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i have a dilemma, no this is not bait, i’m genuinely reaching out for advice since this board is good on their nofap and anti porn stuff.

but yeah, i’m a foid. never revealed it on this board and if i ask for advice on here i usually just lie and act male. i’m moving in with my boyfriend and i have a porn and masturbation addiction and he doesn’t even know that i watch porn. i don’t really know what to do because of course we are sharing a room/bed but i have an incredibly high libido that he can’t catch up with all the time. and as soon as he leaves my house i start instantly jacking off because i never finish from sex and it literally “blue balls” me and leaves me unfulfilled and horny for the remainder of the time that he’s over. i don’t know what i’m going to do because im never going to finish during sex and now i can’t really masturbate or watch porn because that’s extremely embarrassing to get caught doing. i’m scared that im never gonna be able to have an orgasm again because of this whole dilemma but also knowing me my porn addiction will probably take over and i’ll watch it locked in the bathroom. idk i know this is weird and gross but i need advice desperately.

BYA: yes im a girl
i have asperger’s
yes my boyfriend knows i use the sharty, we bonded cause he uses other altchans too.
neither of us are normgroids
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 83973[Quote]

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Be my wife instead cuz i'm bored

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>>83973
Xhe's probably not 9 years old so you might not be interested mr muzziepedo

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>Xhe's probably not 9 years old cheesburger so you might not be interested mr muzziepedo or something like that

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>>84007
Found the guy from a country where the age of consent is below a double digit number

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>>84011
Marge it's 14 here

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>>84013
Nigga that’s worst

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>>84013
that does not make it sound better

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>>84014
>>84015
The world isn't Muttmerica retard

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>>83838
>My momma was around 35 when I was born

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femoyim

 84277[Quote]

retarded fucking whore get off my fucking site, you parasites do nothing but leech money off guys and force them into having children, die, fuck you, you will never breed, you will never get your aftercare, you will never have your richer older man, you will never achieve anything in life you fucking obsessed foid. Your kind is conditioned to want gentleman like traits but give nothing in return, you want a family yet you cannot cook. Your petri dish yeast infected axe wound is your only value and even then its vile. TOTAL FOID DEATH

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>>83775
tell him what you prefer and stop gooning i guess

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>>84277
lmfao i make more money than my bf and provide for him pretty much. he wants children more than me, i would never force him to do anything because i love him. i get aftercare all the time, skin to skin contact and he lays on my chest. i dont want a richer older man im happy with what i have. i’ve achieved many great things academically and socially. i have not been conditioned to want a gentleman, i actually feel guilty when a man does more work than me because i feel lazy if so. i cook for my bf every night. never had a yeast infection in my life.

you sound like a fucking faggot, no wonder you can’t get a gf. you’re clearing yearning for the touch of a man that’ll put you in your place. go back to sucking cock at the local gloryhole nigger you’re an embarrassment to all men, people like you are why women don’t respect men nowadays. you’re a worthless piece of shit who can’t control xis clitty leakage, do you happen to be on your period xister?

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>>84279
u fell for bait lol

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>>84279
that's a lot of blood spurting from your axewound, are you ok? feeling light headed?

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>>>84277
>lmfao i make more money than my bf and provide for him pretty much. he wants children more than me, i would never force him to do anything because i love him. i get aftercare all the time, skin to skin contact and he lays on my chest. i dont want a richer older man im happy with what i have. i’ve achieved many great things academically and socially. i have not been conditioned to want a gentleman, i actually feel guilty when a man does more work than me because i feel lazy if so. i cook for my bf every night. never had a yeast infection in my life.
>
>you sound like a fucking faggot, no wonder you can’t get a gf. you’re clearing yearning for the touch of a man that’ll put you in your place. go back to sucking cock at the local gloryhole nigger you’re an embarrassment to all men, people like you are why women don’t respect men nowadays. you’re a worthless piece of shit who can’t control xis clit-ACK

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>>84279
I don't hate all foids but you have to admit that especially in 2026 whore kulchur is so normalized foids just become retarded roasties and cry about being pumpndumped in their 30s. more of the foyim like you are don't exist or already have bfs.

 84297[Quote]

>me le foid
>me le like sexooo
>also boohoo me now give me reppies
>become my discord orbiter
>uwu
>10 brapzillion reppy thread
How is this different from 4pedo/r9k/ ?

 84298[Quote]

kino thread somephono make sure to archive after o algo

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Infinite reppeyes incoming

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>>84279
Geg my baiterald worked on an foid, I can mimic clitty leakage so well o algo, the good thing about having experience with women is that you know everything to say to annoy and upset them, foids again proving themselves to be maleable clay GEEG
>wordswordswords
idk do your makeup or whatever gay shit women do lmao, enjoy the honeymoon phase while you can because when it goes..

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>>83759 (OP)
>yes my boyfriend knows i use the sharty, we bonded cause he uses other altchans too.
>neither of us are normgroids
go over this thread w/ your bf and post his take on our reppeys, I'm curious

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>>>84277
>lmfao i make more money than my bf and provide for him pretty much. he wants children more than me, i would never force him to do anything because i love him. i get aftercare all the time, skin to skin contact and he lays on my chest. i dont want a richer older man im happy with what i have. i’ve achieved many great things academically and socially. i have not been conditioned to want a gentleman, i actually feel guilty when a man does more work than me because i feel lazy if so. i cook for my bf every night. never had a yeast infection in my life.
>
>you sound like a fucking faggot, no wonder you can’t get a gf. you’re clearing yearning for the touch of a man that’ll put you in your place. go back to sucking cock at the local gloryhole nigger you’re an embarrassment to all men, people like you are why women don’t respect men nowadays. you’re a worthless piece of shit who can’t control xis clitty leakage, do you happen to be on your period xis-ACK!

