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HaloGODS…

WE
ARE
BACK
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>>42642
Saar….I feel old now saar….

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>>42729
he fell off so hard geg

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>>42724
Right? Finally, a game for people that can handle advanced mechanics. BF fanboys are just mad because they can't relate!

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>>42732
dilate japenis pedo nigger
LET ME PLAY ON MY SHITTY PLASTIC BOX

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>>42726
What do you mean Halo has an ancient space magic race that made the flood and literally can't die unless all of existence itself comes to an end? That's not realistic!! AAAAHHHHHHHH 343 save me I'm losing my mind!!! What do you mean 343 made that up?!?!?! AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

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As long Gaylofags dilate, it's all worth it, they all say shit such as:
<muh baby game aimed at a low common denominator
<MASSACRED MUH BOI.gif
>ORANGE MAN POSTED AI SLOP SHOWING HIM BEING MASTER QUIFF
>WHAT ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES BRO
While ignoring that Bill Gates was in charge of Microcuck during the release of their watered down FPS, Epstein basically baptized Halo, so much for sticking it to the man.

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>>42753
high effort bait coal

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This thread is pretty slow. Come on, let's speed things up a little.

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>this thread

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>>42810
That's almost as incomprehensible as 343 over the last 15 years.

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>yes, I would like to take just as long to go to that cover over there, but without the ability to aim, shoot, throw grenades, or melee while moving because I want to see my arms flail uselessly while I move in a straight line. how could you tell?
This is what the mentally ill people at 343 are like. These subhumans don't even try to understand core gameplay mechanics or game design in general, but still have power.

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>>42761
I just hope that coal doesn't turn into a rare expensive stone thus proving the jest was a shocking fact.

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>>41505 (OP)
it looks erm not great. not as bad as i was expecting, but still bad. not bad enough that they don't have time to fix it. by 2026 i'm sure they could fix everything, make the forerunner stuff less shiny, make the levels bigger (because they shrunk everything), and whatever else - but i don't think they will. instead, they will see all the criticism and have a temper tantrum, and make it worse out of spite.

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>>42726
>>42723
if 343groids wanted players to traverse the levels faster if they lose a warthog, they could just put the movement speed on a curve that increases over time. you'd build up max speed over the span of idk 3 seconds moving in the same direction, and lose it if you stop or change direction too quickly. there, no more need for sprint

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>>42950
>>42951
This game is the make or break moment for Halo. Including Sprint and Halo 4 Forerunner designs is showing everyone that Halo Studios is 343. The same spiteful, clueless, and insufferable devs that will not accept they did not make this franchise.
Armed with this knowledge, and because I've already long since accepted the spiritual death of the franchise 10 year sago, I'm ready for the physical death of Halo a month or two after this game releases.

343/HS is the tranny of video game developers.

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>>42960
it's not a make or break moment, they already failed. remember, this franchise has been dead since 2012. why are we still talking about it 13 years after the fact, and why are they still releasing games in this franchise? because microsoft is a government funded design bureau - not a private company. releasing more halo is about keeping up appearances. they probably spend as much on online shilling as they do on the game. putting advertisements and a keylogger in windows 10 should've been a make or break moment for MS - but it wasn't. the 2013 xbox one reveal should've been a make or break moment - yet it also was not. it doesn't matter how many times they shoot themselves in the foot. our tax money will bail them out no matter what

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>>43011
it's best if you look at it like a USAID scam. 343 is a jobs program. it's a tax payer funded jobs program for fiverr.com freelancers in bangladesh. it's a job program for trannies, for people with nose rings, for people with green hair, for numales. that's what it is

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>>43012
but it's mostly the bangladeshies, russians, and china men who MAKE the game, and who DO the work. the adult children in redmond who play foosball at work, and sit on beanie bags, are just there to take their credit. they are giving money to foreigners, so that trannies can take credit and put it on a CV, to make a game that will not pay for itself, so that 343 can pretend to be a legitimate studio, so that microsoft can pretend they have a game IP that matters. that's the final calculation of it. it's EMBEZZLEMENT on a MASSIVE SCALE. as a matter of fact, most things that happen nowadays are embezzlement.

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>>43014
Oh I already know that. 343 is a lazy Seattle area tech company, it would be against the culture of the region to actually put real effort into the game. I would know. I'd be wanting to make video calls almost all day every day to make sure the people doing the actual work at the subcontracted companies are doing it properly, but we know they aren't doing this because the universally hated Halo 4 and 5 Forerunner look is somehow coming back. Most video game developers these days cry about "crunch" because they don't do any work until the last 6 months of development come up.

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>>43055
half a billion dollars… half a BILLION DOLLARS. $500,000,000. that's how much infinite cost. it's embezzlement. it's a SCAM. could be drug money laundering for all we know

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>>43131
Yeah, there's no way Infinite of all the games cost that much to make. But that reminds me…. It will be funny when we eventually hear about how expensive GTA6 is. It's already funny how the game has been delayed so many times because the political winds are changing fast. They're going to end up rebuilding half the game.

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>>43142
I mean to say Infinite doesn't legitimately warrant that price, not that I don't believe that price. I remember hearing about it a very long time ago and never hearing any source contest the $500,000,000 claim. No pushback means that's how much it actually costed. An embarrassing and disgusting waste of funds.

