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The story of the fire rises is kinda intresting but im tired of waiting 5 years just to get assraped by russia
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How is the mod doing?

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>>64764
Since im on vacation and i only have my phono i couldnt do anything but ill be rihht back to it once im home. The state as i left it in rn is a soy themed warlord with essentially skeleton content like any other unplayable warlord in the civil war.

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>>64769
Alright, gotcha. See you when you're back.

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>>64672
colucci only eats his goyslop straight from the colucci cooler inside the nsmobile albeit

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>>64897
He lost his cooler a long time ago, in fact I'm pretty sure it's his entire motivation to join the civil war.

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>>64769
Do write here when you're back doe, also a potential leader for the CnstPrgs (OYYYY DOGTOES IT'S LITERALLY 'P) would be Ally Herrera Sturm (Real name: Jeremy Hunter Herrera Sturm), the recently 'oxed leader of a pro-MAP organization called Beyond the Plus. Since the secondary theme of TFR is radicalization (change being the primary one) you could have xer drop all pretense and go full Anti-Conservative Action, torture all conservatives (everyone that doesn't follow xer EXTREMELY flimsy definition of consent that is) to death, with us or against us radical. See KF thread for more details:
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-pediverse-radqueers-paraphila-movement.194261/page-29

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>>65012
Also spag (first post in attached thread, can't miss him) could be a radical path for the cnstprgs like the Kekoas are a radical path for the Boogaloo Boys (see their teaser: https://static.wikitide.net/thefireriseswikiwiki/0/00/Boog_teaser.png) but I have zero idea on who would be the Revolutionary Brigade in this case. And no, cubii would be more of an interim leader for the KF countercoup path, as much as a literal fucking child can be a leader that is. You cannot hate trannies enough.

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>>65016
Potential content for the cordtroons?
Post in thread 'Genderqueer Romeo & Juliet Premiering Off-Broadway' https://kiwifarms.st/threads/genderqueer-romeo-juliet-premiering-off-broadway.46872/post-3685929
>You know, if you gave this exact premise to a decent writer, they could make something really interesting out of it. Sort of like some kind of "Children of Men" story, but humans are directly responsible for the mass sterility of their own species, and now the last generation is left to deal with the world that their parents condemned to death while struggling to form identities in a post-gender pseudo-theocracy ruled by increasingly elderly tyrants.

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Potential glownigger paths (NOTE: all of these paths are supposed to function somewhat like Burgundy in TNO, i.e. a fiefdom given to a radical group of the Cogno after a nearly successful coup attempt; in Layman's terms, "I'm gonna give you the CSA to fuck off"):
Equation Group (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equation_Group): An advanced persistent threat actor (basically the feared "hackers on steroids" that the media said 4chan was) suspected to be the offensive operations wing of the NSA that fucked over China in '22 and made a bunch of viruses that tore up Iran's nuclear program, here deciding to attempt a coup if CIA influence goes above 75% (NOTE 2: add new decisions marked in green that greatly boost [faction]'s influence so that the player didn't have to grind a thrembillon years to get enough of it), holding hostage the entirety of the fed database before Cogno snaps and gives them territory for letting go of the database safely. Then, having acquired the territory, they decide to turn it into a big datacenter through 6G towers and using the unused 90% of the human brain for calculation and creation of a SAGI (Sentient Artificial General Intelligence) to create new viruses and annihilate the enemy's part of the internet. (NOTE 3: NG++ content starts here, the glowies are supposed to be Cogno NG+ content) They also pull shit from the deep levels of the internet (see: iceberg charts of the internet, 8 layers of the internet, Silent House in netstalking, etc.) to throw at nations to make all of their electric appliances do the funny pager thing (don't question it, we're going in Hollywood hacking/creepypastas about the dark web territory). Eventually they manage to get a grip on the baker's dozen of various things that lie at the bottom of/control the/connect reality, dreams and the internet, tardwrangle them into a towering abomination of divine machinery/proto-Mechanicus-style servers, altars, eldritch texts and reality-bending code and hook up the SAGI to it to act as a mouthpiece/focus lens, which is essentially their own Project Babel which makes holes in reality into the dream/spirit realm and the dark web, out of which abominations crawl out; think a psyker ripping open a portal into the Warp in Warhammer 40k.
1/3 (yes I'm doing it like a xitter chainpost, I need to space out the content and give myself a break without worrying that my text gets wiped outta nowhere, shut up.)

