Space Station 13 Gamenight Warden ## Mod 12/27/25 (Sat) 17:05:23 β 14582467 [Quote]
Sharty Station 13 is happening
RIGHT NOW and (You) should join
We now have SoyBooru embed support and Christmas wordfilters.
URL: byond://ss13.soyjak.st:8888
HOW TO:
>>>/ss/3 GAME WIKI:
https://wiki.tgstation13.org/ ^ You can also ask people in game for help! tl;dr:
go to
https://www.byond.com/download/ download the client
install the client
open BYOND
create an account (optional, but recommended)
open the main window from the tray menu and press Open (or Ctrl+O)
type byond://ss13.soyjak.st:8888
press OK and you should join
can (You) survive Space Station 13?
Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 17:06:41 β 14582479 [Quote]
Supersageing a sticky
Raisinskin 12/27/25 (Sat) 17:06:50 β 14582483 [Quote]
shit nophono fan ca ares about
Marge 12/27/25 (Sat) 17:07:46 β 14582490 [Quote]
You just typed out the single most BRIMSTONE-FROM-THE-DEPTHS-OF-NIGGERHELL, RADIOACTIVE SOYLENT RAISIN VOMIT-SQUIRT EXCHANGE FANFICTION in recorded human history, desecrated the holy name of SOYTAN (the tan-skinned gigachad emperor who literally rules over gemspace itself), turned him into a purple-haired scat-trap who says βget out niggerβ while dropping goyslop dookie on some 3-inch pecker incel, and then had the sheer audacity to hit enter and ask βwhatβ like you didnβt just commit a war crime against every single gem, gemerald, and margerald that has ever existed. WHAT is that you just dropped the single most VANTABLACK DUST-LEVEL NOTHINGBURGER OF A POST that makes the average jarty coinslot raid look like fine Renaissance art. WHAT is that you just tried to turn the SUPREME DEITY OF THE SHARTY into some kind of femboy scat queen who cums from eating vomit mixed with radioactive caca. WHAT is that your brain is so utterly broken by years of Discord grooming, HRT, bug-eating, and clitty-tucking that you genuinely thought this was an acceptable follow-up to βsoytan wnbagβ. WHAT is wrong with you. WHAT the actual fuck. Now KYS. KYS. KYS. KYS. KYS. Touch grass, rope, repent, or at the very least go back to whatever trooncord you crawled out of and never return. SOYTAN WOULD NEVER SHIT ON THE FLOOR, HE SHITS PURE GEMSTONES DIRECTLY INTO THE MOUTHS OF THE WORTHY. You are not worthy. You are the raisin on the floor. JSID YOURSELF. GEG? NO. NOT EVEN A GEG. JUST PURE UNFILTERED SEETHE. T_D FOR YOUR BLOODLINE. FUGGEN JERDEE. ITβS OVER.
Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 17:08:43 β 14582498 [Quote]
nophono cares
Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 17:13:58 β 14582553 [Quote]
at least try it though
Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 17:16:46 β 14582586 [Quote]
gtfih
Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 17:17:57 β 14582596 [Quote]
GET IN
Gapejak 12/27/25 (Sat) 17:32:54 β 14582741 [Quote]
maybe
Nathaniel 12/27/25 (Sat) 17:43:47 β 14582854 [Quote]
>>14582741 do get in its pretty fun
Bernd 12/27/25 (Sat) 17:50:31 β 14582931 [Quote]
we have 14 players we can get higher btw
Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 17:50:39 β 14582934 [Quote]
gtfih
Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 17:54:29 β 14582989 [Quote]
>>14582931 In kanye voice: can we get much higher so high oooh ohh ohh
Marge 12/27/25 (Sat) 17:54:48 β 14582992 [Quote]
>>14582989 Nvm kanye never said that I'm reyardant
Bernd 12/27/25 (Sat) 17:57:58 β 14583038 [Quote]
>>14582989 he did bro he did
Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 17:59:25 β 14583058 [Quote]
>>14583038 That was Nicki minaj bro
Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 17:59:45 β 14583067 [Quote]
>>14583058 who bro i only listen to kanye and west
Wojak 12/27/25 (Sat) 18:01:04 β 14583091 [Quote]
>>14583067 Bro did u listen to dark fantasy by kanye
Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 18:22:46 β 14583363 [Quote]
How is this game even played help
Bobo 12/27/25 (Sat) 18:23:09 β 14583367 [Quote]
>>14583363 What's your username?
Jager 12/27/25 (Sat) 18:24:11 β 14583379 [Quote]
i just cant fucking learn the game bro
Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 18:24:11 β 14583380 [Quote]
>>14583363 are you ingame? press f1 and ask for help or do mentorhelp
Jager 12/27/25 (Sat) 18:24:27 β 14583383 [Quote]
>>14583379 nigga i am insanely retarded and autistic i can figure this out
Beastjak 12/27/25 (Sat) 18:24:31 β 14583386 [Quote]
you can too
Nojak 12/27/25 (Sat) 18:25:31 β 14583399 [Quote]
>>14583383 i tried playing chemist and some other role and just stood there for 30 minutes until someone shocked me, like how do you have fun in that game and oreos
Schizo 12/27/25 (Sat) 18:26:49 β 14583413 [Quote]
>>14583399 ask for help in ooc or adminhelp retard
Nulljak 12/27/25 (Sat) 18:28:14 β 14583428 [Quote]
>>14583380 I'm a miner help me
Femjak 12/27/25 (Sat) 18:32:24 β 14583467 [Quote]
>>14583399 please, ask people how to play if you're still in i can help you play chemist
Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 18:34:15 β 14583488 [Quote]
>>14583428 go as shaft miner i think 1 or 2 people play it every time if not ahelp and ill help
Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 18:34:34 β 14583490 [Quote]
>>14583488 go as shaft miner and ask the people with you immediately*
Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 18:34:36 β 14583491 [Quote]
>>14583488 Reading the wiki rn I think I'll be good at this game in an hour
Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 18:35:04 β 14583499 [Quote]
>>14583491 have fun king
if you ever go down the rabbithole and want to play other servers, /tg/station is a good place to start
Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 18:35:31 β 14583505 [Quote]
learning might be easier on shartystation doe
Minion 12/27/25 (Sat) 18:36:03 β 14583510 [Quote]
>>14583499 >>14583505 This game looks fun I think I'll go down the rabbithole, of course I'll play with the 'teens
Chud 12/27/25 (Sat) 18:40:59 β 14583549 [Quote]
>>14583510 alright have fun nuspesscaca