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 β„–18811725[Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][Quote]

I was "friends" with a pooner who would constantly ask me out because to her I looked like marshal lee from adventure time.

She kept saying I was her gender envy/ body dysmorphia.
I remember when she tried to make me self harm with her and showed me her scars.

I try to avoid her now but she's my coworker…

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I was friends with some boys from the camp who made stupid EPI jokes when I was caca.

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>>18811754
I was friends with them only because I had no one to talk to, and then I was very dumb.

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>amerigroids in small towns cant just pick up a move a few miles away

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tranny who later went on to rape xer little sister

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Nusois don't even take chances when they're dangled in front of them…

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>>18811801
You want me to fuck a pooner?

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In high school I was friends with 2 skids (more like 16 year olds) who made their own homemade cocaine proxy and I used it to ban evade on 4cuck once
I wish I still had that shit

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>>18811807
it's a free life experience nusoi

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>>18811807
Geg do dis

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>>18811821
Yes and maybe she'll leave you alone.

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>>18811807
Anything for pussy

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so back in middle school i knew some emo girl who i was trying to pull because she also knew some snca i cared about, i simped for her for about 2 months and then i asked her out and she rejected me. Here is the thing i walked by her house everyday to get to school and back and she saw me one day i found out she was telling people i was stalking her, it didn't go anywhere but thats around the time i found out she was mentally ill and we didn't really talk to each other afterwards.
>arrow

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>>18811821
>>18811822
>>18811828


Here's a photo of her
I dont know if i wanna actually have sex with her yet though.
It'll be embarassing for me if my first time is with a pooner

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>>18811807
if she’s bad yes

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>>18811841

You should have kept stalking her.

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>>18811855
i still live near her

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>>18811845
>It'll be embarassing for me if my first time is with a pooner
he would've been more embarassed

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>>18811862
she probably ACKed by now

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>>18811871
still usable as long as she’s still warm

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>>18811884
too much rapeson posting has turned you insane

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>>18811871
her grampa who she lives with works at my local grocery store and we are fine

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>>18811845
omgziza

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>>18811889
meds and BWC now thats a fake nigger

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>>18811845
BVILT (for your cock, chud!)

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>>18811854
>>18811892

I just sent a photo of her.
I feel like she's better looking than the stereotypical pooner. if only she wasn't a clingy sperg.

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>>18811908
u can fix her and wife her up

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>>18811898

I know she likes me because she tried to follow me home off the bus like a fucking weirdo and got embarassed when I told her to stop.

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>>18811908
What I would give to be in your shoes right now

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>>18811923
just take her already she wants you badly

 β„–18811939[Quote]

>>18811919
>>18811898

How am I going to fix her into not being a pooner??

 β„–18811942[Quote]

>>18811931
some niggas arent grateful in life

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>>18811939
if she doesn't have a pooner dick its fine

 β„–18811952[Quote]

>>18811939
Don't. Keep an insecure pooner "husband" you can easily manipulate

 β„–18811954[Quote]

Lucky fuck, this is why you soishits don't deserve love, ungrateful niggers

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>>18811939
reset factory settings with your BWC obviously

 β„–18811964[Quote]

>>18811801
I almost fucked a pooner once

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>>18811935
>>18811955

How am I going to introduce this to my father?

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all i got for alt-girls was some mentally ill emo lucky niggers

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>>18811964
I mean I β€œdated” xer; xhe did send whimper audios to me once

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>>18811967
He’ll understand

 β„–18811982[Quote]

>>18811967
make her lie
just go through with it and move forward from there, you can't plan everything to perfection

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>>18811975
You can easily do that with any girl on /soc/ though

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>>18811982
and improvise whatever doesn’t go your way

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Every friend I made is more normal than me

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>>18811845
Geg, she looks like a communiaryan. Op rape her for us

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>>18811988
Yeah but dis was through Snapchat
Plus I sent one back
I was going through a shit time and the last thing I needed (in hindsight) was some pooner grooming me

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>>18811798
I wonder what happened to that tranny though

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>>18812018
>communiaryan

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>>18812010
Same
this is why all of them cut me off

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>>18812010
besides for that emo nigger its the same here

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but that pooner liked you OP? didn't she?

