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TND is achieved
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I wish the media was pending approval forever.
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I wish I'm rich with alot of goybucks o algo
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the central powers won world war 1
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>>14475357this but you're arrested for being a pedonigger (guilty)
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>>14475351the N in TND stands for Nusois, which includes (You) nigga
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>>14475351The death of the niggers pollutes the ground and the air, the stench is unbearable
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>>14475352This but you will get aids afterwards
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>>14475386yay im trans btw
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>>14475372this but a failtroll controls every major country
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I wish to be fully happy and content while i am famed in history o algo
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>>14475352This media kepts being in mpa. But so does other media on the sharty. Because of this reason everybody leaves and pedophile foodsits and dataminers fill in the power vacuum left by the sharty.
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>>14475376But a shortage of chud culture happens and the internet trooned
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I want a STRAIGHT girlfriend aged 18-25, NO BLACKS need apply, she should have a pretty face, healthy, big boobs and NOT trans. She also cannot be indian. Checkmate soyim, I win o algo
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>>14475396you are famous for being the biggest 'p distributer ever
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>>14475405Wish granted. She is pakistani now.
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>>14475405she would break up with you for an indian and you'd never recover from the mental anguish
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>>14475405she cucks you with bibisi
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>>14475351But trannies become immortal
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>>14475414what if I rape her?
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I become owner of the whole soysphere.
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>>14475424then you would be arrested since nusoicacas cant get away with crimes
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>>14475429(You) are admin 6 and everyone leaves for splinters
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I don't have a wish
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>>14475398i want everything to be media pending approval
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Turkey is rangebanned from all of sharty
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>>14475445goth comes back to northern cyprus and spams the dancing swede
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>>14475445PPH drops to 0 on all boards
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>>14475438But you will experience a nigger humping on you for eternity
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>>14475453damn, could be worse doe
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i wish rabies was airborne and highly contagious
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>>14475429Feds rape you with a BFC after 'teens dox somephono everybaldi cares abak
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>>14475464rabies vaccines would innovate and cure it before it does any major damage
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>>14475464does lil nigga want to play plague inc irl or something? anyways this but cure rabies is now way easier to cure
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kuz era sharty comes back, just without the pedophile admin
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>>14475475in exchange, lolkike or jubillie replaces kuz
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Chuddy A10 aryan gf aged 19-25 who isn't trans
Checkmate
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>>14475475The catty will be wiped with CSAM and the jannies are sleeping for hours.
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test
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I become owner of 4cuck.
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>>14475513in exchange the entire website is a DNB
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>>14475513Wish is the punishment itself
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>>14475344 (OP)I want a jumbo honeybun and a soft baked pretzel
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holy shit why the flood deteced
ā14475545[Quote]
>>14475535a "jimbo honeybun" knocks at your door after you found him on a dating app
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test
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>>14475545I lowkey wanna crack Jimbo
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>>14475535while your in the middle of eating the food a nigger riding an oversized piegon appear out of nowhere to steal your food
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>>14475545fuccc it's a lass at least right?
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>>14475553jimbo rapes you to death instead
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>>14475558Man I'll take what i can get
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all current sharty admins get raptured, anarchy ensues
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i wish I could go invisible
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>>14475592you go invisible but everywhere you go there is a visible green gas that makes you smell like shit
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>>14475588Wish granted. The site gets breached from the sheer anarchy. Almost all soyteens who have ever visited the site's IPs get leaked in the said breach. Including yours.
>>14475592Wish granted. You cannot see because your eyes cannot process light.
