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Dox qwarz atarz!
>ACK!!!!!!!!
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FACT

Mexim*tt is unfunny NAS dust made by an inflationfag slav(e) that only is used by Tw*tter Immigrants
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Something is happening

Something is happening?
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Two more hours until shop opens and I can get alcohol
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ugh *yawn* finally figured out my 'canon

I use my supernatural BBC powers to make my mommy waifu in to a very large breasted miss circle mommy (originally she had small breasts and was unattractive)

i have HUGE BLACK BALLS

And I also have a twp sissy cucky character that I feminized with my supernatural BBC powerinos.
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'Arty 'Ared Normie

>on der 'cord
>somebody sends brimstone nigger tranny kike in general
>moralfag freaks out and calls them "alt-right"
>nusoi tries to calm them down, calls it "dark-woke"
>moralfag calls the nusoi "alt-right"
>moralfag ragequits
Guess its within their right, o Algo.
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MY FIRST COAL POST :DDDDDD
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zellig son or e621 daughter
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yesterday was de belangrijkste dag van het jaar!
Hitler's birthday!
Happy birthday mein Fuhrer! We love you Uncle Adolf!
Welcome to Day 2 of the 3 day Special Fuhrerbirthdag Celebration!
ITT we post National Socialist soyjaks, art, music, 'zellig, anime and stories.
I made this thread on the zarty three times, it was deleted in less than 10 minutes every time for nothing. 3 VPNs later they blocked all VPNs. Zarty tranjans are literal leaking Jews gloooooink!
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Taking what I've learned recently, I need to create a headcanon world that is padded full of stuffing therefore following the principle of not accidentally desensitizing myself, I need to give myself time to desire a large breasted female character from my world.

ideas:
- business
- military/fps-esque stuff (e.g. doom, half life, etc.)
- scientist
- etcetera

The key idea here is individual, ME, not me taking on grandiose roles, like being a king or CEO or similar, I think a king, a CEO, or similar are best left as NPCs than a compatible role for me.
>Why?
Because those roles are like anchors and I want to be free like the wind and have fun, the hedonistic fun of zillionaires and royalty doesn't seem fun at all to me.

Where is the fun in expensive escorts eating fecal matter out of your anus?
Where is the fun in getting drunk with other rich people?

Rich people and their fun is boring and I want more down to earth fun, having sex with a big booby mommy because I managed to convince her to let me is like stealing a piece of luxury and escaping with it, it's CONTRAST: my poor, non-rich non-bourgeoisie non-nepotism life and my sparse moments where I feel richerino (having sex with a very large breasted mommyino).

In essence it is in compliance with the principle of avoiding desensitization, because desensitization is fucking… LE BAD!!!!!! IT LE BAD!!!! IT LE NOT GOODERINO!!!!!! BAD!! BAD!! BAD!! BAD!! BAD!! BAD!! BAD!!!!!!!
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Gameoverse is a GEM
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Furfags LOST
AveriGODS VVQN
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>
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Is prequel comic gem or coal? I couldn't really get into it but I think oldfags like it
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would you date a woman who looks like this
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Who is DT? Is he a real person or just some made up boogeyman like lee?
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Why so dead
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chazington

what does kway think of ts blud
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/hsg/ - Homestuck General

HOMOSUCK EDITION

Act 2 - previous thread: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0508-1004-45/https://soyjak.st:443/qa/thread/940987.html

itt discuss about soyjak.partys' favorite poonerslop. off-topic discussion allowed
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would you date a woman who looks like this
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Jesus this place looks like crap
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TEAM TIKI TIKI PHONK
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marge who tf is mrasianpie
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/tbg/ - Talking Ben General

ITT we discuss and talk about our favorite drunk, chemist, and old man Ben the Talking Dog.
Ginger, Tom and Angela discussion is banned from this thread.
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The next FPE is here https://soybooru.com/post/view/231840
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ITT we post images of Creme brûlee
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Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Gameoverse cat so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I watch Gameoverse I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Kit. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Kit's tight cat pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/cat babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors cat. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my computer. I might not ever get to see Kit again.
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>>>/soy/16184975
it's terrible, I forced myself to watch it because the cat is really hot but her VA isn't attractive at all and the other VAs are so bad they aren't even worth talking about. Plot is extremely rushed and shallow
I had infinitely more fun gooning to her on e6
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>My GF btw
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/qa/ cat
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How do I post youtube videos onto Soyjak Party??

How do I post youtube videos onto Soyjak Party??
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Nigger
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HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA
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poo poo test im trans btw
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Why would anyone eat meat instead of tofu? Are they stupid?
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Are people trolling or are actually hateful?

Look i don't mean i am a tranny that thinks everything is offensive but i feel like people aren't hateful enough but they just wear a mask to troll with people, i am a new fag so i am like a fetus in this website
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/kbff/ - Kit Bodega Feet Freaks

hop in for a great time. gameoverse
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We need an drawGOD to draw a pony mascot for the sharty
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Quote is Kuz theory
>Both pedophiles
>Both have sent 'p in raids
>Both ddos people who make their clitty leak
>Both larped as another nationality
>Both allowed someone close to them to spam degeneracy (goth and limeaids)
>Both had 'cords
>Both implemented ircords
>Both larped as software developers and network managers
>Both liked ongeshittig
>Both have ties to a school shooter
>Both came from offsite hostile communities
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geg, my amount of notifications is keyed
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Sun is shining wake up and enjoy another beautiful day!
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>Please I’ll do anything! I’ll suck your fucking dick! You want me to eat shit? I’ll eat your fucking shit! I’ll eat your shit on live TV!
<Anything?…
>Anything!
<…well mate, there’s a group a’ cunts that are way more evil than you could ever hope to be.
>Who is it? Please, just tell me, I’ll kill them!
<My son, have you ever heard of the synagogue of Satan?
>…wait, you’re telling me you hate them too?
<Fuck yeah, those cunts ruined me show and flooded me Britain with six gorillion brownoids!
>I…
<Tell ya what, I’ll get us some more o’ that V1 shit, and we’ll take the fight to those big-nosed tiny hats! I’ll even forgive what you done to me Becca!
>Yeah, let’s… let’s fucking do it!
Butcher and Homelander recover more V1 and inject themselves with it, becoming immortal Agarthan patriots. They systematically wipe out all Jews from the earth, and world peace is achieved within hours. Fixed your shit show, (((Eric))).
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Wow
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>the state of /qa/ on May 23rd 2026 Eastern Standard Time around 3:42 PM
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Soychang

Post soychang itt
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zartybros are cuckolds

ANOTHER ZELLIG L HAS HIT /QA/
not… like… this…
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I hate TADC
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@spongie real question why are you gay and a furry if you hate gays and furries
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Is Kit shardee culture?

