/soy/ - Soyjaks

>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come here, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today.

>May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA

>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!

*taps glass*

>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!

I don't believe in Chad I don't like him he spread some alien agenda

This clown Chad is mentally and spiritually ill he's some sort of f i t n a

Recently I have discovered a great love for trans women/femboys and I am very confused about it. For a long time I have thought I was straight, no matter how much my piers said otherwise. But after discovering a sudden love for cock I don't know if I am. So far its only feminine people with cocks that I have found attractive but if I like dick so much doesn't that make me gay anyway? I don't want to tell anyone about it because I know that if I do and it gets out it will just become another running joke. So I want to know all of you guys opinions, does liking cock make you gay or does it specifically have to be a mans cock for it to be gay? I just want answers so that I at least know somewhere I can align myself.

>>18112395
https://voca.ro/1mUUwwRNphFI
YOUR A 400 POUND PLUS VIRGIN LIVING IN MOM'S BASEMENT YOU FAT JEW NIGGER, GO GET A LIFE YOU FAT FAGGOT

THE ONLY BBC YOU'LL BE SUCKING IS JAMAL'S IN THE PRISON BARS AFTER YOU CAUGHT HAVING YOUR CHEESE PIZZA STASHED ON YOUR DISGUSTING BROWN TINTED HARD DRIVE YOU FAT FUCKING NIGGER, YOUR MOM WILL BE GLAD YOUR FAT ASS IS EVICTED FROM HER BASEMENT AND YOU FINALLY HAVE MORE PURPOSE THAN SPAMMING BBC ON A SOYJAK WEBSITE YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING PIG-ROACH

ALL FAT NIGGERS SPAMMING BBC WHILE BE SENT TO THE PIG-ROACH BBC SPAMMER DEATH CAMPS,

I used to hate my sister growing up, and we used to have our fair share of fights and arguments. However, as we got older, I grew to appreciate a different side of her. She is incredibly voluptuous and blessed with fats in the right areas. The way her body is shaped is just unbelievable. Those balloons of hers at the front and back are simply outrageous.

In the past 3 months, I have been masturbating to pictures of her (zoomed in pictures of her boobs/ass to be exact). However, my urges only grew stronger with every passing day. Alas, I decided to take things to the next level. I decided to sneak into her room when she was asleep to masturbate to her in the flesh. Surely that in person 4D experience would be a million times better than masturbating to 2D photos of her

3 hours ago, I crept into her room at 2am when she was fast asleep. I lifted the sheets surreptitiously and to my pleasant surprise, she was sleeping with only her bras and panties. I could see those melons tightly squished beneath her red bras. I itched to touch them but my morality got the better of me and I restrained myself. I took a deep sniff of her armpits and ass for further stimulation before I began on my quest for nirvana. (Damn, girls sweat do hit different)

I started touching myself while staring straight at her. However, I just had a workout at the gym and my arms were too sore to finish the task. Feeling desperate, I decided to rub my penis against her cupboard to generate the required friction. As I got more and more carried away,I started to rub my penis more vigorously against the cupboard. I was too caught up in the moment and my mind completely filtered out the loud creaking noises that the cupboard was producing.

Suddenly, I heard a loud piercing shriek. Damn, I must have woken my sister up. As her shriek was such a perfect confluence of femininity, shock and vulnerability, I felt that surge of blood in my penis and I climaxed straight away. (Tbvh, I have never felt anything better than this before). I reacted by turning myself towards her intuitively. It was then that my cum shot right out and landed squarely on her face. I was absolutely horrified as I saw my cum trickling down her nose bridge to the rims of her mouth.

There was deafening silence for a few seconds before she started screaming again. As she yelled, I could see my cum running straight into her mouth. I turned and ran straight back to my room.

Thankfully my parents were not at home. They will be back tomorrow afternoon. I will probably be skinned alive by them.

I’m 22 now, and my sister is 24. A few years ago our parents went away for 2–3 days. On the first night I invited two of my friends over to stay at the house. We were drinking beer and whiskey, and my sister was in the other room. At one point I walked to the liquor store it’s only 5–10 minutes away and when I came back I found my two friends double penetrating my sister. She was drunk clearly enjoying it and moaning loudly Instead of stopping them I got instantly hard and joined in. The whole night was insanely intense the three of us fucked her really hard in every way imaginable.

