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Sheeeeit
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1st for equal fights
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chat can I go to the bathroom
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Tofu in chicken sandwiches kind of slaps
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>>222829are you the poster that posted that in the last thread?
what does it taste like?
because I always thought it was just like a filler, or something you add flavor to
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>>222834that reminds me of midi file music from the beginning of the internet
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>>222832Ye
Yeah I'm pretty sure that's the point of tofu, I've only ever had tiny chunks of it in miso soup before that though. A video I watched also suggests the same thing, it's a pretty flexible ingredient. It basically tastes like nothing, it's like flavorless cubed cottage cheese. Those three pieces I posted were as flavorless as they were gay. I guess it also helps to dry or marinate it before adding soysauce or something, because I'd take a bite and literally only the outside was covered in soysauce.
But with the chicken sandwich, it adds a cheese texture without the flavor. So it would probably be worth adding flavor to and using it as like a soysauce or bbq flavored cheese
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>>222821 (OP)I'm ready to meet all of you 'teens when you come to the World Cup!!!
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>>223070ball sports are cringe
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>>223071sex tourist or just nth generation 'xican?
>>223072>can't ballHAHSAHAHHSHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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>>223075I have a winter home there, also lots of sexo.
where you at?
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>>223077I didn't know boomers used the sharty.
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>>223082Not a boomer, but I drink with them.
I like the area, it's very fun.
where are you at there in Mexico?
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>>223105yeah
is he yours now, did you take him home?
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>>223114now you need to name him
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>>223118Was gonna name him Basilisk but it turns out it's a girl cat.
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awooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>223121what did you name her?
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>>223194An adequate name hasn't touched my heart yet. I'm not in a hurry.
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>>223166I tried to decipher that, no luck
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>>223198once you see her personality something will come to you
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2005: Soot
2023: Soot
3023: Soot
5000: Soot
10000: Soot
Forever: Soot
No matter what year it is, Soot will always be a legend
Repost this in 15 threads to show your support for Soot
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>>223202She's a tough lover. Not gentle at all.
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>have to fill a captcha
i might have to go back to reddit
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>>223243reminds me of my ex
>>223274I can't remember the last time I had to fill out a captcha here
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>>223283I guess it was probably because I was using a mobile IP because I've never had to do it. Occasionally I'll get an automatic captcha link thing
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>>223283>reminds me of my exdont they all π
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>>223345aww they're so cute
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>>223345>>223347normally I wouldn't pet a stray cat but that's tempting
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I hate this corporate gay world so much. Not sure if you guys do the same shit in the US but
>colleague is overly friendly and flirty back around Dec-Feb
>constantly hinting like she's begging me to ask her out
>I'm really into her but I control myself because we're colleagues so I dismiss all her advances
>I find out she's moving departments
>same company but I guess it's acceptable now so I shoot my shot
>she gets all emotional and shit and literally starts crying
>annoyed, almost mad, that I didn't ask her out earlier
>saying that she wanted it but I was too late and now she shouldn't (doesn't even say she doesn't want to or can't)
>I just thought someone random had asked her out literally the week prior or some shit, because before that she was saying she's alone
>I don't ask her for further information because I don't need to, and I just move on and I don't even think about her or even message her for her birthday
>until today when I find out from a different colleague that she's expecting a baby around December with her boyfriend I didn't know she had
>December means she got creampied back around April, only two months after I had asked her out
>which implies she SHOULD have been in a serious relationship for at least an year prior??? yet she was still flirting with me
Unless they just moved too quickly, who the fuck does this? Just have a baby that quick? If she was in a long term serious relationship before that, why would she flirt like some hoe? And then get all emotional and gaslight me because I didn't ask her out while she was still in my department. What's worse is that this dude she's having a kid with is another one of our current colleagues, and we had a team dinner around May, so they were at least already fucking, if not dating seriously. At the dinner I came last before them two, and I just sat at one of the three free seats. She came like 10 minutes after me and sat in front. Dude came 40 minues later by himself and sat next to her, like it wasn't planned or anything. I was flirting with her a bunch in front of him. He was just acting normal talmbout cars and whatever with me. While she was asking me to see my silver ring that has an egraved couple cuddling. Talking about how she likes it and shit. And this motherfucker was just sitting there like a cuck not saying anything. She was going out with me for a smoke too, not with him. Who the fuck does that? Why wouldn't you just straight up tell me that you're dating. I literally can't tell if I'm the autistic one or if this is some high school type shit. We even went to the office a few times and she made me food every time. Who the fuck does that? If my girl made food for some dude at her work I'm breaking up with her instantly, not even up for discussion.
I'm convinced I'll be forever alone. This shit is not normal.
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>>223374I love Judas Priest, saw them live at summerfest in Milwaukee, it was the same night DEVO played on another stage
>>223375you must pet the kitties
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>>223379Damn, that's what we call a flakey bitch around here.
The pregnancy was obviously an oops, lucky it wasn't your oops.
She seems to be starved for attention, I'd ignore her from now on if I could.
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>>223390Yeah of course lmao. I'm not gonna mess with a bitch that's taken, and especially not no pregnant hoe. Just damn. Cringing so hard. I also just found out that this dude that got her pregnant is underperforming at work so bad that he's been warned by HR and could get fired. I'm close with his manager because me and him are the only two left from the original team from years ago, and now because of that there's a rumour going around that I'm salty and "used my influence" to get him in trouble, when I've been oblivious this whole time and I've just been soyjacking it up and eating tacos and ice-cream. His manager never ever told me this. I've literally been helping both of those at work the most out of anyone else. Can't even clear my name. Gayest shit ever.
Anyways, got blackcurrant + french cream ice-cream
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>>223398I worked in an office before. I stayed away from all drama and gossip.
Some woman would say something like "Have you heard about what Mary and Tom are doing?", and I say nope and walk out of the room, never cared to hear anything. Those people were not in my life, and I didn't need to hear about theirs.
I have never tried currants that I know of, they are sold here, but only at one farm I know of, not in stores.
>>223399damn that looks good, I'll be in Mexico in 20 days, can't wait to eat some good food again
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>>223400See the way I respond is to tell them to shut the fuck up and that they're cringe, and that's why they don't share shit with me and they gossip behind my back, and I find about shit that I didn't wanna find out about 8 months after it happened, becuase I'm just over here trying to eat tacos. Like I told this one bitch that having her secret ladies only chat that doesn't even include the AD lady in there (because she'd tell them they're retarded) is retarded and she got all butthurt and tried to make me seem misogynistic (I am) and socially inept (I'm not). Retard bitch make that shit on kikebook and not in the company apps. I haven't had none of these issues with no woman I interact with outside of the office. It's only these corpotarded whores for whatever fucking reason. HR bitches are by far the worst too.
What kinda taco was that again? Was it fish? I tried the fish tacos last time (two days ago, no pics because I've been going every other day and sometimes every day) and they were ass. So far the carnitas and the birria have been by far the best. The ones in my pic are the carnitas. Not sure what the white thing is or if it's authentic. Pork rinds? It's hella good.
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>>223402Damn the office culture where you work is fucked up.
I think too many women might be the problem.
Those were birria dorado, they have crispy corn tortillas.
Same as these but these are flour tortillas, made with goat meat.
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>>223442Fuck I want to go get tacos tomorrow but I don't wanna become that one regular.
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>>223443LOL they hate me there
That is from by my house, I am the rich gringo on the hill
You stand in the middle of town and do a 360 and all around you it's mountains, mountains, mountains, gringo asshole house, mountains, and more mountains
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>>223447Guess it's fine since you're partnered with the cartel and people wont mess with you.
