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Those who recently graduated from highschool what are you doing now

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ok ill see myself out

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>recently graduated highschool
fuck off kid we are here to waste our lives

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I do gardening part time

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in uni

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>>18380106 (OP)
I’m not a zoomer
I’m Gen Z who graduated in '24
Anyway I’m not doing shit

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I'm graduating dis schoolyear (I'm 19 btw.)
I'm planning on going to university and studying Computer Science there

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nothing
dropped out 2 years ago
legit havent done anything,no job no money nothing

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>>18380106 (OP)
I took a gap year but im regretting it intensely. Im going back to college ASAP

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>going to university

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Nobody cares about their own future, we just want to be NEETs.

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>>18380352
Did you get held back 3 times nigga?

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>>18380351
>I’m not a zoomer
>I’m Gen Z

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>Im going back to college ASAP

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>>18380393
Fucking dumbass KEK

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learning industrial engineering and some other nerd shit

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>>18380387
I got held back a year or two back before primary school, most pipol in my country finish highschool at 18

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>I'm planning on going to university and studying Computer Science there

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>learning industrial engineering and some other nerd shit

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Gardening

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>>18380413
Oh forgot to remove the second back, sorry for ESL

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This site is for blue collarGODS take your liberal university going asses back to the Swinny

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>>18380106 (OP)
working instead of completing a college degree like the slf i am

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>Those who recently graduated from highschool what are you doing now

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Jerking off and smoking cigarettes

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>>18380425
crazy dave is itt

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>>18380436
Swinnyfags might unironically care about going to university and shit like that.

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>nothing
>dropped out 2 years ago
>legit havent done anything,no job no money nothing

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>>18380436
jeets do ur job 9x better nigga go get a degree

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>>18380446
>Killing zombies with plants after graduating

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>>18380447
GEG can you imagine? You finish school and right after you decide you want to go right back except with TWENTY times more trannies and niggers and liberals. Why would you ever?

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>>18380463
Because you worship jews and you die for the bibisi.

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>jeets do ur job 9x better nigga go get a degree

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>>18380436
I'm a biochemistry major and will be studying abroad next year. I have tons of credits from AP courses and dual enrollment so I plan to graduate a year early

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>>18380475
Now how much do you owe in student loans?

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>>18380483
none. my parents saved money and i have scholarships

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>>18380483
None I got a decent scholarship and my parents saved enough money for it, though if I go to meds school I'll probably have to take out a goy loan

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>>18380499
You're about to get trapped escape while you can

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>>18380499
Fuck you Dr. Soyberg.

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>>18380503
unlike the mistake you were i was a planned organism nigger

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took a gap year and i got a job but i'm going next year

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neetgods won though trvke

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taking loads of bbc

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>Why yes, I had my whole life planned for me by my parents and I have no idea what struggle is, how could you tell?

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>>18380520
Don't ever think it's too late to start if you took a gap year or 2 you can take winter and summer classes and ACCELERATE your degree

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>what are you doing now
Nothing other than being a NEETcuck and wasting my life on this website. I'm killing myself in 2 years.

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>>18380538
I'm a bit behind in chemistry since I just switched from environmental science so I'll be catching up this summer

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>>18380548
Facedox yourself then

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>>18380548
Giga, do people in this site actually have suicidal tendencies though?

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>>18380548
shoot up a mosque instead

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Life kinda sucks horse dick, the uni I want to go to contucts a special test so I have to study for a year in home. I feel very lazy and want to go back to our hometown and load haybales into old trucks with my grandpa but I cant, I know I cant fucking living without my mother and father yelling at me how I didnt put much work to my study and just freaked away like a pussy, they DO promise me everything, they say theyll pay for whatever I desire if I got to the uni. They have a private teacher that checks me every week and ive been delaying my homeworks for a month and a half, I keep calling myself a retard for not doing the work that would take me at max 30 hours. I am not retarded or anything im just too impatient to wait for my crops to grow, I YEARN to make video games and build toy cars and whatnot so badly yet they still want me to put aside my precious hobbies for another year, I dont want to study but I have to.

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>shoot up a mosque instead

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>>18380563
i used to cut meself but i stopped after realizing how gay that was

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>>18380581
take Adderall

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>i used to cut meself but i stopped after realizing how gay that was

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>>18380584
I used to do that when I had clitty leakages.

