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Seriously, I've been called a pooner on like 4-5 occasions.
>4cuck /fit/ When I posted body
>Another time I posted a sketch of my face
>Multiple times on the sharty
I swear to God I want to know what makes people think that I'm a pooner because it isn't just perverts fantasizing me as secretly being a woman it's far past that point
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>>73606
you need a prescription for accutane. make sure ur using an actual facial cleanser not just benzoyl peroxide.

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>>67858
cut ur hair and eat more so u dont look like a bbc slut or something

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>>73630
I don't want to get fat doe

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>>74104
I can still afford to lose some more weight anyways.

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Finally pestered my family for a scale (I don't have health insurance so I can't get a checkup) and I weigh about 147 lbs at 5'10" is that a good or a bad thing?

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hi cutebooru

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>>74624
What?
<Unoriginal content even though nobody fucking cares about that retarded gimmick.

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Shaved my upper body hair because it looked disgusting
God why do I have to have so much body hair especially on my belly it just makes me look like a slob

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>>75729
just shave it nigga who gives a fuck, no one is gonna know.

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>>75729
are you doing anything to gain weight? even without muscles and just fat, you'd look much less like a pooner

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>>75747
I don't want to be fat dough
Everybody else in my family is fat

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>>75729
You look underweight, have zero muscle and might have that dent in chest deformity.

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>>75780
>Underweight
145 is okay at 5'10"
>Zero muscle
I know
>Pectus
I know

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>>75729
And i thought i'm cooked geg

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>>75729
Neurodivergent stare award

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>>75786
My body isn't that bad
>>75792
obsessed

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Me in a hoodie

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>>76459
Can't tell if that's the mirror or its on your hoodie

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>>76459
why is your entire hoodie dirty as fuck

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>>76473
semen spray

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>>76473
I worked as a painter

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>>76459
you look nice

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>>67840
shave all of your hair off, wear glasses and grow a beard

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>>76536
Thank you!
>>76546
Nigga I'm not soygender

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ywnbam

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>>77201
supersage fail lol
also iwabam because iwnbaw

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I had tofu two days this week and now I'm starting to feel like a libtard
Shame since it's 2.50 a pound where I live. That's about as much as bone-in boston butt. My testosterone will come back eventually I got some pork and cheese.

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>>75729
>Long hair
Nice… Really Nice…

Out of jokes, stop feeling Bad, dude. I Say this as someone who also looks like a pooner

Do the necessary exercises You want to do

Ur cool

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>>77236
nusois are becoming soyboys…

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>>77278
or however the runescape is hacked

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Holy shit this thread is still up

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>>75729
youre doing gay shit now… only queers obsess with their self image over simply being authentic… not that you cant take care of yourself…

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>>78693
I'm not fucking gay

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>>80135
yeah you are

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>>67858
im late as fuck but this looks like marfan's

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>>67840
you look horrible

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>>80137
>Caring about your image is gay dude
Who bets you're 250lbs minimum and can't walk up a flight of stairs without getting winded
>>80140
If it is it must be a pretty mild case
I don't have much of a swayed back and I have 20/20 vision

Anyways, I've been going to the gym a lot since I moved. It's not much, but it's a start.

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My arms are getting better
How do I get pecs doe

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>>82035
>>80218
You'd look really cute as a girl, you should start taking estrogen :3

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>>82036
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<unoreganoigger

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>>82036
kys groomer

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>>80218
>>82035
eat more protein and less fat.
you have skinnyfat pale ghoul physique because of seedoils or something
also start eating fruits a lot, or replace everything sugar with fruit instead

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>>82052
he should be eating more fat not less, if he went animal based he would get all the nutrients he needs and would have a good body composition

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>>82078
from the pics it looks like it distributes around the waist
not everyone can dirtybulk and look fine, it takes certain genetics
I'm guessing he's nordic, and probably mixed altaic which is whats causing the skinnyfat disposition
he doesnt have the bone-structure to bulk bigly, and if he were to do this he'd develop a potbelly and turn into an elder scrolls npc
the right choice is to leanmaxx here

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you look like a pooner because ur pale and u look like you are made of marshmallows wigga, ngl brotha man u kinda look like a mid transition ftm geg. Honest advice, stop shaving ur face lil gigga, and start doing pushups and bicep curls, and wall sits. I don't wanna tell you to start spamming squats because the last thing u need is for ppl who are troonfishing to tell u that u got a big ass or sumn. Stop consuming slop, start consuming bvllfuel. Oh and stop posting body pics to 4cuck negga whats wrong w/ u?

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>My arms are getting better
>How do I get pecs doe
u gotta do volume work for a bigger chest, and wider grip too, u want 3d pecs brotha so u gotta start eating good and spamming dumbbell bench press and pec flyes. U can do pec flyes on a bench too, but ngl it doesn't feel as good because the constant downward pressure shiet makes it harder to feel pec stimulation. And also u can't just do lightweight foid workouts where the most you'll bench is 20 lbs in each hand, u gotta build strength through volume, so start ur first set with like 2-3 reps left in the tank, and then try until failure for the next 2 sets. AND do overhead press for shoulders, u gotta build shoulder strength to supplement chest growth the same way u gotta build tricep strength.

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>>82052
Can't do that my dorm doesn't have a kitchen
>>82081
Mostly old southron, so probably celto-germanic with minor native admixture
>>82094
>>82095
I bench 85 4x3 (slowly working up to 95) with a body weight of ~150
Thanks for the tips on overhead press doe
I look better with my shirt on.
Should I just cut?

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>>82144
not him but you should def increase volume do like 3x8 to failure also you should bulk for a bit eating high animal protein and animal fat and then cut by going carnivore and being in ketosis, thats what im planning on doing once i finish my current bulk

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its pretty obvious you just need to work out and your face will get more manly over time

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>its pretty obvious you just need to work out and your face will get more manly over time
>>82144
you should get laser hair removal on your face and start taking dutasteride for your hairline since it looks like ur thinning a little. (Doctors won't prescribe to you btw since they are fear-mongering NIGGERS that site on their asses all day). You'll look better without that shitty patchy facial hair and ur already pretty low on hair I think you will have a "cleaner" look if you just get rid of it trust me this isn't some weird feminization shit most people look better with no facial hair and it will probably make u look less like a pooner trying to pass as a man with a shitty pube stash



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