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I wanna ask you guys some advice, or really I just want to talk about this and get some opinions, there's this girl in my 3rd block class in school (accounting) and I suppose you could say I have a bit of a crush on her, the thing is I haven't even talked to her, she sits in the row behind me pretty close to me and it feels like shes all I can think about every time I see her, she seems nice but shes really quiet and doesn't talk to anyone, we have the same lunch period and she always sits completely alone as do I so I was thinking I could try talking to her there by asking if I could sit with her but I'm very worried she'll find me weird or annoying, I'm also a bit worried she might be a mega toxic liberal o algo since she has bright blue hair and a bunch of piercings but its not my biggest worry, i couldn't even really tell you what I like about her she just seems so perfect, shes kind of short but not super short, a little bit chubby, she's probably around my age but I'm pretty sure shes a little older, and she always has this look on her face that I just love, I don't stare or anything like a retarded gigasperg but I always find myself looking at her at lunch evendoe she never notices me, I'm just worried she'll think I'm boring or weird since I don't really stand out at all, I'm tall but I don't do any sports or anything so I really am just a boring person I guess, I don't know I just want your guys' opinions or advice about this, thanks for reading
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I don't actually know her name either but I think I once heard the teacher call it and it was a nice name, she might've been talking about another girl albeit
>inb4 fakecel faggot
I've never had a girlfriend or anything but I'm not a total truecel since girls do sometimes talk to me for answers on assignments or to ask me how tall I am
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>>66557
give me an update if ur still there op

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>>67357
why? so you can jerk off to it? weirdo.

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pee pee poop pop OP is a stinky nigger

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>>67387
yes
<unorigack

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(OP) is dead btw

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>>67357
nothing much has really happened, if something important happens I'll give more of an update but for now all that's really happened is my mom walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex and doesn't want her over at our house anymore since I have little brothers which I guess I understand but my girlfriend is sad about it and thinks my mom hates her, on a more positive note she hasn't smoked weed in 2 weeks and hasn't cut herself in a little less than a week, I'm probably gonna see her this weekend but if I go to her house my mom will probably yell at me since she thinks I'm gonna get her pregnant o algo
>>67387
he only likes it when bad things happen to women so he probably cant jerk off to this geg
>>67391
I'm white doe
>>67435
aren't you a funny little fella
>>67443
no I'm very much alive, although I do have a bump on my leg that looks like skin cancer so I should probably get that checked out

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>>67470
I'm jealous of you dude. You're probably younger than me and even though your girlfriend is a girlfailure at least you have one, and the fact you and her constantly want to have sex and it's probably a no-brainer that whenever you hang out that's what you're going to do. I fuckin hate that my parents were so morally strict and raised me so sheltered and now I'm a shy goody-two-shoes who is too scared to break any rule, except now all my desires are so repressed they have warped into something really grotesque and disgusting because I have no outlet.
anyway bro sorry for making this about me, but YGMI. everyone ITT is telling you you're making a mistake and tbh you probably are, but you know what, OP, who cares? you're gonna make mistakes and learn from them and you're gonna emerge all the stronger. godspeed.

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>>67587
my parents aren't that morally strict but they've always been suspicious of me for things I've never done, also I don't really look forward that much to having sex with my girlfriend but I do enjoy it enough that I do it for her each time we hang out, hopefully I'm not making a mistake being with her since she really is my whole world at this point, I love her more than anything and I'm actually a bit upset right now because she smoked weed again and called me and when I got mad at her and told her I'm not gonna talk to her while shes high and that I want her to just quit already she started crying about how she's sorry for being a bad girlfriend and that she should just die already and stuff, she threw up all over the place then went to sleep and just now I was talking to my friends but they don't really wanna play Xbox or anything so I'm sitting alone in my room feeling terrible for making my girlfriend cry even though I was just trying to be firm and not be a bitch this time like I always am, I'm so tired of the way I act but as soon as I do something different I regret it. also don't feel bad for making your reply about you because I enjoy reading about other people's experiences and this thread is basically just 300 posts of me talking about my retarded decisions and coping about random shit.

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>>67610
I don’t know how you can deal with her guilt tripping you all the time man. She seems like a master manipulator. And honestly does she even want to be with you if she won’t compromise any of her morals (cutting herself and smoking weed) for you? Because you sure have compromised a whole heap for her. She’s expecting so much out of you and you deliver, you expect the bare minimum out of her and she does not. Think deeply about that and have a firm conversation with her

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>>67615
I cant really think of anything I've compromised from her but you might be right

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Incredible thread, read the whole thing from top to bottom. The blowjob behind a Walmart was a truly incredible turning point. OP you're kinda retarded but I probably wouldn't do better if I had the chance. Fuck my piece of shit chud incel life

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>>67652

How tall are you without shoes?