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>>223464>since you're partnered with the cartelnoooo, I just know a few associates
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>>223500he's like one of those oogabooga niggers who steals body parts out of graves but with turtle eggs
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This is my favorite /int/ thread even doe I have nothing to post to it
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>>223500>maggi redditor sauceFinna gonna boutta vomit.
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>>223501I think they might be illegal
>>223524
>Finna gonna boutta vomit.now you might
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>>223512you live in California, there has to be something going on
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>>223557Some pussynigga broke in?
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A fat girl I went to hs lost a bunch of weight and finally glowed up. Take that democrats there's hope for America
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>>223557move the house to the US so they can't get past the border and if they do you can shoot em when they break in. Fuckin dumbass thieving niggers haven't thought of that
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Holy fuck markzucketplace is fucking useless
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>>223562Normally it goes the other way
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>>223567I always hear about people finding good stuff there but it must matter where you live
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I'm mobile posting now and the captcha was insanely difficult
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I'm in a meeting with the Americans and Rhonda is bad as hell.
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>>223579How is she?
It's kind of an old name that's not used much anymore
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wholesome thread tbh
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>>223584Shit I don't know I didn't ask her how she's doing.
>>223574>>223559You're really affiliated if the locals would have your back over their own guy. I'm definitely not visiting Mexico. Cringeass motherfucker needs to get slapped for breaking into houses though.
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>>223637lel
I finally found out how based wine is the other day. I used to mix dry shit with gatorade, but there's a winery near me that uses gatorade for their sangria
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>>223636I stopped getting coffee partly because most of the time when I get cappuccinos they don't have enough foam, at that point its just a latte.
Also, my friend was a barista and he said that he had to turn the cappuccinos into lattes because most customers don't actually like it. Maybe if you can friend up a barista you can get what you want.
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>>223574>ban guns>people start doing neoclassical punishmentswtf I love mexico now
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I'm so rich that I donate $10k suits to thrift stores and then I pretend to be poor and buy them back for $5 the next day. It's an infinite tax write-off glitch
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>>223646Fucking gatorade?
>>223647Cappuccino is for girls. Most milky I'd go is a flat white and that's a big stretch. I'm not even into cortados.
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Californians all sound like fucking kardashians fucking cunts
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>>223676Its got what plants crave its got electrolytes
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>>223724POV: the spot where your kidney used to be feels like a brick
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>>223710The cool thing with beetles is that I wouldnβt be surprised at all if itβs original body rusted away and someone hand formed new panels for it. THEY DONT MAKE THEM LIKE THEY USE TOO
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I'm dying.
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An arc de trump four our 250th anniversary is fucking based kek
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>>223757There's a proposal to build a victory arch or something like the arc de triumph for the 250th anniversary but since trump is trying to build it, people are calling it the arc de trump
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>>223771the wheels on the bus go ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay
the wheels on the bus go ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay
viva la raza
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>>223756I don't know if my post went through but I'm sick as shit. Got some new ukrainian cornvid 2025. Haven't been sick since 2018 literally. Feel like dying what the fuck is this. Need me a southern PAWG to pamper me and feed me pecan pie…
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>>223756adobada sounds based
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>>223785Aw shit, go to the doctor if you can make it there.
Speaking of southern, I found some good fried chicken yesterday.
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>>223796Gonna watch them as soon as I escape this hell.
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>>223799Yo wtf it's summer in Mexico? I'm freezing my ass off. Film some tacos bro.
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>>223802Nothing below the mason dixon line experiences winter
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>>223862Second pic looks exactly like my hometown that's crazy.
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>>223865I'm sure the climate as much different though.
What tours do you guys want to go on?
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>>223866Whichever one includes cliff jumping.
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my doctor gave me melatonin but it's just pills and not the gummies >:O
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>>222821 (OP)cum like semen
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>>223868You can cliff jump with my friend marcos for free, I think it's about 10 meters up, but you land in waist deep water . He's nuts by the way.
Anyways here since you're like wine, these are new drinks at the bar here
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>>223896Dude you can buy those at the store, are they a mega dose or something?
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>>223898Umm pineapple doesn't belong in wine? 10 meters is also child's play. I'd post videos of me double flipping 10 meters but I don't wanna doxx myself.
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>>223899No they're 5mg
I would've just bought some but if I have documented stuff with doctors I can use it against toilberg's shenanigans
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im gonna leave this window open while I go afk so don't drink my fuckin choccy milk while Im gone mkay
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>>223903Did you miss the part where he jumps in the waist deep water?
You wouldn't think chili pepper and mango went together either, you find all kinds of crazy combinations in Mexico that just seemed to work.
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>>223925I'd steal it but my stomach would explode right now, the fried chicken I posted a few days ago made me sick. It was a little pink on it and I thought it'd be okay because it was by the bone
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Yo mexibro are you a white mans?
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>>224059Trump would go to that, he has no problem with the gays.
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Just had an argument at work whether Mexico is in NA or SA. Bro's like hurr durr google it. I don't need to google shit, moron, I know it's in NA. I'm so pissed.
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>>224144Some people are hilariously bad at geography.
I'm back from now, and have stomach thing, only the second time I ever got sick there. It was from a mixed fruit cup, not the chicken as I first thought.
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>>224190What do Mexicans put in the fruit cups that would make you sick?
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>>224241the water they used to wash it probably made me sick
I thought I would try some healthy fruit for breakfast instead of my usual tacos, never again
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>>224247Indian ass motherfuckers with their dirty street food. At least you're not in POOrtland right now though. That shit's fucked.
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>>224258Street food has never made me sick, the fruit plate I got that made me sick was from a fancy gringo restaurant. I should sue those assholes.
Oh well, I go back in 7 days on the 30th, will be there 3 weeks.
My maintenance dude gives me crap for going to the same places all the time, but there's a good reason for it, those places never make me sick.
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>>224297Yeah no cap. I'm going to my taco spot again tomorrow. Finally got over this gayass flu. Inb4 it's the cute waitress and she goes "oh my good I haven't seen you in so long I've missed youu~".
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>>224298>Finally got over this gayass fluholy shit, you had that a while
my stomach thing lasted 6 days, it was hell, I could have got some pussy too if I wasn't sick
take a pic of that places menu if you can, I think you might have before but I don't remember
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>>224370Nah just a week. It's the new goyvid 2026 after all. They gonna start WW3 because of this shit soon. Anyways, I'm praying I can get a table because I didn't make a reservation. Bout to head out on a bit.
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The light on my table at the wine bar wasn't working either because why the fuck would it? So gay.
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>>224381LOL I think you were in a bad mood to begin with, messed you up for the night.
Have you tried the chicken mole?
>>224382That is not nearly enough chips, and they are way cheaper than avocadoes, makes no sense.
>>224383damn, guess you can't catch a break, tomorrows Saturday tho
>The light on my table at the wine bar wasn't working either because why the fuck would it? So gay. β224385[Quote]
>>224384>I think you were in a bad mood to begin withNah I'm fully healthy and was excited to finally go out and I had a perfect hair day and my new jeans arrived earlier. I was in the bestest of moods.
>Have you tried the chicken mole?It's just the wings meat with dogshit pineapple added. Chicken is garbage meat either way. It's a complete scam.
>That is not nearly enough chipsLiterally, I can never finish the guac with such a small amount of chips and I'm not about to just eat it with a spoon. Does anyone even do that? Just munch on guac with a spoon?
Yo, you guys watch baseball? I wanna watch the wurl series but I'm not sure if I wanna stay up that late. I'm also not a fan of these semen slurping dogshit blue waffle jays and pussy dodgers either. Possibly the two worst teams.