I absolutely see why not, cmon if fpe or zelling can be why not kit?
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>TADC is aryan ye kulchar saar
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streaming rn right on sharty, send me some gems
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North could die tomorrow and not a single soul on this earth would miss him
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sex sex sex I HAS A BBC you has a twp

dayerino 3 of semen retentionerino + resensitization (neverdesensitization)

I HAS BIG BLACK BALLS you has tiny white balls LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!

very large breasted mommies are sluts for my BIG BLACK COCK AND HUGE BLACK BALLS
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Down you go suffer long
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>this board
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so I just realized after making my mommy waifus that sex will feel like a chore if sex happens frequently so… now I need something to do that isn't sex related in my schizoid internal world that'll be fun and also satisfy my wanderlust (wanderlust has nothing to do with sexual lust, grab a fucking dictionary goonhitler.) and whatever…





>6'2"

some of these artists do not understand that 6'2" is actually really freaking tall and abnormal, I've personally only begun to perceive height through my mind's eye (imagination) after reading anime character heights on wikis which was jarring for me at first but then I eventually came around to understanding that 6ft tall is really freakishly tall and not normal at all
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Kill niggers with machetes. I'm tired of seeing them.
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I love repo

I love repo
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Quiddy rap
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>PLEASE AGETHA, I’LL DO ANYTHING! I’LL FREAKING SUCK YOUR BREASTS! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR DEFECATION! I’LL FREAKING EAT YOUR DEFECATION IN FRONT OF EVERYONE IN PAPER SCHOOL! I WON’T KILL ANYONE ANYMORE, NOT EVEN THE TEACHERS OR THE NICE STUDENTS! JUST DON'T KILL ME AGETH-
<(*snaps her neck*)
>-ACK!
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>>>/soy/16231214/
this is clearly fake
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Went on thug hunters with my friends, did this edit.
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/Sneed/

Yup! Another Sneed thread! Send in your Sneed gemmies!
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Any other teens here play STRAFTAT ??

>marge why is this snca on my board I is traiso btw


Kino niche indie psychological first person competitive arena shooter without any jumpscares because those are too scary for me
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fpe WABAG
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irl foids are worthless trash that should all commit suicide.

imaginary waifus > irl foids

only cuckolds like irl foids, every relationship with an irl foid is doomed to ruin, every foid is a cheating adulterous/promiscuous whore.

abortion has truly saved billions of souls from being forced to endure this awful world, they have been saved from being raised by a whore mother and cuckold faggot pedophile step-"""fathers""".


resensitization + semen retention Day 2; update:
- I can't upload safebooru art of androgynous male characters because I noticed that I was desensitizing myself to feminine beauty and thus why I disappeared for a while before returning to blog again.
- I don't want to be involved politics/geo-politics in my schizoid internal modern era realistic-ish fictional world, i.e. the CEO route, because it is too grandiose to be satisfying.
- I instead want to be concerned with myself and my waifus and not worry about le business, the act of conducting "business" as a CEO is something I would have left up to abstraction and implication rather than actually being doing something like for example scientifically researching and analyzing the paranormal and anomalous.
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lowk /soy/ is the only reason why i used to have a interracial porn addiction
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ok
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GEEEEEG ZARTYSHITS HOW WILL YOU EVER RECOVER

DAILY REMINDERS

I ONLY POST THE TRUTH. NOTHING I EVER SAY IS A LIE. NOBODY HAS EVER OR WILL EVER PROVE ANY OF MY POSTS WRONG. I HAVE BEEN VINDICATED MULTIPLE TIMES… I WARNED EVERYBODY ABOUT SOYTOYS… NOBODY LISTENED… LOOK WHAT HAPPENED NOW…

Let's talk about these "ban reasons", at least all the ones I can remember.
>ban evasion
What ban am I even evading? The first ban I even recall was for "ban evasion", which should be impossible because evasion implies there was a ban already in place.
>pedophilia
Projection. I never said or posted anything pedophilic. I don't know where you get this from. I don't even defend the other poster people seem to confuse me with. Why even bother with this? Do you just say it so much you have it copied?
>fuggen peedoughs
>rule 3
Broad, generic rule written to allow staff to do anything they want, but if we use my posts as a baseline, then half the posts on this board would be deleted.
>rule 4
Marge? I remember this being in the ban reason once. Take your fucking meds scizo??? I never posted anything covered by this rule. Unless it's referring to calling somebody a pedophile (or along those lines), then half this site would be banned.
KEK! JSID already nuzaryans can't even enforce their own rules properly…

Kill yourself.

Nuzaryans can't handle the truth when I say it, so they ban me.

The truth is in essence:
>Ongezellig died in 2024.
>This site is a corpse. Most of the original posters have left.
>Nothing good has happened since early 2024.
>JSID
>Ongezellig cannot be turned into a marketable plushie
>Turning Ongezellig into a marketable plushie is illegal and those who do this know their fate…
>The popularity of Ongezellig on shitstagram is a net negative and anybody who disagrees came from there 5 months ago.
>Anybody with mod.php in their addressbar is a pedophile and ban me because I tell the truth about this…
>Jannies know their fate…
>I was banned for literally no reason.
>I warned everybody about soytoys and nobody listened, look what happened now.
>Nuzaryans lost, oldGODS built this website, not thinking this is equivalent to thinking brown immigrants built your country
>Koos is Zute
>Bob is Zute
>Boog is underage and should be banned according to the rules that apply whenever janjan's clitty leaks hard enough.
>The entire soysphere will be gone before the end of the decade, and we are living in the End Times.
>The current state of the sharty is equitable to the Weimar Republic
>The current state of the zarty is a rulecucked hellhole where nobody can post anything, and Boil In Shit gets banned for no reason.
>I have more proxies. See you in a few hours.
TLDR it's looking bleak nuzaryan. Better enjoy what's left while you still can. It's only going to get worse. They will censor this post of course, but do not worry, I will be back.

Absolutely obsessed with me. Get your disgusting nigger lips off of my dick you filthy subhuman beast. Keep seething at my posts as usual you inbred retard. You're never going to be white like me no matter how many times you press the ban button. Give it up already and say you're just mad because I tell the truth.

KEEP SEETHING AT MY POSTS KNOWING I'M 100% JUSTIFIED… NOBODY HAS PROVEN ME WRONG… YOU ALL BOIL IN SHIT!!! ABSOLUTE TOP OF THE LIST!!!
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I'm going to make a game where you kill Digital Circus fans while they are watching it in a movie theater.
What should I name it?
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another z*Rtycuck L has hit the second tower
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*SUBTITLE ERROR*
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gooning to instagram big booby mommyinos


yesgoon + semen retention hornymaxxing dayerino 13
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Is the 36666 a good get? (Asking here because its snca)
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any other californiARYANS on da log as of now?
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whats the current fotm i havent visited this site in a while
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>me owning the libs
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I'm the most homosexual man on the planet.
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ugh yawn - ugh yawn - ugh yawn

watching BBC Luther because it gooder than House M.D. and faggot nigger cuckold goonhitler sissy shit "the wire"

Figured out comfy mommyino headcanonino :3

semen retention day 1erino
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Phonoposting fucking sucks
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>why the fuck are you looking me like that are you sick

a few days later

>I would dominate all of you if you dared
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Good morning friends! Have a wonderful day today!
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I'v contracted a tapeworm

and it's in my bughole


its fun to play with. what do?
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why house of puso is a gem

>simple non-troony art
>metaphor for female rape victims
>voiced by Soyteen Liker
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Wallpaper

I have just made a random ass wallpaper. I was watching some rnca troonslop and got inspired. Use it if you want, or don't.
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I got home drunk and there was nothing but rice and cucumbers and I got very upset and was about to go to the hallway and scream to waky my neighbors but then I found salty snacs and now my night is saved and i am happy and okay
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does anybody else feel like they cant function socially without drugs or alcohol
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Hi
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I just want to start off by saying if you want an answer at the end, prepare to be disappointed. There just isn't one.

I was a janny on the Sharty for a year in 2022. It wasn't paid of course, most janitorial jobs aren't, but it did have some perks beyond banning chuds. To teens it might not seem like a big one, but most teens at the time would shit themselves over it.

Now, since I worked directly with the Jannies and Admins, I got to preview the new threads days before they posted. I'll get right to it without giving too many unnecessary details. Me and two other jannies were in a janny 'cord along with other IB admins. We received the copy that was supposed to be a nonsense post with a Cobson picture attached and gathered around the stream to watch. Now, given that it isn't final yet jannies often put up a mock guess, sort of an inside joke for us, with phony, often lewd guess, such as "OMGSIA 'lita is so hot" instead of a Neutralplier blogpost. Nothing particularly funny but gem related chuckles. So when we saw the thread subject "Cobson's Suicide" we didn't think it more than a morbid joke.

