz sorry man

Unknown MttwppNp 02/10/26 (Tue) 17:58:45 №15131856 [Quote]

>>15131847
What a moralGOD. He will surely repent

Chud h3HfNWFF 02/10/26 (Tue) 18:00:57 №15131873 [Quote]

>>15131847
Grab soylent from wending machine and drink it

Mexiaryan 7FfdJVq2 02/10/26 (Tue) 18:37:24 №15132145 [Quote]

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>>15131732
You eaten and swallow the soda not knowing what it will do to your body. But for some reason it did not hurt you at all, strange?

Chud 7FfdJVq2 02/10/26 (Tue) 18:43:37 №15132180 [Quote]

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>>15131873
You break glass to get something else to eat from the machine and see something that sticks out. A bottle, for a drink called Soylent. It's also chocolate flavored to.
>Dis food might be amber that saved tribe.
Before you grab and drink it. The police shown up to the museum, and are ready to arrest you, maybe you shouldn't kill that wholesome man.
What do you do?

Slopjak pBk3he31 02/10/26 (Tue) 18:51:15 №15132240 [Quote]

>>15132180
I take everything out of the vending machine and I try to make a weapon out of it

Chud mqwfEqy^ 02/10/26 (Tue) 18:53:38 №15132260 [Quote]

>>15132180
throw soylent at them

Chud MttwppNp 02/10/26 (Tue) 19:01:14 №15132319 [Quote]

>>15132180
Repent

Slitherjak 7FfdJVq2 02/10/26 (Tue) 20:27:09 №15132875 [Quote]

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>>15132240
You take everything you found the the vending machine and try to a weapon out of them. But doesn't look like any weapon at all, it just a pile of unhealthy food that Nophono fines delicious, and then. It collapse into a pile of garbage that now has to be cleaned up, all of a sudden-
^FREEZE! Don't you dare move an inch from us you neanderthal.
>KYS KYS KYS YOU CORD TRIBESMEN YOU IZ BAIT ME WIT EPI SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE!
What do you do now?

Shotjak 86Ec4DTF 02/10/26 (Tue) 20:30:18 №15132905 [Quote]

>>15132875
Brap so hard you fly through the roof

Chud Fwbcw28M 02/10/26 (Tue) 21:30:51 №15133311 [Quote]

>>15132875
use the pieces of the mulletman and throw it at the cops

Doctos h3HfNWFF 02/10/26 (Tue) 21:33:23 №15133335 [Quote]

>>15132875
Hide behind wending machine and wait them to shoot all their bullets. Then throw wending machine at them

Chud WCfQRgia 02/10/26 (Tue) 21:39:43 №15133394 [Quote]

brap

Gapejak avBulq9u 02/11/26 (Wed) 09:07:17 №15138722 [Quote]

>>15129669
Then get back to work slave I need my goy slop NOWWWWWW

Slopjak avBulq9u 02/11/26 (Wed) 09:08:53 №15138724 [Quote]

>>15132875
Hurl the vending machine at them like a bowling ball

Chud Fwbcw28M 02/11/26 (Wed) 09:21:25 №15138759 [Quote]

>>15138724
Do this

Cryboy mFjA2ctL 02/11/26 (Wed) 17:10:34 №15142467 [Quote]

Bumo

Chud 799M6KHY 02/11/26 (Wed) 17:58:44 №15143285 [Quote]

up

Chud aRAKZyZj 02/11/26 (Wed) 17:59:37 №15143306 [Quote]

This thread was the last gem that ever was produced on the 'arty

Chud Fwbcw28M 02/11/26 (Wed) 17:59:43 №15143310 [Quote]

>>15143285
hello

Bernd MByjCToC 02/11/26 (Wed) 18:53:11 №15144167 [Quote]

Up

Chud 0PA4lH!S 02/12/26 (Thu) 04:08:09 №15150460 [Quote]

>>15143306
trve

Chud 8PI8Q9Xz 02/12/26 (Thu) 04:08:49 №15150467 [Quote]

Pig poop

Chud CBsF8rEj 02/12/26 (Thu) 14:35:28 №15153974 [Quote]

Bumping every gemmy thread on the ‘log
Part 1

Chud dd^U7NqF 02/12/26 (Thu) 14:37:33 №15153999 [Quote]

op shall return, we're in dire need of gems

Vlodson ZhyZ5R2N 02/12/26 (Thu) 14:48:06 №15154109 [Quote]

>>15132875
Run from the cops and quickly run out of steam

Chud 799M6KHY 02/12/26 (Thu) 17:58:16 №15156592 [Quote]

>>15143310
hi

Chud Fwbcw28M 02/12/26 (Thu) 18:01:16 №15156628 [Quote]

>>15156592
Hiya

Platejak yg3cCQ7u 02/13/26 (Fri) 02:06:41 №15163612 [Quote]

OP are you there?

Chud QrCogPoB 02/13/26 (Fri) 02:07:35 №15163616 [Quote]

op is an slf and abandoned us