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>>18812041

yeah she did.

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>>18812023
being groomed by a hot pooner is a blessing nigga you ungrateful as shit if u dont want her send her my way

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>>18812048
Xhe wasn’t even hot nigga but sure I gotchu

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>>18812023
how old were you chud

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>>18811845
Send xer my way saar, I'll take good care of xer

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>>18812048
this website has made me start liking pooners

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>>18812044
you're making it sound like you used to know her and got distant
are you still friends, or even in contact? it might be too late now

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>>18812044
go take her OP you are drowning right now

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>>18812054
Around late 14-15s. Probably 15

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>>18812018
>>18811982
>>18811978

You guys are turning feral over my pooner coworker…

>>18812068
>>18812063

Wtffff? Bro 😭

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>>18812065
i feel pity on pooners more than troons because even if they were groomed the same way a troon is only gullible as a kid, pooners are forever going to get groomed

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>>18812073
oh shit you don't like her

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>soicucks are trying to convince a teen to fuck a pooner

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>>18812069
nigga send her my way

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>>18812073
damn i didn't know you wanted no business with her
listen man it's your chance, take a pooner home and be able to do whatever you want with her because she's mentally ill and insecure or leave it as is and wait for a normal stacy

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was friends with a guy who later got caught with csam

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>>18812073
> Wtffff? Bro 😭

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>>18812100
so most 'cordniggers

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>>18812076
>>18812098


She's not bad looking.
I'm just trying not to have sex with her to save face.
I would never be able to live it down.

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>>soicucks are trying to convince a teen to fuck a pooner

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>>18812114
BIDEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

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>>18812114

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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>>18812075
mostly because they are women

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>>18812096
Alright krakka…

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>>18812108
you not saving face brah just wife her up and fix her give her kids or something

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>>18812096
rape her

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>>18812108
Your pick. Whichever way you go, your pooner pal will long for you to be her's

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>>18812132
Yeah make her a heccin based tradwife

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>>18812108
but she likes you

 β„–18812143[Quote]

>>18812134
I vvill.

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i used to be friends with a neo nazi roblox exploiter

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>>18811725 (OP)
not a friend but my nextdoor neighbor, he killed my pet cat and left its body on my fence

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>>18812108
just fuck her already ungrateful nigger

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>>18811845
OP, you have this one, from what you've said in this thread its pretty obvious she is obsessed with you. Having sex with her is extremely easy, just call her cute or something, as a passing remark in a casual conversation. If she follows you again, tell her she can come to your house. OP this is so easy, and shes cute.

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>>18812145
did you kill him

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NIGGER I TELL YOU IF A GIRL LIKES YOU ITS SO FUCKING EASY TO INFLUENCE HER INTO BECOMING A BASED TRADWIFE OP THIS IS YOUR OPPORTUNITY

 β„–18812162[Quote]

don't be afraid to get some actual help for your gooner pooner.

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>>18812157
no he basically got off free

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OP say you won’t date her unless she de-transitions

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>>18812162
oh yeah OP you should probably call the asylum and police if it ends up bad
free get out of jail card

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>>18812123
JANNIES APPROVE

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>>18812145
You should've gotten revenge nigger

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>>18812169
do dis now

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>>18812159 (me)
also almost all pooners detransition early so she's must still be feminine i hope

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>>18812132
>>18812136
>>18812139
>>18812153


So i'm gonna have sex with a pooner….
The post nut clarity is gonna kick the living shit out of me

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>>18812183
she's biologically a girl doe

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>>18812183
im the best wingman ever

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>>18812183
does she still have her pussy

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>>18812183
OP SAY YOU WONT FUCK HER UNLESS SHE DETRANSITIONS

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>>18812183
your post nut clarity will make you feel like a fucking man for fixing a broken woman

 β„–18812200[Quote]

