/soy/ - Soyjaks

I am just wondering if you could possibly brap into the microphone, it seems a lot of other people are requesting this

Read dis NOW

>>18113072
Yeah do this OP

>>18113072
dodis

do a gay voice and pretend to be salt

>>18113072
tsmt we want to see it

>>18113072
dodis

>>18113072
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG DODIS OP

>i am the admin of this site and if you need contact for anything about the site you can reach out in different ways from most preffered to least
chudchudchudchudchud@protonmail.com my email
Read this like butthead from beavis and butthead

>>18113023
Read this.

>>18113144
WHATS DIS

>I come to bear bad news. According to some random nigga on bleachedbooru (who goes by shemmystruck) QUOT has just had their MOD.PHP account DELETED. This some crazy shit doe because they were the only active drinkist poopist so FAGGOT BANS DON'T EXIST ANYMORE and anyone who faggot bans you now is A DANGEROUS HACKER who hosts a evil account hacker on soyshit.poopy (the shoopy) that goes by the name mopo. Also I'm a rich ass nigga cause i smoked some fag who gave me 64,999 shekels (before taxes) so I'm buying the Sharty unless BB GHAST does it first (probably not gonna happen i'll kill that nigga fr) Also remember that Gideon Abotsi was rappers and shit, he an OG nigga fr. Watch this video to cure your cancer I give that shit a 99% guarantee /srs
READ THIS DO THIS NOWW

>>18113158
mouth lip noise

I can't remember what drug it was but in college I was at a party and I took this drug and I literally could not keep a dick out of my mouth. I remember lying on the floor unable to move but as soon as a dick was pressed against my mouth my only motivation became to suck it deeper into my mouth. There is video of me crawling on all fours desperately following a guy's dick trying to get it inside my mouth.

I don't know what drug it is, but apparently there is a cock sucker drug out there that will turn any straight man into a cock sucking whore and this knowledge scares the ever living shit out of me. I don't want to be a cock sucker but when I was on this drug I didn't want to be anything other than a cock sucker. I hate that I live with the knowledge of what it feels like to have a cock inside your mouth.

scream allah akbar as loud as you can shout it like you mean it

>>18113190
whats the drug nussini

>>18113023
Why aren't you reading this?

>>18113221
please read this

>>18113232
He doesnt want his parents to kick him out

Read this in a badass military voice.

Anti-furry commando here.

I heard about this website because some friend told me that here you can say the n-word, post Nazi pepes and organize operations against the scum of the world: SJWs, furries and weebs because they are evil. They impose their IGTV agenda on based cartoons like Puss in Boots 2. We need to eliminate them and throw them into horny jail.

Anti furry commando out. Heil Hitler.

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read this

>>18113293
Actually make sure its TACTICAL OZEMPIC MORTARS

Salt i hope u Here right Now… Maybe in the Darkness … on Another Account …

Salt i hope u Knows … i want to Marrys You. I am Very Much Want to Marrys You…
and create our Own Party…

Salt This Website is very Mean to you … I Will never Betrays You . Please…
Atleast Answer Me … I Want To know …

Perhaps we can Set It Up As Marraige Ceremony … in /nate/? I Cuold have
new Custom Board for special Occasions like this one . It Will be Very Special
Occasion .

Please Let me Know . Soons .

>>18113334
voice this and send it to salt next snca qna he makes

OP would you like to join my boymoder erp 'cord? We could role play, you'd be the rapists and I'd be the victim/raped

Read this in a wine mom voice.

>My 17 year old son Nate, who is on the spectrum, had his phone out at a family dinner, and I told him that he couldn’t use his phone at the table. He told me that I was a “raisinskin t50 swarthoid” and that I “wasn’t getting into hyperborea”. He also kept talking about someone named Cobson, and he called me an “ESL FNF Jartycuck”, whatever that is supposed to mean. Does anyone on Reddit know the meaning of these words?

Day in my life

Now when Jesus saw the crowds, he went up on a mountainside and sat down. His disciples came to him, and he began to teach them.
He said:

“Blessed are the poor in spirit,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are those who mourn,
for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek,
for they will inherit the earth.
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness,
for they will be filled.
Blessed are the merciful,
for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the pure in heart,
for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers,
for they will be called children of God.
Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

“Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you.

Salt and Light
“You are the salt of the earth. But if the salt loses its saltiness, how can it be made salty again? It is no longer good for anything, except to be thrown out and trampled underfoot.

“You are the light of the world. A town built on a hill cannot be hidden. Neither do people light a lamp and put it under a bowl. Instead they put it on its stand, and it gives light to everyone in the house. In the same way, let your light shine before others, that they may see your good deeds and glorify your Father in heaven.

Marge, are you reading right now?

say nigger 20 times

TOBY FOX IS A JEWISH AGENT TRAINED TO PRODUCE LGBT PROPAGANDA AND BRAINWASH ZOOMERS
Toby Fox wrote that iconic Megalovania song when he was only 16. He was able to make such a memorable song at young age, without any musical experiment. It's suspicious. It's likely he was trained by CIA/Illminati/Freemason/Rothschild.
He graduated from Northeastern University. Northeastern University is the home of many Democratic politicians and Xitter co-founder Biz Stone.
We all know that Undertale and Deltarune was designed to spread LGBT agenda to players and fans, as it's LGBT contents such as few major character being lesbian, some extra character being faggots, the protagonist being pronouns trannies, and the implied bullraisins like "gender dysphoria" or "muh oppression" (ex: Kris is a pronounsfag who's being controlled by player and xe's the only human being in the town and xe's le heckin depressed and emo and xe can't control xis life and blah blah blah), and don't forget the fact Toby Fox actually promoted that BLM terrorism.
Undetale Kickstarter was started in 2013 and Undertale was released in 2015. You know what else happened in this time period? Obergefell v. Hodges. That infamous case that eventually lead to legalization of gay marriage. The trial, led by Jim Obergefell, ultimately resulted in the legalization of same-sex marriage in the United States in 2015. Toby was an Episcopalian and Jim attended an Episcopal Church as well. During the Holocaust, the Episcopal Church demonstrated pro-Jewish action, beginning with the support of the General Theological Seminary (New York) and the Berkeley Divinity School (Connecticut), and many Episcopal leaders supporting efforts to rescue Jews, including support for a congressional resolution to rescue Jewish refugees from the United States.
Does it seem to you that all this is a coincidence?

please read this OP

OP, where are you?

OP, say that you got snatched by Rapeson.