Dylanjak 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:06:57 № 13987056 [Quote]
make me admin
Minion 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:07:08 № 13987058 [Quote]
Give me a boyfriend
Bobson 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:07:25 № 13987065 [Quote]
INB4 MONKEYS PAW
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:07:37 № 13987066 [Quote]
I wish hitler had a BBC
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:07:51 № 13987069 [Quote]
am i admin yet
Fishjak 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:07:54 № 13987071 [Quote]
>>13987056 Granted. You are now admin of Blacked.com
Slopjak 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:08:10 № 13987072 [Quote]
>>13987058 Granted. Say hi to rapeson
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:08:35 № 13987080 [Quote]
infinite wishes
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:09:22 № 13987090 [Quote]
>>13987086 do i still get a wish
Nusoi 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:09:33 № 13987092 [Quote]
>>13987047 (OP) marry quote
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:09:57 № 13987099 [Quote]
I wish I was Katy Perry
Award 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:10:00 № 13987102 [Quote]
>>13987092 Granted. Enjoy his BWC. award
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:10:23 № 13987104 [Quote]
save the sharty
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:10:35 № 13987108 [Quote]
>>13987093 if that's the case i wanna be a big buff musclegut gigachad
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:10:57 № 13987111 [Quote]
>>13987101 Granted. Say hi to Shaniqua
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:11:04 № 13987112 [Quote]
I wish for you to kill yourself
Goopjak 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:11:26 № 13987116 [Quote]
>>13987102 bro wdym shes a woman
Nophono 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:11:29 № 13987117 [Quote]
give me creative mode powers from minecraft in real life
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:11:38 № 13987119 [Quote]
>>13987104 Granted. The sharty will be closed next week.
Dr. Fauci 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:11:56 № 13987124 [Quote]
give me one trillion bbcs
Angryjak 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:12:12 № 13987126 [Quote]
>>13987117 I said no reality bending.
Fartycuck 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:12:14 № 13987127 [Quote]
save /soy/
Emmanuel 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:12:30 № 13987132 [Quote]
>>13987078 Because you wouldn't want it any other way.
SLF 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:12:41 № 13987136 [Quote]
>>13987124 Granted. Your letter of invitation the the board of directors for blacked.com has been sent.
Marge 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:13:07 № 13987145 [Quote]
give me all the powers of superman
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:13:21 № 13987149 [Quote]
>>13987127 Granted. Limeade is sent to death row.
Chudbob 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:13:42 № 13987152 [Quote]
>>13987047 (OP) make me the local sultan of gaza, i shall rape all niggers
Impjak 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:13:44 № 13987153 [Quote]
>>13987134 Yo ass strut all up in tha bathroom, unexpectedly seein Soyniqua shittin on tha floor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. "oh u-umm sorry!" you say. Boy it's gettin hot, yes indeed it is. Da smell of her rotten Soylent raisin penetratin yo' nostrils, makin you hard. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "get up nizzle" she mumbles. Yo ass can't resist yo' urges n' cook up a pimped out big-ass huff of her radioactizzle caca. Well shiiiit, it sendz wavez of pleasure down yo' spine. Not registerin dat you under her, dat dunkadelic hoe takes a funky-ass big, warm, steamy, radioactizzle soybean pookie right up in yo' freshly-dyed purple hair. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Yo ass moan all up in tha feeling. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Dat biatch knows straight-up dat you under her, n' she prepares ta squeeze one up fo' realz. As tha wet feces drips down yo' neck, a shitload of it entas yo' grill. Well shiiiit, it make yo' 3-inch pecker as hard as a gemstone. Yo ass can't resist, you lick all of tha wet raisin off of tha floor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Yo ass git overwhelmed wit pleasure n' vomit it outta yo' grill, along wit bout 1 n' 1/4 cupz of stomach contents, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Yo ass don't wanna waste dis delicious doodoo so you reluctantly slurp up tha vomit. To yo' surprise, you climax fo' realz. A big-ass cum stain takes over yo' pants, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Before you can react, Soyniqua takes some on her finger n' tastes dat shit. "This tastes like chudcel clitty!". Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Dat biatch tastes mo' yo, but jams her finger so far down her throat dat she vomits onto yo' face. Yo ass open yo' grill ta shriek yo, but is silenced by floodz of creamy butyric acid. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Yo ass vomit her stomach contents back all up in her grill. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Dat biatch do tha same, repeatin 4 or so times until dat thugged-out biiiatch cums. Boy it's gettin hot, yes indeed it is. Yo ass taste her squirt like her dope ass did wit yo' dirty ass. Well shiiiit, it tastes like goyslop.
