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>>18935248
it's bait it's bait it's baaait ffs

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>>>18935009
>How tight is it, would my cock be suctioned into your pussy? also what is the widest object you can shove in there

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>>18935248
niggas goon to the word pussy now they don't even need a picture

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>>18935240
use the embed thing but make sure it's a clean link
for example change
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od_PmtmMDV0&list=PLA3EaQiR1w7z75fJxW83VOQFAS2kqUIZK
to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od_PmtmMDV0

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>>18935248

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>>18935202
>>18935245
Geg watch this
>>18935281
Thx

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>gooning to pizzacake's onlyfans content

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>>18935248
Apparently a lot of girls use the handles of their hairbrushes as dildos. Some girl I knew told me she did this when she was like 13 and accidentally broke her hymen and freaked out kek

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>>18935310
I use my guitar as a dildo

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>>18935316
how does that work

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im unironically 6.7 inches long

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>>18935324
I use the handle of the guitar like the tip

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>>18935301
>scheduling routine nut ultrasounds for a handjob by a nurse covered by insurance

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and I shove it inside of my anus

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>>18935264
How do you know, a sisa sharty foid with a cunt that can grip hard on your cock could be behind the screen

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>>18935351
nigger really thinks a foid will post about her pussy on the shitty women have more self respect then that

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>>18935351
Sharty sisa pussy probably grips like a heroin addict having their needle stolen

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>>18935332
should i try this

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>>>18935351
>women have more self respect then that
Ev&doe they goon to books about werewolves and dog dicks

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>>18935374
ok but they don't go post about her pussy because men are soooo degenerate ughhhh (read that in a foid voice for goon points)

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also women don't say "my pussy is tight" they don't speak like that that's a man thing

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>>18935371
i mean you could get a hairy indian guy so it could be a gamble

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6 inches ip doesn't meet requirements

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>>18935402
>Getting a pseudo-handy from a hairy jeet

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>>18935415
5 original sentences left

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>>18935415
Gigger hall of fame

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>>18934600
just following this guy's reply
but relatively how girthy is 5.5 inches in diameter?
just asking

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>>18935362
I've seen some actual women fetish posting and posting their nudes and shit on 4chan and here but it's extremely rare. Maybe 1% of the time when someone claims to be a woman it's actually true.

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>>18935402
I might get even harder then

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>>18935446
if I was a w*man for 1 day I would just spam my nudes on the shitty via a pastebin link that directs to 'ommons

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>>18935435
5.5 girth is above average to large

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>>18935465
> 'ommons
marge

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>>18935430
Im the guy you're following. I would guess a bit wider than a franks hot dog, or a small m%ms tube
>

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>>18935473
wikimedia commons

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>>18935454
>This is your TENTH ultrasound in the last month Mr. Jacobson, you do NOT have testicular cancer. STOP SCHEDULING ULTRASOUNDS!
<I feel a new mass. Schedule it immediately.

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have you guys ever painted your nails when masturbating so you imagine that a foid is giving you a handy

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>>18935465
I wish more imageboard foids would post nudes and videos of themselves masturbating but for some reason the ones that do are usually always 14-16 years old

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>>18935501
because adult women are usually not horny pieces of shit that want to post their nudes on an imageboard full of incel faggots

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lot of niggas here with small dicks it seems

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>>18935519
>adult women are usually not horny pieces of shit

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>>18935629
well at least not horny enough to do what I mentioned

also 'toktoddler 'toss

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>>18935519
But yeah I guess probably some 14 year old foid will post a video of herself on 4cuck cause she thinks it's some V for Vendetta hackerman gooning to her and not some fat 30 year old virgin

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>>18935640
idk where the 'toss comes from I think I downloaded it from 4cuck

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8 inches erect but 4 inches normally

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>>18935467
yes but relatively speaking how much above average?

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>>18935662
it's a meme on 'tok

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>>18935610
Five inches is huge though

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>>18935702
maybe in china

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>>18935715
shush japcuck quit gooning to your loli porn before dissing us chinkGQDS

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