One of the Jannies did a small throat laugh at it. The Sharty css plays as is normal. The thread began with a couple racebait replies as normal. We see teens posting 'cado gifs gegging. We refresh the t hread and this is when things began to seem off.

While lurking, a few posts repeat themselves, but the image doesn't. There is slight murmuring in the thread before they begin to post gore. Not normal dead nigger baby gore common in the show, but you could very clearly see malice in. That isn't the oddest thing, though. What is odd is everyone in the gore posts had hyper realistic eyes. Very detailed. Clearly not shots of real people's eyes, but something a bit more real than CGI. The pupils were red. Some of us looked at each other, obviously confused, but since we weren't the teens posting, we didn't question its appeal to teens yet.

The thread than has a post with an webm that automatically expands goes to Cobson sitting on the edge of his bed, looking very forlorn. The view out of his apartment window is of an RGB PC so it isn't very long after 'jakking. The unsettling part is at this point there is no sound. Literally no sound. Not even the feedback from the microphones in the 'cord. It's as if the speakers were turned off, though their status showed them working perfectly. He just sat there, blinking, in this silence for about 30 seconds, then he started to sob softly. He put his hands over his eyes and cried quietly for a full minute more, all the while a sound in the background very slowly growing from nothing to barely audible. It sounded like a slight breeze through a forest.

The screen slowly begins to zoom in on his face. By slow I mean it's only noticeable if you look at shots 10 seconds apart side by side. His sobbing gets louder, more full of hurt and anger. The screen then twitches a bit, as if it twists in on itself, for a split second then back to normal. The wind-through-the-trees sound gets slowly louder and more severe, as if a storm is brewing somewhere. The eerie part is this sound, and Cobson's sobbing, sounded real, as if the sound wasn't coming from the speakers but as if the speakers were holes the sound was coming through from the other side. As good as sound as the 'cord trannies likes to have, they don't purchase the equipment to be that good to produce sound of that quality.

Below the sound of the wind and sobbing, very faint, something sounded like coughing. It came at odd intervals and never lasted more than a second so you had a hard time pinning it (we watched this webm twice, so pardon me if things sound too specific but I've had time to think about them). After 30 seconds of this, the screen blurred and twitched violently and something flashed over the screen, as if a single frame was replaced.

The lead janny paused and rewound frame by frame. What we saw was horrible. It was a still photo of a Russian man. He couldn't have been more than 30 The face was mangled and emaciated, he obviously had aids. He was naked down to his underwear, his BBC dildo laying beside him. He was laying on some pavement that was probably a road.

The most upsetting part was that there was a shadow of the photographer. There was no BLACKED logo no evidence tags or markers, and the angle was completely off for a shot designed to be porn. It would seem the photographer was the person responsible for the Man's STD. We were of course mortified, but pressed on, hoping that it was just a sick joke.
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tuff
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Biggest autismerald ever just dropped
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old conspiracy art is gemmy
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My wife's SHIT is on my ASS.
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/pol/ colony thread

Happy 4/20
Let us make this thread a colony for the best board of Sharty, /pol/! I hope one day that every board is just like /pol/!
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No more autism. No more faggotry. No more cope. No more moping threads. No more. Total organization.

I recharged my battery plugged in through my asshole. Not sure about that gay ass shit I was moping about but it was my burnout phase. Though lowkey I'm back in full force. If you have questions please don't hesitate to ask. I will be here until I die probably. Sounds kinda sad on paper but I believe in /qa/'s ability to succeed. I haven't made any new youtube videos lately because I've been so burnt out from work but I have three days off soon so we'll see how I feel then. For the time being I'm back. I think whenever I go autistic cover my ears mode I'll just stop posting or something since it's snca. it's not like I want validation because I don't cuz even i dont like earplugged mode. I guess what I'm trying to say is don't feel bad for me because I don't feel bad so you don't have to show me pity or anything.
I will no longer reference being autistic anymore. For the record I am just a user like anybody else. Chud¹ was right, I should have more respect for myself and look up to myself more. So that's what I'll be doing. No more jesterthreads. No more tiredthreads. No more faggot attention baiting threads. From now on there will be total organization.
But you guys can ask me anything and /qa/ will always be the board you get to hear my worst and best and most random and most concise thoughts. Basically everytime I think of something I dump it on /qa/. Gee kinda sounds like deeptranny. Deepthinker if you're reading this can you namefag again so I know if you're lurking on my threads because you never acknowledge me. That is all.
Sorry I think I've been super plastic lately too. Please don't forget I'm an actual person who you can actually talk to and interact with. I don't believe I'm better than anybody here, and if you want me to name all of you again I will, cuz I was just telling the booru on how cool /qa/ is to me. This is where I was raised. I would never forget that. And if I ever get popular one day I'd like to bring as many people with me as I can because you guys deserve it as much as I do. I'm a shit retard autistic person but I just talk a lot and that's my vice and my strength. I will be there if you need anything.
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why are nazi larpers always the biggest shitskin faggots

>the 4th reich's strongest soldier

>look inside
>porn addicted meximutt
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hi
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>pedonoid still isn't banned
not… like… this…
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fold from gaveomerse wrapped round ur gock >>>
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GIGA MILK JIHAD TOTAL WIN
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how many pipol here are into pet play?
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https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8pX5AS3/ found some nigger foid on tiktok who says saying nigger kills black people and I wish that was true
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fuck this shitty website
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JSID

I come back here every once in a while in hopes that I can find just one high quality 80+ IQ post. And almost every single fucking time, I'm disappointed. This site isn't just dead anymore, it's a corpse that has been rotting for over a year. Quote has effectively turned 90 percent of the sharty into a bait-infested coal mine overrun by xitter migrants and other offsite nusois. I literally cannot use this site for 20 minutes without losing my motherfucking mind because almost every single thread is troonbait, bnwo/bbc spam, goonposts, or excessive giga ai slop. I'd never imagined that it could get THIS fucking bad. Just shut it down already
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I've made up my mind!

In my new schizoid internal fantasy world: I become a wizardino (I'm also 5'3" btw and cute UwU)
- modern era (realistic-ish) btw
- magic bookerino containimg lore and spellerinos >:3c
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do yall think that in the gameoverse that Kit has a clit that looks like a video game controller or nah
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im starting my never goon arc any advice?
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Gooned to shabat jewish mommies for 5 hours straight. Being good goy jewesses want me to be.
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chuds when will you realize they're using you? you need to stop being so bitter. im trans btw
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i genuinely miss the oldschlog
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among the worst day of my cotton-picking life

