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Is it true that the 9000000 GET is soon?

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February 16 - The abandoned "Soyjak Chess" project is revived by a different 'teen, who creates a functional version where each move must be accompanied by a relevant quote from the wiki. The game is hailed as the highest form of Soysphere culture before being abandoned again on the 18th.

February 17 - A deep dive investigation thread proves, with archived receipts, that a prominent "oldfag" namefag is actually three different teenagers using the same tripcode from different time zones. The resulting schism causes a minor board civil war on /sp/.

February 18 - The "Myth of macOS Invulnerability" is shattered on /tech/ as 'teens discuss the rise of malware targeting Apple devices. Parallels are drawn to the Sharty's own perceived security, leading to a paranoid but brief spike in op-sec discussion.

February 13 - A 'teen doxes a local city council candidate for having a "cringe" Tumblr blog from 2014. The candidate's opponent, a lurker of the Sharty, uses the information in a debate. The event is documented in a thread titled "WE ARE THE KINGS OF REAL LIFE."

February 14 - "Valenslime's Day, Part II." The Booru is flooded with animated, glittery "Slimerose" GIFs that crash older mobile browsers. The jannies implement an emergency tag blacklist. A rival booru, "Soyjak Haven," is announced in protest but gains only 12 users.

February 15 - A major update to the site's core software is deployed. A side effect causes every fifth post on any board to be rendered in the font "Comic Sans." Quote, in a rare display of public humor, leaves it active for exactly 24 hours, calling it "aesthetic penance."

February 10 - Quote's "Sea Shanty Experiment" ends. He posts a detailed analysis concluding that while creativity spiked 15%, coherency dropped 400%. He declares the experiment a failure, but secretly archives the ten best shanty-gems for a personal collection.

February 11 - A coordinated raid on a popular "cozy game" wiki replaces all item descriptions with quotes from "The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise." The game's devs notice and patch it out within an hour, but not before a dozen 'teens get screenshots for the Booru.

February 12 - The "Cobson" counter, tracking GETs stolen by the entity, mysteriously resets to zero. Panic ensues. Six hours later, it reappears, having jumped forward by exactly 666. No explanation is given or sought.

February 7 - A false rumor sweeps the Sharty that Soot has been spotted working as a barista in Portland. A 50-reply thread is made analyzing the grainy photo before the original poster admits it was a photoshop of "Bruh21" from 2023. The thread is stickied as an example of "critical thinking failure."

February 8 - A 'teen creates an AI model trained exclusively on posts from /qa/ and /soy/ between 2021-2023. The resulting chatbot, dubbed "SootGPT," achieves a disturbing level of accuracy before it is prompted to write a farewell speech announcing the sale of the Sharty to KolymaNET. Quote bans the tool, calling it "a ghost in the machine."

February 9 - "The Great Filter Debate." A 3000-reply thread on /soy/ argues whether using a Gaussian blur on a 'jak before posting constitutes "coal" or "advanced gem-making." The thread is nuked by a janny after 12 hours, with the announcement: "You have all lost the plot."

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