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 â„–18934544[Last 50 Posts][1][2][Quote]


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i don't have one

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7.5 inches can't vote

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5.5 in

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7 inches long 4.5 inches thick with a slight curve to the left starting half way up

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>>18934551
did you cut it off

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my dick is girthy thoughie

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>>18934570
what's your girth

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>>18934566
no i just have two X chromosomes

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>>18934576
are you a pooner

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>>18934583
He's pretending to be a woman to get replies

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6 on the dot and 5.5 girth. I want more girth and maybe like an extra inch in length. How can i dodis permenantly

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>>18934576
Can you show boobies

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>>18934600
You can't change your dick size

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>>18934600
penis weights

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6 inches and one guy just said it was smol ;c
also average is 5.3 not 6 inches retard

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>>18934601
send a censored pic of your tits with your face on it

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the BBC vote is lying you do NOT have a BBC

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>>18934617
kys faggot

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>>18934608
but that'll get me 'aped by the janjans

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6.5 with ok thiccness and also circumcised

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>>18934600
nigga how are you so girthy i wanna be like you

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>>18934609
Please tell me youre lying
>>18934624
Only for an hour

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>>18934624
send a censored version or send it via a pastebin link that has a link that leads to a wikimedia commons or some shit

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>>18934636
Boobies plz

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>>18934617
That's the global average including jeets and chinks. The average in the US among healthy young males is 6 inches.

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>>18934638
If you could change your dick size then all the billionaire rich fags would have huge dicks but they don't, a lot of them still get cheated on and shit.

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>>18934576
send a censored pic of your tits with your face on it or do what this aryan beast said >>18934639

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>>>18934570 (You)
>what's your girth
about the width of an essential oils bottle

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>>18934642
average in the us is 5.43

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>>18934576
post your feet

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>>18934672
yes post feet that won't get raped

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>>18934576
and also two chromosome 21

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small

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>>18934679
>>18934672
Weird ass niggers boobs are better

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>>18934668
Like I said that's cause of old guys who have problems even getting hard and cause of all the obese fags

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>>18934683
no wait i'm retarded

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I don't have one anymore not because im a tranny but because I set it on fire because I lost a bet

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>>18934657
Maybe they are all satisfied with what they have

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>>18934690
boobs will get you 'nished nusoicuck retard

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>>18934709
Only for an hour dickhead

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>>18934717
JOONAS APROOVE NAOW

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fuck

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>>18934713
so what it won't make it past MPA so you'll never see the titties

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>>18934709
>not wanting to see boobs

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>>18934713
the jannies wouldn't even approve it it'd just be MPA and then disappear

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>>18934728
Sometimes mpa doesnt happen

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>>18934737
pastebin

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>>18934740
it does if it's nu media that's never been approved before retard holy shit are nusissies really this autistic lurk moar

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>>18934733
I do wanna see boobs but that won't make it past mpa

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>>18934757
Buddy im no nusoi i joined in Quotes era

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>>18934774
geg you did not join in quote era nigga

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even tho im 6 i can still suck my own dick but just the tip

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I thought 3 inches were average…

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also quote isn't oldGQD

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>>18934784
Yes july
>>18934790
Wtf nigga

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sigh…. here we go again

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>>18934790
here before it gets 'nished geg

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>>18934801
HOW IS IT THAT BIG!?!?!?!?

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>>18934708
Idk man take someone like Piers Morgan for example, he's rich as fuck but his wife was still openly lusting for bbc probably cause Piers has a small dick

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>>18934801
no arrow

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>>18934810
He means 6 inches

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>>18934797
feet won't get you raped so it's the best option and it will get approved by the joons

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>>18934835
A clothed pic of tits would get approved but obviously that person was just pretending to be a woman anyways

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14cm is NOT below average.

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>>18934844
I wanna see skin not some clothed bullshit

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>>18934770
>Making a jak traced from your tits pic so you wont get nished

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>>18934790
I used to jerk off and cum in my own mouth and swallow it a lot

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>14cm is NOT below average.