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>>14475549I'm not an A10 aryan doe so that's impossible
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mind reading
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>>14475344 (OP)i wish for all trannies to get lynched
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>>14475635you develop gender dysphoria
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>>14475635and if you say that i become one your a pedophile
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I wish i could spit giant balls of acid out of my mouth
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>>14475623>Inb4 cousin could be oneNo, I'm a SLAVDEITY
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>>14475647those balls of acid melt your throat and you die
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>>14475647You do that but it melts your mouth before you can hurt anyone
>>14475628Trannies can now read your mind too and you get groomed by them through telepathy
>>14475635You become one
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>>14475670>>14475676damn so it just allows me to kill myself
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>>14475623Turns out you have a long lost secret family from scandanavia that is pure aryan or whatever.
>>14475628Wish granted. Whenever you read minds the person you are using your powers on can do the same to you.
>>14475635Wish granted. The rotting corpses rapidly evolve a new virus that turns half of the human population into obese troons.
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I destroy the sharty servers. fuggen jerdee
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>>14475715Wish granted. You get the HTSM nameroll.
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>>14475715quote pays 10 dollars and finds a new host
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i wish to rule europe like napoleon
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>>14475697>half of the human population That's mostly niggers jeets and gooks if it's random half
So this isn't a drawback
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i wish for rome to loose in gaul and gaul (france) to stay celtic
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>>14475740You get raped by eternal anglos
Also zigger clitty leaks and they nuke everybaldi
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>>14475740the europe you rule is exclusively comprised of 'jeets, mudslimes, and niggers, no european in sight
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>>14475752the arabs conquer all of europe as a result (it waa francia who held them back)
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>>14475766no gallic charles martel? fvccccccck……..
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>>14475752Wish granted. Rome crumbles way too soon. It's influence not being big enough to transform europe from rouge tribes to autocratic states. For this reason the africans have time to catch up to the europeans, even surpassing them in technology and later colonizing europe. Europe in 2025 is now a warground for bandit gangs and terrorist groups fighting eachother for their long lost land.
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>>14475792the one who rules it is a boorucuck
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>>14475783its based and barbarianpilled or something
i dont see why europe would just be random tribals if da celts won doe
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>>14475792fugging jardee starts a civil war
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i get the ability to do any kind of magic i wish for, including a spell that puts the person who gave a side effect to my powers into a catatonic dream state where they get raped by BBC for 3958939859783 years but in reality its only 1 second of real time and also i control whenever magic has an effect on me (ie i can just cancel the BBC mindrape spell someone cast on me)
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>>14475967you have an extreme urge to eat a dildo
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>>14475992wow, i just cast a spell that makes me super straight so i just minimized the urge and if it gets too much to bear i can just eat a dildo shaped cookie or gummy bear.
GUESS WHOS GETTING THE ETERNAL BBC MINDRAPE SPELL FOR TRYING TO GIVE ME A BAD SIDE EFFECT? award
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>>14475792One in charge is fpetroon
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>>14475967Every time you cast that spell you have 25% chance of black bvll raping you irl
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wait are the wishes unlimited
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>>14476114you cannot see, hear, think, move, or breathe
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I get Wendy's for free on Wednesdays.
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>>14476114you are forever stained with the sweat of a branigger
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>>14476121it has a rat inside
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Evey minority I dislike dies
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>>14476059ermm… i just cast it once since it puts you in eternal torment anyway?
>>14476110marge?
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>>14476143Even doe you are a chudcel who will cast it at random troon who made you leak three hours from now
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>>14476277so you are saying…. because you gave me a side effect you are… a tranny?
CURIOUS ā14476448[Quote]
i get 20 bucks and a 3-finger combo from raising cane's chicken fingers
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>>14476448Its made from fresh DNBs
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>>14476448You have terminal cancer
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>>14476463>>14476458a small price to pay i'll take it
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>>14475967Every other hour you cannot speak
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I have a black sisa wife
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I wish my poop turns to gold after 10 minutes
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>>14475344 (OP)i wish to eat the bugs and live in the pod, just like klaus would've wanted.
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>>14476486She has sickle cell anemia and dies from it.
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>>14476482i summon a use a magick minion to speak for me, or just use magic telekinesis instead of speaking.