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>forgot to buy water
Maaaaaaaaaan…
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I was gonna post an empanada but the truck that parks nearby where I was wasn't there today and it also turns out it's like $13 for a mexican hotpocket, so I'm not gonna do that lol
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>>224385I only watch it if it's the red sox and/or yankees
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>>224388But what about my Royals or the Rockies thouuuughhh
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>>224387> it's like $13 for a mexican hotpocket,holy sheep shit, it better be HUGE
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>>224388I only watch the Detroit Tigers
>>224389I have George Brett's autograph, he's a Royals legend
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>>224391Did you get it at some game or did you receive it from someone else? Tfw never been and never will be to a baseball game.
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Absolutely insane that I still can't get a littleass fresh guacamole stain from my BRAND NEW jeans. Used special stain remover soap and everything this is fucking bullshit. It's not even fucking soy sauce or straight up oil it's just GUACAMOLE WHAT THE FUCK MAN
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>>224392I got it at a signing event, players didn't make that much money back then. A lot of older players tour card shows and sign for 30 to 80 dollars.
I collect sports memorabilia.
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>>224390It's not, it's literally the size of a hotpocket. It does taste better than a hotpocket, but it's not really worth the convenience tax.
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You guys doing something for Halloween?
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>>224393try dish soap
>>224396I'll be on the malecon outside the bar giving candy to little kids.
My amiga Ceci should be there, and a hot Aussie girl I know.
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>>224396probably nothing
I'm going to a costume contest the day before though, but I'll probably just hangout and vote or something. It also has mocktails which is kind of neat I guess
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And then of course my day had to be ruined by some cuck that tried to hog the sidewalk with his bitch wife and thought I wouldn't bulldoze through him if he's gonna play the shoulder check game with me. Because having a nice day is not allowed as usual.
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>>2244442 twos, and 4 fours, nice
no river pics, last time I tried to fish I kept getting leaves stuck on my line
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>>224448Damn bro autumn is so goated when it's not raining. I would enjoy a walk through a foresty area so bad. To also think there are Americans that have an entire forest as their back yard basically. You could build a hut. A bench at some spot. A swing. Bird feeders and all that. Instead of fucking having to shoulder check retarded gay nigger faggots in the dirty gay nigger city.
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>>224455Where are all the qt latinas Americans have been shilling? It's always about these spicy latinas but it's never any proof.
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>>224456Most Mexican girls don't like gringos, they like you even less if you don't live there all year.
This is main amiga Ceci.
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>>224457Least pedophillic brapxican
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>>224457That's a 4 to me.
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>>224458what?, she's 27
my friend saw me walking with her, he said, "dude, why is your girlfriend 14?"
I know she looks young, but that's not a problem
>>224459How?
She's super cute, and she sucks dick like a porn star, gagging, slurping, loud, and sloppy as fuck.
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>>224460Eyo my man didn't you have a gf? What are you talmbout this girl was sucking dick like she's the bombston smelltics last season? Other than that she has that mexican look to her. Reminder that a 5 is not ugly, it's just considered average looks. Non-white women automatically can only get one point below the average as the highest score.
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If I was a pitcher I'd throw knuckle balls and call people nigger.
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>>224461I like all girls. Your missing out just going out with boring ass white women.
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>>224492I only need one girl to like and one girl can only be one type and that type will be a white woman.
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>>224525I've been watching videos on these recent protests. I don't know why it's so fascinating to me watching libruls embarrass themselves.
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This ESL dude at work said "she offed herself" in the meeting chat with nearly a hundred people while trying to say that she went offline.
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>>224527> libruls embarrass themselves.this guy does a good job of helping them, I doubt you get through the entire video, but the first few minutes show enough
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>>224534Yeah he pops up on my shit sometimes. I don't know how he does it, he just keeps talking to these retards while being respectful for 30 minutes straight while they go in circles and say retarded shit. Me I'd just call them a nigger and go about my day.
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>>224479I'd knock ump's head off with a hyperfastball
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>>224460are you gonna marry her yet
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>>224547>marry herwoah, hey, slow down there
I just met her a few months ago. I'll see her again later this week. I fly out Thursday.
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>>224552I feel like it's been a year since the 4tran exodus.
I also watched a video that said marriage is kind of fucked up anyways, we (or just the government more or less) places less value on decades long friendships or whatever than some person you've only known for a couple years and just happen to maybe share a bank account with.
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Wish 4traniggercuck would get btfo'd again so we get a few more posters talking about buc-ee's, baseball, corvettes, and mac n cheese.
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>>224559yeah, I don't really see any advantages in getting married
>>224565is that the cat from the woods?
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>>224576Nah this that new new.
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But what if the bat slips out of the batter's hands when he swings and it goes straight for the pitcher's head?
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>>224578so you have 2 cats now?
>>224581that would be a judgement call by the umpire
bats slip out sometimes, normally they go to either side not the middle of the field
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the new britta pitcher filters are sick af
they have a little cover thing so you can fill it with water without taking it off and possibly spilling it
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>>224590I just drink tap water like a true goy
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>>224582Nah I already had 2 and got a new one and now a new new one, so 4.
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>>224590I have an older one, does it use the same filters?
those things get expensive
>>224594too much calcium in the water by me, and I don't think it's the kind that is in milk
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>>224597I go to Mexico tomorrow, and the bar I go to has a lot of Canadians.
It's going to suck if the Dodgers lose.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jCE9clKsZYThey should let me throw the first pitch. Look at these dudes.
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>>224608I was a pitcher in high school, it was so much fucking fun.
Hey, I'll be in Vallarta tomorrow. I'll be posting if I can get by the fucking captcha, last time it took me many tries over a half hour to solve one.
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>>224619Who gets more bitches, the pitcher or the shortstop?
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>>224622Until the day you pitched against me and I hit your meatball all the way to Wyoming.
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>>224602as far as I can tell it's the same filters, the filter even has slots on the bottom which the new pitcher doesn't need
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>>224597we beat them at hockey all the time
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Have you guys ever played this alleged masterpiece? Think I'm gonna cop.
>>224671Well yeah, Cucknada is full of brownies and they're not good at hockey. Baseball is the most American sport though, you should never use to Cucknada. Letting the Craptors win one ring was already a disgrace, but who cares about apehoop.
>>224673>>224674Mexibro, how come there's NEVER any cute goblinas when you post these? If I go out in Bullgaria and film a random location it would be full of baddies.
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>>224701Yo is it warm enough for a swim? If I was there I'd be nigger black from all the sun I'd be collecting at the beaches.
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The light in my hallway just turned on by itself.
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>>224715That wheelchair bitch is totally on roids
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>>224689>If I go out in Bullgaria and film a random location it would be full of baddies.proof or btfo
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Dont forget to hoard gasoline and toilet paper now before society collapses at the next coof
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Why do people in cool/fast cars only drive during the most congested and retarded times of the day
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I have a place to hide from home invaders, I donβt need weapons anymore
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I put my fishtank on my bar and itβs slightly unlevel. Ironically, Iβve used two different foam level pads and the issue persists, but theyβre more so that the weight of the tank is evenly dispersed.
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>>224729Is it warm because of the bayish shape or because the water is shallow on that coast?
East coast florida is also warm as fuck all year, but the gulf of america is way more closed off than puerto vallarta
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>>224722I want to see pics of your fish.
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test
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>>224805It reminds me of Chicago in November, just less bright and more quiet
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>>224823And no niggers and less crime and cleaner.
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Some NIGGER in an audi ran over a puddle and got me, seemingly on accident, then ran away like a bitchass nigger when I tried catching his dirty nigger ass at the stop sign. Faggot nigger bitch I'm so pissed.
