Chud 10/24/25 (Fri) 21:13:39 № 41508 [Quote]
UE5 slop
Chud 10/24/25 (Fri) 22:04:58 № 41515 [Quote]
>sprint >but you can disable it!!
Chud 10/24/25 (Fri) 22:27:07 № 41533 [Quote]
>>41515 only reason why cucks hate sprint in halo is because their fat asses can't speed walk at a brisk pace for more than 15 seconds without getting winded
Chud 10/24/25 (Fri) 22:39:09 № 41536 [Quote]
>>41533 Sprint is only 9% faster in Infinite and you can disable it in this remake. On the surface I have lost. But when you take a closer look, by battle has been spiritually won. It's added for spastic kids that want to press more buttons for no reason and see flailing arms on their screen. It still ruins gameplay, but in a way I have already won.
Throw Microsoft into a lake of lava, btw. We can probably agree on that much.
Chud 10/25/25 (Sat) 17:42:46 № 41674 [Quote]
>We are so ACK
Chud 10/26/25 (Sun) 11:20:24 № 41805 [Quote]
its bait…
Chud 10/27/25 (Mon) 17:49:25 № 41997 [Quote]
>>41508 But Nvidia said it's good!(for their sales)
Chud 10/28/25 (Tue) 19:27:57 № 42128 [Quote]
HALO is troonslop
Chud 10/28/25 (Tue) 20:42:18 № 42133 [Quote]
Halo Studios is 343 until they have proven otherwise. They're already not doing a very good job.
Wizard 10/29/25 (Wed) 19:16:10 № 42254 [Quote]
Halo is rasin
Chocolate 10/29/25 (Wed) 20:44:54 № 42260 [Quote]
>>42256 Halo can be on PlayStation. I just don't want it to be crap. This feels like AI's best guess of what Halo is like if you fed it literally every single game and put +15% weighting on the Bungie games over the 343 trash.
Lollipop 10/29/25 (Wed) 21:34:17 № 42264 [Quote]
In the official trailer you can see stuttering, it's so fucking over for this game lmao
Starburst 10/29/25 (Wed) 21:55:37 № 42266 [Quote]
>>42264 >work in progress doomers can't read
Rich Person 10/29/25 (Wed) 22:03:55 № 42267 [Quote]
Back.. into irrelevance
Jaffa 10/29/25 (Wed) 22:08:22 № 42270 [Quote]
>>42260 Gaylo was never good
Jawbreakers 10/29/25 (Wed) 23:13:34 № 42285 [Quote]
>>42270 Mommy bought you an Xbox in 2002, but you got a PS3 in 2009 and a PS4 in 2015. I understand your pain, but you have a PC that can play MCC now. It's time to move on.
Oreos 10/30/25 (Thu) 00:54:47 № 42293 [Quote]
>>42292 still waiting on halo for that ps triple
Wisp 10/30/25 (Thu) 20:04:49 № 42367 [Quote]
I'm starting to get the feeling that we're going to have to wait 5+ years for modders to actually fix the game. At least a lot of CE assets already exist for UE4/5 because of fan films and can be ported in pretty easily.
Frankenstein's Monster 10/30/25 (Thu) 20:48:42 № 42370 [Quote]
>>41505 (OP) FAILo GAYlo CHUDlo is chudslop garbage for blumpfling supporters
Jolly Rancher 11/01/25 (Sat) 02:10:03 № 42559 [Quote]
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HATE SPRINT!!! >you have to like it because… because I just said so, okay? >no, I won't play the game more than once every 5 years. and game completion achievement statistics indicate I probably won't even beat it one time >but it NEEDS sprint because that's LE NORMAL and EXPECTED, so you WILL maintain the status quo by including it or I will cry on reddit! you MUST pander to me!
Chud 11/01/25 (Sat) 15:43:56 № 42590 [Quote]
Call of Duty should remove sprint. I might play it if they do that. MAYBE. I should make a 12 paragraph post about how I'm right on reddit. because more words mean I'm more smarter.
Chud 11/02/25 (Sun) 00:27:06 № 42620 [Quote]
>>42613 Don't have faith. All of the big community heads and all of the most mentally sound fans aren't putting up with neo343's attempt to force their garbage this time. They were given 3 chances and they screwed up each and every time. They straight up mock the fans of CE by sarcastically saying "that box can't be moved, because it's sacred." in their stupid little bait and switch vidoc. Hold them accountable. Infinite asset reuse is stupid. Sprint is in fact stupid in Halo and makes it feel more like every other game when you play it. The Forerunner architecture is Halo 4 generic sci-fi by committee design. Half of the sound effects suck. The new voicework has bad directing. The game visually looks like mush and has very bad performance. The "artstyle" is stock UE5 realism. The AI is still underwhelming. The weapon balancing is largely not good.
The one solid thing they have gotten right is abandoning open world design, but we all know they only dropped that because open world is out of style and remakes are the game industry's current fad.
