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This is the thread where I successfully convert my pooner coworker back to normal with my cock. Stay tuned, there will be updates to this

(Photo is her)

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My heart is bounding fast as fuck right now
All of a sudden i'm about to lose my virginity 3 days from now?
I didn't expect to lose it this way.

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*pounding*

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Nigga, just stay calm
If you get too excited you won't be able to think straight and you'll be bound to fuck up.
Literally just stay as calm as possible and just be casual about it nigga
Of course you won't be able to do this and if it's bad enough you will fumble which is why I suggest you do as many things to relax as possible. Take a nice, long, shower. Sleep more. Just take care of yourself extra in the time you have to wait. You can try talking to her before hand too, if that will help calm your nerves.
I believe in you OP
picrel btw

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>>105078

Im trying to calm the fuck down man but that cig break didn't help me with shit.

I'm about to die from a heart attack before I even get to have sex with her

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>>105078

But you're right, now isn't the time to bitch out.
Father didn't raise a bitch

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Will xe be in this cosplay when you do it?

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>>105081

I dont have nate cosplay sitting in my closet so probably not.

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>>105082
Fail… So much fail… If I do not see you actually update this, I am going to commit this thread to memory and randomly recall it at arbitrary points for the rest of my life, feeling pure and utter disappointment in you specifically every time.

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>>105086

I'm gonna do it.
Put your trust and faith into me

Because I really need that shit right now

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I solemnly swear that I'm going to save her.

Mark my words

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>>105087
If you do, I will do the same thing as above, except every time I remember it, I will feel pure and utter admiration and love for you instead.

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>>105089

Thanks bro.
I should get to sleep earlier, there's big days ahead from now.
I'll see you guys later.

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>>105090
Best of luck. I truly believe in you.



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