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>>67728
6'6 why? my face isn't that good though which is one reason I never had a girlfriend before this but my girlfriend says I'm handsome and stuff like that and I'm pretty sure she means it, I had a "glow up"of sorts over the summer albeit seeing as I lost about 40 pounds so maybe I do look better now

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>>>67728
High IQ advice dump:
Limit physical affection if she smokes weed or threaten it. threaten to break up or tactically imply you'll love her less if she doesn't take meds or therapy. if you got fit then you WOULD get approached by higher value women. Tobacco preferable to weed and nicotine gun preferable to tobacco. A few contradictions in the things you've said she told you (lies), hold some healthy suspicion and vigilance. Figure out a career path (but not electrical engineering because that is my no-competition high-pay failsafe), trades are generally low-IQ so bear that in mind. To eat lots think of food in terms of nutrients (autistically, eg. fastfood is nutritionally deficit and heart clogging so it is gross, I need to get 500 more calories by the end of the day, I should eat some carrots since I haven't gotten much vutamin A recently). It is okay to court a girl who isn't naturally attracted to you - in fact, this is preferable as you are (reportedly) ugly and have a few issues so they are high value women; obviously don't go for anyone out of your league but try reading "The art of seduction" o algo. Read "The body keeps the score" or some relevant mental health books (obviously pirate them). Read "Extreme ownership", ask anons for useful books like "What everyBODY is saying. Tell her the flesh and blood thing is creepy and makes you uncomfortable. Try gaslighting her or using other "abusive" (gigachad) tactics. The point is, stop and think and if you want to solve any problems. Remain the tiniest bit analytical (autistic) if you want to succeed.

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>>67799
This is not good advice geg

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>>>67799 (You)
>This is not good advice geg

Well he isn't following other people's advice, better to follow "not good advice" than be completely retarded

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>>67799
I don't really wanna get with any other girls, I love my girlfriend more than anything and in my opinion I'm lucky to have her, I just want her to stop smoking and vaping, I don't really care whether she does therapy or takes meds or anything

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>>68426
You’re a horrible boyfriend if you don’t care about her not getting therapy or going on meds. You don’t care about her and want her for personal gratification and sex.

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>>68437
no, I say that because therapy doesn't do shit and meds will just make her mood worse, antidepressants don't work, also tbh I don't even like having sex with her that much I just do it to make her happy because shes obsessed with sex, I just want to make her happy and safe and comfortable

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>I'm not a total truecel since girls do sometimes talk to me for answers on assignments or to ask me how tall I am

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>>68526
well I'm definitely not any kind of celibate now geg

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bump. tell us what has been happening since, OP.

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>>68527
Yeah because you are normie nigger, kys

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GEG was going to ask for a tldr of the last month but saw theres been almost zero updates

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>>70711
nothing much, I still see her at school every day and we hang out everyday weekend, she quit vaping and doesn't smoke weed unless she's with her friend which I think is definitely good, she also promised she'd stop cutting herself and while I know that's not gonna last atleast she wont do it every single time shes stressed or sad, though she has somewhat negatively influenced me in one way in the past few weeks and that's that I started smoking cigarettes since she let me try one but that's not the worst thing ever
>>70712
I don't think I'm really a normie since I still have pretty bad social skills and not many friends but I'm not a total giga-autist that cant talk to anyone
>>70825
yeah I haven't really been on the sharty as much especially since I'm pretty busy with school and stuff and there's not really been much going on, I know some people like to read my retarded blogposts but the majority of the users on this site would rather not see my thread every day, I don't want this to get completely slid but if it does it wouldn't really matter, anyhow there's not really much to say about this relationship anymore, on Thursday we'll have been dating for 2 months and I don't feel like we'd break up for any reasons so far, I love her very much and enjoy all the time we spend together and I know she loves me too, I've been able to somewhat influence some of her political views too since while she isn't dumb shes not very well educated so even with my average education I'm able to appear very well learned and more intelligent so she believes almost everything I say about politics meaning that I've been able to tell her how Jews run the government and all the other chuddy shit she doesn't know

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>>70865
/r9k/ is a shithole, seeing your posts wabag
wholesomegem

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nPGBeIGU fucking VVQN…

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>>70865
lets fucking go good job on getting her to quit bad habits

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You do you I guess

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>>62221 (OP)
SNCA NORMIENIGGERS

