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HaloGODS…

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>>43400
the infinite refers to the amount of death threats that they got in 2021

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>>43400
Looks like someone was finally smart enough to pull the plug on that trainwreck of a game. I guess they figured that they scammed all the retards they can on the microtransactions.

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The niggers at microcuck are reanimating the already decayed corpse that died 15 years ago for the 4th time,we can go in an endless loop of halo criticisms that dont matter but ITS NEVER COMING BACK

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>okay, so like, you know the forerunner metal structures in CE?
>like how it looks all like ancient and like, uh, like temples made of exotic and undiscovered metals?
>and like how it's all corroded and oxidized and dirty, because it's like, super old and mysterious or something?
>yeah
>yeah, lets toss that out and make it look like generic concept scifi polished aluminum so literally nothing will be memorable!
>woah… that's brilliant!
Average conversation at 343 studios.

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>we should make the AR 32 rounds instead of 60 because it's realistic o algo
>no, I don't care if Halo is inherently unrealistic. stop asking questions!

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>>43864
saar what do u mean by realism?it was 32 since halo 3 (36 in 5 but they gay n shiet) us gayhoe kweens are mad that mu friggin ar is gonna be absolute shit in the sandbox (ce ar was still usefull even on legendary) cuz u don have as much firepower n shiet its bacuse ce ar is very different (gayplay wize) from h3 ar (cuz ce sandbox wuz smaller so wepoons haad aa spaceificke roole o algo)

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Halo will never come back until they can learn to leave Sprint out of it without anybody needing to tell them to do so. Until then, they will literally never understand how to make it.

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>we can save halo by forcing it to directly compete with cod and other multiplayer slop!
>no, having a specific appeal is bad because… BECAUSE I JUST SAID SO, OKAY?!?!
>they'll totally stop playing those other games if halo is the same as them, just trust me bro. I graduated from university, so you know I'm right!
Some people deserve to die just because they're so stupid and prideful.

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Chud in the first 30 seconds.

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15 years and these people still don't fucking know how to make a proper Halo game. The executive board of 343 has to be run by complete retards if they still haven't figured out yet why old Halo sold better than nuHaloslop. The most baffling part is how Microsoft is completley unbothered by the malinvestment created by employing 343 for 15 years. I swear to god everything post Reach has to be a money laundering scheme.

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>>41505 (OP)
>>41533
<hehe le halo fanbabbies are going to le seethe about le sprint
HALO ALREADY HAS SPRINT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS, YOU JUST PUSH THE THUMBSTICK FORWARD

YOU DON'T NEED A FUCKING FAGGY SPRINT ANIMATION BLOCKING YOU FROM MOVING AND SHOOTING AT THE SAME TIME

CODNIGGERS NEED TO FUCKING GTFO

>>41505 (OP)
The only way 343 and Microsoft will ever earn my trust again is by retconning everything after Shadow of Intent and releasing the OG Bungie Xbox titles as-is without any of the sovlless MCC garbage, for PC. Humans are Forerunner btw, simple as

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>>42133
xhey added a fucking ammo counter… to the FUCKING NEEDLER

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>>48712
>YOU DON'T NEED A FUCKING FAGGY SPRINT ANIMATION BLOCKING YOU FROM MOVING AND SHOOTING AT THE SAME TIME
Generic FPSfags can't comprehend different gameplay with truly mobile shooting. They can't identify with it or adapt to it, so they're afraid of it.

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Wait i thought sprint was since reach?

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>>48796
Yeah, and it was a huge mistake even back then. It's why the DMR dominates the entire game.

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>>48796
yeah and it ruined the multiplayer and made the dmr a neccessity rather than an option because the maps were designed around sprint, turning the game into a plinkfest

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>>48889
The response:
>"you hate new features in Halo! You can't adapt!"
>they say as they remove the viability of half or more of the sandbox and distill gameplay tactics down to whatever benefits sprint and the top precision weapons. All so "it makes le sense!!!" and so they don't have to change from their CoD/generic FPS skillset.

Pro-sprint fags are the absolute worst people that have ever interacted with the Halo IP in any way, shape, or form.

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>>48928
removing sprint is snca so long as they still have jetpacks

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>>48991
The jetpack can be alright or even good if treated more like equipment. You get a certain amount of fuel, and then it runs out. That way it's not just a way for everyone to trivialize all map verticality.

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>>48991
the jetpack is nowhere near as offensive as sprint, because all it does is give you limited amount of extra height at the cost of 0 agility

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This post its probably Bait

Considering Blackrock is funding this I would only expect a Halo Woke

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>>49159
>Blackrock is funding this
>le Woke
SNCA I only care about if the gameplay is good, we are so back

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>>48369
nigger every halo jewtuber is some kind of xitter fag
>>48712
>CODNIGGERS NEED TO FUCKING GTFO
COD? NIGGER MODERN COD IS FAWKIN FORTNITE,YA JEWST CUKED BYE Y'EUR OUWNE DEVS JUS LAKE US M8

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If the rumor is true and it releases this summer, it's going to be an even bigger mess than anyone could have anticipated. And like always in this industry, they won't finish the game with updates.

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343 ruined Halo and now they have also ruined Metroid

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>>49161
faggots like you are why gaming is shit now
>>52639
geg they worked on metroid?

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>>52642
All of the people who worked on the first three Metroid Prime games left and NuRetro Studios is comprised mostly of former 343 developers, which explains why Prime 4 is so similar to Halo 4 (and also the worst one with quippy marvel humor and le heckin' "relatable" characters)

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>>52658
I kept saying it's not enough to simply get rid of 343 and fire all of them. They need to be legally banned from doing anything in the entertainment industry for the rest of their lives because they're subversive activists and actively seek to undermine and damage the respite from real life that everyone needs.

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>>52663
This video tells everything you need to know

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Also i just remembered, Myles MacKenzie's voice actor is named David (((Goldstein)))
>Samus, this planet was promised to me 3000 years ago

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SAAR! SAAR! WE ARE HALO NOW! We sell u many transactions and AIs!

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So now I'm hearing that none of the Halo Infinite assets that we saw in October are going to be updated or changed. Halo really is a DNB walking.

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>>56079
They were skinwalking Halo wars for a decade before infinite. Is this really surprising?

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>>56086
It's not surprising, but it is final confirmation that Halo Studios truly is exactly the same resentful and antagonistic human garbage as 343 Industries, and if you fall for any fanboys and shilling that try to make them sound better than they are closer to release when the marketing ramps up, you're an actual clueless retard. I want to be proven wrong with the next official information drop, but I know I won't be. It's modern Halo/Microslop, so it will be a low-effort cashgrab.

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>>56109
Hypersonicfalcon on xitter will still glaze it

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Remember what they took from you.

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Any halo game made by 343 is not canon

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>>56679
I look like dis

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How to fix Halo: Ask everyone at Halo Studios if they think Halo should be open world or not. If they simply say "yes", fire them on the spot. If they say something along the lines of "maybe save that for other Halo games and leave it out of the main ones" keep a close watch on them.

And the usual firing of woke types that everyone keeps calling for, of course.

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>>56876
They should get the same treatment when asked about sprint.

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IAS

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>>42727
Actually true, got into RPCS3 emulation recently and the game library is grim. Then minus those games that work poorly and it's even worse because most of those games are those AAA exclusives that did wild optimization tricks.

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