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343 ruined Halo and now they have also ruined Metroid

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>>49161
faggots like you are why gaming is shit now
>>52639
geg they worked on metroid?

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>>52642
All of the people who worked on the first three Metroid Prime games left and NuRetro Studios is comprised mostly of former 343 developers, which explains why Prime 4 is so similar to Halo 4 (and also the worst one with quippy marvel humor and le heckin' "relatable" characters)

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>>52658
I kept saying it's not enough to simply get rid of 343 and fire all of them. They need to be legally banned from doing anything in the entertainment industry for the rest of their lives because they're subversive activists and actively seek to undermine and damage the respite from real life that everyone needs.

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>>52663
This video tells everything you need to know

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Also i just remembered, Myles MacKenzie's voice actor is named David (((Goldstein)))
>Samus, this planet was promised to me 3000 years ago

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SAAR! SAAR! WE ARE HALO NOW! We sell u many transactions and AIs!

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So now I'm hearing that none of the Halo Infinite assets that we saw in October are going to be updated or changed. Halo really is a DNB walking.

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>>56079
They were skinwalking Halo wars for a decade before infinite. Is this really surprising?

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>>56086
It's not surprising, but it is final confirmation that Halo Studios truly is exactly the same resentful and antagonistic human garbage as 343 Industries, and if you fall for any fanboys and shilling that try to make them sound better than they are closer to release when the marketing ramps up, you're an actual clueless retard. I want to be proven wrong with the next official information drop, but I know I won't be. It's modern Halo/Microslop, so it will be a low-effort cashgrab.

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>>56109
Hypersonicfalcon on xitter will still glaze it

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Remember what they took from you.

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Any halo game made by 343 is not canon

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>>56679
I look like dis

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How to fix Halo: Ask everyone at Halo Studios if they think Halo should be open world or not. If they simply say "yes", fire them on the spot. If they say something along the lines of "maybe save that for other Halo games and leave it out of the main ones" keep a close watch on them.

And the usual firing of woke types that everyone keeps calling for, of course.

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>>56876
They should get the same treatment when asked about sprint.

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IAS

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>>42727
Actually true, got into RPCS3 emulation recently and the game library is grim. Then minus those games that work poorly and it's even worse because most of those games are those AAA exclusives that did wild optimization tricks.

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I'm going to ship a variety of animal turds in a box to neo343 if they show the remake off again and they've done nothing to address the issues people have brought up 6 million times.

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In one week wee will know how many turds need to be sent to neo343.

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This thing never launched geg

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Just beat CE on Heroic for the billionth time award. They're not even going to come within 30% of its greatness. It's not a perfect game, but they're probably going to ignore the few changes it does need while changing other things for the worse. Just watch. At best The Library will be a little better, but that is not much of an achievement considering even Bungie agreed that level was mostly botched.

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The leaks look more bad than good. Heavy misunderstanding of Halo's art once again. BRB, heading to the zoo to collect the poop of every single animal to send to neo343.

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It's a bit better than I thought it would be, but I'm going to move with extreme caution.

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MMMMM YES DADDY GATES I WILL PLAY THE SHIT YES MMM YES I WILL EAT THE 3D PRINTED STEAK YES YES YES

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>>61441
Too many Halo fans (influencers) are way too easy on anything that looks 5% better than Halo 4 and 5. It's so bad because retards religiously eat up whatever they say, and they HAVE to say positive things to a brown nosing degree, or Microsoft will block them out of special events, which means less money for them. So it's a faulty feedback loop that keeps things from improving. Even a game like this got a stupid change that gives the Prophet species much smaller and more human eyes and a more human shaped head. It's unreal how they have the H2A Blur cutscene models at their disposal, and they ignore them instead of using them. Halo Studios is still packed to the brim with 343 cancer, they're just a little better at covering it now. The most ironic part? This Prophet looks more like a mutant black guy than an alien.

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any halo game made by 343 is not canon

Halo 4 trash with terrible art style
Halo 5 garbage with terrible art style
Halo infinite trash

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I hate halofollower and hiddenxperia both of them are grifters and halofollower is a epi gooner

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>>61445
HiddenXperia is way better than HaloFollower. HF keeps glossing over any issues like they aren't a big deal, at least until the majority aka masses of retards, speaks up and then he gives in to the most constant voices. While Hidden at least points out some problems regardless of how popular his opinion is. Hidden is more of a Halo game fan and HF is a fan of the fanbase interaction.

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Still mixed feelings.

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after recent showcase/trailers the game looks fun but $50 is a crazy pricetag, fuck that lol. Waiting for it to be <$30

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>>61515
I'd probably get it for $40. After COVID, all of the big tech companies are way more rich. Microsoft could release it for $40 and they would be fine. For $50 they have to fix a ton of the little problems in the game like Cortana and the Prophet's head.

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Halo combat Devolved


I hate 343

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>>61536
Someone at the studio just can't let go of the crappy 343 art.

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How exactly did 343 do a better job with their remake than Nintendo?

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Something is still off about Forerunner stuff in this remake.

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Kill everyone who defends sprint in Halo. I can deal with a lot of stupidity and ignorance, but not this one. This has been discussed to the ends of the earth and back for 15 years and anti-sprint has won every single time. I used to not care about it either way in Reach and 4 myself, but I never went around defending it as something that needs to be in the game.

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ok but why is chief giving cunt? like yaaaasssss girl slay!

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Worthless thread, if you have a halo itch pirate them on a rgh/badavatar xbox 360, otherwise buy halo mcc, not a single other halo game matters (maybe except halo wars 1)

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>>62070
It's not worthless because I can hate neo343 here (4chan is full of literal retards and shills).

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rape and kill all 343(Halo Studios) employees
KyoAni their office
suffocate Bill Gaytes using his own intestines
bash that xbox CEO jeet head with xbox series x into a pulp

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>>62086
Isn't the jeetfoid like actually kinda based doe? Like ever since she took the position Xbox has actually been making decent decisions again

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>>62087
kill yourself, retarded jeetlover tripfag

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nigga, halo is long dead, stop letting the bread and ciruses get to you

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>>62102
tsmt halo is stagnant since 5 (whether you like halo 4 or not, at least it was hyped)



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