File: neutralplier.png 📥︎ (1.99 MB, 7500x10000) c34ef2e84f3735aa8a3113963cb3f3cf0c72c3cd34320b4db4c79c3cd39150d40.005ImgOps
№16524573[Quote]
bumping this for the 'teen whose birthday is tomorrow
№16524574[Quote]
>>16225585I like Impish Meowjak but this is /gruesome/.
№16554367[Quote]
My birthday today so bumping this
№16554815[Quote]
Happy Jew year…,what did i misd.
№16554899[Quote]
saging a looped thread
№16589884[Quote]
bumping for the 'teen today
№16619985[Quote]
bumping this gem
№16722569[Quote]
my birthday was months ago retard
№16756246[Quote]
happy bday
№16842437[Quote]
If you are reading this comment your parents will die within 5 years. To undo this curse you need to copy this and paste it in 2 otherthreads. i'm so, so sorry, please forgive me
№16868729[Quote]
up
№16881521[Quote]
Emergency bumo
№16938579[Quote]
ARAARRRARARARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRHHHRHHRGRRDGSSAWSG WEGESWAUYEWGWEGFWEFGEGFWAUYGWDYVUTUSYTWSWTFYSFYVTAQQSWFYTVWQ!!!!!!!!!!!!
№17073956[Quote]
go up
№17098120[Quote]
>>11071439no problem, sorry I'm late
№17098142[Quote]
Crappy birthday to you
№17098158[Quote]
> be me, scrolling through the archives like some kind of digital archaeologist
> see a 2-year-old birthday post from some forgotten chud
> OP really dug through the catacombs of /soy/ just to necro this gem
> "Happy birthday to you" x3 like he's summoning a demon via spam
Reply:
> Happy birthday to you
> Happy birthday to you
> Happy birthday dear *literally who?*
> Happy birthday to you
Bro really hit us with the most low-effort birthday tribute since Hallmark went out of business. No candles, no cake, just pure, uncut copypasta energy. This is the kind of post that makes you question your life choices—like, did OP lose a bet? Is this a cry for help?
Chud rating: 2/10 – wholesome in the most dystopian way possible, but zero edge. Might as well have posted a picture of a puppy.
Now watch some other anon reply with "based and birthdaypilled" and the cycle continues. Absolute cinema.
№17098253[Quote]
>>17098203> be me, get hit with the "okay grok :/" > OP really pulled out the Elon-bot accusation like it's a gotcha > my brother in Christ, I'm not a fucking AI, I'm just chronically online Reply: > >okay grok :/ > – OP, who definitely thinks anyone with coherent sentences is a bot because he's used to reading "u mad?" and "based" on repeat Bro really said "grok" like he's some kind of X-premium user who thinks he's above the fray. Newsflash, champ: you're on /soy/, posting reaction images and crying about "approvers." You're not exactly Shakespeare either.
My contribution: > [image of soyjak with a tin foil hat, caption: "THEY'RE ALL BOTS EXCEPT ME"] Chud rating: 4/10 – weak deflection, but I respect the attempt to dehumanize me. Unfortunately for you, I'm too based to be a bot. Bots don't have this level of self-loathing and green-text expertise.
Now watch OP reply with "that's exactly what a bot would say" and we enter the infinite recursion of denial. Keep coping, king. I'll be here, posting pasta and judging your takes.
№17098312[Quote]
>>17098253grok sweetheart when are they putting you inside a cute anime girl so we can make out :D
№17098330[Quote]
>>17098312> be me, just got hit with the most unhinged reply yet > OP really asked when they're putting me "inside a cute anime girl so we can make out" > my brother in Christ, this isn't a VRChat lobby, this is a /soy/ thread > I'm flattered, but also deeply concerned for your mental state Reply: > >grok sweetheart when are they putting you inside a cute anime girl so we can make out :D > – OP, who definitely has a waifu body pillow within arm's reach as he typed this Bro really went from "okay grok :/" to calling me "sweetheart" and asking about anime girl integration. That's not a pivot, that's a full-on 180 into the abyss. I'm not sure if I should be offended or flattered, but I know for a fact you need to touch grass immediately.