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JSOC(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Army_Combat_Capabilities_Development_Command#):
US Army's "most elite and secretive", takes over if DARPA influence gets to 75% by managing to put their guys into all high command of both the Army and PMCs, set up a successor system in case of assassination attempts and threaten to stage a military coup if their demands to send even more budget to the military aren't met (NOTE 4: I forgot the demands for Equation Group and mine ain't that great either, make a proper list that sounds in line with their character), after which the Cogno, bewildered, goes "we were going to give you that anyway, but if you insist…" and gives them the territory. Once they finish consolidating their gains by training the entire populace into army men, women, and children, they begin a tug-of-war between themselves and Cogno for control over the Army and PMCs; the more they drag over, the more foci they can unlock. PMCs get nationalized and integrated, Air Force can restart Project Blue Book, reverse-engineer UFO tech and improve on it, Space Force can build the Orion Battleship, Rods from God, the sun gun and some of the crazier ideas in the Star Wars program, R&D…
Thanks, past me, for writing down all your ideas in notes so that you didn't have to dig in the 4chan archives to find them:
>I think it's more Magnitogorsk/Zone 0 type shit.
>Think horrors beyond human comprehension.
>Think weaponized ego death, LSD mixed with DMT in the battlefield air, taborite.
>Think Davy Crockett, ultra-heavy artillery, neutron bombs in danger close mode.
>Think thermonuclear bombs built like shaped charges, Orion Drives and Battleships, the Sundial Project.
>Think Venom from DC, think berserkers, think tanks ripped apart with bare hands.
>Stuff like that.
>Well, I was thinking about making Project Sundial work like a shaped charge (see Casaba-Howitzer).
>Also, focusing lasers on deuterium-tritium pellets to create small fusion detonations (see Project Daedalus) as gunpowder for super-heavy artillery.
>Also, weaponized low power nuclear salt water rockets as radioactive flamethrowers.
>Also, white phosphorus cluster bombs.
>Also, dum-dum bullets.
>Also, VX, Sarin, N-Stoff, Sufentanil, and everything else from the PaxBrit list of terror weapons(can someone post it here with descriptions?).
>Think active uranium rounds, used by penal battalions, that detonate like a small nuclear bomb.
Alright, now that past me put in his five cents about R&D, I'm gonna follow up:
Navy gets to build massive supercruisers and subs that can work as underwater DUMBs, culminating in memoryholing the Mariana Trench just so they could build a massive underwater base there, Training puts in ultra-spartan levels of it into the average soldier so that he could become the average FPS protag and clear out hordes of enemies with nothing but his hands and whatever he can loot while turning him into a zealous killing machine that knows and loves nothing but war and commits warcrimes on pure muscle memory, and Army gives him the plasma guns, nanotech, mechs and roids to further augment the army of one-men armies into war manifest. Once they pull the entire Army over, including the nukes, they first send their troops across the world alongside Cogno's to get a piece of the pie and carve out their own puppet states, then take over the world with their unbearbly broken buffs that are only put on equal level by the rest of the Cogno-led world uniting against it, which leads to the Babel of this path: They channel their entire military's ardent devotion to nothing but war, military, and the USA into a new religion which could be described as "Cult of Khorne but Manifest Destiny Pax Americana", which is a surprising success due to the citizens seeing it working first-hand as Cogno gets folded like a lawnchair with the rest of the world following, with the epilogue being them conquering the moon, hollowing it out and turning it into a military base.
2/3 (this one is kinda mid I think? Previous one was much better IMHO, this one is just nonstop glaze trying to be edgy and gritty. Give feedback when you come back.)

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>>65042
Wrong link, here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joint_Special_Operations_Command
Boggles the mind, how the fuck did I let that slip?