>>18812194
dodis OP i believe in you

 β„–18812201[Quote]

>>18812129
Jesus Christ janny must be jacking off to it

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>>18812192
im using this site for dating advice even more now

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>>18812194
foids like to get degraded in bed
call her a woman and force her to say things like "i'm a girl"
they're all masochists (especially pooners, given how she self harms)

 β„–18812212[Quote]

https://archived.st/soy/thread/18811725.html
OP tell us after you fucked her with this link

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>>18812183
it wont, its a biological woman. Thats how your brain will consciously and subconsciously register it. Its 100% straight, especially considering she stills looks like a woman

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>>18812205
the only reason we encouraging u is cause shes not dyke level of chopped shes attractive enough to be wifed up

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>>18812194
>>18812192
>>18812193
>>18812194
>>18812196

SHE CALLS HERSELF A PUPPYBOY… A PUPPYBOY

ARE U SERIOUSLY TELLING ME TO FUCK HER RIGHT NOW? AM I REALLY ABOUT TO DO THIS?

 β„–18812229[Quote]

>>18812212
screenshot the OP image with the (you)

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>>18812183
Quit your bellyaching and go score some pussy already

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>>18812208
dodis OP make it rough if she likes you she will enjoy it

 β„–18812235[Quote]

>>18812228
KEYED AS FUCK

 β„–18812237[Quote]

>>18812222
im not OP but im still going to do this

 β„–18812239[Quote]

>>18812228
then treat her like a puppygirl and put her in a cage dafuq?

 β„–18812240[Quote]

>>18812228
FILM IT

 β„–18812241[Quote]

>>18812228
Yes nigga make her a puppy girl; be keyed and MAKE HER DETRANSITION

 β„–18812248[Quote]

ONCE SHE EXPERIENCES COCK SHE’LL WANT TO GO BACK

 β„–18812250[Quote]

>>18812228
YES DON'T QUESTION IT JUST DO IT AND RAPEEEEEEEEEE

 β„–18812251[Quote]

i used to be friends with a lolicon until i found out

 β„–18812257[Quote]

>>18812232
HOLD HER IN A CHOKEHOLD SO SHE CAN'T DO SHIT WHEN YOU DEGRADE HER, SHE'LL GIVE IN

 β„–18812260[Quote]

OP YOU ARE LIKE A KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR SAVE THE PRINCESS OP FROM THE TRANS AGENDA

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>>18812251
I assume this went down on 'cord

 β„–18812266[Quote]

>>18812250
>>18812241
>>18812240
>>18812239
>>18812235
>>18812230


GOD FUCKING DAMN IT OKAY, I'LL GO AND FUCK HER.
I ALREADY LIKE HER, BUT SHE'S A POONER, A FUCKING POONER.

HOW AM I GONNA FIX THAT?

 β„–18812271[Quote]

OP IF YOU DODIS SOYJAK.PARTY WILL CONSIDER YOU AN ARYAN WARRIOR AND THE SAVIOR OF THE WHITE RACE AND A TRAISO KILLER

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>>18812266
SAY YOU WONT FUCK HER UNLESS SHE DETRANSITIONS NIGGA!

 β„–18812275[Quote]

>>18812266
nigger stop attentionwhoring

 β„–18812279[Quote]

>>18812266
>I ALREADY LIKE HER
tell her to detransition

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>>18812266
silly nuswa, you fix pooners with your BIWISI obviously, you just gotta hit the factory reset button in her womb brah!

 β„–18812286[Quote]

>>18812266
you do it WITH YOUR BIG WHITE COCK

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>>18812264
this actually went down on xf1re.com

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>>18812272
>>18812279

I'm going to subtly talk about detransitioning and hint at it for her

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>>18812266
Unless she has already mutilated her body, her being a pooner literally has no real effect. Just say the right things to her and you'll score

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>>18812288
hitler dubs

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>>18812286
>>18812283

Ok…

I'm gonna need to get off the site to mentally prepare myself for what I'm about to do though.