I CAST THE NIGGERHELL SPELL ON YOU ā14476537[Quote]
>>14476515you live in the TFR universe
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>>14476574wish granted, but it will happen only once you stop wanting it to happen and hate the idea of that ever happening to you
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pi now equals 0
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>>14475351you get blind
>>14475352you die
>>14475357you get blind and then die
>>14475372you get raped
>>14475396you get blind and raped
>>14475405she gets blind and you die
>>14475418you explode
>>14475429you get painful testicular cancer and then you die
>>14475438you get raped and get hiv
>>14475439you get run over by an indian trucker and die
>>14475445you find 10 dollars but it was poisoned and you die
>>14475464you get rabies but it turns into hiv and you go blind
>>14475475you get raped and die
>>14475505you are set on fire and die
>>14475510you die
>>14475513you get blind and anus cancer
>>14475535you get it but it was someone elses and he finds out and he rapes you and you get hiv
>>14475541you get raped
>>14475551you get blind
>>14475588>>14475628>>14475647>>14475715>>14475740>>14475752>>14475967>>14476069>>14476138>>14476448>>14476486>>14476512>>14476515>>14476574>>14476599>>14475592you get raped and killed and you die
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>>14476599wish granted, 0 is now named pi in the english language and nothing else changes
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>>14476622you never specified when i will get raped and killed and die so i am just like merlin where i know how i will die but i accept it and will die in thrembillion years while continually casting the niggerhell rape spell on your mind.
I STILL WIN ā14476683[Quote]
>>14475967you are flattened by a 40 ton big rig 1 day after this post is made that is immune to your magic, and the driver is also immune
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>>14476683i will cast a spell that makes me malleable so i just wait till it stops driving and i return to normal.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CANT STOP? THE NIGGERHELL TORMENT SPELL THAT I AM CASTING ON YOU ā14476720[Quote]
>>14475967the universe implodes
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>>14476720i make you temporarily immortal and cast a few hundred niggerhell torment spells before i perish.
I WILL BE IN HEAVEN WHILE YOU GET RAPED BY NIGGERS IN YOUR OWN WEAK MIND ā14476735[Quote]
>>14476638Its a matter of perspective I suppose, but I think it must be really
humiliating to be super powerful and still have that axe hanging over your head. To know that at the end of the day when you get old weary or bored you're still powerless and you VILL get raped and killed.
Also people are not giving you side effects its monkey's paw so ermmmm… awkawrd.
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>>14476734ev&oe you wouldn't even know its happening
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>>14476735everyone has to die, even alexander the great made his funeral a show of how he was able to get nothing into heaven after death. i would just die while being a super magical being like merlin. you should read how he died, its geggy as fuck.
and ahem
>BUT another 'teen chooses an unusual punishment/side-effect on said wish. No matter how cruel. ā14476763[Quote]
i wish for infinite bwc and for nigger extinction
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>>14476741means you had to destroy
EVERYTHING just to destroy
ME.
CHECKMATE>>14476763wish granted, but bwc stands for blatant white castration and you have to get castrated so everyone dies, niggers just died instantly instead of having to have their penises cut off and be forced to not have sex or something
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>>14476751>everyone has to dieyes but not everybody gets to get raped like lil nigga
>you should read how he died, its geggy as fuck.you bet
>and ahemDoesnt matter I was possessed by hyperborean spirit so it gets negated
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I wish to be a real woman!
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>>14476783you ACK yourself after
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>>14476783wish granted, you are a white woman in india
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>>14476763your bwc is vantawhite and you get blind and become a beggar that blinds other people with his bwc until other people kill you with a rock
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>>14476789>indiageeeeeeeegggg
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>>14476763wish granted, you get infinite bwc in your ass
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>>14475344 (OP)I get a morbidly obese anthro wife.
ā14479453[Quote]
>>14479121Granted, xhe's a valid plus-sized trans XVEEN.
