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HaloGODS…

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MMMMM YES DADDY GATES I WILL PLAY THE SHIT YES MMM YES I WILL EAT THE 3D PRINTED STEAK YES YES YES

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>>61441
Too many Halo fans (influencers) are way too easy on anything that looks 5% better than Halo 4 and 5. It's so bad because retards religiously eat up whatever they say, and they HAVE to say positive things to a brown nosing degree, or Microsoft will block them out of special events, which means less money for them. So it's a faulty feedback loop that keeps things from improving. Even a game like this got a stupid change that gives the Prophet species much smaller and more human eyes and a more human shaped head. It's unreal how they have the H2A Blur cutscene models at their disposal, and they ignore them instead of using them. Halo Studios is still packed to the brim with 343 cancer, they're just a little better at covering it now. The most ironic part? This Prophet looks more like a mutant black guy than an alien.

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any halo game made by 343 is not canon

Halo 4 trash with terrible art style
Halo 5 garbage with terrible art style
Halo infinite trash

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I hate halofollower and hiddenxperia both of them are grifters and halofollower is a epi gooner

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>>61445
HiddenXperia is way better than HaloFollower. HF keeps glossing over any issues like they aren't a big deal, at least until the majority aka masses of retards, speaks up and then he gives in to the most constant voices. While Hidden at least points out some problems regardless of how popular his opinion is. Hidden is more of a Halo game fan and HF is a fan of the fanbase interaction.

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Still mixed feelings.

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after recent showcase/trailers the game looks fun but $50 is a crazy pricetag, fuck that lol. Waiting for it to be <$30

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>>61515
I'd probably get it for $40. After COVID, all of the big tech companies are way more rich. Microsoft could release it for $40 and they would be fine. For $50 they have to fix a ton of the little problems in the game like Cortana and the Prophet's head.

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Halo combat Devolved


I hate 343

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>>61536
Someone at the studio just can't let go of the crappy 343 art.

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How exactly did 343 do a better job with their remake than Nintendo?

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Something is still off about Forerunner stuff in this remake.

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Kill everyone who defends sprint in Halo. I can deal with a lot of stupidity and ignorance, but not this one. This has been discussed to the ends of the earth and back for 15 years and anti-sprint has won every single time. I used to not care about it either way in Reach and 4 myself, but I never went around defending it as something that needs to be in the game.

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ok but why is chief giving cunt? like yaaaasssss girl slay!

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Worthless thread, if you have a halo itch pirate them on a rgh/badavatar xbox 360, otherwise buy halo mcc, not a single other halo game matters (maybe except halo wars 1)

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>>62070
It's not worthless because I can hate neo343 here (4chan is full of literal retards and shills).

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rape and kill all 343(Halo Studios) employees
KyoAni their office
suffocate Bill Gaytes using his own intestines
bash that xbox CEO jeet head with xbox series x into a pulp

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>>62086
Isn't the jeetfoid like actually kinda based doe? Like ever since she took the position Xbox has actually been making decent decisions again

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>>62087
kill yourself, retarded jeetlover tripfag

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nigga, halo is long dead, stop letting the bread and ciruses get to you

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>>62102
tsmt halo is stagnant since 5 (whether you like halo 4 or not, at least it was hyped)

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>everything forerunner is super polished and looks like halo 4
>even THOUGH everyone hated that and still hates that
This studio is clinically diagnosed as mentally retarded.

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Still no real explanation on why id Software was gutted instead of neo 343.

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>>64375
How the fuck Xbox is still around if all they do is fire everyone in their studios? Are they too big to fail?

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>>64398
Pretty much. Microsoft is basically the main operating system of the world so they get a free pass that they really don't deserve and they desperately want to be in the same position in the video game market. So that means Xbox, which neo343 is a part of and is a blatant pet favorite, gets endless support. People are mad at Sony for dropping physical support, but Microsoft and Nintendo aren't even a third of a step behind. Nintendo even charges a bit less for digital games that they will eventually take away from you. Steam doesn't even want you to own your games even though every little faggot worships them. Real digital ownership absolutely has to happen, or buying a game will just turn into $100+ 5 year license leases.

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>Saars! The Halo is gold today! Did you boughting it yet?
I can't wait to hear about all the layoffs at neo 343 later. Remember: Microsoft is going to dump at least 1,600 more people by next year and there is very little hype around this remake because they fumbled it. I bet more Microsoft employee man hours were put into defending the remake in the last year, than put into making and fixing the remake itself.