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>>84303
Approved this would be funny as fuck

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>>84303
i’m too embarrassed to do that but maybe one day

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>>84327
use css to make it look like a forum

 84356[Quote]

update: so me and my bf were high last night and decided to find a shitty niche reality show on netflix and landed on one called “how to build a sex room” we were laughing about it because there’s a reality show for EVERYTHING. and we decided to watch. were watching and it it wasn’t really that bad of a show but a lot of the contestants were really cringe and it was funny. but you know, naturally we comment on stuff in the show and it did get us talking pretty lightly about kinks or fetishes or whatever and i was a bit nervous talking about it because i didn’t want to reveal too much and scare him off but i guess it all went really well and he agreed with a lot of the stuff i liked that was shown in the show and that i brought up. there was some stuff i was surprised he liked but it was pleasant and honestly quite relieving. after the show we kinda layed around for a bit and ended up having sex. and man, it was really great. i won’t get into the TMI stuff but holy shit i needed that, i feel like every sex issue was resolved lol except for me finishing but i’ve just come to terms with the fact im the only one who can make me finish. but it was amazing, he had a lot of fun and ive never been so turned on in my life

so here we are, the happy ending.

stopped gooning too since we moved in cause i genuinely have no time or much privacy to do so. rubbed one out in the shower and that’s about it but i wasn’t watching porn or anything so that’s an upgrade

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>>84356
Don't fall for this nusois you know it's bait, don't! Let this thread die and move on, don't reply. This does not need more reppies!

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>>84357
not bait, just cause someone has a life out of the internet geg

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>>84358
Stop baiting mi fuggen jerdee

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>>84356
Holy shit, this probably made a clittycel hang himself GEG.
If this is bait, I congratulate you, you are truly a master of your craft.
If not, I have to congratulate you too, glad to hear you are doing better and are able to enjoy sex again! Hardest part now will be to keep going and not relapse, but that is easier than it seems or sounds, definitely easier than the first hard step.

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>>84356

someone read this with pure unbridled hate and is about to blow his head off btw

good work tho nigga. if the sex is good enough there genuinely remains no reason to ever goon

good work king

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>>84356
>>84358
>>84362
>>84367
Hang youself fuggen samefag and GET OF MY INCEL BOARD

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>>84357
>>84360
>>84362
>>84367
it's not even good bait doe it's just snca why so much hype

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>>84369
because its obv samefag >>84368 is right

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>>84368
samefag geg

>>84362
but yeah not bait, i don’t use social media including reddit so that’s why i posted my issue here. i mean i have an instagram but only use it to talk to my friends but i only use it as a messenger. thank you i think we both were just a bit too shy to communicate our desires and what we wanted to try with each other funny af that a shitty netflix show helped with that. hopefully it continues being good

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>>84372
Kill yourself you stupid nigger attantionfagging foid and go back to the 'cuck or wherever you came from.
here https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/
Go here next time

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>>84375
i hate der ‘cuck i went on it for one day and instantly switched to the sharty

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>>>84375 (You)
>i hate der ‘cuck i went on it for one day and instantly switched to the sharty

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>>84375
4cuck is genuinely saddening to be in. This girl was barely 18 and obviously losing full control of her life and rotting mentally and what do 4cacas do? Beg and shame for nudes

at least with the sharty's r9k, half of replies would have called her out for being retarded instead of the whole thread being pussy begging

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>>84395
tsmt. plus all r9k users on here talk about nofap 24/7 and porn addiction. i had a dilemma, i knew this was a place that i could possible get advice on. i did get advice as well as people calling me a retard which kinda snaps you back to reality. it’s a tough love situation on here and i probably wouldn’t want it any other way because it’s the most helpful kind of advice

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>>84395
she should've gone to /adv/ then

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>>84423
4cuck is for niggers and pedophiles. stop telling young people to go there

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Leave our site evil foid

 84792[Quote]

sorry to revived the dead thread, but i just wanted to update and say things are going great. i’ve stopped gooning a lot, i only do it once a day in the shower now and have cut out porn. i would stop entirely if i was able to finish via someone else but id rather not be stuck with the female version of blue balls all the time. sex has gotten much better, he touching me more and trying a a lot of new things. we used some of my toys too which he actually like even doe i was really nervous about it, but i think it turns him on more since he wants to do it more often now. so yeah everything is going great and all my concerns have been eliminated

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>>83759 (OP)
gegggg, altchanniggers dont know anything about foreplay and their chicks dont finish

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>>84792
bpdemon award, also why would you make the shardee and altchans your whole personality? most of us use this site as a passtime or hobby lol

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>>84579
It has some alright boards thoughbeit

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>>84873
i’m not a bpdemon i have autism doe. it’s not my whole personality and i do use this site had a hobby

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>>84863
he’s not an altchan user, i am



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