The next morning after my friends left, my sister and I woke up naked next to each other and realized what a massive fuck-up had just happened. We avoided each other all day. Eventually we decided we had to talk and figure things out before our parents came home. We sat down on the couch and before we even finished the conversation I kissed her. One thing led to another and we ended up having sex again Afterward while we were cuddling naked in my room we agreed to keep everything that happened a total secret and to start a secret sexual relationship with each other.

Ever since then we fuck regularly, tried a lot of kinky things ,watch porn together,cuddle naked, shower together ,do a lot of fun activities and do all kinds of intimate things when no one’s around.

>>18112413
Meds, I'm short and skinny :333333 very grabbable

>>18112504
Not a furry, I just like the silly face :3. Also trvke we need more copypastas on salt specifically xher being cute and plappable

>>18112559
best of salt
>flood

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>>18112591
Also could you call me cute rapemeat??? I'm into that kind of play :p

trans rights are human rights
soyjak porn
im the next nulee
gorespam
look at my furry post
look at my anime post
im the next namefag
look at my troonslop media
i am not trans but here is the most troon shit you will ever hear
my troonslop is le hecin based unlike the other ones
soyjaks are a dead meme
im gonna post retarded shit and pretend someone else did it KEEEEEEEK JSID o algo DO NUSOIS REALLY
look at my softcore roblox porn
mumma posting
look at this risky gigaquote thread
softcore porn
OMGSISA SHE IS SO ATTRACTIVE
neutralnigger thread
frogs being frogfails
look at my snca splinter drama
le euromutt vs amerimutt hours
obsessive 'cado posting disorder
my snca indieslop is better than your snca indieslop
soybooru rnca
femjak roleplay threads
look at my femquote collection
babyjak spam
retarded metawhining thread #34543642366
matchajak is better than the original soyjak
cattywiping with actual snca

>I WILL READ ANYTHING FOR YOU
>SAMPLE: https://voca.ro/11qE25QGEFNQ
Six Golden Coins, and a castle full of bitches!
Shadow in a lab, how my wrist is hella frigid!
Took out Rouge the Bat, and she gave me lotsa kisses!
I had to shoot my shot, and like G.U.N. I didn't miss it!
We're locked in, and I tell you I ain't bluffing!
The date's done… and Wario's wearing nothing!
My own man. If I don't wanna, I don't have to!
One minute out the cage you took up mission for Black Doom!
I'll have you stuck! Still! Standing in one place!
I'm quick to grab the cannon that'll have him in Subspace!
I wish you WERE in Smash! I mean you might be in some way…
But if we got to fight, I'd throw my bike at your dumb face!

>>18112652
Would you….. Umm…. (>////<) Could you?????? It really itches there (˶>⩊<˶) I-I really need you to be rough b-baka#

read the text here dixieboi

>>18112712
thats my goat nigger kill yourself faggot

OP I want to inject you with this giga hrt cocktail then dress you up in cute thigh highs, slutty tank top and a miniskirt. You were built for pantyfication and sissyfication. You VVILL BE WHORED OUT

>I WILL READ ANYTHING FOR YOU
>SAMPLE: https://voca.ro/11qE25QGEFNQ
Disgusting creature. You forget living's a privilеge
I'd pipe down now, if you could squish your way in it
I made a promisе to Maria, to give mankind a chance
But if Wario won't Move It. Then Wario, let's dance
Put a gun to your mouth, if you wanna swallow more crap
Don't want five years to live? Then you gotta go fast
Fuck the Chaos Emeralds. You need to control over your weight
Drop the Game & Watch the slop you shovel down onto your plate
You're a creep. Every princess knows that something is up
'Cause every Mario Party, they rush to cover their cups!
You use your overbearing scent to hide your life is in shambles
But you won't be the first rotten egg that I've made scramble

>>18112735
gem
(read dis)