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I honestly don't know what to get for the Capital path, but it's supposed to be based on various theories about how neoliberalism is a cult of capital. Just shove the links below into ChatGPT and tell it to build a path based on the writing of the posts above:
>https://www.currentaffairs.org/news/2020/03/the-cults-of-capital
>https://www.reddit.com/r/CrueltySquad/comments/zzl5tz/the_cruelty_behind_the_squad_a_semicoherent/
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitalism_as_Religion
>https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/sep/24/yanis-varoufakis-technofeudalism-capitalism-ukraine-interview
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invisible_hand
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Enlightenment
>https://thebaffler.com/outbursts/the-world-is-a-business-mccarraher
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosperity_theology
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Land
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cybernetic_Culture_Research_Unit
>https://philosophyball.miraheze.org/wiki/Cybernetic_Culture_Research_Unit
(NOTE 5: the idea was to create a nRX dollar cultist faction with Cruelty Squad references that treats everything in economic terms, scams the populace out of everything they have, including organs and bodies, kneecaps rival economies to steal their cash, and finally for the Babel equivalent manages to ride the bull of the God that is Avarice and manipulate reality by selling and buying precise stocks at precise times; think of it as putting in the cheat code on the concept of Capital and getting so much money that it becomes next to worthless.)
3/3 (ts is ass, mostly due to me not being able to find a good, mostly unknown and thematically fitting group to represent the path and use it as an anchor point to build the lore off of. No, the Bohemian Grove won't count, most people that play HOI4 mods already know about it.)

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>>65042
infusing napalm with DMT is aryan

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>>65128
The former will burn away the latter dumbass. Infusing napalm with white phosphorus, however, is a good combo.

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>>65012
so i'm finally back and resuming development

literally who is cnstprgs doe? constitutional progressives? uoa? north carolina feds? the'arty's own leftoid coup path?
>>65032
a glowie coup is a great idea i should probably change the authdem party from namefags to glowies
>>65042
i'd make the glowies take on 'jakking kulchur even after they coup the nation since its a soyjak mod after all
>>65081
marge? what capital path

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This is a bit frustrating but will say kudos to you for working on your idea. I saw this thread a while back and have decided it's time to dump my piece.
Back in 2024, I came up with a concept for exactly what you're making, a Sharty-themed TFR submod. I had major story beats planned out, four main leader paths with several ideological variants, with plans for WW3, planned with a focus on keeping things somewhat believable and immersive. I wanted to make this out of my love for the soysphere and my desire to create a great project for soyteens to enjoy. The TFR devs and discord hate soyjaks, so it would have been an even better project to troll them for their soyphobia. I wanted to advertise and brand the mod as "Le epic unserious 4chan mod!" with a fakeout story about 4chan users setting up their own mafia state in the Cascade region.
The story would have roughly gone as such:
- Covid-19 would cause riots and economic upheaval in America, leading more people to use 4chan and other altchans.
- The jannies get concerned with local upheaval, as more political violence comes from the site (the sharty forming is subtly mentioned here)
- 4chan users from /k/ and /pol/ sign up to become mercenaries in the Saudi Civil War, having a fun time and encouraging others to escape while they can. They eventually get cracked down on, but it's too late. Soyteens and Atomwaffen join these groups.
- Civil war starts, various 4cuckers travel to escape the collapse or find somewhere safer. They eventually settle in the New Aryan Nations (whose tag is BBC kek) after they decided to hire mercenaries to stabilize their uprising.
- The 4cuckers coup the Aryan Nations, create a mercenary-state under the dejure control of 4chan's jannies (RapeApe himself even, or Jay Louis Irwin of /pol/ fame, no Hiro)
- Clean Stable happens, /qa/ is purged, soyteens launch coup, effectively decapitating 4chan's leadership and influence online
- Soot sets up emergency administration with major Kolyma and FDL factions, all temporarily put differences aside to unite Cascadia
- First Soyvil Conflict (referencing Swede v Norwegian conflict + battle of the ridge) as control is established
-War against the APLA
- Second Soyvil Conflict, either Soot is killed on Kuz's orders, Froot avenges Soot and takes control, or Soot survives, path chosen here
- Soot: Authdem-Despotic coalition, can engage in either soyifying American identity or total cultural revolution to soyify all of its culture
- Kuz: Leftism-Natsoc dictatorship, either he embraces a freer semi-socialized chudded dictatorship, or embraces his role of a Khan to become militaristic and totalitarian
- Froot: Marlib-Fascist coalition, either rules alongside Root to establish a minarchist society, or with Mustard (Quote dies) to crown himself an Emperor and establish global domination
- Secret Fourth Path: everyone dies and sole field marshal Doll establishes a militaristic dictatorship, eventually evolves into a two-class mind merging project that either folds everyone into Little Buddy or Big Buddy, a hierarchical masculinized version of Nammu from Twilight of the Anthropocene
- Most if not all the paths should be able to join the National Front, plotting to attack Trump (I had the idea of assassinating Libertarians in the ACG to prompt Trump to establish martial law but scrapped it)
- Throughout all this, Atomwaffen and pedo groups would be infiltrating soyteen society just as failtrolls have done over the years, soyteen focuses would give them buffs, "Pollyanna Plot" to symbolize their entrenchment in high command (would filter out outsiders who wouldn't know Red was Pollyanna)
- National Conference occurs, soyteens get Atomwaffen kicked out by exposing their crimes, Atomwaffen nukes the other front members and unleashes terror attacks across soyteen territory, you're forced to stop them
- You rebuild America, conquer your neighbors, root out left and right wing rebels, seize lands in the Pacific and Atlantic
- You start WW3 to conquer Europe and most likely China, if you lose major foothold lands in one side you lose the whole war and collapse, you commit a trillion atrocities
- Once WW3 ends you destroy their hinterlands with nuclear weapons, use them to threaten the rest of the world into submission/nuke them for certain paths
- Victory!
Ultimately however, it was not to be. I was very lazy regarding personal projects and continue to be. I learned basic hoi4 modding but didn't get far with coding, nor did I develop any gfx skills. I got busy with real life for long stretches of time and got distracted playing more hoi4 and doing other things. I have tried to muster more work before, but ultimately I couldn't get much out. Seeing more people suggest this idea, and you working on it, has finally brought me to capitulate and dump my files in hopes that someone else can use them to go farther with their project.
https://mega.nz/folder/U18gkKhT#ZbFg9d7AlZsKQQHc8vU-4A