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:13:45 № 13987154 [Quote]
>>13987126 let me enter my own identical reality to this reality in my head and lucid dream on command
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:14:03 № 13987160 [Quote]
i wish to have a humble 1 million dollars in cash weekly
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:14:04 № 13987161 [Quote]
make me admin
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:14:05 № 13987162 [Quote]
>>13987145 Granted. You are now a slave to freemasonry.
Schwab 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:14:28 № 13987165 [Quote]
>>13987154 Granted. Enjoy your coma.
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:14:33 № 13987169 [Quote]
>>13987126 Bend yo ass ovah, nigga.
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:14:54 № 13987174 [Quote]
>>13987161 Granted. You are now an admin of /lgbt/
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:15:18 № 13987179 [Quote]
>>13987130 what the fuck is this
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:15:25 № 13987181 [Quote]
make the government collapse into anarchy
Pepe 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:15:29 № 13987182 [Quote]
>>13987112 >no answer I win
Slopjak 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:15:36 № 13987183 [Quote]
>>13987169 Rejected and sent to hell.
Nulljak 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:16:14 № 13987194 [Quote]
>>13987184 Granted. Free HRT for everyone.
Plier 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:16:32 № 13987196 [Quote]
>>13987174 thanks geniearyan
Gigachad 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:16:59 № 13987201 [Quote]
turn everyone turkish with african cultural identity, how could you tell?
Marge 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:17:15 № 13987203 [Quote]
>>13987162 what's freemasonry
Schwab 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:17:17 № 13987204 [Quote]
>>13987193 Nothing comes free in life faggot. Enjoy hell
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:17:51 № 13987211 [Quote]
>>13987201 Granted. You all now have micro peneses.
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:17:53 № 13987214 [Quote]
I wish for total nigger death
Mexiaryan 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:17:55 № 13987215 [Quote]
i want all niggers boiled, grilled, churned, evaporated and decimated from this earth
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:18:12 № 13987217 [Quote]
>>13987210 Granted. You are now a slave for Quote working in his dungeon.
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:18:32 № 13987220 [Quote]
>>13987214 Granted. All women are killing themselves now.
Beastjak 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:18:48 № 13987225 [Quote]
stop asking this nigger for wishes he is just screwing us over with trash twists
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:18:55 № 13987226 [Quote]
>>13987215 Granted. All women are killing themselves now.
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:18:57 № 13987227 [Quote]
>>13987216 And for your actions, you will be raped tonight.
Bobson 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:19:13 № 13987229 [Quote]
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>stop asking this nigger for wishes he is just screwing us over with trash twists
Glibblezorpson 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:19:19 № 13987232 [Quote]
>>13987193 you need to make it less vague for you to get what you want retard
Nate 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:19:52 № 13987237 [Quote]
>>13987233 You are now getting raped twice as hard. Say hi to rapeseed.
Goopjak 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:20:07 № 13987239 [Quote]
>>13987047 (OP) I wish for miss circle to rape everyone itt
Soyak 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:20:07 № 13987241 [Quote]
i want a wife Mr. genie
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:20:28 № 13987248 [Quote]
>>13987241 You now have "a wife Me. genie"
Chok 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:20:37 № 13987251 [Quote]
>>13987241 Granted. Say hi to Shamir of Bangladesh.
Spadeson 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:20:57 № 13987257 [Quote]
I wish for you to be human
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:21:09 № 13987265 [Quote]
>>13987232 okay I apologize
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:21:12 № 13987268 [Quote]
>>13987248 You are now banished from all wishes for trying to impersonate me.
Dr. Soyberg 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:21:16 № 13987271 [Quote]
i want to be the next hitler and rape anybody i dislike
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:21:36 № 13987280 [Quote]
>>13987274 Ungrateful bastard
Poopson 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:21:41 № 13987285 [Quote]
>>13987274 Lazy faggot award
Npestajak 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:21:50 № 13987289 [Quote]
>>13987194 Hey, you contradicted yourself, you made chuddies leaked when I asked for no one to go away unsatisfied. Fuck this genie, xe sucks.