Hi my name is Tom Pearl and I'm going to eat my diarrhea for y'all

>>18112182 (OP)
Can you sing this:
>I love the Bibisi, I serve the bibisi…
>The bibisi keeps me safe and souuuunnddd…
>Every day I break my back so my bull can break miiine
>That's why i love the bibisiiii
>Every single tiiiime

OP read the text in picrel

just start autistically babbling and making spergy noises

>>18112800
Read this

>I WILL READ ANYTHING FOR YOU
>SAMPLE: https://voca.ro/11qE25QGEFNQ
Poor past is so tragic, since you put up your own barrier!
Couldn't figure if you're a clone since they took out your character!
Was shot down to an edgehog because writers got lazy!
While I've been feigning for peaches since you were pushing up daises!
And your memories are hazy since Gerald mucked with Maria's words!
Wanna reflect that bad? Don't reverse her ideas first!
'Cause Number 1 will show you Number 2 if you act gloom!
And take those jewel and rings for the toilet seat in my bathroom!

do your best impression of the following animals:
cat
dog
cow
sheep
chicken
wolf
frog
rabbit
try to make them sound as life like as possible!

>>18112803
read mine

>>18112838
Kek

*Stroking OPs gock untill warm goo comes out then licking my fingers clean* Heheheheh salty :33333 maybe if I put your rod in my mouth I might get even more of this tasty sticky treat :p

>>18112881
op is a swinny falseflagger

Read this in an authoritative voice.

Gigapedo Prevention Clause (GPC-69)

Version 1.0, November 2025
Author: Me

1. PREAMBLE
This license applies exclusively to the soyquote immediately preceding this license declaration when posted on any board that allows gigaquoting (defined as: quoting text and attaching an image or GIF of gigachad to make it look like whoever said it is a gigachad o algo).

2. GRANT OF RIGHTS
The original author retains all rights to their soyquote.

3. GIGAPEDO PREVENTION CLAUSE
By gigaquoting (Gigachad image/GIF + quote) any soyquote protected under this license, the replying party automatically and irrevocably self-identifies as:
- A certified 'p gooner
- A colossal pedophile
- A retarded nigger
- An obsessed jartycuck

4. ENFORCEMENT
Any violation of this license (i.e., Gigaquoting protected soyquotes) triggers immediate, automatic, and irreversible consequences, including but not limited to:
- Permanent ban by board jannies
- Your IP address being leaked
- Eternal designation as "that one gigapedo who goons to 'p"

5. NO WARRANTY
This license is provided "as is". Author makes no guarantees that you will ever geronto again after violating it.

6. ACCEPTANCE
Posting a Gigaquote to any soyquote bearing this license constitutes full acceptance of all terms, including eternal designation as a 'p gooner.

COPYLEFT: Feel free to copy and append this license to any soyquote you don't want gigaquoted. Works 100 % of the time 60 % of the time.

- END OF LICENSE -

>>18112803
nigger do mine

>>18112915
Read this and try to do your best Tom Pearl impression
>Hi my name is Tom Pearl and I have to take a huge shit for soyjak.st

Say "rødgrød med fløde"