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>>18812288
yes do it post about it on /r9k/ once you get her to detransition

 β„–18812301[Quote]

>>18812288
ask to see her self harm scars, like how froot did with that one girl who was a sex slave
free sympathy, you get good with her, you can fuck easier and you make her feel better about herself…

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>>18812292
yeah OP, make sure to tell us about it in the future, we will be here for you

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>>18812303

You guys really convinced me to fuck a pooner.

>>18812294

Ok.

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>>18812129
>>18812144
10 minute mpa JSID

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>>18812292
when u inevitably start a family with her remember to sit and think about the soyteens that helped you achieve dis

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You know that one toss where is the before and after with the ftm, where xe is pregnant and bred in the "after" panel? You need to do that op

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>>18812318
Pardon my esl saars

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>>18812316
Yes OP we’re going to help you get some pussy

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yep adding this to happenings

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>>18812301

πŸ˜‚ this is gonna be the dumbest shit ever.

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>>18812313
we had to wake you up OP. you have her at your hands and i know you want it. MAKE US PROUD

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>>18812326
YOU WILL MANIPULATE AND COERCE CHARM AND SWOON HER INTO BECOMING YOUR WIFE

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>>18812313
Nusoi…..This…….this isn't even funny anymore what are you doing…

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>>18812327

Fuck it I'm going all in.

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>>18812339
frogs mad they get no pussy

 β„–18812357[Quote]

>>18812337

I'm gonna bring her back to normal.
I'm gonna do the undoable

Thanks for the 3 am motivation you guys gave me. I wont forget this

 β„–18812358[Quote]

>>18812347
nigger you said dis like 5 times either do it or dont

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>>18812339
Shut up frog, go back to your mateless pond

 β„–18812362[Quote]

i'll come back and post an update

 β„–18812364[Quote]

YOU WILL SYMPATHIZE WITH HER SELF-HARM SCARS
YOU WILL TELL HER TO DETRANSITION
YOU WILL FUCK HER
YOU WILL FUCK HER ROUGHLY AND TELL HER SHE IS A GIRL AND SHE WILL DO
YOU WILL MAKE HER A TRADWIFE SISA AGAIN
YOU WILL BE HAPPY AND SHE WILL TOO

 β„–18812366[Quote]

>>18812362
we support you

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If it makes you feel better OP I jacked off to a pooner whimpering audio and sent her one; she later texted me and told me she wanted to get back together, in hindsight I should have told her to kill herself

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>>18812360
>>18812350
This is why soishits lost im trans btw

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>>18812364

I'm going back tommorrow and I'm shit at being romantic.
Do I ask to walk her back home?

 β„–18812383[Quote]

>Helping a β€˜teen with fucking a pooner into detransitioning
The sharty is the only friend you’ll ever need

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>>18812377
geg i wonder if that emo girl i knew became a pooner

 β„–18812387[Quote]

>>18812379
FROGFAILS…

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>>18812379
sentient roll

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>>18812382
ask her to follow you home, or better follow her home

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>>18812337
Anporvool btw

 β„–18812403[Quote]

>>18812382
idk but you have to make it so both of you end up in a room

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>>18812382
Apologize for leaking at her for following you, and tell her that she can come over

 β„–18812408[Quote]

>>18812382
yes do dis

 β„–18812410[Quote]

>>18812406

Wow I'm a retard why didnt I think of that

 β„–18812414[Quote]

Imagine if the pooner is on 'fe asking how xe can get with op

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>>18812415
even voiceGOD is here to support you

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>>18812414
OP think of this so you boost morale and go conquer her

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>>18812415
tsmt tsmt tsmt
OP we believe in you
listen to this aryan's voice

 β„–18812433[Quote]

now that we wrapped dis up ill tell u about mine
I was playing a really old β€˜blox game being mad murderer 2, a girl from the leaderboard joined me and i tried getting to know her thinking ill be famous (i was like 10, more or less) so i added her on the β€˜cord, however she started acting too horny around me, talking about wanting to take bibisis at the mention of baguettes.
i eventually lost contact with her, i wish i could still talk to her so i could fix her with my biwisi

 β„–18812435[Quote]

>>18812406

Let's think this through.
What are we gonna do while we're in my room? Immediately? Fuck?
I thought we were going to build this up step by step

 β„–18812439[Quote]

>>18812415
dont make me blush nigger OP is going to make and we'll know it

 β„–18812443[Quote]

>>18812439
it*
typoGODs

 β„–18812444[Quote]

>>18812415
>>18812421
>>18812429

I wasn't expecting this level of support ngl, I thought you guys would shit all over me.