Chud 11/02/25 (Sun) 00:32:17 № 42622 [Quote]
>>42620 xhey were given 15 years to make something good.
bungie only worked on halo for like 9-10 years and they delivered much better shit with less employees,shitty 2000's tech and hellish dev cycles
Chud 11/02/25 (Sun) 00:38:23 № 42623 [Quote]
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>>42622 +bungie publishing nuhalos every 3 years unlike kikeass 343 who made it 5 years with infinite AND the remake because they is lazy ass niggas
Chud 11/02/25 (Sun) 04:10:12 № 42644 [Quote]
>>42642 Is this the halo show?
Chud 11/02/25 (Sun) 04:19:27 № 42648 [Quote]
its just Unreal slop with sprint
Chud 11/02/25 (Sun) 17:30:34 № 42672 [Quote]
>ugh! Just… UGH!!! >I can't believe you want halo to feel like halo! >we need modern features because I'll feel insecure if we don't >asset swapping and default UE5 settings are MODERN! get it through your head! >having a unique feeling to your gameplay is not allowed! >No, I won't play through the game and will instead have it on for a few hours as a background stream, how could you tell?
Chud 11/02/25 (Sun) 21:59:08 № 42697 [Quote]
the remake looks genuinely good and i have no idea what the fuck is everyone's issue with it geg>BUT MUH SPRINT
Chud 11/02/25 (Sun) 22:03:13 № 42699 [Quote]
Sony always wins
Chud 11/02/25 (Sun) 23:10:09 № 42720 [Quote]
>you should be able to jump 4x higher in Battlefield. I don't get why people are upset with my opinion >STOP CARING AND JUST LET PEOPLE HAVE FUN!
Chud 11/02/25 (Sun) 23:13:24 № 42722 [Quote]
>>42720 Unironically would make it more kino
Chud 11/02/25 (Sun) 23:30:02 № 42723 [Quote]
>>42722 I know, right? Then we could make it so you're always going sprinting speed so you don't have to press a button to go faster or put your gun down! After that, we can make the guns way more accurate so you don't miss and waste ammo all the time! And finally we can make your health fully recharge after 7 seconds! Battlefield needs to modernize and this is the only way CoD too!
Chud 11/02/25 (Sun) 23:36:20 № 42724 [Quote]
>>42723 This so much this!
Chud 11/02/25 (Sun) 23:41:54 № 42726 [Quote]
>>42723 master chief is always going sprinting speed in the older games because we can see that the walking animation is him running(the weird soldier kind of run because niggas are holding heavy ass guns,but its still running!!!(
ALSO YOU VILL NOT MENTION THE FACT THAT HE CAN FLIP AN ENTIRE TANK ))!!!
Chud 11/03/25 (Mon) 00:04:22 № 42729 [Quote]
>>42642 Saar….I feel old now saar….
Chud 11/03/25 (Mon) 00:32:11 № 42731 [Quote]
>>42724 Right? Finally, a game for people that can handle advanced mechanics. BF fanboys are just mad because they can't relate!
Chud 11/03/25 (Mon) 01:44:56 № 42738 [Quote]
>>42726 What do you mean Halo has an ancient space magic race that made the flood and literally can't die unless all of existence itself comes to an end? That's not realistic!! AAAAHHHHHHHH 343 save me I'm losing my mind!!! What do you mean 343 made that up?!?!?! AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Chud 11/03/25 (Mon) 11:00:30 № 42761 [Quote]
>>42753 high effort bait coal
Chud 11/03/25 (Mon) 17:11:13 № 42788 [Quote]
This thread is pretty slow. Come on, let's speed things up a little.
Chud 11/04/25 (Tue) 01:12:20 № 42817 [Quote]
>>42810 That's almost as incomprehensible as 343 over the last 15 years.
Chud 11/05/25 (Wed) 06:51:35 № 42885 [Quote]
>yes, I would like to take just as long to go to that cover over there, but without the ability to aim, shoot, throw grenades, or melee while moving because I want to see my arms flail uselessly while I move in a straight line. how could you tell?
Chud 11/06/25 (Thu) 10:36:27 № 42950 [Quote]
>>41505 (OP) it looks erm not great. not as bad as i was expecting, but still bad. not bad enough that they don't have time to fix it. by 2026 i'm sure they could fix everything, make the forerunner stuff less shiny, make the levels bigger (because they shrunk everything), and whatever else - but i don't think they will. instead, they will see all the criticism and have a temper tantrum, and make it worse out of spite.
Chud 11/06/25 (Thu) 10:53:56 № 42951 [Quote]
>>42726 >>42723 if 343groids wanted players to traverse the levels faster if they lose a warthog, they could just put the movement speed on a curve that increases over time. you'd build up max speed over the span of idk 3 seconds moving in the same direction, and lose it if you stop or change direction too quickly. there, no more need for sprint
Chud 11/06/25 (Thu) 15:55:14 № 42960 [Quote]
>>42950 >>42951 This game is the make or break moment for Halo. Including Sprint and Halo 4 Forerunner designs is showing everyone that Halo Studios is 343. The same spiteful, clueless, and insufferable devs that will not accept they did not make this franchise.