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>>224803Hey I showed these pics to some Mexicans, they thought it was interesting
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>>224832Kek, start carrying a nice rock in your pocket to throw at them
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>>224839Interesting means kinda bad though, no? They didn't say it looked authentic or good? I should have taken pics of the new muertos decor. Looked very Mexican.
>>224841Is this birria like mine was?
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>>224843A lot of Mexican food looks like shit, so they know they would need to try it.
Yeah those were birria, tomorrow I go to my house for a while, they have the best birria there, but I might not be able to post for a few days
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>>224857Can he bring EBT back bros
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Zoran is a turbonigger
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>>224926Daaamn now this is a spot. I'm here freezing my ass off in the rain that's so gay.
>>224927This is where they take your kidney.
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>>224931Where the fuck is this
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the ost for the first forza horizon is peak late 00s early 10s bops
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Niggers be like "wypipo can't dance" but niggers can't pull this off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xenjhHHBZkA β225020[Quote]
>>224932I doubt it has ever been filmed before, Marcos aka Jungle Boy brought me there and it is very difficult to get to.
We had to crawl through this after bounding over rocks.
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>>225020This is my type of shit. Love spots like these. My hometown has a secret cave with crawl spaces too. Might go there and take pics one day. Haven't been there in like 15 years though.
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>>225024that character is literally me
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I wish I could live like a bohemian emigre in another cunt
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shieeet
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>>225072I had a portable radio and then I had an mp4 player with a radio built in
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LIFES LIKE A DRIVEWAY
IM GONNA TAILGATE ALL NIGHT LONG
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>>225075>mp4 playerThese were so ass.
β225117[Quote]
>pooran shitskin mudslime zoorani wins NYC
>malnourished nigger mudslime somali runs for mayor in Minny while waving the somali flag and speaking in his nigger language
>loses the election but then the elected mayor gives a victory speech in somali to pander to somaliggers
USbros are you gonna be ok? Pooprani wasn't even born in the US. Why are non American niggers even allowed to run for these positions? I'd say that your parents themselves must have been born in the US at the minimum before you can run for mayor.
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>>225117Arnold Schwarzenegger crawled so American Francisco Franco could run
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I wish the weather was shitter so I'd know which jacket I need to wear tomorrow
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>>225139Is that coin operated?
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>>225139Yes I'm ready for the fun
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>>225136Daamn this shit is heaven. I'd love a spot like that.
>>225164I've side flipped over 3 people before.
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Yo guys, can Americans please stop shilling DEI, and can all pajeets just fucking die at once? My new American boss is simply not letting me cull the two jeets, no matter how many examples I give her of them literally ruining everything. She essentially just said sorry bro it's beyond me, we just gotta have them. At least I managed to convince her not to get more.
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>>225195God emperor trump banished DEI and the leftoid freaks who supported it moved to soviet controlled shitholes like bulgaria. Also, DEI is only a federal thing, so I donβt think thereβs anything actually stopping private institutions from having their gersion of it until the supreme court decides discrimination is unconstitutional or against natural law or some shit that nobody with enough affluence actually cares about anymore
β225206[Quote]
My novel sword of three purified virtues has an 80% crit rate! HYAA~~~ bitch ass
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>>225208I heard she is a transracial person
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>>225210nah that's lady gaga
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If you have a bachelor's degree you could earn anything from 0 to 300,000 dollars a year
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Not to be a validation seeking asshole, but I'm not sure if I messed up. Not even sure why shit like this annoys me so much. Just doesn't make sense.
>haven't had drinks in months
>went out to get dinner with bro and some homie of his
>went to a wine bar after
>decided to go to a regular bar as well
>didn't drink a lot either, just a few cocktails and a few shots
>they go outside for a smoke
>I order a final round of shots and the check
>go take a piss and wash my hands for not even a minute
>walk back to see two dudes and their girl sitting in 2/3 of our seats
>that's despite other tables being free
>and also despite our earlier drinks and the new shots as well being there
>our jackets hanging in front of the seats (hangers right under the table), clearly indicating that the seats are taken
>I politely tell one of the dudes that the seats are taken and that my friends are just smoking, but it's cool still
>he's like oh ok, I'm just ordering
>friends come back a minute later
>they're like ???
>I tap the dude I spoke to on the shoulder but he doesn't react and still just keeps sitting there
>I'm like whatever it's the last round of shots and we're heading out anyways
>we down our last shots
>I go and try to take our jackets, because they're blocking my way, while politely saying excuse me we were sitting here, just need to take our jackets
>the girl was foreign and just said oh sorry in English
>other dude I hadn't spoken to had his own jacket on top of ours
>I just move his and grab ours
>he visibly gets butthurt, despite hearing me say that these seats were ours and I'm just taking the jackets and gives me a passive-aggressive side eye
>I heard him order in Bulgarian before, so he knew 100% what I was saying
>I get pissed off at this point
>I'm like whatever and I go to take care of the tab
>except I couldn't calm myself down in the 30 seconds that took me to pay
>on the way out I just body this bitchass nigger with my shoulder and turn around to see what's up
>he's just looking at me all angry
>I say "what?"
>he doesn't say anything and just turns around to his girl
>other dude doesn't do anything either and I just walk out
I don't know bro, I'm just so tired of these retards. Couldn't tell if he did it on purpose to act cool in front of the girl, or if he's THIS oblivious. I mean you clearly see the drinks and the jackets, and there were other tables free. I also told you friend these seats were taken. You could have sat at any of the free tables, or you could have let the girl sit on the one available seat next to ours, and you could have just stood up. Didn't even ask us if the seats were taken or not. I'm usually not about testing other guys in front of their girls like some asshole, but fuck this nigger. His girl will never respect him again or she'll pity fuck him.
If I'm in the wrong I'm in the wrong. I just don't know why something gay and cringe has been happening every time I go out.
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>>225222I like how as time progresses her eyebrows become more makeup
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>>225214I would've made him give me my jacket, and then knock his on the ground
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>>225227You're such a bully.
β225254[Quote]
The iphone 5 is literally my favorite phone of all time.
>not fuck huge
>very flat design
>buttons and features are centered but not symetrical
>has an aux jack
>has a lightning port
>the different colors and textures create panels that give the illusion that the phone could be repaired
It's over a decade old and still has design features being copied by other companies.
β225293[Quote]
I've been playing early 10s commercials for background noise, if these commercials played on youtube and shit I wouldnt have an adblocker
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>>225289I can't sound and sell them on my phone when I'm outside and wanting to post ice-creams and tacos either. Gotta wait until I get home each time. Probably made on purpose so phoneniggers don't fuck up the website idk.
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Bro I'll never get to try real American mac & cheese…
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>>225354I don't remember what you posted either lol
some random things off the top of my head:
>your house>a bar where you wrote /cum/ or something on the wall>a bar or stripclub with latina mamis>some random party>old vws>some drunk dude in the back of a police pickup>a day of the dead parade>corolla or whatever her name is lol>gay people>gay dogs>pics on your way to jungle cartel hideouts or something>mexican brick hut towns with dirt roads and redneck means of transportation β225391[Quote]
Im mexican and I love brazillian transgirls.
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>>225395>your friend's probably dead you know that right?wow no shit sherlock way to deescalate a situation
β225402[Quote]
If AI was sentient it would just kill itself or yeet itself into space and explore the unknown
β225411[Quote]
Can you guys load Mexibro's videos? None of them load for me.