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>>62221 (OP)
>she seems nice but shes really quiet and doesn't talk to anyone, we have the same lunch period and she always sits completely alone
nice people dont sit alone and talk to people.
silent girls are the worst mistake you can make, because healthy women are social and/or heavily socialized as children, if she's silent then this never happened, which leaves the following explanations
1) she's mute and retarded - because a girl who is just mute OR retarded will still be social.
2) she's anti-social - means your crush on her is pointless, YWNB more than a nuisance to her
3) nobody wants to talk to her - if the jews got expelled from 190 countries, are the jews perhaps at fault? if there a 8 billion people on this earth and not a single soul talks to her, there's probably a really good reason for it, especially because it is socially acceptable for women to be autistic, narcissistic, unfunny, cringey etc before being completely outcast. If she IS completely outcast she'd need to have the worst personality imaginable.
3) She's pretending - for attention or sympathy. This is something they pick up in highschool and I almost fell for it once then. Basically, the strat is to act like a bullied puppydog to get attention from teachers and guys with a protective instinct. Once they have your attention they demand more and more of it or start creating problems/self-sabotage so that you are forced to pay attention. When you're NOT looking they'll act like a meangirl or a bully. Vile people.

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>>72371
I cannot count award.

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> but last night she cut her wrists a bit because I said she wasn't that good at giving head (retarded I know)
> bipolar -> autism -> schizophrenia
<couple posts later space
> she told me she gets turned on thinking about human flesh and blood and stuff and said she wants to bite me next time we have sex
<couple posts later space
>I can't just leave her, I really don't doubt that she'd commit suicide if I did
I didnt read this thread b4 posting my reply. Type 4 girl btw. You need to RUN AWAY.

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>>72371
not all of them are bad nigger

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>>72378
evendoe it can apply to moids too

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>I don't think I'm really a normie since I still have pretty bad social skills and not many friends but I'm not a total giga-autist that cant talk to anyone
Still a normie and got a whore

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>>72384
Sure, but imo its more rare.

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>>72387
>more rare
bvllshit, you just wan to make steoretypes. Regradless of gender moid can be whore too

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>>72388
its not about whores though
its about the extent to which being quiet correlates with bad personality

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>>72389
I saw a lot of degenerate moids(all of them are shitskins) also where is OP from

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>>72318
thanks, although sometimes when shes really stressed her dad gives her weed to smoke and this is going to sound stupid but I tell her to save it so we can smoke together only because if she smokes alone there's a good chance she'll overdo it and throw up so I do it with her to make sure shes not doing that, I have a high tolerance to that shit anyway (probably cus I'm anemic geg) so I can make sure she doesn't do something stupid while shes high
>>72378
I'm with a different girl than the one the original post was about but whatever nigger
>>72385
shes not a whore you stupid bitch
>>72392
USA, a trashy state with a lot of niggers and druggies

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>>72371
>>72387
id disagree. theres guys out there who are basically just not social (they dont want to talk) and people in return bully or treat them like filth. they didnt do anything wrong and yet they are seen as "school shooters" or people to avoid.

>>73712
>her dad gives her weed
what the hell is this family situation bro i didnt think it was this wild. is it medicinal/perscribed or something?
>we smoke together
well i guess thats A way to solve the issue. clever.

btw how is your weight now? have you still been losing it?

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>>73712
Okay, whatever you say, Mr. I'm-dating-a-girl-who-scraped-her-teeth-(which-are-probably-rotting-and-yellow-from-smoking)-against-my-penis-behind-a-dumpster-like-two-weeks-after-meeting-me.

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>>73734
tsmt there's a guy in one of my classes like that and he seems chill but I don't think he wants to talk to anyone
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no, he's a drug dealer and doesn't see a problem with it, its not medical weed I just live in a GAY NIGGER state where people can just buy that shit
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I guess so, I don't really care for it but I tell her I like smoking weed with her so that she doesn't feel bad
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I haven't been losing anymore, I've gained a tiny bit back (like 6lbs) back because I always feel very hungry in the winter so I've been eating more, besides I'm pretty skinny at this point, I used to weigh 230lbs now I'm 185 which is quite good

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When I see anything about relationships my veins fill with hot blood. I don't even know why people hate me. I'm not a bad person. This nigger went to a girl and befriended her. I tried that dozens of times and people rarely respond. Am I a ghost? I hate this shit. This shit happens and people ask why were such hateful chuds. I wonder why.

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>>73877
He’s 6ft and got a junkyard-tier whore. Don’t be too hard on yourself.

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>>73877
you seem like you are just cold approaching women and asking them out when they barely even know you. no wonder why they barely respond

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444th repepe

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>>73968
z7YbtpEy gem

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>>73968
total z7YbtpEy win



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