The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader

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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure Bapepe trOAN3Jv 02/09/26 (Mon) 19:43:03 №15122822 [View All][1][2][Quote]

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?

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Chud trOAN3Jv 02/10/26 (Tue) 13:13:46 №15130516 [Quote]

Bupm

Chud trOAN3Jv 02/10/26 (Tue) 13:17:43 №15130524 [Quote]

>>15130377
Punch xim and steal xis stuff

Chud trOAN3Jv 02/10/26 (Tue) 16:46:56 №15131490 [Quote]

Chud trOAN3Jv 02/10/26 (Tue) 17:23:04 №15131678 [Quote]

>>15130377
Gemmy gif

Nojak trOAN3Jv 02/10/26 (Tue) 17:23:51 №15131683 [Quote]

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>>15130524
>>15130377
POLL RESULT: The guy with the mullet
You decide to approach the mysterious guy. Since you want to know what's inside the can, you punch him with your fist causing one of his upper teeth to fall out, he collapse on the ground bleeding from his mouth. You steal his wallet filled with money, and the can of soda from him.
What do you do? and oreos

Nate trOAN3Jv 02/10/26 (Tue) 17:26:02 №15131693 [Quote]

>>15131683
squish him with the vending machine

Chok trOAN3Jv 02/10/26 (Tue) 17:26:44 №15131695 [Quote]

>>15131683
gegerald

Chud trOAN3Jv 02/10/26 (Tue) 17:26:56 №15131696 [Quote]

>>15131693
do this

Chud trOAN3Jv 02/10/26 (Tue) 17:32:41 №15131732 [Quote]

>>15131683
Eat the can

Fatjak trOAN3Jv 02/10/26 (Tue) 17:56:32 №15131847 [Quote]

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>>15131693
So to not be caught. You decide to use the vending machine to crush his corpse, you push the machine for a painstaking minute and after tilting it. The machine falls and crush him, almost destroying his entire body. You know this bad to do so you say;
>Me iz sorry man

Unknown trOAN3Jv 02/10/26 (Tue) 17:58:45 №15131856 [Quote]

>>15131847
What a moralGOD. He will surely repent

Chud trOAN3Jv 02/10/26 (Tue) 18:00:57 №15131873 [Quote]

>>15131847
Grab soylent from wending machine and drink it

Mexiaryan trOAN3Jv 02/10/26 (Tue) 18:37:24 №15132145 [Quote]

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>>15131732
You eaten and swallow the soda not knowing what it will do to your body. But for some reason it did not hurt you at all, strange?

Chud trOAN3Jv 02/10/26 (Tue) 18:43:37 №15132180 [Quote]

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>>15131873
You break glass to get something else to eat from the machine and see something that sticks out. A bottle, for a drink called Soylent. It's also chocolate flavored to.
>Dis food might be amber that saved tribe.
Before you grab and drink it. The police shown up to the museum, and are ready to arrest you, maybe you shouldn't kill that wholesome man.
What do you do?

Slopjak trOAN3Jv 02/10/26 (Tue) 18:51:15 №15132240 [Quote]

>>15132180
I take everything out of the vending machine and I try to make a weapon out of it

Chud trOAN3Jv 02/10/26 (Tue) 18:53:38 №15132260 [Quote]

>>15132180
throw soylent at them

Chud trOAN3Jv 02/10/26 (Tue) 19:01:14 №15132319 [Quote]

>>15132180
Repent

Slitherjak trOAN3Jv 02/10/26 (Tue) 20:27:09 №15132875 [Quote]

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>>15132240
You take everything you found the the vending machine and try to a weapon out of them. But doesn't look like any weapon at all, it just a pile of unhealthy food that Nophono fines delicious, and then. It collapse into a pile of garbage that now has to be cleaned up, all of a sudden-
^FREEZE! Don't you dare move an inch from us you neanderthal.
>KYS KYS KYS YOU CORD TRIBESMEN YOU IZ BAIT ME WIT EPI SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE!
What do you do now?