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>>225411I'm back home, they are working for me here
some more scenes from the movie
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>>225430GIT
GONE GIT
WE DONT SERVE YOUR KIND HERE
RAYRAWRYWAYRAYRRYA
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>>225422i feel bad for the nerds who have to make those AKs look like real guns in cgi
β225434[Quote]
>>225412being a woman isn't everything there is to be about being cringe
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>buy 6 outlet surge protector
>only 3 plugs fit
>4 plugs fit if you straddle outlets
CHYNUH
β225444[Quote]
all the fucking clothes I hated as a child are becoming trendy
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oh mai gawd you guysss i never said that!
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i love my hot boyfriend so please stay away from me
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los angeles
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warning
property of crazy girlfriend
if you can read this it's too late
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im posting this for later because i dont check my watch later list
https://youtube.com/shorts/J_rLO_9KZ5U?si=AHuXMVvJ7tPx_gVu β225451[Quote]
I read the directions on the box my dab pen came with and it says to only inhale for two seconds and then wait five minutes or some shit before doing it again. No wonder I've been zooting tf out
β225463[Quote]
Got invited to Thanksgiving tomorrow but I don't think I'm going this year.
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>>225463But there might be alcohol and cats
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>>225464Cats as in pussy? I guess but there's just no aura this year for some reason.
β225485[Quote]
>>225451>inhale for two seconds and then wait five minutesain't got no time for that
I tried a vape pen for the first time last week, I liked it but still prefer joints
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>>225463you should go
are videos working for you now?
>>225480those are some deep lyrics
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>disqualified from the world cup
fuck this gay earth
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>>225486Nah bro. I think it's my dogwater browser waterfox. Did you guys play baseball or something? I can only see the thumbnail.
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>>225526I would assume it would be less intimidating to rizz cougars than women my age
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One time a cougar was rizzing me at a bar but it was a trick because her daughter was single
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>>225531Yeah actually mine was a trick too. I didn't get shy and awkward. I just saw through her. Read her like a letter. Too easy for me.
>>225530Idk bro honestly it doesn't make a difference because rizzing is just cringe. I could be delusional but I just want something to happen naturally. I just can't bring myself to go to some random bitch and go hurr dur are you from Tennessee. That shit's so gay.
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>>225532It kind of just depends on the context. At a bar it's normal I guess, but at other places you have to make it more natural.
The other day I saw a guy cold approach a girl in public and she rejected the fuck out of him lol She looked him up and down and looked lowkey offended.
But yeah I'd rather just meet people while doing an activity in a group or something.
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chicken jockey
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It'd be cool to work somewhere that has a school type schedule as far as breaks and vacations go, but also not be working at a school.
β225556[Quote]
my pet scrinp molted and didn't die
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I bought a suit with a jacket that's too big, but everyone is wearing too big jackets anyways so it works out for now idk
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I forgot to start feeding the deer before hunting season. I feed them to keep them on my side of the river. Today I wake up to gun shots
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>>225557still not a significant get
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kitsch art was so expensive before AI was invented
β225585[Quote]
bruh, genshin's got me reading gnosticism and mysticism lore in wiki like a fucking schizo
it's pretty interesting shit though
β225586[Quote]
This whole "my YHWH is bigger than your YHWH" shit is pretty funny, whoever started this shit is one of the top 5 trolls in all humanity
β225587[Quote]
we killed the wrong hitler
β225594[Quote]
Trump is literally FDR I'm shidding and farding in my cowboy boots
β225595[Quote]
Gotta admit I'm a big Harry Potter fan.
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>>225596You might be able to resell them for what you bought them for, or there might be a place that sells western styled riding stuff
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>>225596Do you want me to bring you some?
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>>225599No to both. Wish yuros would stop being gay. Yuros wear gayass chelseas and jodhpurs, meanwhile Americans have ropers and engineer boots.
β225602[Quote]
>>225600Yeah I want a pair of black Chisos No. 6.
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>>225560you're supposed to get it fitted now
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>>225601yeah chelseas are pretty fucking gay
I wouldn't be surprised if they felt like cowboy boots, but they look like such a weird combination of formality and utilitarianism.
>>225605Sort of, the sleeves do need to be hemmed, but the shoulders are just too big
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>>225602Nah gang I see why they make you pay double. My boots only costs 50 dollars
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>>225608I got red wings exos light 2 boots. Theyre very light I recommend them
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>>225608Are they good quality though
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If your boots don't feel like cinderblocks and kill your back and knees even after wearing them everyday for three years straight you're a bitch ass
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>>225610https://www.redwingshoes.com/mens/work/waterproof/exos-lite-02453.htmlYes but about 300$ unless they have a sale or you have a boot voucher from ur work
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>>225612Luckyass. I keep getting wrangler black friday emails too and I can't benefit from that either.
β225614[Quote]
>friend only messages me at 11:30 PM after he's done fucking his FWB hoe for 5 hours straight because he has feelings for her and she only wants sex and he's in his feelings
>I'm over here watching Harry Potter while he's getting hoes
>wont message me for another week probably
Goofyass.
β225617[Quote]
>>225614but I thought hoes liked watching harry potter
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>>225657love this song
deer are being fed again, pics from today
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Ohhh I'm so fucking pressed bros. I'm literally seething.
β225697[Quote]
>>225696What have you been feeding them? I haven't seen deer in my neighborhood in months
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>>225696It means I'm seething. W deer. Are you not worried of people hunting them?
β225748[Quote]
Are you guys gonna play the new Project Diablo 2 season launching in an hour?
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>>225747I feed them so they stay on my side of the river during hunting season.
If they go on the other side of the river they might get shot.
β225770[Quote]
>>225752People aren't allowed on your side of the river or you shoot them?
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>looking for winter sweaters
>find a 100% wool ralf polo whatever from Japan
>only 40 bucks
>L size so it could be a bit tight but it will fit
>get it today
>condition and material are top notch but it's literally shrunken to S size
First time I get scammed by a japanigger. Retard probably washed in at high heat before sending it off. Gotta find some 14 year old to give it to lmao this shit is like wearing a crop top.
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>>225770nope, no hunting allowed, it's all private property
the other side of the river is open for hunting
>>225772that sucks, I don't think you can return it now
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>>225772I don't get why companies just don't use real measurements. Not that it would really help a shrunken sweater lol
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>>225777I wouldn't bother returning back to Japan either way and it's also one of those third party companies that order for you, since it's websites only for nips.
>>225791It's second hand from someone's online ad, not a brand new item. Japanese L is also M in white people's sizing. This dude shrank it to XS though. Dumbass nipgga.
β225803[Quote]
>>225800Yeah but it probably still has a tag, there's no reason a company should write M when they can just write 40 or 100. There was a used clothing app that I forget what its name was, but you have to put in the actual measurements to list the clothes because that's how the search function worked
β225804[Quote]
Alcoholic pizza bros, how we feeling about this?
>>225803Oh that's what you mean. Yeah the dumbass put the measurements in and they were good. I'm sure he washed it before shipping with possibly good intentions, he just shrank it like a moron.
β225806[Quote]
>>225804this reminded me I need to try more vodkas
but Im also trying to cut back on consOOMing
β225808[Quote]
>>225804that pizza looks awesome
2 plates? are you with a hottie?
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>>225808Nah that's just lil bro. Best pizza I've ever had though. High quality ingredients. Best wine too. Darkest wine I've seen.
>>225806Vodka is a dogshit alcohol.
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>>225813it's just slavtato moonshine
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>>225827Isn't moonshine made from corn or some shit?
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>>225807wow it's been a long time since I heard that MacCartney song
β225850[Quote]
>>225843yeah it's unaged whiskey/bourbon
β225853[Quote]
stuart little canonically witnessed 9/11
β225854[Quote]
it's also implied that something kermit the frog did caused 9/11 lmao
β225862[Quote]
>always gotta be there when they need you
>when you need them they'll never be there for you
Surely it's because they're weak and they need your help because you're strong, and you're surely strong and don't need their help because they're weak.