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>>18380603
Good advice, i think all neets should get diagnosed with adhd and take Adderall

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>I used to do that when I had clitty leakages.

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>>18380616
I'm a giga sperg so whenever I was frustrated I used to punch my head and thought it would make me perform better

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>>18380584
I keep going from being disgusted at cutting to wanting to do it so bad, shit is an actual drug

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>>18380637
>Punching yourself in the head when you're angry
Timestamp is 0:20 btw.

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>>18380625
You'll just have to wait 11-12 years before I get my medical license so I can open my own Dr. Soyberg sharty clinic and prescribe stimulants

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>>18380650
you should stop because the scars leave you looking like a pooner retard

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>I keep going from being disgusted at cutting to wanting to do it so bad, shit is an actual drug

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Quote really was one of us

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>>18380650
Just kill yourself now there's zero chance you're ever living a normal life

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>>18380691
Imagine unironically wanting to live a "normal" life GEG.

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>>18380683
>not taking SSRIs and being a depressed SLF
<Taking the Kuzpill and taking SSRIs until you're a schizo

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>>18380670
yeah, I know whenever people see them they probably think I'm some fag

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>>18380707
you should post em

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>>18380707
Vivian is this you

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>>18380725
don't tell me you're that nigga again GEEEEG

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can you niggers just stop being depressed plz it's gay as hell

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stuck in zog college doing snca every week. at least the course is kinda fun doe

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i've given up to the point where i was looking at russian property websites drooling over how a house in rural russia costs $6,000 or less and it keeps decreasing every year
lucky me, i've got my documents sorted out to make a move to rural southern brazil so i can live on a farm with 70 chickens 2 peacocks 20,000 tilapia so on. i feel really bad for the other zoomgods who were born into the worst economy in history, hoping i can escape the collapse by rejecting the material world and becoming a hermit

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>>18380732
No
Also no I'm not posting them, I'm not some cute femboy twink anyway

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>>18380581
are you german?

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>>18380436
>shitty cuckas dont even get ma.rrie.d by ma.ny

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>>18380757
I would move to russia if they werent drafting niggers over an snca war

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>>18380757
Southern Brazil is aryan.

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>>18380766
GEG SWINNYCUCKS GET MA.RRIED

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>>18380771
If you're suicidal why not just risk it and sign a military contract? If you survive you get a good salary

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>drafting niggers over an snca war

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>>18380766
SWINNYFAGS ARE NORMGROIDS GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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>>18380771
they can't legally draft you until you get the ruzzian citizenship, unless you're retarded and sign the contract on purpose like that american conservative family did
the only reason those indians got drafted is because they're retarded and signed a contract in a language they cant read for a country that is notorious for meatgrinding

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i graduated in 2020. i didn't go to college i am unc now and live in poverty with my parents. i am unemployed and my only job prospects are working in construction and factory jobs. my parents cannot afford to buy me a car or even pay insurance on it. life is bleak, i turn 25 in roughly 6 months when i turn 30 i will kill myself

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>>18380766
He's older than the jannycords who run the swailly

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>>18380764
Nope but they are pretty German in spirit if you know that I mean, I hope someone here motivates me to do my homework, I have like 2000 questions I have to answer in 2 books and the deadline is 2 days away

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>>18380822
Factory jobs are comfy if you aren't a fat fuck

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>>18380822
https://russian-army.com/en/
Go fight for the motherland ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV

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>>18380837
just use AI and cheat and lie

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>>18380841
Factory jobs are like roullete, you could be fired at literally any moment because of how replaceable you are

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>>18380848
GEEEEEEG RUSISSIES ARE ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FROM JARTYCUCKS

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>>18380883
No wonder they are losing against Ukrops.

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>>18380848
fucking shitty ass vibecoded website that looks like discord or some website where cacas get roblox hacks

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>He's older than the jannycords who run the swailly

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>>18380841
i suppose they can be i worked in one before that was niggerhell i dont plan on remaining unemployed
>>18380848
i was thinking about that today actually maybe i can get blown by a drone and if dont die and they win i will get a bunch of medals a win win although i am an amerimutt so that probably isnt realistic

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>>18380935
Become a mega military engineer and assist mother russia in their duty in the next 20 years

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>>18380968
or volunteer for the ukrainian forces they provide better training

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