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Today while astral projecting I summoned allah to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.

He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.

I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.

Please be safe everyone. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.

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the elemental masters are real

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Copypasta

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>>17842
From Reddit, specifically.

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>>17833
>elemental masters

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I remember the /pol/ thread

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>>17832 (OP)
You have to summon the djinn companions for this fight, also make sure to consume pork products and alcohol before the battle (take INT-boosting meds to counteract the drunk status effect on your Intelligence). Avoid the month of Ramadan when challenging the boss, he gets a significant damage and defense boost during this time.

Obtain artifacts that protect against Holy damage. Also make sure to train your Illusion stat as a whole. As a rule of thumb, don't waste your memory slots with any spells/incantations of Abrahamic origin, Allah naturally possesses a strong (90+%) resist to all such damage, might even reflect some of it back at you. Consider Buddhist or Pagan-origin attacks as an alternative. The Nordic family in particular is insane for DPS, and Buddhism is great for healing/protection.

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>>17892
>Ninjago
gemerald

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>>17832 (OP)
Copypasta but you must also remember that allah is nothing more than a derivate (weaker) emanation of el, the god of gods, basically a minion.



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