SLF 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:28:22 № 14670387 [Quote]
>Standing up
Minion 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:28:53 № 14670391 [Quote]
>>14670387 many phonos do this
Platejak 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:30:47 № 14670411 [Quote]
>>14670400 Lift your ass off the toilet
Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:31:25 № 14670416 [Quote]
the most political convo happening on soy rn
Nathaniel 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:32:34 № 14670426 [Quote]
>>14670411 but then you wouldn't be sitting down
Angryjak 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:32:45 № 14670432 [Quote]
both
Flartson 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:32:57 № 14670436 [Quote]
>>14670426 But you’re not standing either
Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:33:21 № 14670445 [Quote]
>>14670436 no, youd be in this weird third state of being slightly hunched over
Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:33:27 № 14670447 [Quote]
>>14670387 I do this (unjokly)
Beastjak 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:33:49 № 14670451 [Quote]
>>14670445 But you’re still in a sitting position
Poopson 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:34:28 № 14670459 [Quote]
I used to watch my grandma shit and she would do it sitting down and I was always so impressed, I'm a standGOD and I could never do the same
Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:36:34 № 14670486 [Quote]
>>14670459 Excuse me, you used to watch your grandma shit. Why?
Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:37:42 № 14670501 [Quote]
>>14670459 We all did this
Fishjak 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:37:57 № 14670503 [Quote]
>>14670486 idk I was like 7
Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:39:06 № 14670525 [Quote]
I wipe sitting down i'm a girl btw
Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:39:34 № 14670534 [Quote]
>>14670486 it was funny
btw
>>14670503 isn't me, I did it up until I was like 19
Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:39:46 № 14670541 [Quote]
>>14670525 girls don't poop doebeit
Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:39:57 № 14670543 [Quote]
>>14670505 You don’t have to do that just wipe whilst your ass is still in the toilet force the paper into your ass
Meximutt 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:40:25 № 14670549 [Quote]
>>14670541 they do because a girl shat in front of me once o algo
Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:40:41 № 14670552 [Quote]
I’m about to wipe in a couple minutes so I’ll try the standing method
Kliksjak 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:41:14 № 14670560 [Quote]
oops accidentally posted it again
Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:41:29 № 14670565 [Quote]
I wipe by shoving my ass deep into the toilet and rubbing it against the toilet water to wash it
Poopson 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:41:50 № 14670572 [Quote]
scatCHADS get in here
Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:42:36 № 14670585 [Quote]
>>14670565 impromptu bidet
Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:43:11 № 14670594 [Quote]
>>14670568 Ok, can I have her phone number so she can date me?
Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:43:42 № 14670601 [Quote]
>>14670549 one time a girl sucked my penis while she was taking a shit and it was so fucking hot, I could hear the poop plopping down and the brapping noises as she kept sucking
Aryan 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:43:51 № 14670605 [Quote]
>>14670584 the gem that saved the shart
Wewjak 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:44:21 № 14670614 [Quote]
I wipe sitting down, I used to wipe standing up but I changed the method because the shit like dries up and it's difficult to get the poop out or something like that
Chuck 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:44:44 № 14670620 [Quote]
>>14670584 Upload this to the booru
Brandon 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:44:53 № 14670622 [Quote]
>>14670601 I wish dis happened to mi
Impjak 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:45:27 № 14670632 [Quote]
>>14670601 This never happened to anyphono
Bernd 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:45:36 № 14670634 [Quote]
>>14670612 it did doe, we did a lot of scat stuff together albeit she wasn't into it as much as I was. I also had her poop directly into my mouth on two occasions
Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:45:58 № 14670641 [Quote]
>>14670634 how did her shit taste like
Shirtjak 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:46:14 № 14670646 [Quote]
>>14670601 This always happened to everyphono
Jacobson 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:47:12 № 14670654 [Quote]
this thread is starting to scare me :(
Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:47:15 № 14670655 [Quote]
>>14670641 it tasted different from my poop but still pretty gemmy
Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:47:22 № 14670660 [Quote]
>>14670505 nobody does this
Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:48:18 № 14670673 [Quote]
>>14670665 kys pedo, i can tell you got this from children, no adult does this. reported for r2, goodbye forever pedophile
Glowie 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:51:15 № 14670704 [Quote]
there's a video of me covered in poop and drinking a bottle of my own pee somewhere
Glibblezorpson 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:52:37 № 14670729 [Quote]
>>14670704 Wow, I thought this was unique to just me.
