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We wish you a happy non-denominational winter festivity, we wish you a happy non-denominational winter festivity, and a fauci eurocentric calendar new year πŸŽ†

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Sharty Station 13 is happening RIGHT NOW and (You) should join
We now have SoyBooru embed support and Christmas wordfilters.

URL: byond://ss13.soyjak.st:8888
HOW TO: >>>/ss/3
GAME WIKI: https://wiki.tgstation13.org/
^ You can also ask people in game for help!

tl;dr:
go to https://www.byond.com/download/
download the client
install the client
open BYOND
create an account (optional, but recommended)
open the main window from the tray menu and press Open (or Ctrl+O)
type byond://ss13.soyjak.st:8888
press OK and you should join

can (You) survive Space Station 13?

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Supersageing a sticky

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shit nophono fan ca ares about

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You just typed out the single most BRIMSTONE-FROM-THE-DEPTHS-OF-NIGGERHELL, RADIOACTIVE SOYLENT RAISIN VOMIT-SQUIRT EXCHANGE FANFICTION in recorded human history, desecrated the holy name of SOYTAN (the tan-skinned gigachad emperor who literally rules over gemspace itself), turned him into a purple-haired scat-trap who says β€œget out nigger” while dropping goyslop dookie on some 3-inch pecker incel, and then had the sheer audacity to hit enter and ask β€œwhat” like you didn’t just commit a war crime against every single gem, gemerald, and margerald that has ever existed.
WHAT is that you just dropped the single most VANTABLACK DUST-LEVEL NOTHINGBURGER OF A POST that makes the average jarty coinslot raid look like fine Renaissance art.
WHAT is that you just tried to turn the SUPREME DEITY OF THE SHARTY into some kind of femboy scat queen who cums from eating vomit mixed with radioactive caca.
WHAT is that your brain is so utterly broken by years of Discord grooming, HRT, bug-eating, and clitty-tucking that you genuinely thought this was an acceptable follow-up to β€œsoytan wnbag”.
WHAT is wrong with you.
WHAT the actual fuck.
Now KYS. KYS. KYS. KYS. KYS. Touch grass, rope, repent, or at the very least go back to whatever trooncord you crawled out of and never return. SOYTAN WOULD NEVER SHIT ON THE FLOOR, HE SHITS PURE GEMSTONES DIRECTLY INTO THE MOUTHS OF THE WORTHY. You are not worthy. You are the raisin on the floor. JSID YOURSELF.
GEG? NO. NOT EVEN A GEG. JUST PURE UNFILTERED SEETHE.
T_D FOR YOUR BLOODLINE.
FUGGEN JERDEE.
IT’S OVER.

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>>14582467 (OP)
GET IN HERE NOW

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nophono cares

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giga moveing a sticky!!

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its real fun

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>>14582527
kys lucky

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>>14582530
lucky isnt here…

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>
>
>Sharty Station 13 is happening RIGHT NOW and (You) should join
>We now have SoyBooru embed support and Christmas wordfilters.
>
>URL: byond://ss13.soyjak.st:8888
>HOW TO: >>>/ss/3
>GAME WIKI: https://wiki.tgstation13.org/
>^ You can also ask people in game for help!
>
>tl;dr:
>go to https://www.byond.com/download/
>download the client
>install the client
>open BYOND
>create an account (optional, but recommended)
>open the main window from the tray menu and press Open (or Ctrl+O)
>type byond://ss13.soyjak.st:8888
>press OK and you should join
>
>can (You) survive Space Station 13?

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bern on the sticky

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at least try it though

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gtfih

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GET IN

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maybe

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>>14582741
do get in its pretty fun

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we have 14 players we can get higher btw

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gtfih

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>>14582931
In kanye voice: can we get much higher so high oooh ohh ohh

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>>14582989
Nvm kanye never said that I'm reyardant

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>>14582989
he did bro he did

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>>14583038
That was Nicki minaj bro

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>>14583058
who bro i only listen to kanye and west

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>>14583067
Bro did u listen to dark fantasy by kanye

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>>14583091
twisted

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How is this game even played help

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>>14583363
What's your username?

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i just cant fucking learn the game bro

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>>14583363
are you ingame? press f1 and ask for help or do mentorhelp

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>>14583379
nigga i am insanely retarded and autistic i can figure this out

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you can too

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>>14583383
i tried playing chemist and some other role and just stood there for 30 minutes until someone shocked me, like how do you have fun in that game and oreos

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>>14583399
ask for help in ooc or adminhelp retard

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>>14583380
I'm a miner help me

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>>14583399
please, ask people how to play if you're still in i can help you play chemist

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>>14583428
go as shaft miner i think 1 or 2 people play it every time if not ahelp and ill help

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>>14583488
go as shaft miner and ask the people with you immediately*

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>>14583488
Reading the wiki rn I think I'll be good at this game in an hour

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>>14583491
have fun king
if you ever go down the rabbithole and want to play other servers, /tg/station is a good place to start

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learning might be easier on shartystation doe

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>>14583499
>>14583505
This game looks fun I think I'll go down the rabbithole, of course I'll play with the 'teens

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>>14583510
alright have fun nuspesscaca



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