Thank you guys, honestly.

 β„–18812447[Quote]

My best friend trooned out

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>>18812435
build it up, like i said, do it like froot did with the former sex slave girl
you have to make her feel at such ease, make her feel like she's yours before you even discuss sex

 β„–18812451[Quote]

>>18812447
Kill him

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>>18812444
all of us are massive simps towards cute pooners for some reason

 β„–18812457[Quote]

>nusois are telling OP to fuck a girl just so she can dump him a week later
classic!

 β„–18812459[Quote]

>>18811725 (OP)
alright Lad lets make a deal with yer
You get the tradwife i get the pussy surgically removed so i can keep it as a trophie in mer shed,
deal?

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>>18812457
then we'll make OP dump her first

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>>18812449

I'm gonna try to hug her tommorrow during my apology.
Does that sound good?

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>>18812457
she is sending him whimper audios and wants him to cut with her she is not dumping after a week bsfr

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>>18812457
lose yourself nigger go piss your pillow

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In high school my regular friendgroup was fine, but we sometimes hung out with this kid from another school who was friends with some of my friends from their old school. He's alright, but right after we graduated he trooned out and got progressively weirder from there, and every now and then he spews some retarded political takes.

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>>18812456
we got psyopped bros

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OP remember what I said about my pooner experience to make you feel better.

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>>18812466
so basically your making him get with a mentally ill foid?

IT JUST GETS WORSE

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>>18812457
Mate yer fridge is running better go get it

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>>18812472
i didn't care about pooners before i used this site

 β„–18812484[Quote]

>>18812472
i mean there's a huge difference, pooners act feminine and they detransition early in life compared to trannies who are depressed faggots
also a true man is always hungry for pussy no matter if the victim has pronous or not

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>>18812464
sounds like a deal. make sure to try and get her to talk about her scars and ask to see them again once or even touch them. get to talk about them more
>but how will i even make her talk about it
I don't know, nigger, use your mind. I'm not the one who's known her for years

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>>18812472
bvilt for BRC (big rapeson cock)

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>>18812466
I was the one with the whimper audios actually

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>>18812471
I also had a summer job in high school working at a camp and met a lot of weird homeschooled kids there. One of them was 19, never showered, and unironically didn't know what sex was or how babies were made. He by extent doesn't know what a prostitute is or a pedophile.

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OPERATION: RUN IT BACK

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>>18812464
being soft with her doesn't sound like a bad idea. as we said empathize with her own self-harm and make her feel secure

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>>18811725 (OP)
send me her address

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>>18812472
Alright lads ima be honest with ya
I look like this.
I was built in a lab to serve bbc and bwc and bic

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>>18812475
ask any nigger on /r9k/ (both here and 4cuck) and they will tell you they dream of this

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>>>18812457
>Mate yer fridge is running better go get it

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>>18812504
we all look like this thoughbeit
that's why we love pooners, they remind us of ourselves

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>>18812505
including me i use /r9k/

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>>18811807
depends, is she on T?

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>>18812498
Dodis, make the prey feel safe before turning her into your wife, foreva.

 β„–18812519[Quote]

>>18812505
these are the type of girls that stab you for disagreeing with them

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>>18812505
i use /r9k/ and i think of dis sometimes

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>>18812495
How do you even manage that without not going to school or staying inside for 19 years

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>>18812519
my type

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>>18812486
>>18812498

I'll make her feel secure.
I might talk about my own self harm to her in order to make her feel better

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>>>18812519 (You)
>my type
cucks…

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>>18812524
>my own self harm
I see why she asked you to cut with her

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>>18812516

Not to my knowledge.