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>>65332
i'm planning for it to be a little realistic too, like you still have to fix america and not only do sharty related matters, i decided for hte governance to be something like a 2 tier system where soyteens have our restricted site and govern the nation while the normgroids are kind of "enslaved" and their own caste not let onto the site or something but i could add a path where we enlighten normgroids about the art of 'jakking too.
anyways thank you so much for the files, or however the zip bomb is detonated. i'll definitely be using the gfx since i've been using ai so far to apply the vhs effects, sounds horrible and low effort but it turned out almost indistinguishable though ai did mess up soots proportions slightly. in game you can't tell anyways since the photo is so tiny. i'm also kinda lazy with projects like this but i've already made some country mods just like this for eu4 though that requires much less effort so i have hope for finishing this

also geg i named my starting focus literally the same thing (get this party started)

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>>65332
the thing with saudi is such a great idea that i'm coding it in rn as we speak
internet war tourist groups who just go into saudi for fun and you as the us can choose to stop them or let them move in which gives the sharty a good national spirit once the civil war starts, something like "Saudi Combat Experience" which gives org and spawns an additional division of saudi vets

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also for the end game i'm thinking of making a soyical fiefdom mechanic where /soy/teens organize in threads to invade dysfunctional countries like haiti (lord miles moment) and create neocolonial puppet governments with your support

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>gigachad republic
>location: chad
>origin: created by militant giggers who wanted their own coutnry

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>malian republic of the dnb swastika

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You can also change the dancing anime gif inside the special army doctrine to this.