this is probably among the worst day of my life. ill save you the paragraph and just say me and my dad had a fight because he hates that im retarded and i ended up throwing my phone at him and now there's a hole in the door because of course it hit the cheap shitty paper mache american door and left a hole in it. really because its that my mom threw away my favorite box and i got really upset. but it was a really good box and i needed it for something else, and my dad doesn't seem to understand how important a box is to me which is really upsetting. even my grandma was making fun of me I guess. I feel like everyone makes fun of me. and none of my coworkers take me seriously anymore. One time they were having a conversation about the technology here and how their job sucks and I'm like "yeah as a software programmer this shit drives me insane haha. you know. yeah you know. yep. ok" bevause they literally stopped talking afterwards and went back to looking at their screens. i really wish my boyfriend could comfort me right now but hes a little exactly like me too if you know what I mean but no offense against him, I just don't want to bother him with my worries. I just feel so upset you know, it feels like my life was robbed from me. I am forced to live in neurotypical society and just because I am an ugly chopped male, I get none of the help and attention that quirky emo girls get endless supplies of CPS interventions on their house meanwhile I literally rotted from undiagnosed autism. I have been like this my whole life and literally everyone turned a blind eye and let me get kicked out of school and my parents wonder why I never had friends, why I struggle to shower or take care of myself, why I got kicked out of highschool for threatening to shoot up the school when I was 17, my dad strangled me btw because I was making fun of george floyd the day after he died btw. In response to literally anything I do where I express myself I get punished or strangled by neurotypical adults. I remember in middle school I used to get bullied by elementary schoolers constantly but fortunately this didn't happen in my senior year because everyone can laugh at the funny weird looking white kid who eats bugs during class. I ate a spider once but I got really schizo cuz I was scared it had worms in it or something. Also did I mention my dad got me baptized by a priest personally cause my dad said I was demonically possessed. That's not supposed to be cool and edgy. That is legitimately so saddening that it's easier for my own progenitor to accuse me of being possessed by literal satan than to wrap his head around my condition. It's always "not my son he's too smart" and letting me ruin my own life while beating me for being autistic. i have zero empathy and zero remorse and i will probably die alone with zero friends at all. the cool thing about autistic people is that not even autistic people want to be friends with autistic people. I've had 0 friends online or irl my whole life. blah blah blah blah blah.
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Oh and then afterwards I went to my siblings ceremony today because theyre a youknowwhat scout. It was really loud in there and people talking and cracking mcu jokes constantly and I literally had to cover my ears because it was so fucking loud. I had to piss the entire time but it's taboo for people to get up and they have to listen to this entire boring snca shit thay nobody cares about that one of the leaders is retiring or whatever. I don't care. I just don't care. I do not vare. I don't care. I do not cere. I don't care. I do not care. I do not care. O don't even care
I do not care
O dont car.e I dint care. I dont care. I dont care. I dont care. I dont csre. And you talk too loud. you talk too loud. uou talk too loud. you galk to loud. i hate listening to people voices and i hate when too many people are talking in the same room and it's just voices over voices overlaid on voices and too many voices and there's not enough time for me to listen to them all there's just too many voices and indont eben onow why i was forced to go, i think my dad pressured me to go cuz i broke his door. but ir was an accident. i didnt mean to break your door. he's so fucking stupid actually I hate him and wish he would die unironically I am so genuine. His stupid nigger fucking door. I bet he would want to kill me of george floyd again. he would rather abandon hos son for a nigger. He would rather strangle his son for a nigger. One time my dad mindraped me and made me do hours of excruciating military exercises cuz I played with soap and he's like don't move! don't get up! keep going! do it! do it! youre my soldier! you are my soldier! thats right spongie! I own you! dont move! youre mine! you do what i say! im the man of this house! anything i say go! i used to piss myself all the time in my bed to exert control over my own house. you do what i say! listen to me! shut up! you little retard! you literally retard! you should kys! you should be ashamed to be autistic! you should never let anybody know you are autistic! to be you is to be shameful! nobody wants to be spongie! nobody will ever like you because you are an autistic retard! you are a retard! i was in the military But if YOU were in the military you would die
i seen my buddies die from overdoses and get hit by mortars and get killed by ieds (but im a pussy who never killed anybody) but if my son spongie was in the military ohhohoh. he's too stupid. he's dumb . couldn't eben catch a soccer ball. my dumb son is too scared of the ball. no matger how many times i sign him up for soccer he's too scared of the ball heh. i guess hes a little retard we have to kill him. he's a retard. I've been telling you my sons a retard. Everything he does is retarded. He will never amount to anything because he's so fucking autistic. When I found out he was gay for the first time I grounded him for half a year and I am so genuinely serious I don't even care anymore so go ahead and make fun of me I literally have bpd so it's okay I don't give a fuck anymore. Go on. Make fun of me! Do it! I love being made fun of! it's easier for autistic people to be the worst people ever and have literally everyone look down on them rather than be accepted or even loved or even cared for and while my mother left me to rot because she's too busy having birth or something i dont fucking know shes a bitch who epi me when i was a kid and even my dad epi me because i told my dad that i dont jerk off until i was 17 and because i kept having wet dreams he epi me and encouraged me and I fucking hate him i fucking hate his disgusting normgroids thoughts i hate how my dad has abused me all my life because he didn't know i was autistic and kept thinking im just like him but he punished me for every single time i drop something or i forget something or i dont understand instructions he always has to punish me or strangle me or beat me or even epi me but no I hate him I hate you I hate you so much I hate you so much id put a thosuand million six million holes in your door. why you ask because you know youre a nigger. you deserve to be lynched like a nigger and i hope one day i get to watch you die from driving off a cliff when you move back to south america because you want to abandon me and go live your retired life after you told.me your plans to divorce my mom and go live alone in niggerland where you can enjoy your stupid fucking culture and go sight seeing because you only care about yourself and you'd rather go on vacation forever than take care of or even see your autistic son or even let.him know that he matters. when i told you you immediately it called it mental illness rather than autism. without a second of a doubt no matter even if I've been doing this bs and sperging out irl since the moment I was born I've been sperging out online in giant paragraphs and even irl but that usually results in me getting beat and niggered up anyways so what difference does it make it's not like anybody even cares because I am 100% a jesternigger here and I will probably not even relate to a single thing I typed here right now because I'm easily influenced and that's probably just fuck butt god damnit fucking apenfucking ass god fuck in ng stilid gucking bitch damnit i am so mad that i want to break something but i dont have anything to hurt right now i am just so angry i am so angry i sm just so mad i M just so angry.
Mr Rogers said what do you do when you are so mad that you feel like a little ball in your hands and you just roll it up and I'm just so MAD nigger and you take that thing and that's you being mad and you hold it there like a little ball and just observe your feelings objectively you just hold it there and that's you outside of you and you holding it there is supposed to give you the feelings to empower yourself and do whatever you want I guess.
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qingyi my beloved
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>/qa/ - Question & Answer
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Who made this? This is the best shit ive ever seen
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Is there a better depiction of a bran1gger than asmongold?
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'OX AND 'ILL THIS FEMBOY PEDOTROON NOWWW

Full info is in the thread.
https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/280257.html
Image is his dysgenic face.
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is talking to foids worth it

ive never actually had a conversation with a foid i genuinely found interesting. never. most of them just have the same generic boring interests and i dont feel like listening to their bullshit for 1 hour straight.

is it even worth it talking to these creatures or should i just keep on spending my day scrolling through twitter and the sharty?
thank you pqtriots
(pic is of me)
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Reject the troon life

When I was in middle school I had cool best friend. She was a girl (I talk to foids, shocking) who you could actually talk to about cool stuff like knives, video games, or gooning without causing an instant "le ick" reaction. That was until she got on der 'cord and got groomed.

I lost my best friend to the troon. Make sure to not lose yours. Fight against the troon, or you will lose all you hold dear. All those "Not In My Backyard" allies will talk mad shit until it is their family or friends who go crazy with this sickness.

EPI is the reason for 99% of troon cases, and it must be stopped.
https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/271678.html#277561
Join this raid to save everything you hold dear. And if you have already lost everything, then fight not because you love what is behind you but because you hate what is in front of you.
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thoughts on my poo?
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Youtube ads

Genuine question. What ad blocker should I download to block a all of the ads on Youtube. I genuinely can't take it anymore. The ad policy there is honestly resembling that of Twitch's. I got 7 ADS IN A 1 Hour VIDEO! I'm sick and tired of it!
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>## Madmin
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<OMGSISAAAAA
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….
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please cobble or quote me dont know who is be seething there on /soy/ but dont ban slavs we be humanoids too
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Who is a nigger you miss the most?

