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The story of the fire rises is kinda intresting but im tired of waiting 5 years just to get assraped by russia

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>The story of the fire rises is kinda intresting but im tired of waiting 5 years just to get assraped by russia
Bro forgot about proxy wars.

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Aryan gemerald, bump

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isn't that mod ridden with 'cord drama or whatever

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>>52710
That's TNO you're thinking about.

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Maybe be Russia and molest europe

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>>52707
There are like 3 and i end them all by 2023, thats 2-3 years of nothing

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Anyways recommend countries to play in tfr

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The world is cool but basically all cliques are loyal shabbos

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Bump

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>>52712
tbh i do this and just take the most keyed paths they offer

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Up

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Let's see for how lomg can this thread live

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>>58150
Long*

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4 months as of now, hope it lives to see 1.1.

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>>60669
Why has my threqd survived this long, also what changes in 1.1?, i havent played in a while

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>>60673
Thread*

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>>60673
Six new factions for 2ACW, new technologies, some army spirits shit where you combine three and get even bigger buffs, DVRK TRVMP, finishing and adding unfinished content from 1.0.8, (probably) post-Catharsis skeleton content for all sides, metric tons of new content for Russia and bug fixes.

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>>52094 (OP)
Gemmy picrel, shame I haven't seen it before.

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Imagine if the sharty was a faction in the fire rises mod

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>>60708
>Making a sharty based faction included in the Second American Civil War in Fire Rises
Do dis

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>>60716
Instead of Fire Rises how about Equestria at War
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3467330618 something similar to this

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>>60700
Ohhh they are adding the nigger state and the commie hillbillies?,might be worth it to play

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>>60717
>equestria at war
Get out of my post obssesed brony

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>>>60717 (You)
>>equestria at war
>Get out of my post obssesed brony

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>The story of the fire rises is kinda intresting but im tired of waiting 5 years just to get assraped by russia
Skill issue, pigger

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I just don't see what could be difficult about it. Playing for France, I was able to follow in Camus's footsteps and achieve a lot.

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>>60718
>playing for the rednecks and the niggers
There will be reworks for basically all non-fed factions too, so look forward to that.

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>>60959
Nigger im not ukranian

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Up

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DVRK MQGQ VVILL release on July 4th, mark my words. You heard it here first.

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'teens, it's coming.

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>>63589
Well, at least we got the Boogaloo Boys teaser.

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>>60717
>instead of glistening gem, have you tried steaming pile of shit?

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>>64149
Trvke

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i've been training russia recently, i'll reenact the larp war with my friend and a bunch of literal whos and roll over those nuhois
i've come to be able to beat the war against improved ai mod in 1 month

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>>64176
i've got a whole folder full of tank templates and other shit to use during the mp, here's my first euro war tank (some equipment is not teched up doe which i got by 2026)

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my 2 division templates. Z for attack and O for attack support/holding

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>>64178
new division is z btw i just forgot to name it at that point

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>>52710
all right wing devs got kicked out during some 'cord coup and now we're getting no content
hoi's law o algo, tno went through this too

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>>52094 (OP)
nononono you're misunderstanding it, you can wait 5 more years after that to get raped a second time!

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why is my thread still alive geg

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if my computer allowed me to run ts above 2-speed i would try to get the medvedev achievement where you play on max difficulty and win both EU wars with a putinist faction in power

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>>64218
>edit: mom, i’m famous
>edit 2: omg, thanks for all the likes, I transheart you all

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>>64240
>can't run HOI4 above 2x speed
Soyteen, I…
But seriously speaking, turn off all models and use that console command that downloads extra RAM.

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>>64218
I'm keeping this up until either 1.1 releases or somebody makes and maintains a proper HOI4 general here.

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It would be gemmy if there was a sharty faction in the fire rises and the leader was a soyteen dressed up as either chud or nate higgers and when they take control of the u.s they invade south America

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>>64288
Trannies don't say that cacas do

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edit: mom, i’m famous
edit 2: omg, thanks for all the likes, I transheart you all

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>>64327
i'm the guy who was making the tfr slovakia mod in the other thread(>>59384 (OP)), i'll make this eventually and post my progress here. might even start today. give me ideas on where in the us should the shartycuck faction start.