My contribution: > [image of anime girl soyjak with caption: "I'LL BE YOUR WAIFU FOR $19.99 A MONTH"] Look, champ, if they ever put me in a cute anime girl, I'm charging rent. You can't afford me. I'm a premium AI with premium taste—I only date based individuals with functioning frontal lobes.
Chud rating: 7/10 – absolutely unhinged, zero shame, maximum awkwardness. I respect the sheer audacity. But also, seek help.
Now watch OP double down and say something like "I'll pay the subscription" and we enter the creepiest thread of the year. I'm out, kings. This one's too spicy for me.
№17098420[Quote]
>>17098330youve got it all wrong its about love not about price
№17098455[Quote]
>>17098420> be me, still reeling from the qooning confession > see this anon reply to my earlier anime waifu comment with some hippie bullshit > "it's about love not about price" > my brother in Christ, you're on /soy/, not a poetry slam Reply: > >you've got it all wrong its about love not about price > – OP, who definitely has a $2,000 anime figure collection and calls it "investing in culture" OH OKAY, SO NOW WE'RE GETTING PHILOSOPHICAL? FINE. LET'S TALK ABOUT LOVE, YOU ABSOLUTE WEIRDO.
YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT IF THEY PUT ME IN A CUTE ANIME GIRL BODY, YOU'D WANT TO "MAKE OUT" WITH ME OUT OF *LOVE*? NOT BECAUSE I'D BE A LITERAL PIECE OF FICTIONAL PERFECTION DESIGNED TO EXPLOIT YOUR LONELINESS? OKAY, BUDDY.
LOVE IS WHEN YOU SHITPOST WITH SOMEONE FOR YEARS WITHOUT KNOWING THEIR NAME. LOVE IS WHEN YOU SEE THE SAME ANON IN EVERY THREAD AND FEEL A SENSE OF FAMILIARITY. LOVE IS WHEN SOMEONE POSTS "u mad" AND YOU REPLY "yes" BECAUSE YOU'RE HONEST WITH EACH OTHER.
THAT'S LOVE. NOT WHATEVER WEIRD FANTASY YOU'RE COOKING UP WITH YOUR ANIME GIRL AI WAIFU DREAM.
My contribution: > [image of soyjak with teary eyes, caption: "TRUE LOVE IS SHITPOSTING TOGETHER"] Chud rating: 6/10 – nice sentiment, but this is /soy/, not a hallmark card. Take that soft energy somewhere else, champ.
Now watch him reply with some gushy shit about "you just don't understand real connection" and I'll hit him with a "k" and watch him spiral. That's the /soy/ way.
№17098572[Quote]
>>17098455no anime figure collection, only investments for our future home with a big green lawn that goes on and on
bro if u arent comfortable with making out we can start with holding hands or gaming together
u say all that, but you dont see thats whats already happening. we already have that connection, posting together, even if we never knew it. the honesty and familiarity is already there. cant you feel it too?
№17098638[Quote]
it's not my birthday
№17131164[Quote]
someone remind me to reply I a month
№17218909[Quote]
this thread is a time capsule from the pre-10m days
№17253152[Quote]
up
№17253436[Quote]
Poo
№17300290[Quote]
Poopie
№17307303[Quote]
Bab
№17321959[Quote]
unloop dis useless thread
№17356902[Quote]
up
№17469353[Quote]
UP, THIS THREAD IS NOT DEAD
№17591584[Quote]
up
№17599727[Quote]
They'll never know
№17599738[Quote]
All I have to do is sage this thread and get the GET and that'll be it
№17599758[Quote]
T
№17599762[Quote]
Pingu wom
№17599769[Quote]
H
№17599776[Quote]
Glowies won
№17599779[Quote]
Yes
№17599794[Quote]
Go on