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>>225862that's the best way to think about it
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>organizing a Christmas gift exchange at work
>some hoe messages me and wants us to donate to some kike charity instead
>tell her it's a good idea but they're not mutually exclusive and that people can do both if they want to
>hurr durr but people are looking out for their own families around this time and doing both can get up to A HUNDRED BUCKS
>have to tell her again that it's optional and she doesn't have to participate if she doesn't want to or can't afford it
>continues trying to gaslight me into joining her pyramid scheme charity
Hate virtue signaling gaslighting hoes. You're not a better person for donating to some 'berg. If you really wanted to donate and help a cause, you wouldn't be complaining about the amount. Do you wanna donate and help a cause or do you wanna virtue signal in front of everyone else how charitable you are? Brokeass hoe can't spend 50 on the charity and 50 on a gift for her colleague. Nobody is even FORCING you to do the gift exchange. Party pooper ass hoe.
β225889[Quote]
>HR niggers are organizing a "rainbow Christmas" event
I hope these subhumans burn in hell.
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>>225889>>225885kek
I worked in an office environment before, I do not miss all the stupid shit.
I only have to buy for one person this year, everybody else is cards only
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>>225892Damn you're giving Yu-Gi-Oh cards away? That's so cool.
β225923[Quote]
Can windows 95 fix my golf game
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People frfr be going to a drive thru panda express these days
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>>225926that sounds good right now
I've been hungry for some chinese food, but no restaurants around here
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I've been hungry for some mac and cheese but no USA around here.
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>>225930I sure you could find all the ingredients for some good baked mac and cheese
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>>225931Wait is baked better? I also don't wanna find the ingredients or make it myself. That's cursed. I wanna eat it in the US and it has to be made by a white southern cougar lady.
β225934[Quote]
>>225932yeah, baked is better
get the recipe from a white southern cougar lady on youtube
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>>225934I can get the recipe but I can't get the secret ingredient.
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AYO EVERYBODY WHOS NOT IN THA ROOM GET OVA HERE
THIS GUY
>>225932 CANT π€ MAKE π€ A π€ MACARONI π€
CAN π€ YOU π€ NOT π€ BELIEVE π€ THIS π€ SHIT???
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>>225222I had a big fat crush on cat, good times back then
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I was hating on goblinas but I just finished a business meeting with a Mexican lady and she was bangin. She spoke in 'panish too.
β225963[Quote]
>>225958goblinas are the most valuable resource on earth
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>>225955is that a good thing?
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>>225958dude, there are so many hot ones, and that accent can be so fucking sexxy
β226004[Quote]
In a meeting with a bitch from NC and she's the most annoying hoe I've spoken to. Is it a NC thing or just this bitch needing a beating? Literally Dolores Umbridge from Harry Potter. Nastyass.
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>>226004And to add onto that she's a nigger in her soul and I'd go as far as to say that I would unironically rape and torture her to death. But that's just me.
β226009[Quote]
>>226007>>226004women from the south are normally nice, but there's bitches everywhere I guess
what is she saying that's annoying you?
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>>226009Just her attitude. She's retarded, yet very passive aggressive and sometimes even unnecessarily direct. Extremely disrespectful for someone that I can literally murder with one mid punch. I can understand being direct if you're in the right, but she's a braindead moron. She's fucking all of our work up when she's supposed to be there to help us.
β226016[Quote]
Organizing a Secret Santa gift exchange at work. Might go dressed as Santa. Kinda tryhard though. I'll at least bring the presents in a big sack. Organizing things for apes is cancer, but if anyone tries hurting my Christmas spirit, they'll pay with their lives.
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>>226010she's probably new at her position and trying to make a name, do exactly what she says, it will fuck everything up and you will never see her again
β226034[Quote]
>>226033go as Sexy Santa, no beard, no fat suite, just wear red and stuff, hotties will ask for a "special gift"
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>>226033She's been there for 20 years.
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>>226035holy sheep shit
you are lucky you're still in business
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>>226036Rather, she's been in the business for 20 years. She's with us as of recently and she's a retarded useless out of touch boomer and she has no swag and no aura and no rizz.
β226041[Quote]
mashallah tomorrow is a snowday
I waterproofed my jacket for nothing
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Had another meeting with Umbridge fron NC and I rizzed her up bros. She gave up and submitted to my demands. Let me cook. Are you guys doing anything cool for Christmas? I'm organizing the gift exchange and a dinner and it's so aids trying to wrangle 40 tards.
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>>226060I'm not doing shit for Christmas or New Years. My family is too far away and too spread out.
I'll be in the spirit of it all tho, I'll make cookies and put out extra food for the birds and animals.
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>>226073I'd stomp and walk off if I saw you too
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>>226073Hoes be sassy and ungrateful.
β226096[Quote]
I accidentally bought 10 feet of red christmas lights for my fishtank, so I might try to turn those into a lamp idk
>>226089My apartment probably has 2700k to 3500k lights.
I want to replace everything with wireless color changing lights though, and normally I'll set them up to be a cool color in the morning and then a warmer color at night. I'm also going through a cyberpunk phase so all my lamps have been neon blue colors.
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>>226096The bulb in my room I just took off is 3500k and that shit is garbage. Neon blue colors bro are you sure? Setting the mood ass apartment. Inviting hoes to blow their backs out ass apartment. Blue light district ass apartment.
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>>226097I suppose so. It's not ho ready atm though. I moved in recently and there's little to no furniture for back blowing, and little to no hos
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You guys remember when I cucked some months ago and lend money to this single milf bitch because I fell for the world's smallest violin trap? I've been messaging her on and off for it, and she's been pushing the dates back. Messaged her today with a more serious tone and she immediately said I should go to her place "for coffee" instead. I hate women so fucking much. This is someone's mother and someone's baby momma as an American would say mind you. She's supposed to be in a relationship now too. Disgusting whore. I'd to go her place to serve her a 1-2 Mayweather combo to the chin.
I hate people with nigger souls.
β226104[Quote]
>>226089most street lights are LED now instead of HPS, the LED ae normally whiter
at my house I like 3000k, just soft enough without making everything orangish
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>>226102I doubt she ever intended to pay it back in any way that doesn't involve one of her holes
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>>226110That shit disgusts me to no end. Imagine you're a little kid and this being your mom. And I know for a fact that she's been asking others for money too. Found that out after I cucked out, but that just implies she's free use for a bunch of Shrek looking motherfuckers. And she 100% must be, because she's actually attractive and a lot of these no self respect having porn addict NIGGERS would die to fuck her. In her house where her kid lives too. Jeez Louise man these hoes need to get acquainted with suffering.
β226113[Quote]
>>226102>she immediately said I should go to her place "for coffee" insteadhmmm, interesting
at least you'd get something, just kidding, even I wouldn't do that, and that's saying a lot because I'm a nasty motherfucker
>>226112forget about the money, lesson learned, don't do it again
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>>226113I'm down bad and have a milf fetish as well but I aint touching that. Real life isn't a porn flick, you can't tarnish your soul like that. Not forgetting about shit though. Gave her a deadline by the end of next week and I'm getting a chargeback through my bank if she thinks she's hot shit. I'm knocking her new bf out too if necessary. Don't even care about the 850 I gave her, she's not playing me.
>>226114Damn bro MHA characters are so ass. I'd beat the snot out of Ochaco too.
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>>226115you wouldn't last 30 seconds with jochaco joraraka
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>>226118The bigger they are…
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>>226120Aight bro hell nah futa is the cringiest shit for redditors.