I will be honest, i miss Etika every fucking day, If this Jewish leech, who wears a beard didn't make fun of his mental illness in public he would be among us, but no, he sadly ACK'ed, rest in peace Etika, you were one of the greatest niggers in this unforgiving world
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Tomorrow will be another wonderful day! Good sleep and night!
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I hate TADC
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/vtm/ - VitaminDeficiency general

Discuss all things VitaminDeficiency ITT
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we all love e/QA/stria
more ponies please
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Rhubarb_15

One and only one?
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my totally ORIGINAL AND WHACKY SHOW; D'OCTO & J00K!!!

I would like to present you all my original WHACKY and DEEP new indie show.
D'octo & J00k
It's about WHACKY guys in the picture living in WHACKY world
Go on the WHACKY adventures to get money to buy themselves soylent and pay their rent!!! (So relatable)
But beware that D'octo suffers from mental disorders and has REALISTIC panic attacks that sometimes derails WHACKY plot into DEEP and THOUGHTFUL journey to deal with his issue
And J00k is uhh… well he is uhh… he is jew ig (who cares he is just here to be here, ok?)
Pilot's coming very soon.
I just need 1/3 of US's Aid to israel and sponsorship from screen Australia, Disney, uhh… Amazon and Google.
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i love my boyfriend
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would you date a woman who looks like this
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is it over
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why /qa still infested with HIVlets and self harm people
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Aryan Swedish rapper bladee released his long awaited album “sulfur surfer”
This is what we call a Swedish win
#CREST General Shield Aim Nothyng
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fuck

niggers
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How reddit pilled is this image?
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however I don't want to be an ultra inhuman psychopatherino

option 2: I can just have temporarily relationships with women and create an imaginary thingy for emotional affection.
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lmao HELP I-😭💜 this gem is killing me
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right now I said goodbye to my college friend, we hugged and I felt her breasts, now I have an erection, what should I do soyteens?
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Ola, I am aspiring animator and this is mi work.
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I'll SNEED YOUR DICK AND CHUCK YOUR SHIT
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I explored the ruins of World Place today I got to see some zellig stuff and write ack on the portland troon river but that was really it
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Bee bee sea
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>
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i wish less troons posted here this board is fun
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>The white man made soyjak. Soyjacks are fuckin scary.
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hi qa
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THEY WQN

ARSENAL HAS WQN THE PREM AFTER 2 DECADES
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does anyone remember the vpn plugin used to bypass on 'cuck before they tightened protection?
it wasn't like a normal vpn, you basically used someone else's ip who had the plugin so servers couldn't tell it was a vpn, as opposed to the vpn provider's servers
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tuff
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I've always been sneaky gooner ever since i've started doing it. i've never made a sound
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I heard y'all like brimstone
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got a notification for a new crypto listing called "ALGO" or something geg
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I feel like this most of the time.
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I cannot imagine mommy waifus unless in my fantasy world I live under a kingdom with laws that punish fornication and adultery with death
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just lock in theory
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Quote hop on IRC please
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VVE LAVGHGODS OVVN YOV

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
VVE LAVGHGODS OVVN YOV
YOV FILTHY GOYIM SLAVES
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
VVE ARE YOVR MASTERS
YOU ALL ANSWER TO US
GEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEFEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEG
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Getting drunk rn AMA
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Have you worked out today?

Free time is a privilege, use it accordingly
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stop
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planetronika is arguably better than gameoverse
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>
CIRCUS 2
HOW COULD YOU
YOU EVIL FUCKING CUNT
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ultimately I have come to a conclusion:
- I want to be skinny, pretty, rich and not have to work a single day in my life for it.
- AND I don't want to be special or have to be special in order to be loved by my harem of thick (curvy) and very large breasted mommy waifus.

(true hornymaxxing) yesgoon + semen retention: dayerino 3
* NEVER look at anything sexually stimulating (e.g. women, femboys, etc.).
* imagination allowed.

total ID age verification for the internet NOW!!!!
- down with porn
- down with porn addicts
- down goonerslop spam
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GAMEOVERSE EPISODE 2 CAME OUT. I HAVE TO PROTECT THE VILLAGE.

GENUINELY FUCK MY LIFE LITERALLY FUCK MY LIFE LITERALLY FUCK MY ACTUAL LIFE AND ITS ANOTHER EPISODE WHERE THEY SPEND THE WHOLE ENTIRE EPISODE WEARING SWIMSUITS AND I KNOW CHUD^1 IS GOONING TO IT AGAIN BECAUSE HES LITERALLY MICROVARIANT'S ALT AND MICROPENIS TOLD ME NOT TO GIVE HIM ATTENTION SO IM NOT GONNA BECAUSE ME AND MICROVARIANT ARE LIKE UHHH TOTALLY ENEMIES NOW AND WE ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE /QA/ WE COULD HAVE BEEN ALLIES… BUT NO… YOU BETRAYED ME… AND IN THIS TRAGIC EPISODE OF GAMEOVERSE HE WAS TAKEN OVER AND INFECTED BY THE SYNTAX AND TAKEN OVER BY SYNTAX ARMIES… AND HE WAS SHOT… THE SYNTAX TOOK OVER AND NOW THE GAMEOVERSE IS COMING… NEVER TALK ABOUT THE GAMEOVERSE… BECAUSE IF YOU TALK ABOUT THE GAMEOVERSE THE DOLPHIN GUY IS GONNA STOP AND LIKE THE VILLAGE IS GONNA DIE. I HAVE TO PROTECT THE VILLAGE. THE VILLAGE IS GONNA DIE IF I DONT PROTECT THEM FROM THE SYNTAX. BUT THEN IF THE GOOD GUY DEFEATS THE BAD GUY… YOU DIDN'T KNOW… YOU WEREN'T AWARE OF THE AFFECT, BUT THE BAD GUYS WANT TO RESTORE EVERYTHING LOST IN THE GAMEOVERSE, BUT THEY KILLED THE SHARK GUY. AND THE WORST PART IS? THEY HAVE SOME GOONBAIT ALLY CALLED MISS INFORMATION, BUT ALSO KIT THE CAT IS ALSO GOONBAIT, SO EVERYTHING IN THE SHOW IS GOONBAIT AND THEY WEAR SWIMSUITS AND IT LITERALLY EPI ME WHEN I WAS AT WORK, ON MY WORK COMPUTER, AT MY 9-5 AS A BANK TELLER. AND THE WORST PART? ALL MY THREADS SLID BECAUSE OF SOYMASK. HE BAITED ME AND I CRIED. THE END.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kQiHt-0KEg
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>one of the mosque shooters was a z*Rtycuck
>theyre a brown latinx groyper
>groomed by com larpers
the zelligpill is strong with us…
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It's such a beautiful day outside! Hope you all are doing well and have a nice day!! ❤️
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What's your favorite Pringle's flavor?