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>>18934854
not credible proof and not goonable sorry

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>>18934821
Some dudes get off to small peen humiliation

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>>18934845
It's okay chud size isn't everything

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>>18934856
I have also swallowed

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my dick is the size of a fly…

















and by fly I mean a giga fly

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>>18934866
How does your wife post this and you don't divorce her

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op show bulge

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7 as the crow flies, 7.5 accounting with curvature

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>>18934894
I won't post my dick bulge but I remember when I was like 14 I would always wear sort of tight shorts to try to show off my dick bulge and one of my teachers was always looking at it. Unfortunately she wasn't really attractive.

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>>18934924
DOGTOES…

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>>18934835
This was aprooved in another thread

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>>18934911
>As the crow flies
marge

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>>18934945
The expression as the crow flies is an idiom for the most direct path between two points.[1][2]

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>>18934938
APPRQVE NQW JANNIES

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>>18934937
a ton of high school teachers have some degree attraction towards their students even if they never act on it

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>>18934911
what if you straighten it out

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>>18934956
>[1] [2]
wikisissies…

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>>18934962
nigger that's pedophilia that's not normal

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>>18934965
>>18934911
Would it not look longer unfolded?

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>>18934938
ok but nobody's gooning to that but jannies usually rape goonable material

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>>18934976
nigga thats what i said

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>>18934978
>>Gooning to mlk

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>>18934992
remove the first arrow

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>>18934984
He said its 7 but curvature makes it 7.5

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>Ex. Small: <=4.5in / 11cm (1 votes)

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>>18934994
Yea idk what happened
>>18934997
7.5 inch cock 🤤

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got none but my pussy feels tight I guess

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my dick is larger than my own house

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>>18935009
Show poosay

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>>18935012
This nigger lives in an anthill

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>>18935009
not even nophono is falling for dis bait

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do you guys have drooping balls like when the left one is slightly lower than the right one
also i had undescended testicles as a caca my mother said she would push them into my sack and watch them would go up

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>>18935026
Yeah on the first part

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>>18935026
second part is not relatable bro…

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>>18934975
Technically the official definition of pedophilia is attraction to prepubescent children. The DSM-5 considers physical attraction to teenagers to be "normal" and not a mental disorder, but it's illegal for people to engage in it since they're considered too immature to consent. Well I guess in most states in the US and most countries the age of consent is 16 but it's still illegal for teachers specifically to fuck students cause of the power imbalance.

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>>18935034
Thoughbiet my balls kind of have this weird thing, like the sperm cords are fat o algo

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>>18935050
>it's not called pedophilia you bigoted chud, it's called hebephilia

kill yourself faggot idgaf what you are you're still disgusting

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>>18935056
nigga put the nsfw spoiler on this geg

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>>18935074
Marge i did

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>>18935075
no way nusois are falling for dis geg

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>>18935080
yeah and it's stupid nobody is getting shocked by this

 â„–18935093[Quote]

3 inch

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>>18935083
90% of us are 18-20 year olds with raging hormones, even if we know its bait we cant help it

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>>18935026
>>18935056
Yeah these are normal except the undescended testicles. Also what do you mean she'd push them in and they'd go up? What do you mean up

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my dick never grew
at least tranime girls can't say no

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>>18935095
I am not >>18935026, just a different teen. But my fat sperm cords are normal?

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>>18935065
I didn't say it should be legal I just said it's common and not a mental disorder. Also hebephilia means attraction to pubescent children (age 11-13) which is different and much less common than ephebophilia which is attraction to teenagers aged 14-18

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>>18935111
you forgot the ' nuGQD

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>>18935111
I'm pretty sure that's normal yeah

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>>18935119
No, i just couldnt be fucked to type it

 â„–18935133[Quote]

someone post a link to the actual stats so i dont have to google average penis size

 â„–18935135[Quote]

>>18935109
downloaded the wrong version award

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>>18935123
I've researched it and also heard of whats called a scrotal mass. They are harmless i think. Could also be that?

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>>18935133
there's honestly not good data on it cause most of the studies are done on men with erectile dysfunction or other health disorders

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>>18935129
are you a teen, or a teen… hmmmm…

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>>18935148
I imagine some lie too

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>>18935009
fuck show please

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>>18935160
well the studies were where they actually measured the men's dicks in person

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>>18935166
holy fuck you retards it's bait, is this your first day here?