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:21:52 № 13987291 [Quote]
>>13987271 Granted. You are unable to ejaculated due to testicular issues. Oh and 5'2.
Gapejak 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:21:55 № 13987293 [Quote]
>>13987274 you cant just reject things you are the genie you do as we say
Doctos 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:22:33 № 13987309 [Quote]
Can I have my 1 wish back
Marge 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:22:58 № 13987319 [Quote]
>>13987315 Can I refund my wish then please
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:22:59 № 13987320 [Quote]
Add the /fpe/ board back to soyjak.st
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:23:10 № 13987322 [Quote]
>>13987251 NOOOOO I WANT A WIFE NOT A HUSBAND
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:23:23 № 13987326 [Quote]
>>13987264 Granted. Your hands will detach if you try.
Applejak 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:23:28 № 13987327 [Quote]
delete vlodson from existance
Minion 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:23:54 № 13987330 [Quote]
>>13987320 Granted. Limeade along with admin 6 are coming back next week.
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:24:12 № 13987336 [Quote]
>>13987327 Granted. No strings attached this time.
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:24:32 № 13987339 [Quote]
>>13987330 holy fucking win win
Lawrence 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:24:34 № 13987340 [Quote]
I wish to revive Hitler
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:24:53 № 13987346 [Quote]
>>13987330 Where are the bad side effects
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:25:05 № 13987350 [Quote]
>>13987268 Then make your thread with IDs next time
Yurjak 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:25:08 № 13987351 [Quote]
>>13987341 Granted. Everyone converts to Judaism.
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:25:42 № 13987357 [Quote]
>>13987345 Granted. Say hi to Vladimir of Polish-Jewish descend next week.
Wojak 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:26:54 № 13987373 [Quote]
>>13987362 He however had many partners in the past. Enjoy 3 different stds.
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:28:04 № 13987386 [Quote]
>>13987239 Granted. Miss circle will be visiting you first.
Nusoi 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:28:32 № 13987390 [Quote]
>>13987384 stds is faggot and nigger behaviour doe
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:28:44 № 13987393 [Quote]
>>13987386 he probably wants that to happen doe
Minion 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:28:49 № 13987394 [Quote]
>>13987382 Granted. Enjoy vinushka, whore of India.
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:29:35 № 13987404 [Quote]
>>13987393 Not my problem.
Soyak 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:29:51 № 13987407 [Quote]
>>13987394 if he doesn't want her can i have her?
Nate 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:30:11 № 13987409 [Quote]
>>13987390 im a faggot but not a nigger
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:30:11 № 13987410 [Quote]
I wish that you communicate exclusively in the Russian language. Including text. Including the internet. It can't be translated into English by you.
Marge 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:30:23 № 13987414 [Quote]
I wish I was god
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:30:32 № 13987420 [Quote]
I wish to read minds
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:31:19 № 13987429 [Quote]
can you make Mymy real and make her madly in love with me
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:31:22 № 13987431 [Quote]
>>13987419 Explain. It doesn't break the rules.
Brandon 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:31:22 № 13987432 [Quote]
>>13987420 Granted. You can now hear everyone's thoughts around your 3km vicinity. Enjoy the asylum retard.
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:31:37 № 13987437 [Quote]
>>13987409 can i fuck your anus
Sneed 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:32:05 № 13987443 [Quote]
>>13987047 (OP) let me have an eternal rest
Squirreljak 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:32:07 № 13987444 [Quote]
>>13987411 can i have a wife who isn't a whore, a tranny, or non-Christian?
Brandon 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:32:16 № 13987449 [Quote]
make poopson
Darkiplier 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:32:16 № 13987450 [Quote]
>>13987431 No. Move along now goyim.
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:32:18 № 13987451 [Quote]
>>13987047 (OP) I want the big nigger lips spammers to stop spamming
Sidson 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:32:27 № 13987454 [Quote]
>>13987444 blud is getting an abuela
Award 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:32:50 № 13987462 [Quote]
I wish that you gave infinite wishes award
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:33:05 № 13987468 [Quote]
you're getting overflown with wishes bud
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:33:06 № 13987469 [Quote]
>>13987443 Granted. You will be at peace when you fall asleep tonight. Enjoy Agartha.
Plier 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:33:18 № 13987471 [Quote]
make me able to draw poopson
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:33:33 № 13987476 [Quote]
>>13987451 Granted. PPH now drops to 0.