(Mine is original btw)
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What's your reddit streak?
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>Gameoverse is a GEM
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why do people post on this board
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oldgods, I'm making an 'ox edit. What music would you recommend
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why can't any nuwebseries ever be good? its all just EPI porn troonslop, and its always foids as the focus.
none of it is ever remotely interesting,like I already know.

if anything I just wonder how long it will take until the next fpe releases
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autism rampage and autism burnout i am so fuckjing angry it genuinely fucking hurts and i want to ki

How do you cure autism as soon as humanly possible. If there was a cure for autism would you disseminate it. Would you let all human beings experience a cure for autism. If they somehow made a cure for autism would you spread it to the whole world. If autism had a cure would you cure it. If you were one of the scientists working on a cure for autism burnout would you burn autism. Would you cure autism if you had the chance. IF you had the chance to do whatever you want to autism would you do whatever you want including summon SCP-173, SCP-682, SCP-106, SCP-2747, SCP-3125, SCP-882, SCP-002, SCP-6096, I know plenty of other gemmy scps but I can't remember them right now. What was I saying? Oh yeah, if you worked at the Black Mesa Autism FAcility, and you were one of the scientists, working on the autism resonance cascade, and glegle broke out of containment and started this is what i do i sit on you sit on you sit on you smg64 style except smg64 fell off and became nigger tranny slop bait so I go down to the nearest convenience store and the black girl who was working there who was 22 years old said that I don't look like my ID and I was like that's crazy because we are literally the same age and she was like you look too young I'm not giving you this alcohol and I'm like what the fuck are you talking about I am literally a man I am literally a MAN I am a MAN I am a fucking MAN you cannot take that away from me I AM AN UGLY MAN I AM SO FUCKING UGLY IM AN UGLY MONSTER TOO!!! IM A GRIMACE!!! IM GRIMACE!!! IM PURPLE MAN TOO!!! IM PURPLE MAN TOO!!! And they just all laugh and stare at me, they want to kill me, don't they? I asked my best friend, fIddleafox from averi, averi from fiddle, fiddle a cactus @cactus fuck fox fucking FOX ifuckfing I FUCKING HATE YOU I FUCKING HATRE YOU I FUCKING DESPISE YOU WHY DID YOU LEAVE HTE INTERNET YOU FUCKING PUSSY NIGGER FOX YOU FUCKING PUERTO RICAN WOMAN WHO NEEDS LOOKSMAXXING SURGERY TO REMOVE FAT PADS FROM HER CHEEKS YOU FUCKING BIG FAT NIGGER RAPED WOMAN FROM PUERTO RICO. FIDDLEAFOX IS FROM PUERTO RICO THAT'S WHAT THEY WON'T TELL YOU. And the worst part is? All the skrill.io skribbl.io lobbies fucking died. I am alone. I am so fucking utterly alone. My autism makes me so fucking alone. I have no friends. I've never had any friends. Online or even in real life. I've never even had friends with a chessboard. A pawn could not be my friend. A rook could not be my friend. A knight could not be my friend. A bishop could not be my friend. A queen could not be my friend. A king could not be my friend. I have nothing and nobody I literally have nothing at all and the worst part is? Well the best part–mewgenics won. Haha. I laugh at your face. You spit on me. Spit on my face. I hate you. You made me ugly. I am grimace monster purple nigger too. And I am going to kill you. I am gonna kill you. But then korn - daddy appeared out of nowhere, oh fuck, here it comes, back to reality, I wake up in my bed, "oh boy", spongie said, "I can't wait to go back to my 9-5 part time nigger fucking job where I can just slop on nigger dicks all day because I'm fucking zogged and I live in zogged america and EVERYTHING I FUCKING DO IS ZOGGED AND IM SURROUNDED BY FUCKING FAST FOOD WHEN IM TRYING TO DEBLOAT AND LOOKSMAXX AND IM TRYING TO GET PLASTIC SURGERY AND IM TRYING TO FINANCE PLASTIC SURGERY SO I CAN DO MY LOOKSMAXXING SURGERY SO I CAN SMASH MY BROWLINE AND DEBLOAT MY CHEEKS AND FIX MY EYES AND NO. NO. NOBODY LIKES ME. NOBODY WANTS TO GIVE ME MONEY SO I CAN BE A SUCCESSFUL YOUTUBE CAREER. IC OULDN'T EVEN BE A TIKTOK PRANKSTER IF I WANTED TO. This is my manifesto. I don't care anymore. Nothing ever gets done. I'm going crazy autistic nigger mode. Ok I'm not actually mad LMFAO I'm just sperging out and my head is literally burning right now. I'm basically super over-stimulated right now and super compressed and I'm tired of being boxxed in and fucked daily by niggers on a daily basis. I wish I was a fucking cube who didn't need to speak to anybody. I hate my life I want to just be a piece of furniture. I envy plants. I just want to be a little flower pot and have plants grow out of me. I just want to be a fucking flower pot from plants vs zombies and have plants and maybe garlic or marigolds planted on top of me and grow on me and maybe use the plant food effect on them so they can use their hidden unlocked power and defeat all the zombies. I hate you. You hurt me. I hate how normies make me feel to be ashamed to be autistic. I hate how this website (autism website) which literally has autistic people like me make me feel ashamed for being autistic. I LITERALLY HAVE AUTISTIC PEOPLE MAKING FUN OF ME. I am so alone. I am experiencing severe autistic burnout and I am tired of listening to people's voices and people talking . I am so sick of masking and dealing with people and doing this salesman like voice and doing a deeper voice at work and moving my hands around, when all I really want to do is talk about my furry ocs and my voice is weird and nasally and awkward and I DONT WANT TO FUCKING BE A MAN. I DONT WANT TO BE A MAN. I WISH PEOPLE COULD JUST LEAVE ME ALONE AND I COULD LIVE ALONE IN A CABIN OR SOMETHING. I JUST WANT TO LIVE ALONE IN A CABIN WHERE NOBODY CAN EVER BOTHER ME AGIAN. BECAUSE MY WHOLE LIFE IVE BEEN BULLIED OR BOTHERED OR PEOPLE GO OUT OF THEIR FUCKING WAY TO BOTHER ME OR ASSAULT ME OR TOUCH ME INAPPROPRIATELY AND I FUCKING HATE. YOU. I FUCKING. HATE. YOU. I HATE. YOU. I FUCKING. HATE. YOU. I HATE. YOU. I FUCKING HATE. YOU. I HATE TALKING TO PEOPLE I HATE BEING AROUND PEOPLE I HATE SMELLING PEOPLE I HATE LOOKING AT PEOPLE I HATE HEARING PEOPLE I HATE SEEING PEOPLE I HATE TOUCHING PEOPLE I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE MORE THAN 20 FEET AROUND ME IT BRINGS ME INTENSE ANXIETY BUT NO I AM NEVER ALLOWED TO VOICE THAT. INSTEAD I AM "WEIRDO" OR I AM "LAME" BECAUSE I JUST WANT TO BE TIRED AND RELAX ALL THE TIME I AM "BORING" FOR WANTING TO TALK ABOUT THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND I AM "BORING" FOR LISTENING TO THE SAME CINDY SONG OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND NOBODY WILL EVER LOVE ME THAT IS THE SAD STATE OF AN AUTISTIC NIGGER LIKE MY OWN LIFE. EVERYDAY. EVERYDAY. EVERYDAY. 9-5. STUCK. TRAPPED. EVERYDAY. 9-5. EVERYDYA. FORCED TO BE NORMAL. FORCED TO TALK TO PEOPLE I DONT WANT TO. FORCED CONSTANTLY. POKED. PRODDED. SYRINGES IN MY SKIN. I DON';T WANT TO BE PART OF YOUR WORLD I WANT TO BE BOX. LET ME BE A BOX. JUST LET ME BE A FUCKING BOX. JUST LET ME BE A FUCKING BOX. I JUST WANT TO BE A COMPANION CUBE. I JUST WANT TO BE A COMPANION CUBE. I JUST WANT TO BE A COMPANION CUBE. LET ME BE A FUCKING COMPANION CUBE. I JUST WANT TO BE AN INANIMATE OBJECT. FOREVER. FOREVER. LET ME BE A POT. LET ME BE A LITTLE FLOWER POT AND GROW THINGS IN ME. LET ME GROW THINGS IN ME. LET ME DO IT. I HATE YOU. LEAVE ME A LONE. LEAVE ME ALONE. LEAVE ME ALONE. WA WA WA WA WA WA WALALALALALALLALA TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO ALAHAHHAHAHAHA ILULULULU LULZLULZLULZLULZLULZ AND ITS FOR THE FUCKING LULZ. AND DON;'T YOU FORGET IT! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON! I FUCKING WON!
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Goes to /qa/ its dnb *click
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Buy alcohol or stay sober
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I AM SEEMINGLY PERMA BANNED FROM /soy/ FOR LITERALLY NO REASON AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY

