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>>225696It means I'm seething. W deer. Are you not worried of people hunting them?
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Are you guys gonna play the new Project Diablo 2 season launching in an hour?
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>>225747I feed them so they stay on my side of the river during hunting season.
If they go on the other side of the river they might get shot.
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>>225752People aren't allowed on your side of the river or you shoot them?
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>looking for winter sweaters
>find a 100% wool ralf polo whatever from Japan
>only 40 bucks
>L size so it could be a bit tight but it will fit
>get it today
>condition and material are top notch but it's literally shrunken to S size
First time I get scammed by a japanigger. Retard probably washed in at high heat before sending it off. Gotta find some 14 year old to give it to lmao this shit is like wearing a crop top.
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>>225770nope, no hunting allowed, it's all private property
the other side of the river is open for hunting
>>225772that sucks, I don't think you can return it now
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>>225772I don't get why companies just don't use real measurements. Not that it would really help a shrunken sweater lol
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>>225777I wouldn't bother returning back to Japan either way and it's also one of those third party companies that order for you, since it's websites only for nips.
>>225791It's second hand from someone's online ad, not a brand new item. Japanese L is also M in white people's sizing. This dude shrank it to XS though. Dumbass nipgga.
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>>225800Yeah but it probably still has a tag, there's no reason a company should write M when they can just write 40 or 100. There was a used clothing app that I forget what its name was, but you have to put in the actual measurements to list the clothes because that's how the search function worked
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Alcoholic pizza bros, how we feeling about this?
>>225803Oh that's what you mean. Yeah the dumbass put the measurements in and they were good. I'm sure he washed it before shipping with possibly good intentions, he just shrank it like a moron.
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>>225804this reminded me I need to try more vodkas
but Im also trying to cut back on consOOMing
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>>225804that pizza looks awesome
2 plates? are you with a hottie?
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>>225808Nah that's just lil bro. Best pizza I've ever had though. High quality ingredients. Best wine too. Darkest wine I've seen.
>>225806Vodka is a dogshit alcohol.
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>>225813it's just slavtato moonshine
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>>225827Isn't moonshine made from corn or some shit?
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>>225807wow it's been a long time since I heard that MacCartney song
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>>225843yeah it's unaged whiskey/bourbon
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stuart little canonically witnessed 9/11
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it's also implied that something kermit the frog did caused 9/11 lmao
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>always gotta be there when they need you
>when you need them they'll never be there for you
Surely it's because they're weak and they need your help because you're strong, and you're surely strong and don't need their help because they're weak.
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>>225862that's the best way to think about it
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>organizing a Christmas gift exchange at work
>some hoe messages me and wants us to donate to some kike charity instead
>tell her it's a good idea but they're not mutually exclusive and that people can do both if they want to
>hurr durr but people are looking out for their own families around this time and doing both can get up to A HUNDRED BUCKS
>have to tell her again that it's optional and she doesn't have to participate if she doesn't want to or can't afford it
>continues trying to gaslight me into joining her pyramid scheme charity
Hate virtue signaling gaslighting hoes. You're not a better person for donating to some 'berg. If you really wanted to donate and help a cause, you wouldn't be complaining about the amount. Do you wanna donate and help a cause or do you wanna virtue signal in front of everyone else how charitable you are? Brokeass hoe can't spend 50 on the charity and 50 on a gift for her colleague. Nobody is even FORCING you to do the gift exchange. Party pooper ass hoe.
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>HR niggers are organizing a "rainbow Christmas" event
I hope these subhumans burn in hell.
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>>225889>>225885kek
I worked in an office environment before, I do not miss all the stupid shit.
I only have to buy for one person this year, everybody else is cards only
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>>225892Damn you're giving Yu-Gi-Oh cards away? That's so cool.
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Can windows 95 fix my golf game
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People frfr be going to a drive thru panda express these days
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>>225926that sounds good right now
I've been hungry for some chinese food, but no restaurants around here
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I've been hungry for some mac and cheese but no USA around here.
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>>225930I sure you could find all the ingredients for some good baked mac and cheese
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>>225931Wait is baked better? I also don't wanna find the ingredients or make it myself. That's cursed. I wanna eat it in the US and it has to be made by a white southern cougar lady.
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>>225932yeah, baked is better
get the recipe from a white southern cougar lady on youtube
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>>225934I can get the recipe but I can't get the secret ingredient.
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AYO EVERYBODY WHOS NOT IN THA ROOM GET OVA HERE
THIS GUY
>>225932 CANT 🤌 MAKE 🤌 A 🤌 MACARONI 🤌
CAN 🤌 YOU 🤌 NOT 🤌 BELIEVE 🤌 THIS 🤌 SHIT???
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>>225222I had a big fat crush on cat, good times back then
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I was hating on goblinas but I just finished a business meeting with a Mexican lady and she was bangin. She spoke in 'panish too.
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>>225958goblinas are the most valuable resource on earth
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>>225955is that a good thing?
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>>225958dude, there are so many hot ones, and that accent can be so fucking sexxy