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Those who recently graduated from highschool what are you doing now
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>>18380581
take Adderall

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>i used to cut meself but i stopped after realizing how gay that was

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>>18380584
I used to do that when I had clitty leakages.

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>>18380603
Good advice, i think all neets should get diagnosed with adhd and take Adderall

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>I used to do that when I had clitty leakages.

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>>18380616
I'm a giga sperg so whenever I was frustrated I used to punch my head and thought it would make me perform better

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>>18380584
I keep going from being disgusted at cutting to wanting to do it so bad, shit is an actual drug

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>>18380637
>Punching yourself in the head when you're angry
Timestamp is 0:20 btw.

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>>18380625
You'll just have to wait 11-12 years before I get my medical license so I can open my own Dr. Soyberg sharty clinic and prescribe stimulants

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>>18380650
you should stop because the scars leave you looking like a pooner retard

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>I keep going from being disgusted at cutting to wanting to do it so bad, shit is an actual drug

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Quote really was one of us

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>>18380650
Just kill yourself now there's zero chance you're ever living a normal life

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>>18380691
Imagine unironically wanting to live a "normal" life GEG.

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>>18380683
>not taking SSRIs and being a depressed SLF
<Taking the Kuzpill and taking SSRIs until you're a schizo

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>>18380670
yeah, I know whenever people see them they probably think I'm some fag

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>>18380707
you should post em

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>>18380707
Vivian is this you

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>>18380725
don't tell me you're that nigga again GEEEEG

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can you niggers just stop being depressed plz it's gay as hell

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stuck in zog college doing snca every week. at least the course is kinda fun doe

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i've given up to the point where i was looking at russian property websites drooling over how a house in rural russia costs $6,000 or less and it keeps decreasing every year
lucky me, i've got my documents sorted out to make a move to rural southern brazil so i can live on a farm with 70 chickens 2 peacocks 20,000 tilapia so on. i feel really bad for the other zoomgods who were born into the worst economy in history, hoping i can escape the collapse by rejecting the material world and becoming a hermit

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>>18380732
No
Also no I'm not posting them, I'm not some cute femboy twink anyway

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>>18380581
are you german?

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>>18380436
>shitty cuckas dont even get ma.rrie.d by ma.ny

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>>18380757
I would move to russia if they werent drafting niggers over an snca war

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>>18380757
Southern Brazil is aryan.

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>>18380766
GEG SWINNYCUCKS GET MA.RRIED

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>>18380771
If you're suicidal why not just risk it and sign a military contract? If you survive you get a good salary

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>drafting niggers over an snca war

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>>18380766
SWINNYFAGS ARE NORMGROIDS GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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>>18380771
they can't legally draft you until you get the ruzzian citizenship, unless you're retarded and sign the contract on purpose like that american conservative family did
the only reason those indians got drafted is because they're retarded and signed a contract in a language they cant read for a country that is notorious for meatgrinding

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i graduated in 2020. i didn't go to college i am unc now and live in poverty with my parents. i am unemployed and my only job prospects are working in construction and factory jobs. my parents cannot afford to buy me a car or even pay insurance on it. life is bleak, i turn 25 in roughly 6 months when i turn 30 i will kill myself

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>>18380766
He's older than the jannycords who run the swailly

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>>18380764
Nope but they are pretty German in spirit if you know that I mean, I hope someone here motivates me to do my homework, I have like 2000 questions I have to answer in 2 books and the deadline is 2 days away

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>>18380822
Factory jobs are comfy if you aren't a fat fuck

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>>18380822
https://russian-army.com/en/
Go fight for the motherland ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV

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>>18380837
just use AI and cheat and lie

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>>18380841
Factory jobs are like roullete, you could be fired at literally any moment because of how replaceable you are

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>>18380848
GEEEEEEG RUSISSIES ARE ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FROM JARTYCUCKS

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>>18380883
No wonder they are losing against Ukrops.

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>>18380848
fucking shitty ass vibecoded website that looks like discord or some website where cacas get roblox hacks

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>He's older than the jannycords who run the swailly

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>>18380841
i suppose they can be i worked in one before that was niggerhell i dont plan on remaining unemployed
>>18380848
i was thinking about that today actually maybe i can get blown by a drone and if dont die and they win i will get a bunch of medals a win win although i am an amerimutt so that probably isnt realistic

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>>18380935
Become a mega military engineer and assist mother russia in their duty in the next 20 years

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>>18380968
or volunteer for the ukrainian forces they provide better training

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