IVE BEEN TRYING TO POST THIS THREAD FOR THE LAST 10 FUCKING MINUTES STRAIGHT BUT EVERYTIME THE BAN TIMER GOES DOWN FROM 3 MINUTES BUT THEN IT FUCKINT RESETS AGAIN AND I'VE BEEN WATCHING IT RESET FUCKING 15 LOOP ITERATIONS IN A ROW FOR LIKE 20 FUCKINT MINUTES AND I WASTED ALL OF THAT TIME WATCHING A BAN TIMER. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. AND THE WORST PART I ACCIDENTALLY POSTED 3 FUCKING THREADS ON /q/ BECAUSE THIS SHIT WEBSITES REDIRECTS ME THERE EVERYNFUCKING TIENRME
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE PASTE THIS IN /soy/ I GENUINELY THINK THIS IS A REAL THING THAT THE BOARD NEEDS TO HEAR WHICH IS WHY IVE BEEN GEE IDK TRYING TO POST THIS FOR THE LAST 10 MINUTES TO GET /soy/ TO SEE THIS BECAUSE MY FUCKING BAN TIMER WONT FUCKING EXPIRE AND THE MODS WONT FUCKING FIX SUPERSAGE
<reddit spacing below is what i was trying to post
ITT: we are dank and based antifurry memes reddit but actually I don't care about that the real pressing issue is CONCERNING BECAUSE THEY STILL HAVENT FUCKING FIXED SUPERSAGE AND I MAKE A POST ABOUT IT EVERY FUCKING DAY AND LITERALLY NOBODY NOTICES THAT SUPERSAGE IS BROKEN BUT ME AND NOBODY WANTS TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT EV&DOE THIS IS LITERALLY RUINING THE SITE AND SHOWS THEY ARE GENUINELY PLANNING TO JSID
AND NOT A SINGLE FUCKING ARROW IN SIGHT BECAUSE I SAY THIS YOU FUCKING FONT-CACHCED RESOLUTION-CACHED IP-LOGGED KIKES!!! IM >go back TO MY AUTISTIC COMFORT BOARD!!!
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Who's gonna be the next xing/xueen of /qa/ since Circus_2 issa dead kekcattle
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>its starting
>infectivity upgraded with dna points
>zoonotic shift
>its coming for everyone else on planet earth
>gameoverse_2 awakening
Fuck my forced niggercoal life except actually. Why does it always have to be the worst fucking thing ever.
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HETYAEYTSKT7IOS6OKEEDR8IRD
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>duck this one
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MY PARROT IS A CUNT
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What if…

They were making a half life movie franchises and they casted Robert Downey Jr. to portray Gordon Freeman?

Opener concluded. Day 0 of semen retention + resensitization, coomed a bucket load with muh imagination which means I did good :)

Thinking about what would Alyx Vance be like if she was a fantasy character instead of a sci-fi one.
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me running from the drama
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salute our chuddy king
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Merry day for everyone! Hope you are well! ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🤎🖤🩶🤍🩷
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They added namefag on 'craft
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Dear diary: Freak, I masturbated to gemmy Mymy drawings again. Ere I'm condemned to Hell I will continue gooning to Mymy drawings. Please pray for me.
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Ask me anything anyphonos

I'm leaving soysphere soon so I decided to make AMАs on sites I use
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>nusoijannies are htsms
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Hello guys I am here again just to say that everything (you) like is garbage and everything I like is the greatest piece of thing ever made


plus the Netzach stuff is old, forget it.
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I'm quitting Ongezellig
I'm never posting Ongezellig again
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Why is
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Anyone wanna get the fuck on calamity? I'm bored as fuuuuck.
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RKD4NJF
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why is no one talking
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I was send here by a janny?
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is Sgt. Braphog a gem or coal?
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ponie
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OYYYYY JANNIES APPROVE THIS BOARDY ALREADY
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do you actually have a real reason to dislike anthros and furries or do you just hate them because it's trendy to?
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Really cool fake sword I got a few days ago
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i cant find a job, how much money could i make if i made troonslop indie games (starting with no following)
R: 8 / I: 5
this board is just bait 24/7
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mommy tulparinos (i don't know how many i want yet)

semen retention streak day 5erino

sci-fi le bad because modern era rebellions take decades minimum and can easily take centuries. half life 2's rebellion didn't span generations, it didn't even last years, thus super duper unrealistic.

if I was gonna imagine a world, it would certainly have to be a fantasy world where waging my war to establish my kingdom is far more plausible.

plus in the modern day and in a realistic sci-fi world, government stuff is absolutely saturated in awful bureaucracy.
R: 2 / I: 0
>going to qa to complain about it and say nigger
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@spongie nigga…
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>time over…h
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test

soybooru
'booru
soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive
'ooru
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@microvariant make me footjob
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WOW THIS GUY IS AWESOME!
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Cow & Chicken>Ongezellig
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i-i reached another milestone today, I saw a small fraction of a second glimpse of a highly attractive drawing of a large breasted mommy whilst scrolling reels, and of course I didn't linger, it made me so horny I thought I might've went insanerino with how suddenly and intensely horny it made me…

Nonetheless, I hope all sexually stimulating imagery gets locked behind age verification soon, thus tremendously decimating the online smut industry to such a degree that it will essentially disappear from all corners of the internet.
- down with porn addicts
- down with goonerslop spammers

(true hornymaxxing) yesgoon + semen retention: Dayerino 2
* NEVER look at anything sexually stimulating (e.g. women, femboys, etc.).
* imagination allowed.
R: 0 / I: 0
let's get married
I'm getting married
Is you ready?
'Cause I'm ready
Let's get married, yeah, uh
Let's get married, yeah, uh
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Bronycaust

MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLIN AT THE ‘RU,
WE WASHED OURSELVES IN BRONY BLOOD, AND ALL THE BAITTROONS TOO,
WE’RE TAKING DOWN OFFSITER COAL TWO BY TWO BY TWO,
THE LEE TROOP MARCHES OOOOOOON
R: 7 / I: 3
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THEY ARE MELTING CIRCUS 2
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>Noelleplier Monday
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What if HJitler watched mlp?
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oy vey

c0e7 is alive
do not make him leak please we dont wanna get banned
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I FINALLY BEAT FUTURE FUNK LETS FREAKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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How the fuck is /qa/ more usable than /soy/?
R: 3 / I: 0
do you guys think Fold lowk turns into Miss Informations tampon when she isnt looking
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POOPSON IS HERE, THE END IS NIGH!
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Does anyone know where my thread went? It just disappeared as I was typing it in. Thanks
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hi
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What do you think about Soyjak.party?
R: 7 / I: 1
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>(YOU) WILL WEAR THE ADORNER OF THE KING!!!
>THIS!!!
>THE NEVERHOOD CROWN!!!
>(YOU) KNOW WHERE THIS BABY GOES, RIGHT!?
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Is this tuff?
R: 6 / I: 1
Evil celestial goddesses on the catty
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>LIAM IS UNDERAGE. WHEN YOU EDIT JAXPEDOS SKIN TO BE BLACKER IN ALL THOSE IMAGES YOU ARE WASTING EFFORT LIKE A RETARD. WHEN WILL YOU LISTEN.
R: 6 / I: 0
This is my third ever post on qway
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i started capturing namefags the other day and stuffing them in bottles idk why i guess it just fascinates me to watch them squirm around i guess im just a fucked up version of OP huh but sofar i have three. and if you read this for too long ill consider capturing you too
R: 30 / I: 2

tulpa general

i have figured it out

TULPA TULPA TULPA TULPA TULPA TULPA TULPA
TULPA TULPA TULPA TULPA TULPA TULPA TULPA
TULPA TULPA TULPA TULPA TULPA TULPA TULPA
TULPA TULPA TULPA TULPA TULPA TULPA TULPA
TULPA TULPA TULPA TULPA TULPA TULPA TULPA

tulpa w/ lore and a schizoid internal fantasy world
- tulpa = my imaginary characters inside my schizoid internal fantasy world btw