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>>18935168
stop baiting me I suffer from OGD

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>>18935140
idk but i got obsessed with feeling that junk because of a health class where they taught about how to check yourself for cancer and i panicked because of a bump and got it checked at a hospital and the procedure was to have a nurse check it with a handheld cancer detector wand and tons of lube

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how do you niggas have 5 inch dicks and not kill yourselves

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>>18935202
was the nurse hot

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>>18935216
my dick is bigger than the burj khalifa

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How do i put youtube videos as a reply

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>>18935224
its been so long i dont remember but i will choose yes

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>>18935009
How tight is it, would my cock be suctioned into your pussy? also what is the widest object you can shove in there

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>>18935248
it's bait it's bait it's baaait ffs

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>>>18935009
>How tight is it, would my cock be suctioned into your pussy? also what is the widest object you can shove in there

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>>18935248
niggas goon to the word pussy now they don't even need a picture

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>gooning to pizzacake's onlyfans content

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>>18935248
Apparently a lot of girls use the handles of their hairbrushes as dildos. Some girl I knew told me she did this when she was like 13 and accidentally broke her hymen and freaked out kek

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>>18935310
I use my guitar as a dildo

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>>18935316
how does that work

 â„–18935325[Quote]

im unironically 6.7 inches long

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>>18935324
I use the handle of the guitar like the tip

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>>18935301
>scheduling routine nut ultrasounds for a handjob by a nurse covered by insurance

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and I shove it inside of my anus

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>>18935264
How do you know, a sisa sharty foid with a cunt that can grip hard on your cock could be behind the screen

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>>18935351
nigger really thinks a foid will post about her pussy on the shitty women have more self respect then that

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>>18935351
Sharty sisa pussy probably grips like a heroin addict having their needle stolen

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>>18935332
should i try this

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>>>18935351
>women have more self respect then that
Ev&doe they goon to books about werewolves and dog dicks

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>>18935374
ok but they don't go post about her pussy because men are soooo degenerate ughhhh (read that in a foid voice for goon points)

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also women don't say "my pussy is tight" they don't speak like that that's a man thing

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>>18935371
i mean you could get a hairy indian guy so it could be a gamble

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6 inches ip doesn't meet requirements

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>>18935402
>Getting a pseudo-handy from a hairy jeet

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>>18935415
5 original sentences left

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>>18935415
Gigger hall of fame

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>>18934600
just following this guy's reply
but relatively how girthy is 5.5 inches in diameter?
just asking

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>>18935362
I've seen some actual women fetish posting and posting their nudes and shit on 4chan and here but it's extremely rare. Maybe 1% of the time when someone claims to be a woman it's actually true.

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>>18935402
I might get even harder then

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>>18935446
if I was a w*man for 1 day I would just spam my nudes on the shitty via a pastebin link that directs to 'ommons

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>>18935435
5.5 girth is above average to large

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>>18935465
> 'ommons
marge

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>>18935430
Im the guy you're following. I would guess a bit wider than a franks hot dog, or a small m%ms tube
>

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>>18935473
wikimedia commons

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>>18935454
>This is your TENTH ultrasound in the last month Mr. Jacobson, you do NOT have testicular cancer. STOP SCHEDULING ULTRASOUNDS!
<I feel a new mass. Schedule it immediately.

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have you guys ever painted your nails when masturbating so you imagine that a foid is giving you a handy

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>>18935465
I wish more imageboard foids would post nudes and videos of themselves masturbating but for some reason the ones that do are usually always 14-16 years old

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>>18935501
because adult women are usually not horny pieces of shit that want to post their nudes on an imageboard full of incel faggots

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lot of niggas here with small dicks it seems

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>>18935519
>adult women are usually not horny pieces of shit

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>>18935629
well at least not horny enough to do what I mentioned

also 'toktoddler 'toss

 â„–18935654[Quote]

>>18935519
But yeah I guess probably some 14 year old foid will post a video of herself on 4cuck cause she thinks it's some V for Vendetta hackerman gooning to her and not some fat 30 year old virgin

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>>18935640
idk where the 'toss comes from I think I downloaded it from 4cuck

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8 inches erect but 4 inches normally

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>>18935467
yes but relatively speaking how much above average?

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>>18935662
it's a meme on 'tok

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>>18935610
Five inches is huge though

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>>18935702
maybe in china

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>>18935715
shush japcuck quit gooning to your loli porn before dissing us chinkGQDS

 â„–18936980[Quote]

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