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>>18811845
Kek she looks like that one whore i've been fucking every week
wait…

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>>18812526
my wife and i are both built for the big kitchen knife

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This ugly bitch of a pooner

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>>18812524
yes OP dodis she will feel good with you

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also im just now realizing this is bait

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kek got me

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>>18812537
quiet anonfag it's funny
i want to dream

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OP if you and her have sex please make sure to record it and make sure you cosplay as Nate and she cosplays as soytan

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>>18812522
He was completely homeschooled, never had friends outside his church until that summer. We never really told him cause he would have a tantrum if you tried to, but it's also a super awkward conversation nobody wanted to have.

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>>18812537
nigger nigger go away nigger go away

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>>18812537
please dont be

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>>18812527

It's obvious why she would ask that. I look like mikey way from MCR

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>>18811725 (OP)
Alright OP here's what (You) are gonna do

When you get to your workplace, Grab her from the back and ram her into a suitcase or whatever the fuck you bring to work

Once she's in there she's outta gon' start losing air (Obviously)
What yer gonna wanna do is take her home with ya and start brutalising and raping her

Even if she begs dont stop

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>>18812545
I think he might've been neurodivergent

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>>18812544
OP DODIS TO BOOST MORALE OF 'TEENS TO BECOME YES CHADS

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>>18812535
aryan beast

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>>18812544
OP DO DIS POST IT EVERYWHERE

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>>18812544

I don't have cosplay clothing. She does but Idk if she'll do it

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>>18812537
bait or not this shows how a bunch of different people, having different skin color, ethnicity and religion are brought together to love each other as brothers under anonymity for the sake of making someone else win

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>>18812559
I have an IQ over 94, so Yeah, i am a genius

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>>18812564
If I ever see her again I’m going to kill her for somehow being able to date me

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>OP if you and her have sex please make sure to record it and make sure you cosplay as Nate and she cosplays as soytan

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>>18812129
is that her

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>>18812537

No, I'm telling the truth here.

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>>18812572
i hope they both commit suicide in the near future

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>>18812583

ay fuck you too

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>>18812572
wholesome 'em

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>>18812553
Yeah he definitely had autism or something. Written in the way he spoke.

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>>18812529
then what the fuck are you waiting for nigga that's just a straight up woman (for now)
this is your last chance to fug her before the hormones give her a big meaty man-clit and prickly facial hair + kazoo voice

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>>18812594
I think subconsciously I knew she was a girl but outwardly I acted gay and shit

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>>18812598
you should find her again and fuck her

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>>18812529
IF SHE HAS A VAGINA AND TITS AND SHE DOESN'T FUCKED UP YET THEN SHE IS A WOMAN YOU HEAR ME?

 β„–18812603[Quote]

>>18812550

I dont have the asspulling skills to do that
How about I give her a monster as an apology + the hug and the invitation to my bedroom where we talk about our experiences with self harm

I think that's a good start

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>>18812602

Yes she still has her tits intact (thank god)

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>>18812603
sounds like a plan
that's everything for now
you can go the rest on your own

 β„–18812628[Quote]

back in highschool me and my friends were "friends" with the actual esl fnf pedo and we only were friends with him cause it was really fun to bully him and eventually he got outed as a actual pedo so we dropped him

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>>18812609
perfect. then everything's according to the plan, you can't fail OP

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>>18812614

3 days from now on friday i'm gonna ask her out on a date.
That's when I'm gonna make my move.

 β„–18812635[Quote]

DON'T FORGET OP >>>/r9k/

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>>18812628
did he have discord

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>>18812634
post about on /r9k/ they will tell you where to go from there

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>>18812631

I will do this. I won't fail you guys after you hyped me up this much

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>>18811845
btw for those who came here late the pooner in question looks like dis

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>>18812638
yes and he had several cord sisters and a discord e girlfriend

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>>18812653
>>>/r9k/
its the dating advice board

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>>18812659
>e girlfriend
age 12

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>>18812665

Ok. Thanks dude.