I hate niggers so damn much, so many things about their existence brings anger and hatred into mij soul. The reaason why is because 1: YOU all are extremely violent subhuman apes that lash out over anything, and act like complete retards over the most mundane of annoyances. Everything about how you look, sound, and speak is unsophisticated and beyond retarded. Oh man, how you speak. I DESPISE it with PURE OF HEART. Your "blak speek" and "ebonics" are just an excuse to talk like morons. Nothing about how you speak is "cool" or "different" it's but a mockery of the great English language made by the strong willed, smart, white man. Another thing I HATE about you NIGGERS is how you blame EVERYTHING on "da evil wyte maiyne n shieeee cuh" for example, the fact that all of you are insignificant, fatherless filths with incompitent mothers that rely on EBT stamps and wellfare to very terribly take care of you, is not because of "systematic racism" or how "da wyte maiyne" is taking everything from you poor little black "piepo". It's because you subhuman niggers can't take care of yourselfves because your brain never developed past the canaanite intelligence. Your nasty ancestors and current beings in Africa are mostly still in tents and worshipping false gods. And if they're not, they live in mudhuts and slums worse then evn the worst of NYC, and the worst of NYC is ALSO inhabited nearly all by homeless niggers that ruined their life either because of their worthless parents or because they indulged in various worldly pleasures such as drugs and alcohol. Not to mention your romantisization of marijuana, all of you talk about how much you love smoking and how it deeply affects your culture n shieeee mayine, even though you "people" have no culture and its all complete retardation of the mind and pure human existance.
The majority of your kind do nothing for the benifit and progression of humanity and utelize none of the brain that God has given you, instead you make abhorrent "music" about how much you love indulging in lust and hedonism. I bet your stupid brain can't even comprehend the concept of sin because from such a young age you were psyoped by your kind to love and speak this "culture" that is clearly made by mindless retards worship satan. Not to mention how you desicrate the Word and name of God by calling yourselves "followers" but not following a single teaching of the Lord. I hate hate HATE and DESPISE everything about your kind. The wrath brought to me is comparable that of when lucifer betrayed God in the end of the Word. I hate you, but, at the same time, as God said Himself, "every human is to be treated with the same love and respect no matter what difference, so I still hope and pray that people like you will one day break free from this curse that is ridden upon your kind and that you will become real, smart, and compitent members of society.

Yours truly (I'm saying that because I am so much higher above you as a human btw if that matters, because I actually do stuff in my life unlike you niggers who do nothing but sit around and smoke weed all day and listen to niggerap and watch siah),

-Nathaniel Higgers

do a black voice and speak ebonics and act out a story where you end up raping a tranny in a bathroom over a toilet and do different voices for each of the characters in the story

>>18112915
Nigger I'm from europe, pure catholicAryan, sucking dicks and drinking white cum

>>18112982
I laughed, thanks for the belly laugh.

Can you record an audio of you brapping into the microphone

I'll drop the cuffs for some hard hits. You'll feel my punches ringing in your stomach like you're munching on garlic
If you called for help no one would bother
Cause you'd let your friends come second for a sliver of a Silver dollar
You hide behind your one accomplice cause you'll always be a pussy
Thinking Mario was mean to you? You've never seen a bully
So as you're down on your last limb, preparing to eat alloy
You'll wish that this was grade school and we were playing cowboys

>>18112959
Gotcha, mayne. Danish win

>>18113015
do thisihaveafartfetish

do a dysgenic twerpy nerd voice and pretend to be quote banning some chud on the sharty for no reason and then the cops bust his door down for running a hate website and take him to jail to get blacked by tyrone

Would it be possible for you to rub your belly and brap into the microphone

We are the Ku Klux Klan
We Hate niggers, We Hate Jews, We Hate Faggots, and We Hate Spics.
We don't have to have a reason to hate them, just because they breed, we hate their filthy bums.
You people need to get off your ass and wake up, this is America, the Niggers are taking it over and the Jews.
Make a Stand, Join the Clan, WHITE POWER.
WHITE POWER.
WHITE POWER.
And I hate Jews, I hate them because they exist, I hate them because they breed, I hate them because they're scum, the god damn Niggers are the scum of the Earth, WHITE POWER.
WHITE POWER.
WHITE POWER.
WHITE POWER.
WHITE POWER.
We got Niggers, and the clan is getting Bigger.
They want you to lay down with some dirty filthy Nigger, They want your children with these Niggers, There's no Nigger equal to me, There's no Nigger equal to any white person.
Once you lay down with a Nigger, You are a dirty filthy Nigger, Once you go Black, There's no coming Back.
WHITE POWER.
WHITE POWER.

I am just wondering if you could possibly brap into the microphone, it seems a lot of other people are requesting this

Read dis NOW

>>18113072
Yeah do this OP

>>18113072
dodis

do a gay voice and pretend to be salt

>>18113072
tsmt we want to see it

>>18113072
dodis

>>18113072
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG DODIS OP

>i am the admin of this site and if you need contact for anything about the site you can reach out in different ways from most preffered to least
chudchudchudchudchud@protonmail.com my email
Read this like butthead from beavis and butthead

>>18113023
Read this.

