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SAAR! SAAR! WE ARE HALO NOW! We sell u many transactions and AIs!

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So now I'm hearing that none of the Halo Infinite assets that we saw in October are going to be updated or changed. Halo really is a DNB walking.

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>>56079
They were skinwalking Halo wars for a decade before infinite. Is this really surprising?

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>>56086
It's not surprising, but it is final confirmation that Halo Studios truly is exactly the same resentful and antagonistic human garbage as 343 Industries, and if you fall for any fanboys and shilling that try to make them sound better than they are closer to release when the marketing ramps up, you're an actual clueless retard. I want to be proven wrong with the next official information drop, but I know I won't be. It's modern Halo/Microslop, so it will be a low-effort cashgrab.

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>>56109
Hypersonicfalcon on xitter will still glaze it

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Remember what they took from you.

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Any halo game made by 343 is not canon

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>>56679
I look like dis

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How to fix Halo: Ask everyone at Halo Studios if they think Halo should be open world or not. If they simply say "yes", fire them on the spot. If they say something along the lines of "maybe save that for other Halo games and leave it out of the main ones" keep a close watch on them.

And the usual firing of woke types that everyone keeps calling for, of course.

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>>56876
They should get the same treatment when asked about sprint.

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IAS

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>>42727
Actually true, got into RPCS3 emulation recently and the game library is grim. Then minus those games that work poorly and it's even worse because most of those games are those AAA exclusives that did wild optimization tricks.

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I'm going to ship a variety of animal turds in a box to neo343 if they show the remake off again and they've done nothing to address the issues people have brought up 6 million times.

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In one week wee will know how many turds need to be sent to neo343.

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This thing never launched geg

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Just beat CE on Heroic for the billionth time award. They're not even going to come within 30% of its greatness. It's not a perfect game, but they're probably going to ignore the few changes it does need while changing other things for the worse. Just watch. At best The Library will be a little better, but that is not much of an achievement considering even Bungie agreed that level was mostly botched.

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The leaks look more bad than good. Heavy misunderstanding of Halo's art once again. BRB, heading to the zoo to collect the poop of every single animal to send to neo343.

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It's a bit better than I thought it would be, but I'm going to move with extreme caution.

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MMMMM YES DADDY GATES I WILL PLAY THE SHIT YES MMM YES I WILL EAT THE 3D PRINTED STEAK YES YES YES

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>>61441
Too many Halo fans (influencers) are way too easy on anything that looks 5% better than Halo 4 and 5. It's so bad because retards religiously eat up whatever they say, and they HAVE to say positive things to a brown nosing degree, or Microsoft will block them out of special events, which means less money for them. So it's a faulty feedback loop that keeps things from improving. Even a game like this got a stupid change that gives the Prophet species much smaller and more human eyes and a more human shaped head. It's unreal how they have the H2A Blur cutscene models at their disposal, and they ignore them instead of using them. Halo Studios is still packed to the brim with 343 cancer, they're just a little better at covering it now. The most ironic part? This Prophet looks more like a mutant black guy than an alien.

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any halo game made by 343 is not canon

Halo 4 trash with terrible art style
Halo 5 garbage with terrible art style
Halo infinite trash

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I hate halofollower and hiddenxperia both of them are grifters and halofollower is a epi gooner

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>>61445
HiddenXperia is way better than HaloFollower. HF keeps glossing over any issues like they aren't a big deal, at least until the majority aka masses of retards, speaks up and then he gives in to the most constant voices. While Hidden at least points out some problems regardless of how popular his opinion is. Hidden is more of a Halo game fan and HF is a fan of the fanbase interaction.

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Still mixed feelings.

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after recent showcase/trailers the game looks fun but $50 is a crazy pricetag, fuck that lol. Waiting for it to be <$30

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>>61515
I'd probably get it for $40. After COVID, all of the big tech companies are way more rich. Microsoft could release it for $40 and they would be fine. For $50 they have to fix a ton of the little problems in the game like Cortana and the Prophet's head.

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Halo combat Devolved


I hate 343

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>>61536
Someone at the studio just can't let go of the crappy 343 art.

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How exactly did 343 do a better job with their remake than Nintendo?

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Something is still off about Forerunner stuff in this remake.

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Kill everyone who defends sprint in Halo. I can deal with a lot of stupidity and ignorance, but not this one. This has been discussed to the ends of the earth and back for 15 years and anti-sprint has won every single time. I used to not care about it either way in Reach and 4 myself, but I never went around defending it as something that needs to be in the game.

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ok but why is chief giving cunt? like yaaaasssss girl slay!

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Worthless thread, if you have a halo itch pirate them on a rgh/badavatar xbox 360, otherwise buy halo mcc, not a single other halo game matters (maybe except halo wars 1)

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>>62070
It's not worthless because I can hate neo343 here (4chan is full of literal retards and shills).

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rape and kill all 343(Halo Studios) employees
KyoAni their office
suffocate Bill Gaytes using his own intestines
bash that xbox CEO jeet head with xbox series x into a pulp

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>>62086
Isn't the jeetfoid like actually kinda based doe? Like ever since she took the position Xbox has actually been making decent decisions again

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>>62087
kill yourself, retarded jeetlover tripfag

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nigga, halo is long dead, stop letting the bread and ciruses get to you

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>>62102
tsmt halo is stagnant since 5 (whether you like halo 4 or not, at least it was hyped)

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>everything forerunner is super polished and looks like halo 4
>even THOUGH everyone hated that and still hates that
This studio is clinically diagnosed as mentally retarded.

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Still no real explanation on why id Software was gutted instead of neo 343.

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>>64375
How the fuck Xbox is still around if all they do is fire everyone in their studios? Are they too big to fail?

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>>64398
Pretty much. Microsoft is basically the main operating system of the world so they get a free pass that they really don't deserve and they desperately want to be in the same position in the video game market. So that means Xbox, which neo343 is a part of and is a blatant pet favorite, gets endless support. People are mad at Sony for dropping physical support, but Microsoft and Nintendo aren't even a third of a step behind. Nintendo even charges a bit less for digital games that they will eventually take away from you. Steam doesn't even want you to own your games even though every little faggot worships them. Real digital ownership absolutely has to happen, or buying a game will just turn into $100+ 5 year license leases.

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>Saars! The Halo is gold today! Did you boughting it yet?
I can't wait to hear about all the layoffs at neo 343 later. Remember: Microsoft is going to dump at least 1,600 more people by next year and there is very little hype around this remake because they fumbled it. I bet more Microsoft employee man hours were put into defending the remake in the last year, than put into making and fixing the remake itself.

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https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/inside-the-art-of-campaign-evolved
>Halo: Combat Evolved is a timeless game because its core atmosphere, mystery, pacing, and visual identity still resonate decades later
>pacing
And they shove sprint in anyway. Some people are so clueless they're a danger to themselves and everyone around them. Anyone that pushed sprint into this remake needs to be fired and blacklisted from the video game industry immediately.



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