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Seriously, I've been called a pooner on like 4-5 occasions.
>4cuck /fit/ When I posted body
>Another time I posted a sketch of my face
>Multiple times on the sharty
I swear to God I want to know what makes people think that I'm a pooner because it isn't just perverts fantasizing me as secretly being a woman it's far past that point

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WTF why am I being rate limited

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to answer this question we need to know what we're working with

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>>67812
I'll come back later I'm phoneposting on break right now

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>>67809 (OP)
ok, but why do you even post anything on 4chan?

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>>67819
there isn't a fitness board here

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>>67813
>>67812
Ok I'm back home
Here's a pic of me from a few months ago

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>>67840
you don't look like a pooner at all, at least from my eyes, however you're chopped or maybe you didn't brush your hair.

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>>67841
Yeah I don't really brush my hair
I've been growing it out since then

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>>67840
bro is 13 πŸ’€

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>>67840
you look like a punk fella i think you look decent

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>>67844
That pic was when I was 19… I'm 20

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>>67840
You look normal to me. I think its because your face looks "soft" or round (not a bad thing). are you chubby?

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>>67853
Sort of? My ribs show but I have a belly I'm insecure about but I don't know if it's just pectus and body hair making it look bigger. I'm trying to do cardio to make it go away.
Last I checked I weighed a bit over 155 at 5'9" but that's been months ago on an unreliable scale

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>>67840
Where have I seen you before?

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Here's some pics
I'm deciding to keep my sideburns a bit more might get rid of them sometime
>>67857
You're probably conflating me with somebody else

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>>67858
Also please ignore the massive farmers tan I do manual labor and our employer has tshirts I have to wear

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>>67858
Ok not saying anything but you may want to look up "Klinefelter's syndrome"

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>>67858
You don't really look like a pooner but you may have some issues with bone structure though I even doubt that, everyone's body looks different and I would say you just need to go to the gym.

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>>67861
My nuts are functional so I'm pretty sure it's not klinefelters
>>67862
Yeah
I'm pretty tired after a day's work but there are a few gyms in the town I live at

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>>67865
Any nutrition you might be missing out on?

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>>67865
Symptoms vary

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>>67866
I mostly eat white rice with some salt and furikake but used to it was just two of those snack pies they sell at convenience stores
Is there a convenient source of protein that I can just cook easily? They don't really sell pemmican anymore but it's get that if I could.
Do beans work in the steamer part of a rice cooker?
>>67867
I've never been tested for it and I'm broke as fuck so I don't have insurance.

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>>67840
you have a lesbian haircut that’s why

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>>67858
Geg is janny gooning to pics 3 and 4

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>>67876
he is posing like a french woman i gegged a bit

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>>67840
there's something wrong with your eye brows I think, you just gonna have to figure out how to hide it bud.

 β„–67936[Quote]

>>67809 (OP)
if your not saying nigger nigger nigger every sentence and not being the edgy'st guy around then they think you are a pooner

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>>67840
Clean your mirror

 β„–67997[Quote]

>>67988
It's a somewhat old photo ok

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>>67858
ur just dysgenic thats all

 β„–68163[Quote]

>>68000
rude
>Unoriginal contenterino space because this gimmick is fucking stupid

 β„–68230[Quote]

>>68163
Bulk up

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>>67840
kuz lesbian genetics

 β„–68292[Quote]

>>67869
Blud you need more varied sources of nutrition

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>>68292
Yeah but I do manual labor so I'm very tired whenever I get home and I don't want to eat gas station food or frozen meals

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>>67858
why so slutty

 β„–68306[Quote]

>>68297
I just wnated to let people know that I could see my ribs ok stop gooning to me holy shit

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ditch that haircut and it won't happen again

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>>68571
Ironically it's mostly on the internet
Albeit people are a lot more rude on the internet jej

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>>68295
you have it so good. I dont have a job unlike you and I will never have a job bcs Im so worthless ;(

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>>68581
Nigga just literally ask painting companies will hire anybody with a pulse my previous employer hired genuine fucking retards who couldn't even mask properly
If you can't even get a job as a painter try concrete but concrete work is genuine ass so only do that if you can't get anything else
Most other blue collar jobs are trades so you can't just walk in and quit whenever you're sortof expected to do them as a profession which to be fair you can make a decent living, certainly enough to rival a college degree.

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>>67858
Get haircut and work out sirs

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>>68735
>Haircut
I don't wanna
>work out
I need eggs and eggs are expensive (2.50 usd a dozen for the super cheap raisin, 4 a dozen for good stuff)

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>>68776
Nigger just buy chicken breasts in bulk, you don't need eggs

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>>68778
Eggs are better doe
Besides I can't use my stovetop because my parents can't clean for shit ,ayne

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>>68780
mayne

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I'm going to have to auschitz diet since I'm spending almost all of my money on a car fuck

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>>67858
dysgenic nigger, not aryan

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>>68255
Kuz is more handsome than him doe

 β„–70455[Quote]

I wish I was a pooner but I was born as a man. I wish I was in your situation. If I was in your situation I would start social transition.