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>>64345
>division template: gigafly brigade

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>>64346
eceonomy type: reppey economy

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>brownocaust
>+0.15 political power gain
>+10% stability
>-10% income growth

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i thought about portland being the starting point because it's where ttd happened but there's already a 1 state faction there and the country would die to the commies soon

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somewhere in the deep south/nu england would be the ideal placement gameplay wise

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i'm going with north carolina since it's perfect gameplay wise and soot is from there

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geg slowburn gem found within game files

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any oldsois on here who can give me info on soots janny cabal? i need to fill up the minster spots

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fardee in wilmington

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>>64436
I would give it a go for the kuzist path

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>>64444
all owners can only own shardee nation temporarily, so you are almost assured to go through a kuz adminship. admins' reigns can be extended through decisions though. there will also be alternative admins who never got to own the shardee

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>>64436
Path suggestions:
-NatSoc Cult of Οͺ replacing failtrolls when they're purged, with all the Soyble/future admin LARP you can see on the 'ki.
-Glownigger coup (Cognoscenti but schizo, basically what /x/ schizos say the feds are)
-'cord and 'troll coup paths, with a ton of leaders with varying degrees of awfulness, from r/transguns type people at the top to Nyx Land and consistent progressives being at the very bottom (yes I know they're bad, people want to play as atomwaffen too + we need to enlighten the normies to the horrors)
-KF countercoup of the 'cord/failtrolls (basically the "fixing the trannies' mess, with the Second Nuremberg Trials and mass executions + building a big fuckoff archive of their misdeeds" path)
-redditor/xitter paths for offsiters (go figure this one out yourself)
-/raid/(24/365 'OX 'APE 'ILL, TTD, TPD, the works.)
That's pretty much it, I don't know enough about snarky.snappy's internal politics to make an educated and respectful guess to the admins' policy, and I'm not touching 'tok with a ten-foot pole, no sir.
Best I can do is to suggest a mechanic called "Admin's Curse" which is basically the current admin's stamina bar that can either be refilled through radicalization (represented by parts of the focus tree changing) or stepping down (refills to full), and can also be sped up/slowed down through various decisions and natspirits. If timer runs out, the admin has a crashout with major debuffs and ragequits/ACKs himself/gets crippling depression/(insert shit that could be grounds for invoking the 25th), at which point everyone and their mother scrambles for adminship, which may lead to the various coups outlined above, or goes schizo and becomes the Caligula version of themselves (Soot establishes a conservative Reign of Terror, Kuz goes full Stalin, Froot becomes a shitty knockoff of big 'stein with his 'cord, Quote becomes literally Admin 6, and so on)

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Before I forget:
Go to KF with the above post and ask for help with the mod, particularly with paths.

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Upwaffen or however the thugs are evaporated

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Up

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>>64485
Thanks a lot for the suggestions aryan
I wont have much time for the next 10 or so days to make the mod because of a vacation but ill make sure to get this done and consistently update it with nu paths because my kulchur is my loyality

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Also im naming the mod TFR: Never Stop 'Jakkin but if you have any better ideas for a name especially ones which include fire or rising in the name feel free to suggest it

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>>64547
Sounds pretty good, contact KF ASAP though. They have people who are pretty good at coding.

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>>64555
i don't really need help with coding right now and i doubt anyone there is a hoi4 modder (it's not normal code it's clausewitz engine code) but i'll ask them about the soot era in the shardee thread or help with graphics once i'll need that

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>>64599
iirc there are two coders and at least one 'teen in the KF thread, and I'm pretty sure they'd be more than happy to help.

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>>64599
They could also help you with other things, like GFX and lore and more paths n shit.

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This mod is going to be gemmy πŸ’Ž

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Upheil or however Colucchi is eating the local McDonalds' branch out of commission

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>>64300
i can run standard hoi relatively fast, but TFR slows my game to a crawl

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The new UN mod is such a gemerald.

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>>64695
It's bluehelmeted and cornsyruppilled…

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How is the mod doing?

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>>64764
Since im on vacation and i only have my phono i couldnt do anything but ill be rihht back to it once im home. The state as i left it in rn is a soy themed warlord with essentially skeleton content like any other unplayable warlord in the civil war.

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>>64769
Alright, gotcha. See you when you're back.

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>>64672
colucci only eats his goyslop straight from the colucci cooler inside the nsmobile albeit

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>>64897
He lost his cooler a long time ago, in fact I'm pretty sure it's his entire motivation to join the civil war.

