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R: 16 / I: 7
Alright, subjects, I've been crowned, annt i? Big-fucking-emperor-aki! Im looking for any luscious, big-boobed, breedable maidens. ill come from the back of them, and ill put me diamond ring on their finger and while they tink ik proposing to take the far lands of vegetables, ill slip my purple fucking monkey cock right down the front of rhubarb's ample chest, i wanna feel a bit of milk. my gold reserves are fucking massive; i don't pay in coins, i just break the middle of the table with my 12 inch gold ingots, like a fucking bit of brick-laying and some heavy lifting. you'll see me outside of prince antiswarthy's palace, monday morning, with me mighty army PREPARED with the finest assortment of weaponary (i love battles). just come out at high-rule there, i dueled a few in there you'll be surprised who i blew the eyes off, had the former king of qa keelijg over, didn't i? Shooting the little black ass of em hehehahahahah