>>18113144
WHATS DIS

>I come to bear bad news. According to some random nigga on bleachedbooru (who goes by shemmystruck) QUOT has just had their MOD.PHP account DELETED. This some crazy shit doe because they were the only active drinkist poopist so FAGGOT BANS DON'T EXIST ANYMORE and anyone who faggot bans you now is A DANGEROUS HACKER who hosts a evil account hacker on soyshit.poopy (the shoopy) that goes by the name mopo. Also I'm a rich ass nigga cause i smoked some fag who gave me 64,999 shekels (before taxes) so I'm buying the Sharty unless BB GHAST does it first (probably not gonna happen i'll kill that nigga fr) Also remember that Gideon Abotsi was rappers and shit, he an OG nigga fr. Watch this video to cure your cancer I give that shit a 99% guarantee /srs
READ THIS DO THIS NOWW

>>18113158
mouth lip noise

I can't remember what drug it was but in college I was at a party and I took this drug and I literally could not keep a dick out of my mouth. I remember lying on the floor unable to move but as soon as a dick was pressed against my mouth my only motivation became to suck it deeper into my mouth. There is video of me crawling on all fours desperately following a guy's dick trying to get it inside my mouth.

I don't know what drug it is, but apparently there is a cock sucker drug out there that will turn any straight man into a cock sucking whore and this knowledge scares the ever living shit out of me. I don't want to be a cock sucker but when I was on this drug I didn't want to be anything other than a cock sucker. I hate that I live with the knowledge of what it feels like to have a cock inside your mouth.

scream allah akbar as loud as you can shout it like you mean it

>>18113190
whats the drug nussini

>>18113023
Why aren't you reading this?

>>18113221
please read this

>>18113232
He doesnt want his parents to kick him out

Read this in a badass military voice.

Anti-furry commando here.

I heard about this website because some friend told me that here you can say the n-word, post Nazi pepes and organize operations against the scum of the world: SJWs, furries and weebs because they are evil. They impose their IGTV agenda on based cartoons like Puss in Boots 2. We need to eliminate them and throw them into horny jail.

Anti furry commando out. Heil Hitler.

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read this

>>18113293
Actually make sure its TACTICAL OZEMPIC MORTARS

Salt i hope u Here right Now… Maybe in the Darkness … on Another Account …

Salt i hope u Knows … i want to Marrys You. I am Very Much Want to Marrys You…
and create our Own Party…

Salt This Website is very Mean to you … I Will never Betrays You . Please…
Atleast Answer Me … I Want To know …

Perhaps we can Set It Up As Marraige Ceremony … in /nate/? I Cuold have
new Custom Board for special Occasions like this one . It Will be Very Special
Occasion .

Please Let me Know . Soons .

>>18113334
voice this and send it to salt next snca qna he makes

OP would you like to join my boymoder erp 'cord? We could role play, you'd be the rapists and I'd be the victim/raped

Read this in a wine mom voice.

>My 17 year old son Nate, who is on the spectrum, had his phone out at a family dinner, and I told him that he couldn’t use his phone at the table. He told me that I was a “raisinskin t50 swarthoid” and that I “wasn’t getting into hyperborea”. He also kept talking about someone named Cobson, and he called me an “ESL FNF Jartycuck”, whatever that is supposed to mean. Does anyone on Reddit know the meaning of these words?

Day in my life

Now when Jesus saw the crowds, he went up on a mountainside and sat down. His disciples came to him, and he began to teach them.
He said:

“Blessed are the poor in spirit,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are those who mourn,
for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek,
for they will inherit the earth.
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness,
for they will be filled.
Blessed are the merciful,
for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the pure in heart,
for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers,
for they will be called children of God.
Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

“Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you.

Salt and Light
“You are the salt of the earth. But if the salt loses its saltiness, how can it be made salty again? It is no longer good for anything, except to be thrown out and trampled underfoot.

“You are the light of the world. A town built on a hill cannot be hidden. Neither do people light a lamp and put it under a bowl. Instead they put it on its stand, and it gives light to everyone in the house. In the same way, let your light shine before others, that they may see your good deeds and glorify your Father in heaven.