Coinjak 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:53:53 № 14670748 [Quote]
>>14670704 Nobody has ever done this
Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:54:48 № 14670764 [Quote]
>>14670375 (OP) standbvlls mogged the sit sissies
Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:55:41 № 14670779 [Quote]
>>14670748 I have and it was beautiful
Thougher 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:57:05 № 14670801 [Quote]
>>14670771 This is how i wipe though
Platejak 01/02/26 (Fri) 22:59:00 № 14670826 [Quote]
>while sitting down
Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 23:00:03 № 14670840 [Quote]
>>14670771 eating your poop is aryan doe
Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 23:09:48 № 14670932 [Quote]
I let it crust and then pick it off like one big scab
Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 23:12:12 № 14670958 [Quote]
>>14670945 because wiping takes too much energy, plus i like to collect the scab in a baggy and throw it at my enemies
David 01/02/26 (Fri) 23:20:49 № 14671044 [Quote]
>>14670958 who are your enemies
Dr. Fauci 01/02/26 (Fri) 23:22:36 № 14671065 [Quote]
This debate is too close to call
Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 23:27:45 № 14671136 [Quote]
>>14671044 wouldnt you like to know weather boy
Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 23:30:06 № 14671163 [Quote]
My one and only concession to the musloids is that wiping by itself is disgusting and people should use a bidet and probably do a spritz or two and then clean up with paper
Plier 01/02/26 (Fri) 23:30:15 № 14671166 [Quote]
You can just fart to get it clean
Doctos 01/02/26 (Fri) 23:31:08 № 14671178 [Quote]
>>14671166 All the braps come out with the turds doebeit
Billy 01/02/26 (Fri) 23:31:36 № 14671186 [Quote]
>>14671163 Just wash your hands
Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 23:32:12 № 14671197 [Quote]
>>14671186 Obviously but that is an entirely separate matter
Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 23:32:21 № 14671198 [Quote]
If you don't wash your ass with soap and water after shitting you're a spiritual pajeet
Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 23:33:30 № 14671216 [Quote]
>>14671198 But we aryans invented soap saaaar we made champoo out of cow urine bastard benchod
Slitherjak 01/02/26 (Fri) 23:47:33 № 14671363 [Quote]
>>14671198 i dribble water down my ass with one of those small measuring cups and then take my bare other hand and wipe my shit covered asshole with it and then dry it with toilet paper o algo ive never had a crusty itchy ass using this method
Chud 01/02/26 (Fri) 23:56:01 № 14671487 [Quote]
>>14671363 >method this is not a game
Glowie 01/03/26 (Sat) 00:02:46 № 14671579 [Quote]
>>14670505 People who finger themselves durimg a wipe do this geg
Punkjak 01/03/26 (Sat) 00:09:37 № 14671641 [Quote]
>>14671245 Wasting water is literally a made-up concept, it's not real
Chud 01/03/26 (Sat) 00:12:54 № 14671693 [Quote]
>>>14671245 >Wasting water is literally a made-up concept, it's not real
Norwegian 01/03/26 (Sat) 00:14:53 № 14671713 [Quote]
Retards people mean fresh water when they say that
Chud 01/03/26 (Sat) 00:18:10 № 14671749 [Quote]
>>14671713 yeah water is not some infinite resource, the farmers are wasting it on crops no phono even eats
Coinjak 01/03/26 (Sat) 00:18:36 № 14671756 [Quote]
>>14671693 Yeah and if you use it it gets obliterated into subatomic particles
It's called the water cycle
Gapejak 01/03/26 (Sat) 00:23:31 № 14671825 [Quote]
18 votes vs 18 votes
Chud 01/03/26 (Sat) 00:24:50 № 14671843 [Quote]
>>14671825 this is just like meh hecking american elections
Retard 01/03/26 (Sat) 00:36:17 № 14671976 [Quote]
i poop
Chud 01/03/26 (Sat) 00:38:03 № 14671983 [Quote]
it’s now tied
Chud 01/03/26 (Sat) 00:40:08 № 14671994 [Quote]
untied
Chud 01/03/26 (Sat) 00:49:00 № 14672071 [Quote]
>>14671825 my vote hasnt gone through because my IP o algo but i would pick sitting if i could