HEY NUSOI!I'm here to grant you one wish AND ONE WISH ONLY!RULES:You can't become GodYou can't become a reality benderYou can't wish to bend reality (rule excluded for me)

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Glowie 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:06:30 №13987047 [View All][1][2][3][Quote]

HEY NUSOI!

I'm here to grant you one wish AND ONE WISH ONLY!

RULES:
You can't become God
You can't become a reality bender
You can't wish to bend reality (rule excluded for me)

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Retard 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:35:27 №13987499 [Quote]

>>13987458
Granted. No strings attached.

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:35:38 №13987502 [Quote]

>>13987491
tfw it doesn't sound too bad

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:35:39 №13987503 [Quote]

>>13987497
make me able to draw poopson

Dylanjak 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:36:09 №13987508 [Quote]

>>13987471
Granted. You now possess the man who made zilly and spammed zilly.

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:36:22 №13987509 [Quote]

Emmanuel 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:36:43 №13987510 [Quote]

DANCE MY MINIONS. DANCE UNTIL THE GENIE EXPLAINS WHY HE DIDNT GRANT MY WISH pepetwerk

Spadeson 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:36:53 №13987513 [Quote]

i wish for 67 cards and i can use each card to grant any wish i want anytime

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:36:53 №13987514 [Quote]

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:36:54 №13987515 [Quote]

>>13987047 (OP)
OP needs to define reality
Can I manipulate our spatial plane

Cobbert 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:36:58 №13987516 [Quote]

>>13987485
Yea we-well. Well you got me there. Enjoy your wish smart goyim.

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:37:01 №13987517 [Quote]

>>13987508
i have all the bait power now… thanks

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:37:03 №13987518 [Quote]

Chudbob 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:37:19 №13987522 [Quote]

>>13987509
>>13987510
>>13987514
kys big nigger lips spammer your spamming is genuinely unfunny

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:37:23 №13987524 [Quote]

Chok 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:37:53 №13987535 [Quote]

>>13987522
I CANT HEAR YOU pepetwerk

MY WISH DIDNT BREAK RULES pepetwerk

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:38:17 №13987545 [Quote]

>>13987462
Rejected.
>>13987492
Granted. Okay?

Henry 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:38:18 №13987547 [Quote]

I wish I was the leader of an advanced fascist dictatorship in the middle east called Gegistan

Soyprano 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:38:41 №13987553 [Quote]

File: 1761123599213r.png 📥︎ (115.61 KB, 592x720) ImgOps

>>>13987522
>I CANT HEAR YOU MY WISH DIDNT BREAK RULES
i reject all of your wishes frog spammer

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:38:45 №13987555 [Quote]

>>13987547
Granted. You now report to your Master Goldberg until you die.

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:38:50 №13987557 [Quote]

why did you reject the mymy wish

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:38:59 №13987560 [Quote]

>>13987553
Shit genie then

Aryan 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:39:13 №13987567 [Quote]

>>13987553
YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL GENIE

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:39:35 №13987573 [Quote]

i want more wishes

Impjak 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:39:44 №13987579 [Quote]

>>13987555
Marge I said I was the leader of the dictatorship, why do I have a master?

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:39:51 №13987580 [Quote]

>>13987557
No response.

Applejak 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:39:55 №13987581 [Quote]

>>13987553
VERY WELL. pepetwerk

MY ARMY SHALL DANCE ON THIS THREAD'S GRAVE. pepetwerk

YOU CHOSE THIS GENIE pepetwerk

Doctos 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:40:30 №13987587 [Quote]

>>13987573
Rejected. You only get one.

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:40:38 №13987592 [Quote]

Jackob 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:40:43 №13987594 [Quote]

>>13987581
Gegistan VVQN
Kekistan LQST

Dr. Fauci 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:40:50 №13987597 [Quote]

Coinjak 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:41:07 №13987602 [Quote]

PPP 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:41:13 №13987604 [Quote]

>>13987580
faggot

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:41:15 №13987605 [Quote]

i want to raise a family with a nice woman who wasn't a whore

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:41:18 №13987607 [Quote]

Mr Genie, make a nuthread with IDs so you can easily block this faggot

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:41:39 №13987613 [Quote]

>>13987605
What do you mean "wasn't"?

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:42:02 №13987622 [Quote]

>>13987607
THE GENIE IS THE FAGGOT pepetwerk

THEY REFUSE TO TALK IN RUSSIAN DESPITE IT NOT BREAKING RULES pepetwerk

MY LEAKEAGE IS JUSTIFIED pepetwerk

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:42:32 №13987631 [Quote]

>>13987613
you could try to make them a former whore who settled down so i wanna prevent that

Brojak 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:42:42 №13987634 [Quote]

>>13987622
Nigga no it ain't

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:43:30 №13987641 [Quote]

>>13987634
ARE YOU THE GENIE? pepetwerk

I WISHED FOR AN EXPLANATION. pepetwerk

YOU HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE TO EXPLAIN HOW YOU TALKING RUSSIAN IS ANY WAY LIKE BECOMING GOD pepetwerk

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:43:39 №13987643 [Quote]

>>13987631
Oh is this one of those "I can fix her" type things?

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:44:10 №13987651 [Quote]

>>13987607
Granted. ALL WISHES ARE NOW CLOSDD AND YOU CAN MOVE ON TO THE ID THREAD MADE BY MY SECOND KOSHER IN COMMAND. ENJOY.

Pepe 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:44:24 №13987653 [Quote]

>>13987641
I don't want to become God, I want to be the leader of an advanced middle eastern dictatorship called Gegistan

Raisinskin 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:44:39 №13987658 [Quote]

>>13987474
would fuck with my bwc doe

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:44:51 №13987661 [Quote]

>>13987651
Did that get linked somewhere or do I have to make it?

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:46:49 №13987681 [Quote]

Guess i'll make it

Henry 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:48:07 №13987694 [Quote]

Nuthread
https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/13987687.html

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 00:59:22 №13987851 [Quote]

https://archive.ph/OL84Q
chive for the ki
this thread was actually fun

Spadeson 11/16/25 (Sun) 01:03:16 №13987895 [Quote]

destroy all coal

Chud 11/16/25 (Sun) 01:05:11 №13987909 [Quote]

Add “nice person” to my notes (because most of it is insulting me)

Punkjak 11/16/25 (Sun) 01:05:26 №13987913 [Quote]

>>13987651
Nvm