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>>64769
Do write here when you're back doe, also a potential leader for the CnstPrgs (OYYYY DOGTOES IT'S LITERALLY 'P) would be Ally Herrera Sturm (Real name: Jeremy Hunter Herrera Sturm), the recently 'oxed leader of a pro-MAP organization called Beyond the Plus. Since the secondary theme of TFR is radicalization (change being the primary one) you could have xer drop all pretense and go full Anti-Conservative Action, torture all conservatives (everyone that doesn't follow xer EXTREMELY flimsy definition of consent that is) to death, with us or against us radical. See KF thread for more details:
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-pediverse-radqueers-paraphila-movement.194261/page-29

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>>65012
Also spag (first post in attached thread, can't miss him) could be a radical path for the cnstprgs like the Kekoas are a radical path for the Boogaloo Boys (see their teaser: https://static.wikitide.net/thefireriseswikiwiki/0/00/Boog_teaser.png) but I have zero idea on who would be the Revolutionary Brigade in this case. And no, cubii would be more of an interim leader for the KF countercoup path, as much as a literal fucking child can be a leader that is. You cannot hate trannies enough.

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>>65016
Potential content for the cordtroons?
Post in thread 'Genderqueer Romeo & Juliet Premiering Off-Broadway' https://kiwifarms.st/threads/genderqueer-romeo-juliet-premiering-off-broadway.46872/post-3685929
>You know, if you gave this exact premise to a decent writer, they could make something really interesting out of it. Sort of like some kind of "Children of Men" story, but humans are directly responsible for the mass sterility of their own species, and now the last generation is left to deal with the world that their parents condemned to death while struggling to form identities in a post-gender pseudo-theocracy ruled by increasingly elderly tyrants.

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Potential glownigger paths (NOTE: all of these paths are supposed to function somewhat like Burgundy in TNO, i.e. a fiefdom given to a radical group of the Cogno after a nearly successful coup attempt; in Layman's terms, "I'm gonna give you the CSA to fuck off"):
Equation Group (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equation_Group): An advanced persistent threat actor (basically the feared "hackers on steroids" that the media said 4chan was) suspected to be the offensive operations wing of the NSA that fucked over China in '22 and made a bunch of viruses that tore up Iran's nuclear program, here deciding to attempt a coup if CIA influence goes above 75% (NOTE 2: add new decisions marked in green that greatly boost [faction]'s influence so that the player didn't have to grind a thrembillon years to get enough of it), holding hostage the entirety of the fed database before Cogno snaps and gives them territory for letting go of the database safely. Then, having acquired the territory, they decide to turn it into a big datacenter through 6G towers and using the unused 90% of the human brain for calculation and creation of a SAGI (Sentient Artificial General Intelligence) to create new viruses and annihilate the enemy's part of the internet. (NOTE 3: NG++ content starts here, the glowies are supposed to be Cogno NG+ content) They also pull shit from the deep levels of the internet (see: iceberg charts of the internet, 8 layers of the internet, Silent House in netstalking, etc.) to throw at nations to make all of their electric appliances do the funny pager thing (don't question it, we're going in Hollywood hacking/creepypastas about the dark web territory). Eventually they manage to get a grip on the baker's dozen of various things that lie at the bottom of/control the/connect reality, dreams and the internet, tardwrangle them into a towering abomination of divine machinery/proto-Mechanicus-style servers, altars, eldritch texts and reality-bending code and hook up the SAGI to it to act as a mouthpiece/focus lens, which is essentially their own Project Babel which makes holes in reality into the dream/spirit realm and the dark web, out of which abominations crawl out; think a psyker ripping open a portal into the Warp in Warhammer 40k.
1/3 (yes I'm doing it like a xitter chainpost, I need to space out the content and give myself a break without worrying that my text gets wiped outta nowhere, shut up.)