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:34:01 № 13987482 [Quote]
>>13987472 kys big nigger lips spammer
Cobbert 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:34:11 № 13987487 [Quote]
>>13987474 janniess approve
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:34:45 № 13987491 [Quote]
>>13987444 Granted. Say hi to Medroza of Columbia, a 62 year old housewife.
Etan 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:34:46 № 13987492 [Quote]
>>13987047 (OP) force everyone ITT to meet Louis Picard irl
Etan 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:35:12 № 13987497 [Quote]
>>13987457 Granted. Insects now are the new world order.
Retard 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:35:27 № 13987499 [Quote]
>>13987458 Granted. No strings attached.
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:35:38 № 13987502 [Quote]
>>13987491 tfw it doesn't sound too bad
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:35:39 № 13987503 [Quote]
>>13987497 make me able to draw poopson
Dylanjak 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:36:09 № 13987508 [Quote]
>>13987471 Granted. You now possess the man who made zilly and spammed zilly.
Spadeson 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:36:53 № 13987513 [Quote]
i wish for 67 cards and i can use each card to grant any wish i want anytime
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:36:54 № 13987515 [Quote]
>>13987047 (OP) OP needs to define reality
Can I manipulate our spatial plane
Cobbert 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:36:58 № 13987516 [Quote]
>>13987485 Yea we-well. Well you got me there. Enjoy your wish smart goyim.
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:37:01 № 13987517 [Quote]
>>13987508 i have all the bait power now… thanks
Chudbob 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:37:19 № 13987522 [Quote]
>>13987509 >>13987510 >>13987514 kys big nigger lips spammer your spamming is genuinely unfunny
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:38:17 № 13987545 [Quote]
>>13987462 Rejected.
>>13987492 Granted. Okay?
Henry 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:38:18 № 13987547 [Quote]
I wish I was the leader of an advanced fascist dictatorship in the middle east called Gegistan
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:38:45 № 13987555 [Quote]
>>13987547 Granted. You now report to your Master Goldberg until you die.
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:38:50 № 13987557 [Quote]
why did you reject the mymy wish
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:38:59 № 13987560 [Quote]
>>13987553 Shit genie then
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:39:35 № 13987573 [Quote]
i want more wishes
Impjak 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:39:44 № 13987579 [Quote]
>>13987555 Marge I said I was the leader of the dictatorship, why do I have a master?
Doctos 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:40:30 № 13987587 [Quote]
>>13987573 Rejected. You only get one.
Jackob 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:40:43 № 13987594 [Quote]
>>13987581 Gegistan VVQN
Kekistan LQST
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:41:15 № 13987605 [Quote]
i want to raise a family with a nice woman who wasn't a whore
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:41:18 № 13987607 [Quote]
Mr Genie, make a nuthread with IDs so you can easily block this faggot
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:41:39 № 13987613 [Quote]
>>13987605 What do you mean "wasn't"?
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:42:32 № 13987631 [Quote]
>>13987613 you could try to make them a former whore who settled down so i wanna prevent that
Brojak 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:42:42 № 13987634 [Quote]
>>13987622 Nigga no it ain't
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:43:39 № 13987643 [Quote]
>>13987631 Oh is this one of those "I can fix her" type things?
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:44:10 № 13987651 [Quote]
>>13987607 Granted.
ALL WISHES ARE NOW CLOSDD AND YOU CAN MOVE ON TO THE ID THREAD MADE BY MY SECOND KOSHER IN COMMAND. ENJOY. Pepe 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:44:24 № 13987653 [Quote]
>>13987641 I don't want to become God, I want to be the leader of an advanced middle eastern dictatorship called Gegistan
Raisinskin 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:44:39 № 13987658 [Quote]
>>13987474 would fuck with my bwc doe
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:44:51 № 13987661 [Quote]
>>13987651 Did that get linked somewhere or do I have to make it?
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:46:49 № 13987681 [Quote]
Guess i'll make it
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:59:22 № 13987851 [Quote]
https://archive.ph/OL84Q chive for the ki
this thread was actually fun
Spadeson 11/16/25 (Sun) 01:03:16 № 13987895 [Quote]
destroy all coal
Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 01:05:11 № 13987909 [Quote]
Add “nice person” to my notes (because most of it is insulting me)