>>226121Playing some goodass Diablo 2 and listening to some goodass music.
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AVEEEE MA WEEEEEEEEEBAAA
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I bought a whistling teakettle but it just sits there and doesn't do shit
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I'm locked in but I'm locked in to nothing
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I thought my dishwasher was broken but it turns out that there's a fucking light switch by the counter that controls the power to it. It looks like it would be the garbage disposal switch, but the garbage disposal switch is on the opposite fucking side.
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Life hack: breathe in the combustion products coming out of your generator to increase your body temperature
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>>226153>I thought my dishwasher was broken but it turns out that there's a fucking light switch by the counter that controls the power to itthat's weird
I have a cutout and plumbing for a dishwasher but never got one. I cook every day but never really have many dishes.
Making chili and corn muffins today.
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>>226180That sounds like a cool place. We just got a bakery in my town, nothing like that though.
My town is such a big boring nothing, it will probably last a year or two.
hey, don't you have sim racing rig?
check this out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UFKbas98Rg
>Check out one of my summer projects this year. I outfitted this giant RC car with my own electronics and software that allow for full traction control and RPM based ABS. Not only that, but it's controlled via the Internet using my racing simulator or an Xbox controller and phone app. It features full disc brakes, fluid filled shocks, limited slip diffs, AWD, adjustable alignment, custom 3d printed control arms, and a top speed of 77mph. A massive amount of RND went into making it drivable over 4G LTE. This means it can be driven remotely from anywhere in the world with cell service. Enjoy this video of me driving it around my neighborhood and a makeshift middle school parking lot "racetrack" β226184[Quote]
>>226183Are you my secret FBI agent lmao? I just randomly brought up the idea to get RC cars to my friend today, and we've never discussed it before. I've seen this video and I thought about it too, but I live in a commie block and don't have the infrastructure and FREEDOM to hoon an RC car around the hood. Some slav nigger will 100% steal it or break it too.
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>>226185I used to have a micro rc car racing game for the DS and that shit was so fun. Maybe I'll get into it irl because battery life and charging seems to have improved a lot
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>>226182I mostly use it for storing dishes because I don't use too many dishes either lol Most of my dishes just stay inside it if they're not in the sink or a knoife
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>>226186I have a Traxxas Slash stadium truck, you can get them for about $230.
They have good customer service, plenty of parts available, and a forum for help.
It can be an expensive hobby if you want the best of everything, but if you keep it basic it can be very affordable.
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>>>226195
I'm convinced that isopropyl alcohol and superglue is way more effective than some wet ass sticky bandaid
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I had AI redecorate a picture of my apartment and it looks sick as fuck
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>>226199She thinks you are a demon and is trying to bind you wirh kabbalistic magic
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>give way to woman at the store
>she walks right ahead and grabs the last pack of macadamia from under my nose
No more mister nice guy Bulgaria. I am done simping for these hoes.
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Makadamia nuts are delicious
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Ever heard of the Ethiopian internet? Neither have they!
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>>226201where's the image?
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my dumbass just started cooking bacon in a pan instead of chucking it in the air fryer. Now I have to baby sit it
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>>226303I tried some other images and they didn't come out too good. These were the first two and they came out perfectly as far as I
m concerned
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Also what's funny, is where the AI put the chandelier is where the landlord removed the original one
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You don't have to rainbolt me, it's very obvious by the skyline that I live in Taiwan
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>>226305I have an air fryer new in the box, been sitting there 3 years.
I guess I need to try it someday.
>>226306top looks comfy
bottom looks cyberpunk
what's with all the wires?
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Air fryers are gay. All I need is a stainless steel pan and fire.
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>>226309I think it regenerates the image it created each time. So since the cyberpunk one was first and had the wires, it kept the wires in the next one. All the images after those ones got weird
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>>226310That's what I thought, where I had it sitting in a box for a year, and then I realized I can cook stuff without having to wait for the oven to heat up. Or I can cook stuff while other things are cooking, or I can cook stuff and shitpost at the same time.
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>>226317shoot their ass
can't have violent assholes in the genepool
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>>226318I could never shoot them, it would not be fair or cool, they are accustomed to me and not too scared of me
they are animals trying to survive, instincts kick in
that little skirmish was nothing, deer get very violent with each other, I'll post the videos if I find them
they will beat the shit out of each other for an apple or some corn
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>>226321>>I can't shoot deer but I'll watch cartel sponsored domesticated chickens fight to the deathyes, I will, one is nature, the other is culture
I observe, I do not interfere
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The holiday backgrounds are annoying and hurt my eyes.
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>>226326On the sharty? Mine's still a blue board. I've since some atrocious alt chans tho
>>226322seems legit
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>>226327This board and /pol/ are normal, but everything else is eye cancer that gives me a headache.
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>one friend breaks up with his long term serious relationship because she's a nigger
>she messages our other friend, and my best friend, talmbout how she was always interested in him instead and how she couldn't flirt with him when we were out together, because friend #1, her boyfriend at the time, was there
>begging him to see her
>I only find this out because friend #2 tells me, but he also asks me not to tell friend #1 so he doesn't feel bad about it
You'd think I'd side with my best friend, but really I see three niggers in this situation. Her for obvious reasons. Friend #1 for even being with her in the first place. Last but not least, my so called best friend for entertaining her shit instead of immediately calling her a nigger and telling our other friend.
I hate everyone.
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>>226328go to style on the bottom right of the page
>>226357kek
you seem to be surrounded by interesting folks
I guess you'll never get bored
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>>226357another video you might like
these dudes are nuts, but it looks fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eWybgLOolc β226387[Quote]
I just had a legendary doom scroll, it was one banger after another. This moment of syzygy may not come for another million years
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good thread
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Got my money back. Her boyfriend didn't want no smoke.
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>>226380I kind of like this one
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>>226401damn it came that all that?
I don't remember how much you lent to her, but it must have been more than I was thinking
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>>226404Like 8 hunnid.
>>226408Do you ever get to pet them?
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>>226410>Like 8 hunnid.aw shit, that's a lot
>Do you ever get to pet them?there was one I could get within 3 meters away
now as close as I can get to them is around 20 meters
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Yo let me blog.
I don't know if you're doing anything with coworkers for Christmas bros, but I'm never organizing shit for these apes again. Organized the Secret Santa in a way that it literally can't be fucked and we still had retards switching up or wanting to join after we had an ever number of people. Fuck it, I'll buy two gifts so one more monkey can join in, not a big deal, I'm HIM. The dinner though? God damn these absolute fucking NIGGERS. These tards had two weeks of constant reminders and hand holding, because I needed the exact number of people that are coming to make a reservation. Got the number and made a reservation for the best spot in town literally, which has a set capacity however. Now after the fact, I have RETARDS that didn't participate in the polls, or right out saying they wont be coming, straight up telling me they're coming now. Not even asking if they can come, considering the reservation was already made, just declaring that their asses are showing up. The audacity on these people. Then gotta call the place acting like I'm retarded to see if they can make an exception, but they can't, the number of people is set. Now I'm the bad guy, because these soulless irl soyjacks think this is a Chili's and they can just walk in, and I just had to tell them no.
Now at least one Buc-ee's lookingass hoe is mad at me and blaming me, because she couldn't decide if she's coming or not. Fuck outta here.
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>>226440that looks like good food for an empty place
sometimes if a place is empty I wonder if the food is good
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>>226442>>226441I love Christmas too, but there's always some shit you have to put up with to enjoy it.
I have no idea what to get people this year, I need to get on the shopping soon.