I am building my world to give lore to myself and my characterinos. also I'll have sex with my tulparinos

tulpa + (true hornymaxxing) yesgoon + semen retention (dayerino 1 btw) rules:
* NEVER look at anything sexually stimulating (e.g. women, femboys, etc.).
* imagination allowed.
R: 3 / I: 1

An opinion on arthouse films


I'm working on an article about arthouse cinema - https://soyjakwiki.org/SNCA:Arthouse. And just to keep things fair, I've created a poll specifically for this thread to find out your opinion on arthouse films. Also, please recommend some genuinely good arthouse films, assuming such things actually exist.
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everyone that posts bait and forced goonslop on /qa/ should be bullied for being autistic losers
R: 38 / I: 5
Greg son or Paranoid daughter
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Therapy [serious]

A lot of people told me to go see a therapist. Have you went to therapy, if yes why ? Does it help and would you recomend ? if no why ? do you think its useless ? or dangerous ?

For me positive : -maybe it will help me a little
-they will maybe give me pills so i feel better
negative : -humiliation
-prob useless
-they might send me to psych yard if i say i want to hurt myself
- if people around me know it im done
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DAY 6,000,000 OF SUPERSAGING! EVERYDAY UNTIL THEY FIX-FROCKS-FAX SUPERSAGE! AND KYS TAMA I HATE YOU

>bait image
Do you think it's possible for me to stop being so fucking autistic and retarded all the time. I think I'm gonna stop drinking for real even though that's gonna cut my activity in half, but I feel like Elliot Rodgers, which isn't good because Mr. Rodgers was a fucking loser. What do I mean by this? Well people who can't socialize without drugs kicking in their system are fucking losers. Anyways I also dona really good job baiting for attention and attention whoring in general, but not in a cool way. I guess it's only tolerable because I'm casper the friendly autist, but I want to stop sperging out at least. It's really hard to I got a lot of pent up energy. I'm like ughhhhh uuhhffmmmgg ummnfgggg nghhhh im gonna sperg out mygngggmmg and then I pop spinach or an IPA in this case like its popeye and some music plays in the back and I'm like LET ME AT EM LET ME AT EM. What am I trying to say in this long winded paragraph? Oh. Nothing. But look at this image of Tama I found from the booru, pretty troonish right. Like if this baiter you. Click the notification bell if this made you leak. And uh make sure you comment below and sage even though THEY STILL HAVE NOT FIXED SUPERSAGE YET. HAHA YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO STOP BEING SO LOUD AND RETARDED. Well I want to BUT IT'S REALLY HARD BUT I'LL GROW FROM IT, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT, YES, SUPERSAGE, THEY HAVEN'T FIXED IT YET. IT'S STILL BROKEN. IT'S STILL DOWN. IT STILL SENDS THREADS STRAIGHT TO THE TOP. WHAT CAN IT BE? IT'S SUPERSAGE! IT'S SUPERBROKEN! HOW CAN THE TRANNY MODS FUCK THIS UP! >ironic because of the image—THIS IS MY ROSA PARKS MONENT SO I WON'T SIT DOWN. NO. I'm uh. Actually I don't really feel like talking or yelling right now. I mean I've been sperging for this last week, it gets tiring, no? For now, I just want to sleep. Zzz. Welcome back to me sleeping. How did I sleep? Well I slept 6 hours and woke up in the middle of the night cause my stomach was hurting, probably my liver going into maximum overdrive like that one spongebob clip. SpongeBob? Spongie? There may be some kind of hidden connection there. What am I saying? I don't know man, it's 5:36 AM and I'm screaming into the void right now because I'm bored. I write long paragraphs because I get bored okay.
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>literal WHOS?
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friendly reminder while /soy/ was literally JSID earlier /qa/ was working perfectly fine as usual because we are always winned
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opinion on nick BRAPtes? 'teens seem to be divided on him and some think he's a pedophile, personally i really like him ev&oe he can be a little retarded and feminine sometimes
R: 11 / I: 0

Which fandoms do you find the most annoying and why?

I'll read your opinions.
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>is xhis niggerite?
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Chud? Foid? Choid???

Hey guys retarded question because me and the lads can't come to a consensus. Can a foid be a chud? Or is a chud fundamentally a male state? I know the counterparts to foids are moids, however, I feel like the spiritual experience of the chud cannot be conceived by pitiful foids. Please consult.
R: 31 / I: 11

Drawfag takes your requests.

Need some creative spark to re-ignite my passion for MS-Paint.
That's where (you) come in.
Drawing everything that rules of this site & board allow me to.
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>Sign ups from VPN or proxy connections are not allowed.
A new level of cuckoldry. Only on s0yb00ru.com, the world's premier home of crossdressing diaperfaggots!
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>cuckold nevergooner: le muh looking at le attractive very large breasted women all day is… LE porn addiction and… IT LE BAD!!!!!
meanwhile all TV and movies are literally porn but catered entirely for women.

eve of day 10erino of semen retention + yesgoon btw
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>
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PERSONA AND SMT THREAD
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Drumpf is goin down
R: 4 / I: 0
Who do you love? And why are you so in love with them?
R: 2 / I: 0
am i retarded if this wiki page made me kek https://soyjakwiki.org/Great_Soyset
R: 2 / I: 0
i am iceman
R: 4 / I: 0
Is there a soyjak.st archive like 4plebs is for 4chan

Also pic me
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YUP ITS GEMMY
R: 1 / I: 1
>IDF recruitment thread. We need soilders to defend epstein island against the brown kids in palestine.
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dnb board
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Is tama kway kulchur?
R: 2 / I: 0
Post some digital circus gems in this thread
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troon containment board
R: 13 / I: 6
BUMP GIGGERS NOT NIGGERS
R: 7 / I: 3
why dont we have media preloading and a gallery mode like 4chan, this would be so easy to vibecode
R: 4 / I: 1
>shut up and sleep with me
R: 0 / I: 0
I like looking at cute things and I like cute things that's why I like anthros and furries and averi
R: 1 / I: 0
What if Kenobi had BBC
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Geg, it's sucked! Geg, it's twisted!
R: 0 / I: 0
>yawn wokeup
R: 1 / I: 1
wikicucks…
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- CSI:NY, forensics as the puzzle, NY > Vegas. Vegas, LA, and Miami are awful cities of sin, evil cities obsessed with sex therefore I cannot watch shows set in those awful cities,
- Law & Order, the entire case, from beginning to the court room, is a big puzzleino.
- House MD is a medical forensics showerino, also a puzzle
- My ai chat stories are also a big interesting puzzle of finding pieces that fit and putting them together.

[—(true hornymaxxing) yesgoon + semen retention: Day 0—]
* NEVER look at anything sexually stimulating (e.g. women, femboys, etc.).
* imagination allowed.
R: 65 / I: 23
Circle
R: 4 / I: 1
>MLP and Chil with Circus_2
R: 0 / I: 0
>licking paranoid's cutiemark
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)

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