Armed with this knowledge, and because I've already long since accepted the spiritual death of the franchise 10 year sago, I'm ready for the physical death of Halo a month or two after this game releases.
343/HS is the tranny of video game developers.
Chud 11/07/25 (Fri) 06:44:08 № 43011 [Quote]
>>42960 it's not a make or break moment, they already failed. remember, this franchise has been dead since 2012. why are we still talking about it 13 years after the fact, and why are they still releasing games in this franchise? because microsoft is a government funded design bureau - not a private company. releasing more halo is about keeping up appearances. they probably spend as much on online shilling as they do on the game. putting advertisements and a keylogger in windows 10 should've been a make or break moment for MS - but it wasn't. the 2013 xbox one reveal should've been a make or break moment - yet it also was not. it doesn't matter how many times they shoot themselves in the foot. our tax money will bail them out no matter what
Chud 11/07/25 (Fri) 06:59:03 № 43012 [Quote]
>>43011 it's best if you look at it like a USAID scam. 343 is a jobs program. it's a tax payer funded jobs program for fiverr.com freelancers in bangladesh. it's a job program for trannies, for people with nose rings, for people with green hair, for numales. that's what it is
Chud 11/07/25 (Fri) 07:52:44 № 43014 [Quote]
>>43012 but it's mostly the bangladeshies, russians, and china men who MAKE the game, and who DO the work. the adult children in redmond who play foosball at work, and sit on beanie bags, are just there to take their credit. they are giving money to foreigners, so that trannies can take credit and put it on a CV, to make a game that will not pay for itself, so that 343 can pretend to be a legitimate studio, so that microsoft can pretend they have a game IP that matters. that's the final calculation of it. it's EMBEZZLEMENT on a MASSIVE SCALE. as a matter of fact, most things that happen nowadays are embezzlement.
Chud 11/07/25 (Fri) 16:30:10 № 43055 [Quote]
>>43014 Oh I already know that. 343 is a lazy Seattle area tech company, it would be against the culture of the region to actually put real effort into the game. I would know. I'd be wanting to make video calls almost all day every day to make sure the people doing the actual work at the subcontracted companies are doing it properly, but we know they aren't doing this because the universally hated Halo 4 and 5 Forerunner look is somehow coming back. Most video game developers these days cry about "crunch" because they don't do any work until the last 6 months of development come up.
Chud 11/08/25 (Sat) 09:54:18 № 43131 [Quote]
>>43055 half a billion dollars… half a BILLION DOLLARS. $500,000,000. that's how much infinite cost. it's embezzlement. it's a SCAM. could be drug money laundering for all we know
Chud 11/08/25 (Sat) 16:43:09 № 43142 [Quote]
>>43131 Yeah, there's no way Infinite of all the games cost that much to make. But that reminds me…. It will be funny when we eventually hear about how expensive GTA6 is. It's already funny how the game has been delayed so many times because the political winds are changing fast. They're going to end up rebuilding half the game.
Chud 11/08/25 (Sat) 16:46:29 № 43144 [Quote]
>>43142 I mean to say Infinite doesn't legitimately warrant that price, not that I don't believe that price. I remember hearing about it a very long time ago and never hearing any source contest the $500,000,000 claim. No pushback means that's how much it actually costed. An embarrassing and disgusting waste of funds.
Chud 11/11/25 (Tue) 00:52:44 № 43403 [Quote]
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>>43400 the infinite refers to the amount of death threats that they got in 2021
Chud 11/11/25 (Tue) 20:35:11 № 43462 [Quote]
>>43400 Looks like someone was finally smart enough to pull the plug on that trainwreck of a game. I guess they figured that they scammed all the retards they can on the microtransactions.
Chud 11/14/25 (Fri) 01:50:35 № 43634 [Quote]
The niggers at microcuck are reanimating the already decayed corpse that died 15 years ago for the 4th time,we can go in an endless loop of halo criticisms that dont matter but ITS NEVER COMING BACK
Chud 11/14/25 (Fri) 04:23:28 № 43636 [Quote]
>okay, so like, you know the forerunner metal structures in CE? >like how it looks all like ancient and like, uh, like temples made of exotic and undiscovered metals? >and like how it's all corroded and oxidized and dirty, because it's like, super old and mysterious or something? >yeah >yeah, lets toss that out and make it look like generic concept scifi polished aluminum so literally nothing will be memorable! >woah… that's brilliant!
Chud 11/18/25 (Tue) 01:58:48 № 43864 [Quote]
>we should make the AR 32 rounds instead of 60 because it's realistic o algo >no, I don't care if Halo is inherently unrealistic. stop asking questions!
Chud 12/04/25 (Thu) 04:52:00 № 45376 [Quote]
Halo will never come back until they can learn to leave Sprint out of it without anybody needing to tell them to do so. Until then, they will literally never understand how to make it.