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>>18812649
we're hyped too OP, now go do it NQW

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>>18812659
>discord e girlfriend

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>>18811725 (OP)
Considering how retarded it was this feels like more of a confession than calling the other person weird but around 10-11 years old I was (online) friends with a Russian furry vore fetishist who made absolute brim that he posted on FurAffinity and other sites, he had this highly autistic universe/lore that we "roleplayed" and whatnot
>nusois really get groomed
The shit was weird but to say he "groomed" me might be a stretch, the roleplay was just really autistic it was never about his fetish or any kind of serious ERP/whatever gooners would call it, I don't need to go into more detail though. The main thing about this is he probably didn't know I was a caca in the first place, eventually he must've realized the situation and just stopped talking to me entirely which I guess is kind of keyed but he was a weird nigger nonetheless.

By this point he probably got the draft notice and ACKed so who cares

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gemmiest thread of today someone 'chive this to the 'ki

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>>18812689
i will do it now

 β„–18812697[Quote]

Gonna go smoke a cig
I feel like a soldier who's about to be sent off to war in vietnam right now

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>>18812689
im gonna delete it off the 'ki

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You gotta post evidence doe OP

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>>18812701
why its big enough

 β„–18812705[Quote]

>Welcome to the sharty, by day we β€˜ox pooners and by night we give dating tips for pooners to be fixed

 β„–18812707[Quote]

OP here, she just told me she's in a relationship with my other coworker, Tyrone. She wants me to join their polycule bros, should I?

 β„–18812713[Quote]

>>18812703
snca and not relevant

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>>18812707
baited everyene award

 β„–18812719[Quote]

>>18812707
baited nophono award

 β„–18812720[Quote]

>>18812707
if this is bait why i feel so much anger

 β„–18812722[Quote]

>>18812707
BRO YOUR GONNA GET CUCKED, RUN

 β„–18812724[Quote]

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>>18812713
>snca and not relevant

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>>18812649
Always remember that statistically, pooners are much more likely to grow out of their tranny phase than guytroons. Most of the time they're just a little bit spergy and got tricked into pooning out by the internet. You can fix her OP. You just have help her get over her curiosity of the male body by letting her feel you up and fondle your peanus, and of course dicking her down good and hard. Make her feel comfortable in her womanhood.

 β„–18812734[Quote]

OP here, she just told me she's a "MAP" what the hell is that?

 β„–18812735[Quote]

anonymousfag is a hunky projecting nigger who can't breed btw

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>>18812713
>not relevant
>there's like 5 reppey threads archived because one guy found them funny
okay anonigger your bait is great we're all falling for it

 β„–18812744[Quote]

>A 'teen makes a thread about a pooner co-worker and gets convinced to go on a date with her.
does this sound good

 β„–18812747[Quote]

>>18812742
its not bait im just calling out the fact that this is not even close to being a happenings entry

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>>18812744
never let xittards and trannies make us look like bad guys we look out for eachother

 β„–18812757[Quote]

>>18812747
if that was the case you would have to remove 90% of threads on the page
who are you trying to fool here

 β„–18812760[Quote]

>>18812744
Yes also make sure to include me as well
>A 'teen makes a thread about a pooner co-worker and gets convinced to go on a date with her. And this guy told me to include himself as well

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>>18812659
he also talked to a girl who would send him picks of herself in wet my little pony diapers and as a 20 year old junior in highschool sexually harassed sophmores and would go around talking about umumusume hentai to random people

 β„–18812765[Quote]

>>18812702

Back

Yeah I'll post evidence

 β„–18812769[Quote]

>>18812744
real 'teens help each other

 β„–18812771[Quote]

>>18812763
he was also indian and smelled really bad

 β„–18812772[Quote]


 β„–18812777[Quote]

>>18812765
OP DO THE THREAD IN R9K WITH IDS SO WE KNOW WHO IS WHO

 β„–18812778[Quote]

>>18812763
gigaquotable

 β„–18812780[Quote]

>>18812757
so your admitting that the 'ki is shit?

