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ITT soyteens get to make any wish of their choice come true.. BUT another 'teen chooses an unusual punishment/side-effect on said wish. No matter how cruel.
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Let the games begin..
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 ā„–14479476[Quote]

i wish that nothing happens

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>>14479476
everything is GQNE so nothing happens whatsoever ever again

 ā„–14479539[Quote]

everybaldi on this planet gets to have anonymity and privacy on the internet and neither mossad or any scripts (((js))) or the glowies can do anything about it

 ā„–14479554[Quote]

>>14479453
Oh, come on!

 ā„–14479558[Quote]

>>14479539
You get no Internet whatsoever.

 ā„–14479568[Quote]

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 ā„–14479748[Quote]

I wish for the deaths of Rapeape, hiro, and all of 4chan's staff and volunteers, and for 4chan to be banned globally from being kept up or brought back and that nobody will want to bring it back because it's just reddit and twitter anyway.

 ā„–14479755[Quote]

>>14479474
wish granted, except you are the one getting roped

 ā„–14479768[Quote]

>>14475413
I gegged

 ā„–14479781[Quote]

>>14479748
wish granted, except soyjak.party becomes 4chan 2.0

 ā„–14479802[Quote]

>>14479748
wish granted but you have to look at 4cuck pol every day for 3 hours

 ā„–14479814[Quote]

>>14479802
OH NONONO or something

 ā„–14479818[Quote]

i wish, soot comes back

 ā„–14479832[Quote]

I wish every pedophile would be hung to death

 ā„–14479838[Quote]

>>14479832
wish granted, but the nigger population on earth doubles

 ā„–14479849[Quote]

>>14479781
Rare Monkey Paw damage mitigation: They get banned from here because India and porn are banned, and the worst tranimefags can't help but get banned because they have to post pedo fantasies.

>>14479802
That is a sacrifice I am willing to make.

 ā„–14479869[Quote]

>>14475344 (OP)
I wish, bring doll and soot back.

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>>14479869
doll and soot come back, but they make the worst decisions ever and ruin the sharty

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>>14476700
Even doe you cast 4 niggerhell spells already so you should be raped by niggers irl statistically

 ā„–14482819[Quote]

>>14475344 (OP)
I’m married to soytan and I get to have sex with her every day

 ā„–14482825[Quote]

>>14482819
soytan transforms into a jartycuck and asks you to change xher diaper

 ā„–14482834[Quote]

>>14482825
And this is bad why?

 ā„–14482840[Quote]

>>14482819
She's taken away from her loving BIBISEA BVLL, Tyrone. Heartbroken, she does nothing all day, attempts to commit suicide every other day, and during the sex, she lies there and simply takes it, never showing an inch of satisfaction. She hates you with a burning passion.

 ā„–14482844[Quote]

>>14482840
NOOOOO im trans btw

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>>14482844
KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZ GEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

 ā„–14482884[Quote]

I get diarrhea and aids forever

 ā„–14482890[Quote]

i call nophono and see what xe has to say

 ā„–14482907[Quote]

>>14479869
Quote's admin account gets hacked because of the password being "i<3mywifesoytan", and the Second Soypocalypse happens.
Every soyteen ever has their ips, notes, ban history and datamined info (computer specs, clipboard history, ip history, windows size) leaked, and posting on any official soysphere site adds your information to a new board called /RAPED/, containing a list of all the leaked information. Doxxes of the janny team (past and present) are also featured on the /RAPED/ board. After 12 hours of this, all themes are deleted and replaced by a single theme, which is a looping video of 'p, and the authorities shut down the site by the next day. Every official soysphere site goes offline.
DOLL hears about the end of the sharty, and creates a clone on a new domain. Soot, after being invited by DOLL, also joins. Barely anyphono (except for shroomcacas) find the domain, leading to the total pph being in the single digits. 'cordpedos raid it every single day, causing it to be almost unusable during eurohours.
Also your dick size shrinks by 3 inches.

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>>14482890
he traces your ip address or rapes you idk nigga

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>>14479748
4cuck immigrants flood to the sharty and it becomes 4cuck 2.0

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>>14482943
Can't they go to 8cuck?

 ā„–14482974[Quote]

i wish to be able to teleport to wherever i want including fictional places

 ā„–14482992[Quote]

I'm Nate Higgers

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>>14482992
you slowly morph into htsm over time and are stuck as him forever

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>>14482995
I refuse

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>>14482998
nope its the monkey paw and i chose what downside you get get fucked GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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>>14483005
The prompt never said I couldn't refuse

 ā„–14483014[Quote]

>>14483012
erm no chud, thats not how the monkey paw works you have to take it

 ā„–14483016[Quote]

>>14483014
How about you take me instead

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>>14483016
kys niggerfaggot NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER YOURE BAITING ME YOURE BAITING ME

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>>14483024
You are the troon a jack

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>>14482953
They can but it's a monkey's paw so they don't

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>>14483024
baited award

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>>14482884
nothing for this? GEEEEEEG I WQN

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>>14483258
erm actually sweety science says you die of AIDS

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 ā„–14485818[Quote]

I wish a lovely and beautiful woman come to my life and be my wife for the rest of my life.

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>>14485818
Xe is trans, has aids and is your cousin



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