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100 reppies award

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>>65350
Erm… that dancing anime girl has a name chud

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>>65350
mpa but i could change it to dancing troonsune as a reference to the cuckset

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dis

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nevermind tfr added special forces

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made this, will fire 10 days after saudi explodes. this will give the sharty +1 saudi vets division and a national spirit called "Lessons From Arabia" which gives some buffs

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>>65297
Consistent progressives aka "this shit wasn't even in the Epstein Files", the Leftoid coup path, I shortened it for brevity. There should be a KF thread on the matter.
>glowies
Make them despotist instead, that's what they are in the original mod:
https://thefireriseswiki.miraheze.org/wiki/Union_of_America/Cognoscenti
>capital
blud don't know about the deep lore πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
Being serious, there are three main forces connecting the plot called the Three Pillars of Purity (Schwab's World Government), Order (Cognoscenti's America) and Capital (unknown, all signs point to Japan)

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>>65363
soot is already despotic and i don't feel like hes really authdem but yeah the glowies definitely aren't authdem

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i also intend on the sharty not being able to join up with PF and the NS because i don't find them cooperating with the sharty possible at all and it'd also take long to code in. i find rolling over america alone despite all the odds just better sounding. the fardee starts in a faction called the soysphere already too

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>>65361
i put in this at least
only visible in debug doe

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>>65337
>>65338
I'm glad to hear you enjoy what I had! Hopefully you can make something of the stuff and produce a fun mod. The files contain some guides for gfx and stuff like portraits and advisors are easy enough (aldoe TFR portrait coloring has grown darker and more shaded, look at the ACG general portraits for example)
>>65350
Tomoko and TFR-Chan are both coal, so while I was developing I was planning to get a gfx guy to make ACKed versions of both (error version hung, console version with her head blown off) but sadly it never materialized because I was never satisfied with code progress
>>65372
Well you have three countries worth of code to copy from, you could probably figure out how to get the NF mechanic to work, aldoe hopefully your idea is fun as well. No Atomwaffen infiltration either I imagine since they'll likely be conquered early.

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>>65332
>The TFR devs and discord hate soyjaks, so it would have been an even better project to troll them for their soyphobia.
Or we could walk in the 'cord, drop the mod and say:
>"See? We ain't as bad as you thought, and we can make good content! Please unban the 'jaks (or at least make a separate channel that allows them) and we'll gladly work for you!"
And if they say no, we try to negotiate, and only when they tell us to shove our heads up our ass and kick us out with a permaban, then and only then we call /raid/.

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>>65376
yeah the national front is doable but i don't see a point in adding that besides making it easier for the player win the civil war. while there's a slight ideological overlap between the national front and the sharty the end vision for america is radically different simply because the 'arty is a meme path kinda and i don't like to mix those with serious groups

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am i aryan for putting this in the startup screen or is this too autistic

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>>65376
also i forgot about the console nigga, i'll replace that with a gif of a hanging tranny and change the text to
>cheating is for invivaldi traiso wompas

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this is how the political panel looks like
i plan on changing it a lot still doe, swapping out the ideologies of soot and glowies, adding reppey economy which you only get later doe and obviously more gfx but the panel is nearly done gameplay wise for what you should see at civil war start

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>>65384
Have the faction be random every time the disclaimer pops up, including all upcoming and current libertarian paths, DVRK MVGV Trvmp, Cognoscenti (in glowing text), Mike Ma and Nazarro in Cascadia, some commie, tranny, and failtroll factions followed by a USER WAS PERMABANNED FOR THIS POST, REASON: YWNBAW and a hanging tranny, and chud factions like Lafayette and Radelsfuhrer having a glowing spinning while sonnerad behind them, followed with a USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST FOR 30 DAYS, REASON: GO TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHUD LARPER ASS and a chud showering.

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>>65387
Good shit, the namefags should replace the glowies once they are purged.
Go show it in the KF thread, they'll like it:
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/r-tnomod-and-the-reddit-hoi4-modding-community.80516/page-937

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>>65389
didn't know they had a thread on hoi4 on the farms
i've only ever lurked there doe so i'll go create an account
also i'll make a nu thread here on /v/ specifically for this mod sqqn

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sudo apt opsec

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nuthread specifically for my submod here
>>65397 (OP)

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ohnononono i think i just came up with the worst shit ever

embedded 'p

but in a hoi4 mod

DOCTOOOOOOOS

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>>65398
Noooooooooooo my thread wont recieve more reppies now nooooooooo

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>>65362
doctooooooooos you made a typo on international

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>>65389
who will the sharty generals be? random nametroons?

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what the fuck is this retarded bullshit nigga why wont this BULLSHIT let me attack these niggers they are holding up the 1ew

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>>65639
this is tht one retarded exclave azerbaijan owns



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