> I needed the exact number of people that are coming to make a reservation. hahahaha, good luck with that, probably more will say they are going than will actually go
if 14 people said they were coming I'd count on 10 to 12 to show up
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>>226443Iunno bro but there's a billion restaurants in the city, especially downtown in such a congested area. There aren't enough people to go to all of them, during weekdays no less. I have no idea how they stay in business. It's not like the food isn't bustling.
>>226444>hahahaha, good luck with that, probably more will say they are going than will actually goBro last time I reserved for 22, and 26 showed up. Four of them just had the audacity to randomly pull up. There wasn't enough space for 22 already, and they didn't even have extra chairs for 26. And these retards still complained about the restaurant, when they weren't supposed to fit 22 in the fist place, and had to create space out of their ass. I got so mad at the entitlement. This time I'm telling them straight up that only people that signed up can come, and some of them are getting mad at me. Faggots this isn't McDonalds god damn it.
>>226446Me when a faggot shows up unannounced. I thought deer would be homies though. It's not like you don't have enough food for them.
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I don't feel so good bros…
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>>226453what's up, cold or flu?
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>>226472did you stay out late drinking?
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>>226475oh shit, that might be serious
what now?
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glass is way cheaper than I thought it would be
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>>226476Can't find an adequate doctor around until January and I either go to the ER if necessary, or it's just a one time thing and I get better soon.
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>get called for a delivery
>not expecting any
>receive a box from an anonymous person
>it's wrapped and it says not to open until Christmas
Eyo what the fuck?
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>>226485how do you know it's your liver
>>226487interesting, I'd have it open by now
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>>226487It's a bomb, leave it in front of a police station and they'll deal with it for you
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It's all falling apart again bros…
>>226507It's my kidneys if you remember my hospital posting on a certain dogshit imageboard ran by niggers a year back.
>>226509It could be argued that police stations deserve bombs being left inside of them.
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>>226511yeah, I remember, good luck, hopefully it's a fast fix
at least it won't cost you any, or much money
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I made pancakes but I don't feel like sharing them. You can only know that they exist for now.
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>>226536so fucking cool, I've always wanted to go to see those
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>>226558They're cool but new cars are too safe for them to smash now
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>>226560Hearing protection is also advised
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>>226527Those fat American style ones we see in sitcoms/commercials, or the thin yuropoor ones? I've never had a fat pancake now that I think about it.
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>>226561I hope you didnβt do that for free
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>>226566I guess they ended up being pretty thick, they were at least half and inch I think.
I always want to make crΓͺpes but I never feel like finding something to put in them
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>>226574My grandma used to make homemade blackberry jam with blackberries from her literal garden for the pancakes it was so goated you have no idea RIP my grandma the GOAT…
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>>226572I have been craving desserts, but all I can get near me is donuts.
>>226573damn I miss good tacos, soon
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>>226576I like all shopping, I'm sad most malls died
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>>226583Our malls are bustling for whatever reason but it's just cancer full of nigger people.
>>226582Go to Buc-ee's and grab a pecan pie?
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>>226585the malls that are still going about an hour from me are very nice
Buc-ee's, sure I'll drive 20 hours
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>>226561if you are really a heavy dude here can you do something about the cell phone captcha?
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Yo shut the fuck up.
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inshallah
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>>226593Is it the Cloudflare one or something? I need more to go off of, there should be no captcha right now except for Cloudflare (sometimes)
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>>226576but ikea has food
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Holy fucking shit bros I went to the flower store to get the last couple of gifts wrapped because I was lazy and you don't even understand the tier of cougar that works there. The level of curve and thickness and hip to waist ratio and chest. The massive ass in these tight (what's not even tight on a big ass like that?) high waist jeans just staring at me while he's hunching over her table to wrap these fuckass gifts. Holy fucking shit my brain is fried I can't handle this.
Jeez Louise.
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>>226608No, not Cloudflare. It was last month when I was phoneposting from Mexico. I had to solve a captcha, that took me about 30 minutes, it was soyjack variations. I could not solve it at my house there, or the hotel, so I could only post from the bar where I solved it.
I can from home here.
I'll try again from there in a couple weeks.
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>>226631did you stand there and drool or did you flirt with her?
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>>226631does she have any extra sex I can borrow
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>>226637I'm a droolchad of course. Don't wanna be the 20th cringy NPC faggot hitting on her for the day plus I don't want an STD. She probably gets fucked 53 times a day looking like that.
>>226638She was overflowing with it.
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>>226641I think I would've done it anyways just so she can say younger guys hit on her all the time
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>>226642After that one girl at the store took the last Macadamia after I gave her the right of way, I'm never boosting no hoe's confidence at my own expense.
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That's it. I'm getting drunk tomorrow.
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>>226641dudes might be thinking the same as you and she never gets any flirting, it's possible
you have said something
>>226644> I'm never boosting no hoe's confidence at my own expensekek
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>>226646>dudes might be thinking the same as you and she never gets any flirtingYou really typed that out, read it, then posted it lmao.
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>>226647what? did I miss something?
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>>226648It's just not realistic bro. People hit on women 24/7. Especially in a store with traffic.
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wine lore goes hard
I was reading about beef merlot and it's super tldr
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Five. Hundred. Giftcards.
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>>226653I don't know much about wine, but I've been to Cristian Brothers winery in California, and Renault winery in New Jersey.
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>>226636Someone was probably booting the captcha offline at that time
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>>226655so the merlot grapes or whatever the fuck they are, are made out of three different varieties, and they didn't know what the third one was until 2010-ish, and these are strains that have existed for at least a century. And then each variety has its own novella
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>>226678I live in a very old farm house, they had grapes vines here and some still grow up on small trees but the grapes never get that big. It must be an old strain. Hopes grow in the same part of the yard too.
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Bros…
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After reading about Hisashi Eguchi I have a new urge to plagiarize art and put it on my wall.
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>>226708are you not in the Christmas spirit?
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>>226655Wine is objectively the best alcohol, Beer is for barbarians
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>>226732Not really, but itβs more neutral. I have to travel to visit my family and they donβt do too much for the holidays and we donβt really have shared interests.
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>>226739Tequila makes me throw up
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My whole life Iβve been waiting for Kelly Ripa to adopt me
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>>226817she's cute, but kind of annoying, too high energy for me
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I'm watching the semi hot youtuber lady that I traumatized when I met her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=menrmoqJ-O4 β226828[Quote]
somebody fill me in on how to embed videos like this>>226415
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Some of you never embedded html videos into your tumblr page and it shows
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>>226833thanks for the help, dummy
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>>226828do you mean videos in general or yt shorts?
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After looking at metal prices and doing some trendification and analystics, everything started going down hill after 2005
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no deer in 3 days, very odd
>>226862you got any gold and silver stacked up?
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>>226864Nah but I think about it every now and then.
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>bottle of wine
>like 10 cocktails
>10 shots
>ordered liken5 then some girls kept treating me
>got in a fight
>got wasted beyond recognition
>trying to get home at 2:47 AM
>nmbeen drinking since lije 7 PM
Strong urge to die. I might be an actual alcoholic. Sorry for blogging. I'm sad.
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>>226874Dude, you need to chill for a while
I have to go out smoke at my bars, if I get up and stumble or get wobbly, I head out. Getting too wasted in public makes me paranoid.
It might be hard to cut down during the holidays, but you might want to.
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>>226874You need water and minerals to not get hungover but wine messes you up in a unique way
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>>226936I thought lack of rain wasn't really a problem in jungles since the water underground runs deep
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>>226938I think it looks so dry in my area is because it's mountainous, any water goes downhill and the soil is poor.
It literally doesn't rain for half the year, or more.
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>>226978holy shit it's chuck testa
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>>227018I thought this was a picture of my dogs
They were collies and both looked like deer when their hair was short