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>>43131
nigger that money was for Israel…

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up

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joever

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>>43400
the infinite refers to the amount of death threats that they got in 2021

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>>43400
Looks like someone was finally smart enough to pull the plug on that trainwreck of a game. I guess they figured that they scammed all the retards they can on the microtransactions.

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The niggers at microcuck are reanimating the already decayed corpse that died 15 years ago for the 4th time,we can go in an endless loop of halo criticisms that dont matter but ITS NEVER COMING BACK

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>okay, so like, you know the forerunner metal structures in CE?
>like how it looks all like ancient and like, uh, like temples made of exotic and undiscovered metals?
>and like how it's all corroded and oxidized and dirty, because it's like, super old and mysterious or something?
>yeah
>yeah, lets toss that out and make it look like generic concept scifi polished aluminum so literally nothing will be memorable!
>woah… that's brilliant!
Average conversation at 343 studios.

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>we should make the AR 32 rounds instead of 60 because it's realistic o algo
>no, I don't care if Halo is inherently unrealistic. stop asking questions!

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>>43864
saar what do u mean by realism?it was 32 since halo 3 (36 in 5 but they gay n shiet) us gayhoe kweens are mad that mu friggin ar is gonna be absolute shit in the sandbox (ce ar was still usefull even on legendary) cuz u don have as much firepower n shiet its bacuse ce ar is very different (gayplay wize) from h3 ar (cuz ce sandbox wuz smaller so wepoons haad aa spaceificke roole o algo)

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Halo will never come back until they can learn to leave Sprint out of it without anybody needing to tell them to do so. Until then, they will literally never understand how to make it.

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>we can save halo by forcing it to directly compete with cod and other multiplayer slop!
>no, having a specific appeal is bad because… BECAUSE I JUST SAID SO, OKAY?!?!
>they'll totally stop playing those other games if halo is the same as them, just trust me bro. I graduated from university, so you know I'm right!
Some people deserve to die just because they're so stupid and prideful.

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Chud in the first 30 seconds.

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15 years and these people still don't fucking know how to make a proper Halo game. The executive board of 343 has to be run by complete retards if they still haven't figured out yet why old Halo sold better than nuHaloslop. The most baffling part is how Microsoft is completley unbothered by the malinvestment created by employing 343 for 15 years. I swear to god everything post Reach has to be a money laundering scheme.

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>>41556
>>41505 (OP)
>>41533
<hehe le halo fanbabbies are going to le seethe about le sprint
HALO ALREADY HAS SPRINT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS, YOU JUST PUSH THE THUMBSTICK FORWARD

YOU DON'T NEED A FUCKING FAGGY SPRINT ANIMATION BLOCKING YOU FROM MOVING AND SHOOTING AT THE SAME TIME

CODNIGGERS NEED TO FUCKING GTFO

>>41505 (OP)
The only way 343 and Microsoft will ever earn my trust again is by retconning everything after Shadow of Intent and releasing the OG Bungie Xbox titles as-is without any of the sovlless MCC garbage, for PC. Humans are Forerunner btw, simple as

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>>42133
xhey added a fucking ammo counter… to the FUCKING NEEDLER

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>>48712
>YOU DON'T NEED A FUCKING FAGGY SPRINT ANIMATION BLOCKING YOU FROM MOVING AND SHOOTING AT THE SAME TIME
Generic FPSfags can't comprehend different gameplay with truly mobile shooting. They can't identify with it or adapt to it, so they're afraid of it.

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Wait i thought sprint was since reach?

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>>48796
Yeah, and it was a huge mistake even back then. It's why the DMR dominates the entire game.

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>>48796
yeah and it ruined the multiplayer and made the dmr a neccessity rather than an option because the maps were designed around sprint, turning the game into a plinkfest

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>>48889
The response:
>"you hate new features in Halo! You can't adapt!"
>they say as they remove the viability of half or more of the sandbox and distill gameplay tactics down to whatever benefits sprint and the top precision weapons. All so "it makes le sense!!!" and so they don't have to change from their CoD/generic FPS skillset.

Pro-sprint fags are the absolute worst people that have ever interacted with the Halo IP in any way, shape, or form.

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>>48928
removing sprint is snca so long as they still have jetpacks

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>>48991
The jetpack can be alright or even good if treated more like equipment. You get a certain amount of fuel, and then it runs out. That way it's not just a way for everyone to trivialize all map verticality.

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>>48991
the jetpack is nowhere near as offensive as sprint, because all it does is give you limited amount of extra height at the cost of 0 agility

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This post its probably Bait

Considering Blackrock is funding this I would only expect a Halo Woke

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>>49159
>Blackrock is funding this
>le Woke
SNCA I only care about if the gameplay is good, we are so back

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>>48369
nigger every halo jewtuber is some kind of xitter fag
>>48712
>CODNIGGERS NEED TO FUCKING GTFO
COD? NIGGER MODERN COD IS FAWKIN FORTNITE,YA JEWST CUKED BYE Y'EUR OUWNE DEVS JUS LAKE US M8



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