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JSOC(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Army_Combat_Capabilities_Development_Command#):
US Army's "most elite and secretive", takes over if DARPA influence gets to 75% by managing to put their guys into all high command of both the Army and PMCs, set up a successor system in case of assassination attempts and threaten to stage a military coup if their demands to send even more budget to the military aren't met (NOTE 4: I forgot the demands for Equation Group and mine ain't that great either, make a proper list that sounds in line with their character), after which the Cogno, bewildered, goes "we were going to give you that anyway, but if you insist…" and gives them the territory. Once they finish consolidating their gains by training the entire populace into army men, women, and children, they begin a tug-of-war between themselves and Cogno for control over the Army and PMCs; the more they drag over, the more foci they can unlock. PMCs get nationalized and integrated, Air Force can restart Project Blue Book, reverse-engineer UFO tech and improve on it, Space Force can build the Orion Battleship, Rods from God, the sun gun and some of the crazier ideas in the Star Wars program, R&D…
Thanks, past me, for writing down all your ideas in notes so that you didn't have to dig in the 4chan archives to find them:
>I think it's more Magnitogorsk/Zone 0 type shit.
>Think horrors beyond human comprehension.
>Think weaponized ego death, LSD mixed with DMT in the battlefield air, taborite.
>Think Davy Crockett, ultra-heavy artillery, neutron bombs in danger close mode.
>Think thermonuclear bombs built like shaped charges, Orion Drives and Battleships, the Sundial Project.
>Think Venom from DC, think berserkers, think tanks ripped apart with bare hands.
>Stuff like that.
>Well, I was thinking about making Project Sundial work like a shaped charge (see Casaba-Howitzer).
>Also, focusing lasers on deuterium-tritium pellets to create small fusion detonations (see Project Daedalus) as gunpowder for super-heavy artillery.
>Also, weaponized low power nuclear salt water rockets as radioactive flamethrowers.
>Also, white phosphorus cluster bombs.
>Also, dum-dum bullets.
>Also, VX, Sarin, N-Stoff, Sufentanil, and everything else from the PaxBrit list of terror weapons(can someone post it here with descriptions?).
>Think active uranium rounds, used by penal battalions, that detonate like a small nuclear bomb.
Alright, now that past me put in his five cents about R&D, I'm gonna follow up:
Navy gets to build massive supercruisers and subs that can work as underwater DUMBs, culminating in memoryholing the Mariana Trench just so they could build a massive underwater base there, Training puts in ultra-spartan levels of it into the average soldier so that he could become the average FPS protag and clear out hordes of enemies with nothing but his hands and whatever he can loot while turning him into a zealous killing machine that knows and loves nothing but war and commits warcrimes on pure muscle memory, and Army gives him the plasma guns, nanotech, mechs and roids to further augment the army of one-men armies into war manifest. Once they pull the entire Army over, including the nukes, they first send their troops across the world alongside Cogno's to get a piece of the pie and carve out their own puppet states, then take over the world with their unbearbly broken buffs that are only put on equal level by the rest of the Cogno-led world uniting against it, which leads to the Babel of this path: They channel their entire military's ardent devotion to nothing but war, military, and the USA into a new religion which could be described as "Cult of Khorne but Manifest Destiny Pax Americana", which is a surprising success due to the citizens seeing it working first-hand as Cogno gets folded like a lawnchair with the rest of the world following, with the epilogue being them conquering the moon, hollowing it out and turning it into a military base.
2/3 (this one is kinda mid I think? Previous one was much better IMHO, this one is just nonstop glaze trying to be edgy and gritty. Give feedback when you come back.)

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>>65042
Wrong link, here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joint_Special_Operations_Command
Boggles the mind, how the fuck did I let that slip?

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I honestly don't know what to get for the Capital path, but it's supposed to be based on various theories about how neoliberalism is a cult of capital. Just shove the links below into ChatGPT and tell it to build a path based on the writing of the posts above:
>https://www.currentaffairs.org/news/2020/03/the-cults-of-capital
>https://www.reddit.com/r/CrueltySquad/comments/zzl5tz/the_cruelty_behind_the_squad_a_semicoherent/
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitalism_as_Religion
>https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/sep/24/yanis-varoufakis-technofeudalism-capitalism-ukraine-interview
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invisible_hand
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Enlightenment
>https://thebaffler.com/outbursts/the-world-is-a-business-mccarraher
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosperity_theology
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Land
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cybernetic_Culture_Research_Unit
>https://philosophyball.miraheze.org/wiki/Cybernetic_Culture_Research_Unit
(NOTE 5: the idea was to create a nRX dollar cultist faction with Cruelty Squad references that treats everything in economic terms, scams the populace out of everything they have, including organs and bodies, kneecaps rival economies to steal their cash, and finally for the Babel equivalent manages to ride the bull of the God that is Avarice and manipulate reality by selling and buying precise stocks at precise times; think of it as putting in the cheat code on the concept of Capital and getting so much money that it becomes next to worthless.)
3/3 (ts is ass, mostly due to me not being able to find a good, mostly unknown and thematically fitting group to represent the path and use it as an anchor point to build the lore off of. No, the Bohemian Grove won't count, most people that play HOI4 mods already know about it.)

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>>65042
infusing napalm with DMT is aryan

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>>65128
The former will burn away the latter dumbass. Infusing napalm with white phosphorus, however, is a good combo.



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