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https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/inside-the-art-of-campaign-evolved
>Halo: Combat Evolved is a timeless game because its core atmosphere, mystery, pacing, and visual identity still resonate decades later
>pacing
And they shove sprint in anyway. Some people are so clueless they're a danger to themselves and everyone around them. Anyone that pushed sprint into this remake needs to be fired and blacklisted from the video game industry immediately.

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>SAARS! The goodest of goys are playings the remade right now!!!

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Here to say the shilling will fade away over the next week, like for every game ever. You'll start seeing more real, lengthy, and brutally honest opinions before the end of the year, but likely within a couple months because this is a remake.

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https://steamdb.info/app/2806050/charts/
>Numbers are good SAARS! Bigly good game of year material!
Note: Gamepass users DO NOT HAVE ACESS TO THE GAME YET. These are actual sales from the most diehard Halo fans and influencers who want to be first to stream the game. Neo 343 is catering to less than 100,000 AT MOST (most of which are retarded ass-kissing casuals that make asses of themselves and make the games and fanbase look even worse), when their games need several million year 1 sales to justify the budgets and development times of their slop.

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40% of the people are leftoid retards that pretend to know 20x more about Halo than they actually know and will forget everything in a couple months
40% of the people are right wing groyper-tier retards that pretend to know 20x more about Halo than they actually know and will forget everything in a couple months,
15% of people know a bit about Halo but are still obsessed with politics in one direction or another. These faggots stick around for a while and show up in between news and releases and ironically do far more damage than the aforementioned 80%.
5% actually know what they're talking about, and their priority when talking about Halo is genuinely about making Halo better for itself, instead of watering it down to be like every other game.

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why did they change every marine either brown, into a woman, or a combination of the two

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Halo is the Sonic of FPS franchises

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>>65511
Meds now

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>>42266
this didn't age well, its out and the shitty slopreal engine stuttering is still there

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>>62345
im starting to see a sizeable number of either shills or retarded faggots defending halo 4 now, really retarded

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i still don't get why they needed to change the engine to ue5 unless theyre lazy retards and the pajeets they outsourced to cant understand anything but ue5

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>>65521
It was exactly for that reason. UE5 labor is dirt cheap and is going to get even cheaper with UE6 and its built-in AI that further reduces the need to think.

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BANGBANGTV MADE NEW VIDEIOEU AFTER 4 YEAR SO FNOTHINGYGDF*E&"DK'UUKUIUKUKUHY

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i feel ashamed having bought this piece of shit, i stupidly believed they would stay mostly faithful instead of turning all the marines into brown mutants that look half infected by the flood, im glad my friends chickened out on buying this piece of ue5 slop that stutters every 5 mins

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Saars you must not nitpick game! it is perfect unreal goodness. Very special people make the game. Understanding Halos better than you, trust in experts!

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i got to see a video of a guy playing a demo, its that bad geg

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Well teens halo campaign devolved as expected was a flop let's hope 343 gets hit with layoffs

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>>65857
The layoffs that were promised to us 5 years ago.

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>>65857
>>65861
surely after laying off like a million people and hiring more again the gaming industry will start being good. it doesn’t even make sense man, it’s like they specifically hire dysgenic trannies and redditniggers to make the worse fucking marvelshit games possible

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>>65857
>surely after laying off like a million people and hiring more again the gaming industry will start being good. it doesn’t even make sense man, it’s like they specifically hire dysgenic trannies and redditniggers to make the worse fucking marvelshit games possible.
Oy vey goy, stop noticing us ruining your beloved western franchises for tangentially mocking us…

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This game is shit. 343 Just fucked up CE again, slapped some generic unreal 5 graphics, added some goy features noone asked for in halo like of course sprint but also aiming down sights, motion blur, overdone weapon animations where chief moves like he has severe adhd and other snca. Also no multiplayer. We aren't back.

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>>65972
Halo CEA was an asset flip that mashed 3/Reach models in a poorly optimized redo of CE… but hey, you can switch to THE ORIGINAL GRAPHICS!!
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Campaign Evolved is an asset flip that mashes 5/Infinite models in a poorly optimized redo of CE… but hey, it has UNREAL ENGINE!!
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a fool trips over a stone and might try not to trip again, but a DUMBASS will trip twice over the same stone. that dumbass is 343 studios

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>WOW! New Halo are so good! Master 117 shot the aliens! The Halo exploded in big! FLOOD!!!!!!!! HALO 2 TEASE?!?!?!!?!?!?!?

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It's 7 days after release, and I think it's funny how the defense for the remake kind of just collapsed today. This happens every single time allow-effort, overhyped, high-profile game with a lot of marketing comes up and people know it's junk. It's almost always a week. Really makes you think.



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