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!! 't#ktroons only !!
what if we combined modern day gift#kspeak and soyspeak to create a new nighchair dialect of soyspeak? just imagine the 'ossibilities!
picture this:
xou're scrolling on /soy/, trying to rid xour urge to gqqn, when suddenly, you see it. it's a sight xou've only heard stories about. a gem so powerful, so vrilliant, xou almost forget that xou were 'orny in the first place.
>could it be?
it's appearance could not be mistaken.
>a tanzanite trvthnvke!
who knew that finding one in the vvild like this could even happen these days? but, as xour eyes 'just to the glow of the fabled gem, xou begin to make out vvhat appears to be vvriting inscribed on it.
^when it's 21 A.K. and xou're fighting off admin 12 with xour level 1337 forbidden gloving style and lownetankirkgemuinelih filling xis niggertroonbrain with vantagrey moldovan brimstone before xe reaches the entrance to agartha
vrilliant! you think. a small crowd has begun to form around the magnificent gem, which xou are now holding in xour hands. xou take the gem to xour soyvellous leader, Quote. after a quick examination, xe announces to all soys of the soysphere the divsoyne words engraved into the gem.
the news of the words quickly spread throughout the soyverse. a new dialect of soyspeak is born: gifsoy.