Shotjak trOAN3Jv 02/10/26 (Tue) 20:30:18 №15132905 [Quote]

>>15132875
Brap so hard you fly through the roof

Chud trOAN3Jv 02/10/26 (Tue) 21:30:51 №15133311 [Quote]

>>15132875
use the pieces of the mulletman and throw it at the cops

Doctos trOAN3Jv 02/10/26 (Tue) 21:33:23 №15133335 [Quote]

>>15132875
Hide behind wending machine and wait them to shoot all their bullets. Then throw wending machine at them

Chud trOAN3Jv 02/10/26 (Tue) 21:39:43 №15133394 [Quote]

brap

Gapejak trOAN3Jv 02/11/26 (Wed) 09:07:17 №15138722 [Quote]

>>15129669
Then get back to work slave I need my goy slop NOWWWWWW

Slopjak trOAN3Jv 02/11/26 (Wed) 09:08:53 №15138724 [Quote]

>>15132875
Hurl the vending machine at them like a bowling ball

Chud trOAN3Jv 02/11/26 (Wed) 09:21:25 №15138759 [Quote]

>>15138724
Do this

Cryboy trOAN3Jv 02/11/26 (Wed) 17:10:34 №15142467 [Quote]

Bumo

Chud trOAN3Jv 02/11/26 (Wed) 17:58:44 №15143285 [Quote]

up

Chud trOAN3Jv 02/11/26 (Wed) 17:59:37 №15143306 [Quote]

This thread was the last gem that ever was produced on the 'arty

Chud trOAN3Jv 02/11/26 (Wed) 17:59:43 №15143310 [Quote]

>>15143285
hello

Bernd trOAN3Jv 02/11/26 (Wed) 18:53:11 №15144167 [Quote]

Up

Chud trOAN3Jv 02/12/26 (Thu) 04:08:09 №15150460 [Quote]

>>15143306
trve

Chud trOAN3Jv 02/12/26 (Thu) 04:08:49 №15150467 [Quote]

Pig poop

Chud trOAN3Jv 02/12/26 (Thu) 14:35:28 №15153974 [Quote]

Bumping every gemmy thread on the ‘log
Part 1

Chud trOAN3Jv 02/12/26 (Thu) 14:37:33 №15153999 [Quote]

op shall return, we're in dire need of gems

Vlodson trOAN3Jv 02/12/26 (Thu) 14:48:06 №15154109 [Quote]

>>15132875
Run from the cops and quickly run out of steam

Chud trOAN3Jv 02/12/26 (Thu) 17:58:16 №15156592 [Quote]

>>15143310
hi

Chud trOAN3Jv 02/12/26 (Thu) 18:01:16 №15156628 [Quote]

>>15156592
Hiya

Platejak trOAN3Jv 02/13/26 (Fri) 02:06:41 №15163612 [Quote]

OP are you there?

Chud trOAN3Jv 02/13/26 (Fri) 02:07:35 №15163616 [Quote]

op is an slf and abandoned us

Mexiaryan trOAN3Jv 02/13/26 (Fri) 19:12:23 №15171571 [Quote]

nu ‘toss

Chud trOAN3Jv 02/13/26 (Fri) 19:12:46 №15171584 [Quote]

Poop in pizza boxes

Chud trOAN3Jv 02/14/26 (Sat) 00:51:10 №15175684 [Quote]

up

Award trOAN3Jv 02/14/26 (Sat) 03:03:27 №15176976 [Quote]

up award

Chud trOAN3Jv 02/14/26 (Sat) 08:41:55 №15178516 [Quote]

>>15171571
gem

Chud trOAN3Jv 02/18/26 (Wed) 13:11:00 №15239039 [Quote]

mostest dnbest threadest

Soyprano trOAN3Jv 02/18/26 (Wed) 15:01:42 №15239592 [Quote]

Chud trOAN3Jv 02/19/26 (Thu) 00:22:38 №15246135 [Quote]

bump

Pepe trOAN3Jv 02/20/26 (Fri) 11:24:34 №15262073 [Quote]

dead nigger of an op

Chud !^fY66TX 02/21/26 (Sat) 14:47:57 №15273571 [Quote]

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Chud kvu!CIdV 02/28/26 (Sat) 20:51:44 №15349683 [Quote]

oh pee come back