 β„–70456[Quote]

>>70455
kys nigger, we do not allow troons

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>>70456
you just wasted 10 seconds of your time making this post. congratulations, you failed.

 β„–70461[Quote]

>>70457
>"you just wast-ACKKK"
Kys troonnigger

 β„–70462[Quote]

Can we bully him out

 β„–70463[Quote]

>>70461
congratulations. you just completely failed to bait me. you just wasted 10 seconds of your life.

 β„–70464[Quote]

>>70463
>texted like a true faggot award
Kys geeeg

 β„–70465[Quote]

>texted
you just wasted 10 seconds of your life posting this instead of paying attention to the English class you certainly need. congratulations. you lost.

 β„–70466[Quote]

>>70465
Pbsessed faggot geeg

 β„–70467[Quote]

>>70455
marge
literally nobody will take you seriously if they think that you're a pooner
>>70462
please don't

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>>70467
Yeah this nigger attract troons and other type of nigger, anyway he is dysgenic

 β„–70469[Quote]

>>70468
>and other type of nigger
>attract troons
please learn English I am currently majoring in English and your writing causes me physical pain.
>>70467
Its just a desire I have always felt since my pooner bf broke up with me in highschool. I only talk to people about it on this website doe because its anonymous.

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>>70469
>pooner bf
marge
Also I'm just being curious but what was your original language

 β„–70504[Quote]

>>70469
Please kill yourself obsessed faggot

 β„–70523[Quote]

>>68776
if you actually wanted to exercise you would just do it instead of finding every excuse not to

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>>70523
I'm fine I could lose some more weight anyways

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>>70523
No no I just have problems with porn watching and depression, I also got groomed on on discord server

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>>70572
Stop pretending to be me nigger

 β„–70680[Quote]

Ignore guy above me, he is not OP

 β„–70685[Quote]

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>>70680
SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Unoriginal content! Unoriginal content! Unorigina-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

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>>70685
SORRY I DIDNT TAKE MY MEDS SO I TALK TO MYSELFF AAAAHH GET OUT OF MY HEAD NIGGER

 β„–70695[Quote]

>>70686
Just leave me alone holy fuck

 β„–70698[Quote]

I am op, the guy above me is faggot pretending to be me.

 β„–70699[Quote]

>>70572
Also I got groomed into watching furry porn

 β„–70701[Quote]

>>70699
>>70698
Holy fucking shit is this what you do all day holy fuck

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>>70701
LEAVE MH HAND I AM OP THE OPP HOLY SHIT

 β„–70727[Quote]

>>70702
kys please for the love of god just kays

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Blog thread go up
I do admit I like a lot of things that pooners like but even when I don't talk about it people call me a pooner

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By the way the impersonator lost
>>70564 >>70676 >>70685 >>70695 >>70701 >>70727 >>71148 are me
>>70572 >>70680 >>70686 >>70698 >>70699 >>70702
are the impersonator

 β„–71204[Quote]

>>71199
You edited the page

 β„–71205[Quote]

>>71204
kys impersonator

 β„–71227[Quote]

>>67858
lmfao is that dust on the mirror or are you wearing an earring in the first pic?
if it's really an earring it's not helping you beat the dysgenic pooner allegations at all

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>>71227
It's just dust
My family live like absolute shit

 β„–71813[Quote]

>>71227
OP here, I jerk off too often thats why

 β„–71814[Quote]

>>71148
There is no such thing as foid or moid stuff, its retarded and all that fois stuf are stereotypes usually

 β„–71840[Quote]

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>>67858
you dont look like a pooner at all, not even the physique, you just need to work out more (not that its bad but if you want to look more manly then def)
>>67840
just babyface youll grow out of it

nvm all of this has been said already
youre a delicious HISA btw

 β„–71958[Quote]

>>71814
Yeah I should probably stop talking about it
>>71840
Thanks for the compliment I guess
I don't know how to feel about this

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>>67858
You look fine, ignore these faggots. Grow stubble and leave keep the sideburns.

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>>67840
Ew pooner!

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>>67858
Femboy in the making!

 β„–72012[Quote]

>>70685
Lady hands!

 β„–72053[Quote]

sharty and 4cuck niggers call any male who isn't super fit or super fat a pooner or a Twink, if you just have an average build and slightly softer features they'll call you that, it doesn't matter don't take it seriously



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