 β„–18812781[Quote]

And OP if you make a thread like this again TURN ON IDS

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>>18812772
IF I CAN'T BE INCLUDED NO ONE WILL

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>A 'teen makes a thread about a pooner co-worker and gets help by other 'teens to go on a date with her.
sounds better?

 β„–18812789[Quote]

>>18812763
more people need to be aware that jartycucks are a real species

 β„–18812790[Quote]

>>18812744
add >also a romanian told me to include him

 β„–18812792[Quote]

>>18812780
in your eyes

 β„–18812797[Quote]

Shit not even hitler cares about or whatever the bot spams

 β„–18812799[Quote]

>>18812786
what if the pooner is also a race transitioner who used to be a nigger?

 β„–18812806[Quote]

>>18812799
then its giga

 β„–18812814[Quote]

>>18812781
>>18812777

Ok

>>18812727

I'll do this but you dont have to word it like that lmao

 β„–18812815[Quote]

>>18812787
>A 'teen makes a discussion thread about weird friends, but other 'teens realize his pooner co-worker friend liked him so they help him to go on a date with her.
what do you think

 β„–18812816[Quote]

why are salt's servers so shit

 β„–18812818[Quote]

>>18812799
nigga got blacked GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

 β„–18812820[Quote]

>>18812763
I went to a private school so luckily I didn't have anyone like this at my school.

 β„–18812826[Quote]

imagine the pooner dwells on the sharty and she finds this thread about everyone encouraging her co-worker to fuck her

 β„–18812828[Quote]

>>18812777
OP dodis

 β„–18812832[Quote]

>>18812789
on the topic of jartycucks in middle school there was this black kid that i wasnt friends with thankfully who took a video of himself fucking his dog and sent it to everyone in our school on snapchat

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>>18812815
yes i will edit it now

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>>18812816
I thought everyone just collectively stopped posting

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This will be my first time having sex, please can you guys advice me on anything specific.

I'm anxious as shit, I don't know how I'll feel during, as I've been trying for a while to just get her to understand my perspective to be clear about "No sex unless I say it."


She never listened though until two days ago.


To me having penetrative seems terrifying. What should I talk it over about during this foreplay/sex? I don't wish it to escalate past kissing, and just go chill. Any help would appreciate.

 β„–18812865[Quote]

>>18812832
must not…

 β„–18812870[Quote]

imagine the pooner dwells on the sharty and she finds this thread about everyone encouraging her co-worker to fuck her

 β„–18812875[Quote]

>>18812846
i tried to post but it kept loading

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test

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>>18812857
your pp goes in the hole

 β„–18812883[Quote]

Do I repost this thread in r9k right now? Or do I post an update tommorrow on r9k
Which one do u want me to do?

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>>18812857
Nobody on the Sharty has had sex.

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>>18812857
your pp goes in her other hole (not ass unless shes into that)

 β„–18812897[Quote]

>>18812857
use a condom

 β„–18812901[Quote]

>>18812883
do it right now and tell us later tomorrow

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>>18812886
i do regularly

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>>18812857
Just let the pooner take lead and go from there if you're so worried, if it's what you want do then tons of foreplay
Easy as that

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>>18811725 (OP)
OP is a retard for not trying to groom her into normality.

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>>18812886
Except me

 β„–18812951[Quote]

pooner who peed herself at night so she smelled really bad

 β„–18812954[Quote]

i hung out with an albino kid who wore suits to school and we only spoke about sonic adventure

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What ever happened to "don't stick your dick in crazy"?

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>>18812980
men got too lonely

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>>18812980
detransitioning pooners is aryan behavior

 β„–18813056[Quote]

>>18813018
I have a feeling OP is going to regret this if he goes through with it but I hope he keeps us updated.

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>>18813056
yeah i checked up r9k and he will
https://soyjak.st/r9k/thread/105074.html
i think he's so hyped i fear he can fail because he's nervous



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