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I wish for the day of the rope
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i wish that nothing happens
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>>14479476everything is GQNE so nothing happens whatsoever ever again
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everybaldi on this planet gets to have anonymity and privacy on the internet and neither mossad or any scripts (((js))) or the glowies can do anything about it
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>>14479539You get no Internet whatsoever.
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I wish for the deaths of Rapeape, hiro, and all of 4chan's staff and volunteers, and for 4chan to be banned globally from being kept up or brought back and that nobody will want to bring it back because it's just reddit and twitter anyway.
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>>14479474wish granted, except you are the one getting roped
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>>14479748wish granted, except soyjak.party becomes 4chan 2.0
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>>14479748wish granted but you have to look at 4cuck pol every day for 3 hours
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>>14479802OH NONONO or something
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i wish, soot comes back
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I wish every pedophile would be hung to death
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>>14479832wish granted, but the nigger population on earth doubles
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>>14479781Rare Monkey Paw damage mitigation: They get banned from here because India and porn are banned, and the worst tranimefags can't help but get banned because they have to post pedo fantasies.
>>14479802That is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
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>>14475344 (OP)I wish, bring doll and soot back.
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>>14479869doll and soot come back, but they make the worst decisions ever and ruin the sharty
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>>14476700Even doe you cast 4 niggerhell spells already so you should be raped by niggers irl statistically
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>>14475344 (OP)Iām married to soytan and I get to have sex with her every day
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>>14482819soytan transforms into a jartycuck and asks you to change xher diaper
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>>14482825And this is bad why?
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>>14482819She's taken away from her loving BIBISEA BVLL, Tyrone. Heartbroken, she does nothing all day, attempts to commit suicide every other day, and during the sex, she lies there and simply takes it, never showing an inch of satisfaction. She hates you with a burning passion.
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>>14482840NOOOOO im trans btw
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>>14482844KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZ GEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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I get diarrhea and aids forever
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i call nophono and see what xe has to say
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>>14479869Quote's admin account gets hacked because of the password being "i<3mywifesoytan", and the Second Soypocalypse happens.
Every soyteen ever has their ips, notes, ban history and datamined info (computer specs, clipboard history, ip history, windows size) leaked, and posting on any official soysphere site adds your information to a new board called /RAPED/, containing a list of all the leaked information. Doxxes of the janny team (past and present) are also featured on the /RAPED/ board. After 12 hours of this, all themes are deleted and replaced by a single theme, which is a looping video of 'p, and the authorities shut down the site by the next day. Every official soysphere site goes offline.
DOLL hears about the end of the sharty, and creates a clone on a new domain. Soot, after being invited by DOLL, also joins. Barely anyphono (except for shroomcacas) find the domain, leading to the total pph being in the single digits. 'cordpedos raid it every single day, causing it to be almost unusable during eurohours.
Also your dick size shrinks by 3 inches.
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>>14482890he traces your ip address or rapes you idk nigga
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>>144797484cuck immigrants flood to the sharty and it becomes 4cuck 2.0
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>>14482943Can't they go to 8cuck?
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i wish to be able to teleport to wherever i want including fictional places
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I'm Nate Higgers
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>>14482992you slowly morph into htsm over time and are stuck as him forever
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>>14482998nope its the monkey paw and i chose what downside you get get fucked GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
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>>14483005The prompt never said I couldn't refuse
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>>14483012erm no chud, thats not how the monkey paw works you have to take it
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>>14483014How about you take me instead
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>>14483016kys niggerfaggot NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER YOURE BAITING ME YOURE BAITING ME
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>>14483024You are the troon a jack
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>>14482953They can but it's a monkey's paw so they don't
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>>14482884nothing for this? GEEEEEEG I WQN
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>>14483258erm actually sweety science says you die of AIDS
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I wish a lovely and beautiful woman come to my life and be my wife for the rest of my life.
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>>14485818Xe is trans, has aids and is your cousin