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What is the proper way to wipe?
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>>14670375 (OP)
standbvlls mogged the sit sissies

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>>>14670704
>Nobody has ever done this

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>>14670748
I have and it was beautiful

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>>14670771
This is how i wipe though

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>>14670771
yummers

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>while sitting down
who fucking does this??

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>>14670771
eating your poop is aryan doe

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>>>14670771
>eating your poop is aryan doe

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>>14670771
Brim and oreos

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I let it crust and then pick it off like one big scab

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>>14670907
>and oreos

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>>14670945
because wiping takes too much energy, plus i like to collect the scab in a baggy and throw it at my enemies

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>>14670958
who are your enemies

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This debate is too close to call

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>>>14670945
>because wiping takes too much energy, plus i like to collect the scab in a baggy and throw it at my enemies

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>>14671044
wouldnt you like to know weather boy

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>>14671136
fuck you

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My one and only concession to the musloids is that wiping by itself is disgusting and people should use a bidet and probably do a spritz or two and then clean up with paper

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You can just fart to get it clean

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>>14671166
All the braps come out with the turds doebeit

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>>14671163
Just wash your hands

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>>14671186
Obviously but that is an entirely separate matter

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If you don't wash your ass with soap and water after shitting you're a spiritual pajeet

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>>14671198
But we aryans invented soap saaaar we made champoo out of cow urine bastard benchod

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>>14671198
>how to waste water in one simple step

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>>14671198
i dribble water down my ass with one of those small measuring cups and then take my bare other hand and wipe my shit covered asshole with it and then dry it with toilet paper o algo ive never had a crusty itchy ass using this method

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>>14671363
>method
this is not a game

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>>14670505
People who finger themselves durimg a wipe do this geg

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>>14671245
Wasting water is literally a made-up concept, it's not real

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>>>14671245
>Wasting water is literally a made-up concept, it's not real
water is finite

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Retards people mean fresh water when they say that

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>>14671713
yeah water is not some infinite resource, the farmers are wasting it on crops no phono even eats

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>>14671693
Yeah and if you use it it gets obliterated into subatomic particles
It's called the water cycle

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>>14671713
>Wait for the water to evaporate
>Wait for it to rain

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>>14671756
>it' called the water cycle

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18 votes vs 18 votes

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>>14671825
this is just like meh hecking american elections

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i poop

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it’s now tied

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untied

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Who said we have to wipe?

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>>14672004
Gross nigga

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>>14671825
my vote hasnt gone through because my IP o algo but i would pick sitting if i could



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